All language subtitles for Empty Nest s02e06 Rambo of Neiman Marcus.eng

I'm okay, dear. I'm okay.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

It was just
a little Fender bender.

No major damage.

Oh, Harry, I am so sorry.

I didn't see your car.

Well, no, it was my fault, rose.

I should have gotten
out of your way.

It must be tough making a left
in reverse.

I'm never quite sure
how to signal for that.

Yeah. Are you okay?

I don't know.

Is it possible
my feet could have expanded?

- No, rose.
- Well, then I'm okay.

We better exchange licenses
and information.

I'm fully insured.

I'm with the chapped hands
people.

I think you mean
the good hands people.

No, this is a small company
in St. olaf.

Now in case of an accident,
there are certain rules

that they insist we follow.

Rule number one: Check to see
if any livestock was damaged.

I don't think that applies here.

Great. Then we can skip
this cpr step.

Now it says here
that we should notify the police.

Dear, it's just a little dent
in my Fender.

I don't think we have
to notify the police.

Harry, these are the rules.

Okay.

Barbara.

Of course,
your daughter's a policewoman.

- Hi, rose.
- Hello, rose.

Oh, hi, girls.

They are so lovely.

I don't care what blanche says.

I think they will find husbands.

Barbara dear, rose and I
had a little accident.

Was anyone hurt?

I'm fine.

Her feet may be expanding.

Well, as long
as you two are okay.

Let's go. Let's go.
I want to shop.

We're off to the mall.

Oh, are you going to the mall?

I'm going to the mall.
Can I give you a lift?

No, no, no, no, no. Go.

Just go.

Harry, I just feel so awful
about this.

Are you mad at me?

Oh, honey, I'm not mad at you,

and please don't worry about it.

I'll take it in for the repairs.

Oh, no, well, I can't let you
pay for it.

Rose, I'm a pediatrician.

There's a flu epidemic.
I'm doing very well this month.

But it was my fault.

Oops, I just broke
rule number four.

Rose,
forget about the insurance.

I'll take care of it myself.

No, I will take your car in
for repairs,

and then you drive mine
until yours is ready.

- No, rose.
- Harry, I insist.

Oh, rose.

Thank you so much.

You're so sweet. Thanks.

Oh, it's nothing.

Besides, it was all my... Oops.

I almost did it again.

Now come on, dreyfuss,
I know you can do this.

I know you can.

Let's try it again.

Beg.

Beg.

Ah, ple-e-ease. Dreyfuss!

Come on.

Here. Come on.

Hi, Harry.

Hi, Charles.

Harry, could you take a look?

I think I got something
in my eye.

No, it looks all right.

How about the other eye?

No, there's nothing there.

I think it moved in my ear.

Oh, come on, Charley, no.

This is...
We went through this last year.

You're not getting
a free physical out of me.

Aww.

Ehhh. Come on. Come on, Charley.

Daddy, you are not gonna
believe what happened to us

while we were shopping.
What? What happened?

We were in the mall,
and there was this guy

kind of lurking
around the lingerie department.

Yeah?

Well, it turned out
to be a holdup.

This guy pulls out a .45
at the cashier's counter,

but before he could do anything,
your daughter clobbered him.

Barbara, my daughter the cop.
My big, brave, gutsy Barbara.

No, daddy, it wasn't me.
Carol did it.

What are you, crazy?

Daddy?

Well, honey,
you could have gotten killed.

No, her instincts
were excellent.

I mean, Carol just spotted the
guy, and then she decked him.

- You punched him?
- Well, not exactly.

See, I saw him pull the gun,

and then, I don't know
it must have been

some kind of a reflex
or something.

I just whacked him
with my handbag.

That did it?

Well it was my big
Louis vuitton bag

it was jammed with all my makeup
and prescriptions.

The guy must be in a coma.

Charley, go home.

- What about my physical?
- Go out.

Fine. I'll leave the jar
in your mailbox.

Hello?

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, hold on.

Sure. Hold on.
It's the police department.

- Oh.
- No, no.

