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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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one by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Now don't be too hard
on yourself, Mr. Nash.
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Your wife is out of town.
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It's your first time
alone with the baby.
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It's a natural mistake.
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Just remember,
it's "when the wind blows"
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the cradle will rock."
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No, no, no, no,
you're right, it does fall,
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but not until later
when the bow breaks.
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Right. Bye-bye.
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Here you go, my big Josh.
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So how'd it go, Josh?
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Oh, fine, nurse Todd.
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He didn't hurt you too bad?
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Of course I didn't
hurt him, Laverne.
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Yes, you did.
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Well, I'm very sorry, Josh.
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I'll be much more gentle
next time.
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- Okay, good-bye, Dr. Weston.
- See ya.
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You really gotta stop
hurtin' the patients.
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I didn't mean to, Laverne.
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I had to put antiseptic
on the cut.
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Well, did you blow on it first
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and tell him to hold his nose
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and think pleasant thoughts?
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Of course I did. I'm a doctor.
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Well, Carol called.
She'll be workin' late.
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So she won't be cooking dinner.
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She made reservations
for you, her, and Barbara
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at la petite Maison.
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Oh, okay. That sounds good.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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No, Mr. Nash, it's,
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"here is my handle,
here is my spout."
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You're a tea kettle
for lord sakes.
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Why would you have a snout?
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This duck a I'orange
is delicious.
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So is my coq au vin.
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How's that cheeseburger,
Barbara?
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Good.
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Barbara,
you really should broaden
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your culinary horizons.
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Yeah, and you shoulda gotten
the diet plate.
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What a lousy thing to...
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don't start.
This is a restaurant.
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No, you stop it or no dessert.
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I can't believe
that still works.
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Daddy, isn't that Paula Conroy?
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Where?
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Right over there
with that good-looking guy.
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Oh, yeah, it is her.
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Ooh, boy, she still looks good.
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It's only been a year
since you two were dating.
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Were you expecting her
to wither?
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No, no, no.
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It's just, uh...
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She looks good.
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So go talk to her.
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No, no, no, I can't.
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I wouldn't know what to say.
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Try "hello."
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No, she's got a date.
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So what?
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Well, it'll be awkward.
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I mean, I sort of
broke up with her.
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Why did you break up with her?
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I don't know, dear.
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It was just one of those things.
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Everything was getting
a little too serious,
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and I wasn't ready, so...
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Then we lost touch,
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and probably better that way.
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No, it's definitely,
definitely better that way.
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Well, if that's how you feel.
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That is how I feel. Thank you.
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And we'll just have
a nice, normal dinner,
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then we'll put
our jackets over our heads
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and we'll sneak out
the back door.
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Eh, she cut her hair.
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It's a little shorter.
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Oh, it looks good.
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Daddy, you obviously want
to talk to her.
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No, Carol, i...
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I think she spotted me.
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Oh, hi, Paula.
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She wants me to join them.
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So go.
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Oh, this is gonna be
very awkward.
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I think I like her hair
better this way.
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Hello.
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Harry, it's so good to see you.
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Paula, it's so nice to see you.
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I didn't realize you were here.
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I would have come over
much sooner.
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Harry, this is tom cummings.
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Tom.
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Tom is my cousin.
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So nice to meet you!
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Well, Paula, dear,
you look absolutely...
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Terrific.
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You look pretty nice yourself.
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Well, thank you.
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You look good too, tom.
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You think so?
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I just threw this together.
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Well, uh, gee, Paula,
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there's so much I would like
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to talk with you about.
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I mean, maybe some...
Or this Saturday...
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oh, I'd like that.
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Oh, good, Saturday. Saturday.
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Oh, good, good.
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Well, I'll... I'll...
I'll call you.
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You still have my number?
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Oh, ho, y-yeah, s-sure.
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You look good, tom.
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- Thanks.
- Okay.
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I'll take this one back.
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Barbie-Barb?
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If you're not wearing
your lime-green jacket
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on your date tonight,
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can I wear it on mine?
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Yeah, but I don't know
where it is.
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Oh, I'll find it.
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How do I look?
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You look great.
