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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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- Daddy.
- Oh, uh, thank you, dear.
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Ahem.
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Bran bits?
- No. No.
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Okay, more for me.
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Ohh, that one-hour
martinizer's was mobbed.
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I tried to get faster service
buy telling him I knew Martin.
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Didn't work.
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Here's your suit for
the banquet tomorrow, daddy.
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Thank you, baby.
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Banquet? What banquet?
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The annual medical center
awards.
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Oh, so we're talking a lot
of young, handsome doctors.
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Daddy, what will I wear?
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Nothing.
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A little desperate, but okay.
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No, no, no. You're not invited.
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It's a morale booster
for the staff only.
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Hi, all!
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Westons, I need a favor.
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Can I be buried with you guys?
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Charley, excuse me,
but a favor is,
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"can I borrow
your hedge clippers?"
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"Can I be buried with you?"
Not a favor.
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I already have
your hedge clippers.
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It's my mortality
that I'm worried about.
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I went to my friend gino's
funeral yesterday,
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and it really
started me thinking.
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Well, I'm sorry, Charley.
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I'm so sorry your friend died.
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Yeah. You got any of those
little chocolate donuts?
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Who's gino?
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Oh, he's a buddy of mine
from the health club.
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Poor gino, there he was
the other night,
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in the throws of passion,
when the mirror over his bed
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came crashing down.
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Oh, my god.
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And to die alone like that.
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So I'm sitting there
at the funeral,
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and it occurs to me,
"hey, this death thing
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might happen to me."
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Now, don't worry, Charley.
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You have a long life
ahead of you.
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That's what gino thought.
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I work on a ship.
I could die at sea like that.
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They still had that damn
women and children first rule.
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So... Anyway,
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since I don't have any plans
for the afterlife,
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I thought maybe I could
bunk with you guys.
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Charley,
it's just not appropriate,
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even between
the best of friends.
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So the answer's gotta be no.
Definitely no.
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All right, but you're gonna
have to live with this
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written on my tombstone:
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"Here lies Charley dietz,
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"let down by his friends,
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in his moment of neets."
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Hey, I'm working on it.
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It's not like this thing
is chiseled in stone.
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You call that gossip?
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I got a bigger secret than that.
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At the awards luncheon tomorrow,
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guess who's a prime contender
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for the medical center
hall of fame?
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- Dr. Weston?
- Uh-huh!
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I wouldn't be surprised
if next week at this time,
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his picture's a-hangin' along
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with all the other big shots
in the main lobby,
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right between Dr. dempsky
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and that big water stain
from hurricane Clyde.
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I have been calling in
six years worth of favors
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to get him elected.
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Of course, he deserves it.
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Weren't you on your way
to X-ray?
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Oh, Mr. Miller's lungs.
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I'll be right back.
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Good morning, Laverne.
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No time for chitchat.
First patient's in five minutes,
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in which time you can fill out
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your ballot for the awards
tomorrow.
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Now get a-crackin'.
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Laverne, please.
This'll take forever.
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You know my mind
better than I do.
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So pretend you're me.
Fill that out.
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I will not.
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Votin' is a very private thing.
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That's what makes
this country great.
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All right.
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No.
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No!
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There you go.
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Laverne, here is my vote.
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You exercise it. Done.
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We don't have an appointment,
Dr. Weston,
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but this feels like
an emergency.
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What?
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Doctor, I'm worried.
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She's hardly eating.
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She's obsessed with
some little boy.
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I'm not obsessed.
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I'm in love.
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You are not. Here.
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Eat something.
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She follows him home
from school every day.
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She just sits there the curb,
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staring at this house
like a zombie.
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I do not.
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Sometimes, I ring
his doorbell and run.
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Oh, well, this sounds like
a classic case of love sickness.
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Tell me, Phoebe,
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is this little boy
in love with you?
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Not yet, but I'm working on it.
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No, Phoebe, love only works
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when both parties are involved.
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And believe me,
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if the doorbell thing
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didn't sweep him off his feet,
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I think you're dealing
with a lox here.
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So my advice is forget about it.
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Leave him alone.
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And eat something.
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Okay, I'll try.
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You were right about not putting
play-doh up my nose.