It's for Carol.

Yes?

Well, thank you.

No.

I can't believe it.

I had no idea.

Thank you.

What was that all about?

That was the chief of police.

He called to congratulate me.

That guy I caught
is an escaped felon.

You're kidding.

They've been looking for him
for six months,

and I caught him.

I'm so proud of you.

Barbara, aren't you proud
of your sister?

Yeah.

Excuse me, I'm rose nylund.

Is Dr. Weston in?

Oh, he's with a patient.

You must be his nurse.

Uh-huh.

I almost went into nursing,
but it wasn't for me.

My hat kept falling off.

I haven't been
in a pediatrician's office

in so long.

Tell me, is 98.6 still normal?

Okay, so...

- Hello, rose.
- Oh, hi.

Harry, I didn't mean
to bother you at work.

I just wanted to drop off
the estimate.

Oh. Thank you, dear.

The body shop people
were very nice.

They're gonna start repairs
tomorrow.

Rose, I had a little ding
in my Fender.

This estimate is for $1,800.

I think they may be taking
advantage of you.

Oh, no, when they heard
a doctor was paying

for the repairs, they couldn't
have been more helpful.

They explained
the entire procedure,

everything
from rotating the tires

to lubricating the radio dials.

Lord, what did
your mama teach you?

All they got to do is remove
the bumper, sand it, prime it,

paint it, and buff it.

Hell, I'd do it myself, but I
got the Plymouth up right now.

Rose, rose, you see,
sometimes body shop people

think that women don't
much about cars,

and they take advantage of them.

I'm going back
to that body shop and give them

a piece of my mind.

Well, I'm not sure
that's the best weapon we got.

Rose, why don't
we just make this simple?

Now I have a body repair shop
over on flagler Avenue.

I'll take it there myself.
No, Harry.

Your time is too important.

I'll take it in for repairs.

And, listen, feel free to use
my car as long as you need it.

Well, thank you very much.

Oh, rose, about your car,

what are those little things

you have pasted
on your windshield?

Oh, those are stickers
of dead bugs.

Stickers of dead bugs?

As a warning.
So other bugs will see them

and not smash into the window.

I've seen this before.

I'm guessin' inbreedin'.

I know. I know. I know.

More flowers for Carol.

I like being a hero.

You know, I haven't been
this popular

since...
I've never been this popular.

Package for Carol Weston.

I'll sign for it.

I'm Mr. Carol Weston.

- Is that her?
- Uh-huh.

She's even cuter
than on the news.

Thank you. Thank you, young man.

- Daddy, tip him.
- Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, look, it's from the girls
in the lingerie department.

"You saved our butts.
Here's something for yours."

Look.

Oh, look.

They're so pretty and Lacy, and
you can see right through them.

Don't ever wear them.

Hi.

Barbara, you would not believe
what's been going on here today.

Miami is very impressed
with your sister.

Look what commissioner Martinez
sent her.

Panties?

No, no, no, the flowers.

Oh, they're nice.

You're not gonna believe
what happened to me today.

- What?
- We were in hot pursuit

of this car thief.

We were chasing him at, like, 90
for over an hour.

- What happened?
- He got away.

Oh.

Well, not all police work
is glamorous.

Hi, Barbara. Hi, Carol.

Hello, Harry.

Oh.

Charley.

All right, all right.

Hey, you guys should see
this evening's paper.

Ours hasn't come in yet.

Yes, it has.

Take a look at this.

Oh, look, Barb.

We're in the paper.

"Hero captures fugitive

as cop sister stands by."

Well, I think
they could have worded that

a little differently.

It's no big deal.

It's okay.

Look, there's a picture
on the next page.

Hey, hey, come here.

Are you sure you're okay
about this?

Daddy, don't worry.
I'm fine with it.

It's what happened, isn't it?

Look, daddy.

Look how much cuter I am

than Margaret Thatcher.

Lieutenant valdez?
Barbara Weston.

Listen, I've changed my mind.

I would like to volunteer
for that special assignment

you talked about.

Yes, I know.