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Paula is one lucky lady.
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Ha.
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Oh, you look very nice, daddy.
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Ah, you girls wouldn't tell me
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if I did look bad.
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I would.
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You look wonderful, daddy.
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Ugh, I don't know. I don't know.
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Let me see.
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Hi, guys.
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Maybe you should get one
of those full-length toasters.
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We all have dates tonight.
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Uh, Charley,
this is not a good time.
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Well, I'll make it quick.
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I just have to ask you
one question.
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Okay, fine, fine. What is it?
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What's perestroika?
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What?
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Well, I got a date
with that cute anchor lady,
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channel 12,
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and I'm thinking
the subject of the news
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may come up.
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Charley, perestroika
is, uh, gorbachev's plan
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for restructuring
the Soviet economy.
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Oh, right, thanks.
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Who's gorbachev?
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Oh, man, I'm in trouble.
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Harry, I pick her up
at the studio
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after the 11:00 news.
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Now, how do I become
knowledgeable
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about world affairs
between now and then?
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I don't know
that that's possible, Charley,
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but you could watch the news,
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and, I don't know, read a paper.
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The paper, good idea.
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Hey, what's Dennis the menace
doing on the front page?
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Charley, that's our
vice president.
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Oh.
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And then I went out
with an older woman,
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my first date
with an older woman.
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And how was that?
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Well, not too good.
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I mean, her idea of small talk
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was going through the menu
at the restaurant
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and dividing all the dishes
into bulk and binding.
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Oh, Harry,
you're just as funny as ever.
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What about you?
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Any special relationships?
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Oh, not really.
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No, I-i saw one man
for a few months,
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but we were too different.
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What?
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I was thinking about that time
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you took me
to the Mel torme concert.
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Oh, yeah.
It was a great concert.
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Harry, we missed it.
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Don't you remember you went
to the wrong auditorium?
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You sure that was me?
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I told you that I thought
it was at the music hall,
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and you insisted
it was at the civic center.
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I don't think that was me.
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And I'll never forget your face.
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When we pulled up
at the civic center
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and there wasn't a single car
in the lot.
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Paula, it's just possible
that I was right
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and Mel and the crowd went
to the wrong place.
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But as I recall,
I made that up to you.
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Yes, you did.
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We stayed in the car
in the empty parking lot,
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and you sang Mel torme songs
to me all night.
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It was a wonderful concert.
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Yeah, it was.
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Oh, Harry,
I've missed talking with you.
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I don't think I've ever felt
more comfortable
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with a man.
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I feel the same way.
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It's as though
no time has passed
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between us at all.
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Except for tonight.
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Tonight's time has passed,
I think,
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much too quickly.
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Ah, I should go.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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Goodnight, Harry.
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Goodnight, Paula.
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Or, as Mel torme would say,
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good...
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Night.
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Dreyfuss, I'm home.
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Oh, dreyf,
I just had such a night.
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Let me see
if I can put it in terms
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that you can understand.
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Oh, ho.
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Hi.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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How was your date?
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Okay.
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Judging by the look
on your face,
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your evening went good.
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Good doesn't begin
to describe it.
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It was...
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Goooooood.
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I'm glad, daddy.
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I really like Paula.
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Yeah.
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Well, Carol's still out.
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Maybe she finally had
a decent date.
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The odds almost dictate it.
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What's going on?
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Hi, Carol, dear.
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How was your, uh, blind date?
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Guess.
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Daddy had a great date.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, sure,
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there's something very special
about Paula.
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I mean, she's very classy
and elegant,
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yet not at all pretentious.
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I mean, even the way
she gets into a car.
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Perfect.
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Uh-huh, and like
when she sneezes.
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It's always three in a row.
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Cute little ones.
270
00:11:31,936 --> 00:11:32,901
What?
271
00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:34,303
You're falling in love.
272
00:11:34,338 --> 00:11:35,871
Ahhhh, no.
273
00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:36,872
Daddy, she's right.
274
00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:38,273
You have all the classic signs.
275
00:11:38,309 --> 00:11:39,575
No, I can't be falling in love.