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You see? I know all that stuff.
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There you go.
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Thank you, Dr. Weston.
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You're welcome, dear.
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Okay. Bye-bye, dear.
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What are you doing out here?
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You got Paul Parsons
in room three.
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Oh, and here's
your completed ballot.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Laverne, is it really fair
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for me to vote for my own floor
for cleanest restrooms?
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We are voting a straight
third-floor ticket.
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Now scoot!
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I'm scooting, I'm scooting.
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Bran bits?
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Boy, you haven't lived
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until you spent the day
shopping for a burial plot.
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It's no use. I'm too depressed.
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Too depressed to eat?
Charley, what happened?
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I must have been
to 20 cemeteries.
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They all want you to pay
in advance.
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What a rip-off.
I mean, what if I don't die?
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Oh, Charley. Don't be upset.
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Of course you're gonna die.
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Well, since you folks have
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slammed the mausoleum door
on me,
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I guess my only alternative
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is to spend eternity
with my old pal dreyfuss.
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Charley, what about
your own family?
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Shouldn't you be buried
with them?
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Actually, they went
to a lot of legal trouble
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to make sure
that can never happen.
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Charley, what would make your
family do such a thing?
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I'm not allowed
to talk about it.
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Paragraph two, section three.
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Hey, forget about it.
Forget I even asked.
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I can tell when I'm not wanted.
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Doesn't always
take a court order.
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Daddy, I think
he's really serious.
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know, maybe
we should consider this.
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- Daddy!
- Well, honey, come on.
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I mean, the man is,
after all, our neighbor,
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a human being, and a friend.
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Sort of.
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Besides, who knows?
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Maybe dying will be the thing
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that finally
turns Charley around.
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Howdy. Park it.
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Howdy. Park it.
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Perfect timing.
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I'm about done
meetin' and greetin'.
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You care to step on the feedbag?
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Golly, should we wait
until they ring the triangle?
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Ahem, well, the, uh,
first award today
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goes to the floor
with the cleanest restroom.
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And the winner is...
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The fifth floor.
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Damn!
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And the award for the doctor
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who has given the most hours
to community service
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goes to...
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Dr. Ronald Clark.
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Dr. Clark doesn't seem
to be here.
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I guess he must be
out in the community
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doing some sort of service.
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Um...
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Our, uh, last award today
is very special.
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For the first time
in three years,
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a new member has been chosen
for our medical center
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hall of fame.
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Now, this honor is reserved
for those rare doctors
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whose practices are unsurpassed
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in efficiency, warmth,
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and caring.
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And today, that honor goes to...
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Dr. Harry Weston.
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That's you, doctor!
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Get on up there
and make a speech... now get!
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Oh, I'm so...
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Makes all that lobbying
worthwhile.
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Plus, it takes a little bit
of the sting
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out of that restroom slap
in the face.
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I-I'm, uh, I-i-i...
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I had no idea that this...
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I mean, it's such an honor.
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I-I'm...
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Well, I-i guess I'm gonna
thank everybody.
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I'm gonna thank, um,
my... my three lovely daughters,
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Carol, Barbara, and Emily,
and, uh...
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Their mother,
my late wife Libby.
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And, um...
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And my father, and...
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And all my patients
and their parents.
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And, uh, oh!
Uh, dreyfuss, my dog.
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And, uh...
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Oh!
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How could I possibly forget?
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I would like very much to thank
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the cooks here at the...
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Vebreak hotel
for this wonderful luncheon
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you've given us here.
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We do thank you so much.
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It's really wonderful.
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Laverne, Laverne!
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What a wonderful afternoon!
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Were you as surprised as I was?
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More.
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I mean, look at that.
Look at that award.
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Isn't that great?
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Where should I put it?
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I'm not sure I'm the right
person to ask that.
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Are you okay?
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Let's just say something
at that luncheon
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did not sit well with me.
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Phoebe swenson, room one.
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All right.
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Hi, Phoebe, dear.
What brings you here?
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I need a blood test.
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Why? What for?
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Don't tell my mom,
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but I'm getting married.
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I owe it all to you, Dr. Weston.
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That playing hard to get tip
really paid off.
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What? What?