I understand what's involved.

But, hey, what's life
without a little danger?

Good morning, Laverne.

Is it really?

What does that mean?

I see the paper.

I figure your daughter Barbara

must have her knickers
in a twist.

No, she doesn't.

Nor does she have
a bee in her bonnet.

Oh, that's colorful.

Garrison keillor
must be a-shakin' in his boots.

No, I think she was
a little upset at first,

but you know Barbara.
She bounces right back.

Well, if it's any consolation,
she wasn't the only one

that didn't fare so well
in the paper.

Did you catch that picture
of Maggie Thatcher?

Hi, Harry.

- Oh, hi, rose.
- Hello, Laverne.

I brought you the estimate.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Uh, rose,

this is $600
more than the other one.

Are you sure you took it
to my repair guy?

Oh, yes. I had it towed there
right after the accident.

You had an accident?
What accident?

I swerved to avoid an animal
running out in the street,

and I crashed into a mailbox.

Harry, I am so sorry.

It's all right. It's okay.
Are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine.

But that poor turtle
had a close call.

You uh... you swerved
to avoid a turtle?

Well I honked and honked,
and he wouldn't budge.

Poor thing was terrified.

Probably that you'd get
out of the car and talk to it.

Rose, this is my fault.

I should have taken
my own car in.

Harry, you're just being sweet,

but it's all my fault.

I insist on paying the damage.

No, rose, anybody
would have done the same thing.

You had no choice.

I mean,
a turtle scoots out in the road

you got to think quick.

You're damn right.

Sometimes
those things hit speeds

up to 60, 70 inches an hour.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, daddy.

Who is it we're dating
these days?

It's not a date.

I'm on special assignment.

Oh, would you like to tell
your father about this?

It's no big deal.

I volunteered
for a special strike force.

A strike force.
That sounds very dangerous.

No, daddy, really it's not.

Barbara, we have to talk.

- No time. Got to go.
- Barbara, stay.

The criminals will wait.

I'm sure their fathers
are talking to them

before they leave the house.

Now, listen, I know
the other day

you said that you were okay
with this thing

with your sister,
but I'm not so sure you are.

Daddy, this has nothing to do
with my sister.

I would ground you,
except you're too heavily armed.

Daddy, stop worrying.

It's not that much different
from my regular job.

Oh, no? Oh, no?
You've been a cop for six years.

You have never left the house
looking like al jolson.

Bye, daddy.

- Wait, wait, wait.
- I have to go.

Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh, that's right.

You want to get a good seat
on the battering ram.

Lieutenant,
you wanted to see me?

I don't believe
these budget cutbacks.

By tomorrow afternoon,
we'll be out of bullets.

It doesn't carry the same impact

when you yell, "freeze, sucker,
or I'll click!"

Is this a bad time?

That's the only kind of time
I got.

I want to talk to you
about last night's raid.

That was quite a haul.

The whole department
was buzzing.

Thank you, lieutenant.

You're welcome.
You're suspended.

What?

Look, I hate to do this, Weston.

You've always been
very dependable.

But now I see you're taking
unnecessary risk,

you're ignoring procedures,

you're trying
to do it all yourself.

I don't need a loose Cannon
in my department.

Lieutenant, you have
to give me another chance.

I'm sorry. No.

Obviously
there's something wrong here.

You got a problem,
and I don't know what it is.

If you were a guy, I would be
able to talk to you about it.

I am just like the rest
of the guys.

You can talk to me the same way.

Okay.

So problems with the wife?

Lieutenant, don't do this to me.

I need this assignment.

Yeah, yeah,
like that's gonna move me.

Look, I'm sorry.

Two weeks off the force
will do you good.

I'm gonna have to take your gun.

Actually,
I only need the bullets.

Barbara, help me.

I am being interviewed
for a newspaper tomorrow.

I have ransacked
my entire closet,

and I can't find anything
to wear.

Now here's the thing.

I need to look aggressive,

yet vulnerable,

self-assured, yet approachable.

But if you have anything
that makes me look thin,

I'll take it.