276
00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,310
This is our first date
in a year.
277
00:11:41,345 --> 00:11:42,411
That means nothing.
278
00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:43,712
I've fallen in love with men
279
00:11:43,748 --> 00:11:45,834
I've never even been out with.
280
00:11:48,686 --> 00:11:50,853
They just said,
"paper or plastic,"
281
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:52,158
and I melted.
282
00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:54,556
Nah, nah, nah. I don't know.
283
00:11:54,592 --> 00:11:55,758
Nah, I don't know.
284
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,860
Daddy, would you like
to call her right now
285
00:11:57,895 --> 00:11:58,961
and hear the sound of her voice,
286
00:11:58,996 --> 00:12:00,896
even though you left her
half an hour ago?
287
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,031
Yeah, I guess I would.
I don't know.
288
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,167
And have you sniffed
the lapels of your jacket
289
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,236
for some scent of her perfume?
290
00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:08,792
You can do that?
291
00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,040
Okay, all right, no.
292
00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,009
I mean, yes,
Paula is absolutely wonderful.
293
00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:15,778
I'm not denying that,
but I'm a long way
294
00:12:15,813 --> 00:12:17,479
from falling in love, okay?
295
00:12:17,515 --> 00:12:18,480
Okay.
296
00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:20,649
Okay, daddy. Goodnight.
297
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:22,063
Night.
298
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,773
Ooh, you can do that.
299
00:12:39,329 --> 00:12:43,064
Now, Mr. Nash,
I think you're overreacting.
300
00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:45,500
Just because the baby
can't pronounce da-da
301
00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:47,902
doesn't mean
she doesn't love you.
302
00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:49,170
Well, mama's different.
303
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,727
It comes a lot easier
off the tongue.
304
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,475
Really?
305
00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:56,277
She has no problem
saying consuela?
306
00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:58,580
Well, listen, call me again
307
00:12:58,615 --> 00:12:59,914
if you have any more problemas.
308
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,433
Problems.
309
00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:03,418
- So how was lunch?
- Wonderful.
310
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:05,553
Laverne, you remember
Paula Conroy.
311
00:13:05,589 --> 00:13:07,206
Hello, Paula.
312
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,562
Oh, Laverne, Laverne,
Laverne, watch this!
313
00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:09,630
You're gonna love this!
314
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,880
Did you see that?
315
00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:18,547
Delightful.
316
00:13:19,618 --> 00:13:21,718
Harry, I have to get back
to the office.
317
00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:23,153
Uh, listen, how 'bout, uh...
318
00:13:23,188 --> 00:13:24,721
How about dinner
and a movie tonight?
319
00:13:24,756 --> 00:13:26,589
No, I really shouldn't.
I've got too much work to do.
320
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,891
Please, West Side story
is playing
321
00:13:27,926 --> 00:13:29,225
at the Beverly.
322
00:13:29,261 --> 00:13:31,961
Afterwards, we could pretend
to be Tony and Maria.
323
00:13:31,997 --> 00:13:33,663
I'll be Tony.
324
00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:35,465
All right, how can I resist
325
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,466
an offer like that?
326
00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:38,640
Great, I'll see you at 6:00.
327
00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:41,204
- Bye, Laverne.
- Bye-bye.
328
00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:43,040
Thank you for lunch.
329
00:13:45,844 --> 00:13:48,011
I can't believe you didn't think
that sneeze was cute.
330
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,146
Why didn't you tell her
that sneeze was cute?
331
00:13:50,182 --> 00:13:51,748
I refuse to be a participant
332
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:55,327
at your sorry attempts
at erotic byplay.
333
00:13:56,688 --> 00:13:58,888
If I'da wanted that, now,
I'da accepted that job
334
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:01,458
as nurse at the playboy mansion.
335
00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:03,660
They have a nurse
at the playboy mansion?
336
00:14:03,695 --> 00:14:06,855
Nah, it's a boring job.
Mostly chafin'.
337
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,899
So tell me, Laverne.
338
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,267
What do you think of Paula?
339
00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,336
I think you're awful sweet
on her.
340
00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:14,938
Oh, not you, too.
341
00:14:14,973 --> 00:14:16,773
Everyone's telling me
I'm falling in love.
342
00:14:16,808 --> 00:14:19,442
Well, if cupid's
little diaper fits,
343
00:14:19,478 --> 00:14:20,877
wear it.
344
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,085
Hi, Harry.
345
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:31,054
Hi, Charley. How are you?
346
00:14:31,089 --> 00:14:32,288
Worried, Harry.
347
00:14:32,324 --> 00:14:33,990
Worried that
without debt restructuring,
348
00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:35,492
many of our
Latin American neighbors
349
00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:38,601
won't be able to overcome
their fiscal woes.
350
00:14:39,397 --> 00:14:41,164
Charley,
you've been reading the paper.
351
00:14:41,199 --> 00:14:42,465
I guess things are going
very well
352
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:43,566
with your anchor lady.
353
00:14:43,602 --> 00:14:46,069
No, you know,
that's the crazy thing.
354
00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,737
Our date was a disaster.
355
00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:49,873
You know, I hit her with that
opening line I prepared.
356
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:52,208
"The potential reunification
of Germany,
357
00:14:52,244 --> 00:14:54,911
"along with the rise
of the European common market,
358
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,586
"make a reformulation
of the Marshall plan
359
00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:57,847
"a necessity.
360
00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,691
Nice dress."
361
00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:01,918
Good one.
362
00:15:01,953 --> 00:15:03,620
That's what I thought.
You know what she said?
363
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:04,754
Hmm?
364
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,935
"What's the Marshall plan?"
365
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,994
Turns out my anchor lady
knows nothing about the news.
366
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,162
She just, like,
reads the stuff, you know,
367
00:15:12,197 --> 00:15:13,796
and hands it over
to the weatherman.
368
00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:14,931
Who, by the way, is gonna be
369
00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:17,300
on circus of the stars
next week.
370
00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:19,435
Ah, Charley, I'm sorry things
didn't work out
371
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:20,970
with your anchor lady,
but I think it's very good
372
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,906
that you learned something
about current affairs.
373
00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,073
Good?
374
00:15:24,109 --> 00:15:26,209
I've never been
so bummed out in my life.
375
00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:28,545
Did you know there's a hole
in the ozone layer,
376
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,380
that the tropical forests
are being destroyed,
377
00:15:30,415 --> 00:15:32,182
and there's a global warming
378
00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:33,883
that's threatening
life as we know it?
379
00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:37,288
Is that radon?
380
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,623
Charley, I would like
to continue this conversation,
381
00:15:40,659 --> 00:15:42,792
but, uh, I've got a date.
382
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,327
- Paula again?
- Yeah.
383
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:45,579
Uh-huh.
384
00:15:46,331 --> 00:15:47,371
What do you think of that?
385
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:48,464
Wow.
386
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,933
That looks pretty expensive.
387
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:51,501
Not really.
388
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:53,970
Of course, if there's no
flu epidemic this year,
389
00:15:54,005 --> 00:15:55,945
I may have to sell the house.
390
00:15:57,008 --> 00:15:58,274
You know, it sounds to me
391
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,742
like you're falling in love
with this woman.
392
00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:01,678
Everybody keeps on saying
that to me.
393
00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:02,845
I'm falling in love.
394
00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:04,647
- Are ya?
- I don't know.
395
00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,716
I don't know. Maybe, I don't...
396
00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:08,585
I sure like being with her.
397
00:16:09,314 --> 00:16:10,587
I was in love once.
398
00:16:10,622 --> 00:16:11,821
Charley, you?
399
00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:12,956
Don't tell anybody.
400
00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:14,443
You'll ruin my image.
401
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,759
Yeah, I was...
I was in love once.
402
00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:17,795
It was a long time ago.
403
00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:19,062
It was spring,
404
00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:21,531
and she was everything
I ever wanted
405
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:22,832
in a woman.
406
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:24,872
Beautiful...
407
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,075
I wanted to marry her, Harry.
408
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:34,510
Me, I asked her to marry me.
409
00:16:34,546 --> 00:16:35,612
What happened?