Go ahead and look.

Hey, look at this skirt.

Ooh, Barb,
can I borrow this blouse?

I love this blazer.

Fine. Take tow blouse.
Take the blazer.

Take the whole closet.
I don't care.

Is there a problem?

Just a small one.

I got suspended.

Oh, Barbara, that's terrible.

Well, you know, maybe I can call
that nice police chief Reynolds

I spoke to the other day
and put in a good word for you.

You know,
you are really something.

I have been doing this
for six years,

and you lucky punch some guy
in a shopping mall

and now you want to call
the chief of police

and put in a good word for me?

Oh, aren't we the jealous Judy?

Shut up.

This is just perfect.

For once in my life,

I get little attention,

my name in the paper,
some thank you underwear,

and you can't stand it.

You don't get it, do you?

Get what?

This is not about jealousy.

This is about... Well, you know,

there are Carol things
and there are Barbara things.

Excuse me?

Okay, Mozart is a Carol thing.

Springsteen is a Barbara thing.

Eating steamed vegetables
is a Carol thing.

A chili dog is a Barbara thing.

Now when we went shopping,

that started out to be
a Carol thing,

but then the convict showed up,
and it was a Barbara thing,

but then you knocked him out,
so it became a Carol thing.

You know, little Mozart
wouldn't hurt you, Barbara.

Carol, you know
how I live my life.

I'm terrible with money.

Guys come and go.

But police work, it's everything
I'm all about.

It's not just a Barbara thing.

It's the Barbara thing.

Without it, I'm nothing.

I don't believe this.

I mean, is it possible
that you have

such a distorted view
of yourself?

That your self-esteem is so low?

Oh, Barbara. Me too.

Oh. Mwah. Mwah.

Oh, Barbara, you do realize
this is crazy, don't you?

I mean, you have so much going
for you besides your job.

I mean, you're so fun
and athletic,

and everybody likes you.

What about you?

You're cultured
and sophisticated.

I had three things for you.

Barbara, Barbara. You're here.

All right, good.
Excuse me, dear.

You pay attention to me.

I'm your father,
and as long as you're living

under this roof, you'll listen
to what I have to say

whether you like it or not.

First of all, this strike force,

forget about it.

Daddy, don't worry.

Carol and I talked about it,
and it's all over.

Oh, all right.
You talked about that.

Okay, because you're a good cop.
You have nothing to prove.

I know. We discussed that.

You did? All right.

I mean, the point I'm trying
to make here

is that you're so much more
an just being a cop.

I mean, you have so much going
for you.

I mean, everybody likes you.

We discussed that too.

You already did the everybody
likes you thing, okay.

Then I guess
we're finished here.

Carol, Carol, Carol,
I hope none of this

has taken away from your moment
in the sun,

not that you need one,

because you have so much going
for you too.

- Daddy, we already...
- Eh! Shh, shh, shh.

Like what, daddy?

I already used cultured
and sophisticated.

You two are very good.

You'll make terrific fathers
someday.

Of course, you never
would have gotten there

without a proper role model.

That was a daddy thing.

Okay, fine, dreyfuss.
Be that way.

See if I care.

Even if you wanted to beg,
I wouldn't let you now.

So much for reverse psychology.

Hello. Oh, hi, rose.

Oh, my car's ready.

You'll bring it over?

Oh, thanks, dear. Great. Bye.

Dreyfuss, I'm getting
my car back.

And, dreyfuss, you're gonna get
to ride in my car.

If you beg.

Well, I hope you're happy.

Thanks to your lack
of cooperation,

I just blew 200 buck
on a physical.

Money well spent, Charley.

Easy for you to say.
I had to hock my lawnmower.

Charley, if you've had
your own lawnmower,

why would you keep
on borrowing mine?

Whoa, whoa, Charley.

I'm in perfect health.
You can't catch me.

Charley! Hey, Charley.

Charley... Look out, Charley.

Are you crazy?
You almost hit me.

Rose: I am so sorry.

We better exchange information.

Was there any livestock damaged?

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