410
00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:37,584
Gee, I don't remember.
411
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,617
That's a very moving story,
Charley.
412
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:43,319
But I've gotta get dressed
for my date.
413
00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:44,821
Oh, great.
414
00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:46,289
Just what Angola needs.
415
00:16:46,324 --> 00:16:48,459
Another rebel faction.
416
00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:55,131
Yes.
417
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,433
I don't care how many times
I see West Side story.
418
00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:59,502
It is still wonderful.
419
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:00,870
It is a great musical.
420
00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:03,673
Though it's very hard
to take a street gang seriously
421
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,808
that pirouettes its way
to a rumble.
422
00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:07,577
Very hard.
423
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,345
How about an after-dinner drink?
424
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:10,647
Yes, I think I would like that
very much.
425
00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:11,648
Thank you.
426
00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:13,249
Nothing strong, though, please.
427
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:14,898
I have to drive home.
428
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,295
I do, uh, have to drive home,
don't I?
429
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,157
Yes.
430
00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:22,997
Yes, oh, I know. I just...
431
00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:26,829
Paula, dear, I have
a confession to make.
432
00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:27,930
The other night
at the restaurant,
433
00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:29,544
when you waved at me,
434
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:31,668
I had seen you much earlier,
435
00:17:31,703 --> 00:17:33,002
and I'd decided
not to come over.
436
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:34,441
I thought it was...
437
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,939
Kind of best
to leave things with us
438
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:37,940
the way they were.
439
00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:39,242
Oh?
440
00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:43,579
And now I thank god i...
I blew up that salad.
441
00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:46,049
Otherwise, we wouldn't be here.
442
00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:47,617
Carol's always telling me
443
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:49,986
how Freud says
there are no accidents.
444
00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:51,788
And I never put much stock
in that before.
445
00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:54,357
But now, I don't know.
446
00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:55,392
What do you think?
447
00:17:55,427 --> 00:17:57,694
I think Freud
was probably right.
448
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,929
Frankly, I think the man
is highly overrated.
449
00:17:59,964 --> 00:18:01,097
I just think he got lucky
450
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,670
with those last 40,
50 theories of his.
451
00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:06,253
Oh, Paula.
452
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,659
You're so wonderful.
453
00:18:08,695 --> 00:18:09,860
And accident or not,
454
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,229
meeting you at that restaurant
the other night
455
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,621
was one of the best things
that ever happened to me.
456
00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:17,935
You make me a very happy fellow.
457
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,937
And I thank you for that.
458
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,185
And I would like you
to have this.
459
00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:26,802
Harry, I can't accept that.
460
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:28,279
Of course you can.
461
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:29,561
No, I can't.
462
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:33,217
Oh, this is difficult.
463
00:18:33,253 --> 00:18:36,483
Oh, I don't think
I like the sound of this.
464
00:18:36,795 --> 00:18:38,923
Harry, last year
when we were seeing each other,
465
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,225
I would have adored
a gift like this.
466
00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:43,661
Ah, there is someone else,
isn't there?
467
00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:45,250
No, there's no one.
468
00:18:45,632 --> 00:18:46,964
Then what?
469
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,234
I don't know.
Things change, people change.
470
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:51,969
I mean, a year ago,
you weren't ready
471
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,204
for a relationship.
472
00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:54,538
Now I am.
473
00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:56,228
And now I'm not.
474
00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:59,310
Harry, I don't know how
to explain it.
475
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:02,713
You're the same wonderful man
I loved a year ago.
476
00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:04,181
Maybe there's no going back.
477
00:19:04,217 --> 00:19:05,516
Maybe it's as simple as that.
478
00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:08,052
I wanted to go back.
479
00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:10,454
When I saw you in the restaurant
the other night,
480
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,723
I wanted so badly to go back.
481
00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,382
No, Paula.
482
00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:17,628
See, I just assumed
that you would always feel
483
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:19,597
towards me
the way you did a year ago.
484
00:19:19,632 --> 00:19:20,865
And now that I was ready,
485
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,466
you would still be there for me.
486
00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:26,170
Never occurred to me
that you might have moved on.
487
00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:27,805
Oh, Harry, I wish you could've
felt this way
488
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,973
a year ago.
489
00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:31,375
For a guy who you think
is very funny,
490
00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:33,595
I have pretty lousy timing.
491
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,613
Well, come on.
492
00:19:35,648 --> 00:19:37,048
You know...
493
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,817
All last week,
everybody was telling me
494
00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:41,118
that I was falling
in love with you,
495
00:19:41,154 --> 00:19:43,448
and I-i wasn't sure.
496
00:19:44,257 --> 00:19:45,723
And now I know they were right,
497
00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:49,808
because, I mean,
I can feel my heart breaking.
498
00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:51,162
Oh, Harry.
499
00:19:51,197 --> 00:19:52,163
No, it's all right, dear.
500
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,431
I plagiarized that
501
00:19:53,466 --> 00:19:55,751
from the tin man
in the wizard of oz.
502
00:19:57,637 --> 00:19:59,203
Harry, you are one
of the dearest people
503
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,706
I've ever known.
504
00:20:01,474 --> 00:20:03,665
I don't want to lose you
as a friend.
505
00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:06,077
We can still be friends,
can't we?
506
00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,519
Just friends, dear?
507
00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:09,413
I-I don't think I could handle
508
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:11,906
just friends right now.
509
00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:14,376
Sorry.
510
00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:16,680
So am I.
511
00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:22,650
Ah, this is crazy.
512
00:20:23,796 --> 00:20:26,764
I mean, you love me,
I'm not ready to love you.
513
00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:29,271
I love you,
you're not ready to love me.
514
00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:32,158
Well, there's always a hope
that someday
515
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:36,273
we'll hate each other's guts
and finally get together.
516
00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:42,046
Bye-bye, dear.
517
00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:44,073
Bye, Harry.
518
00:20:52,158 --> 00:20:53,880
Hi, daddy. How was your date?
519
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,677
Uh, not too good.
520
00:20:57,063 --> 00:21:00,007
It's over between Paula and me.
521
00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:01,899
What happened? Why?
522
00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:04,235
Timing.
523
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:06,704
Oh, daddy, I'm so sorry.
524
00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:08,072
Yeah, thank you, dear.
525
00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:10,408
Daddy, I know this hurts now,
526
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,876
but I promise you, in time,
527
00:21:11,911 --> 00:21:13,177
when you look back on it,
528
00:21:13,212 --> 00:21:15,079
you'll see that it worked out
for the best.
529
00:21:15,114 --> 00:21:16,914
Think so?
530
00:21:16,949 --> 00:21:18,386
I know so.
531
00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:21,085
And daddy, okay, so it didn't
work out with Paula.
532
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,853
But you're a wonderful guy.
533
00:21:22,889 --> 00:21:24,355
There'll be someone else
that'll come along.
534
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:25,541
You'll see.
535
00:21:25,691 --> 00:21:27,658
You girls are good.
536
00:21:27,693 --> 00:21:29,059
Where'd you get all this wisdom?
537
00:21:29,095 --> 00:21:30,060
From you.
538
00:21:30,096 --> 00:21:31,429
Oh.
539
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,830
That's what you always tell us
540
00:21:32,865 --> 00:21:34,865
when our relationships
don't work out.
541
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:36,961
And you buy that?
542
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,171
Of course not.
543
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:42,339
That's where the pound cake
comes in.
544
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,708
Well, I'm afraid pound cake's
not gonna help me.
545
00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:46,210
This...
546
00:21:46,245 --> 00:21:48,605
Oh, this really hurts.
547
00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,347
There is one other thing
you tell us
548
00:21:50,383 --> 00:21:51,482
that does help.
549
00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:52,483
What's that?
550
00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:54,118
We love you.
551
00:21:54,153 --> 00:21:57,251
Ohhh.
552
00:21:59,325 --> 00:22:00,706
That does help.
553
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,028
Oh, thank you. Oh, and girls...
554
00:22:04,063 --> 00:22:05,029
Both: Yes?
555
00:22:05,064 --> 00:22:08,132
Would you get
the pound cake, please?
556
00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:12,732
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