What play hard to get tip?
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I ignored him,
just like you said.
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And sure enough, he came around.
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Now he wants to marry me.
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We're in love.
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Oh, Phoebe, dear, come on now.
264
00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:41,478
You have to remember,
you're only ten years old.
265
00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:43,613
What could you possibly
know about love?
266
00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:45,615
Well, all I know is that
being with him
267
00:11:45,651 --> 00:11:47,417
makes my heart smile.
268
00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:50,754
It makes me feel like a twinkle
in the eye of god.
269
00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:53,023
Even if we could
never see each other again,
270
00:11:53,058 --> 00:11:54,924
we'd still be happy to have had
271
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,500
these few days together
in the sun.
272
00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:07,337
I've had feelings like that
myself from time to time.
273
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:10,807
But I've never been able
to put them into words.
274
00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,108
Honey, dear, look,
275
00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:13,610
I know that you like
this little boy,
276
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,646
but, it's like going
to the ice cream parlor.
277
00:12:16,682 --> 00:12:18,882
You order vanilla,
and it's great.
278
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,117
But you don't stop at vanilla,
because if you did,
279
00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:23,148
you'd never find out
about strawberry
280
00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:25,355
and butterscotch
and mocha fudge.
281
00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,524
So what you're saying is
I shouldn't tie myself down
282
00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:28,858
to the first boy I meet.
283
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,417
Yeah, well, that's another
way of put it, sure.
284
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,599
- Okay?
- Okay.
285
00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:38,334
- Come on, there you...
- Thanks again, Dr. Weston.
286
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,436
You're welcome,
my little beauty.
287
00:12:39,471 --> 00:12:40,471
- Bye.
- Bye.
288
00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:41,738
Bye, Laverne.
289
00:12:41,773 --> 00:12:43,573
Bye-bye, hon.
290
00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:45,709
Here are your damn messages.
291
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,719
Laverne we have been working
together for six years,
292
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:51,181
and you can't fool now.
293
00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:52,248
Something is bothering you,
294
00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,484
and I think I know what it is.
295
00:12:53,518 --> 00:12:55,301
And I am sorry.
296
00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:59,104
I'm sorry our bathrooms
weren't voted the cleanest.
297
00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,325
But forget about
bathrooms, dear.
298
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,227
I'm in the hall of fame!
299
00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:06,262
Well, let me be the first
to kick off
300
00:13:06,298 --> 00:13:08,665
your tickertape parade.
301
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:12,302
Laverne, are you mad at me?
302
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,438
Why? What? What is it?
303
00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,240
What did... you were fine
this morning.
304
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:18,808
You were okay at the luncheon.
305
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,160
You...
306
00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,282
Oh, my god.
307
00:13:22,481 --> 00:13:24,707
Oh, I forgot to thank you.
308
00:13:25,317 --> 00:13:28,651
Oh, Laverne, of all the people
not to thank,
309
00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:31,092
I am so sorry, I...
310
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,456
Will you ever forgive me?
311
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,146
Well...
312
00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:38,795
I guess everyone is entitled
to one mistake.
313
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,997
Well, thank you, Laverne.
314
00:13:41,032 --> 00:13:43,299
One huge, incredibly stupid,
315
00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:45,602
insensitive mistake.
316
00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:51,174
Thank you, Laverne.
317
00:13:57,249 --> 00:14:00,150
Daddy, I cannot believe
you agreed to this.
318
00:14:00,185 --> 00:14:01,951
Honey, Charley asked me
if he could make
319
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,920
one final plea
about this burial thing.
320
00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:06,389
At least we can
hear the man out.
321
00:14:06,424 --> 00:14:08,221
Hi, everybody.
322
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,226
Charley!
323
00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:12,195
Ho ho, you look great.
324
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,363
I'm glad you think so.
325
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:14,697
I thought it was
only appropriate
326
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,048
to come over in the suit
I plan to be buried in.
327
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:20,603
It's really nice.
328
00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:23,072
I'd go with an open casket.
329
00:14:24,743 --> 00:14:26,743
All right, Charley come on.
Make your speech.
330
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,411
Right. Ahem.
331
00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:30,814
When Harry said I could
come over and talk to you,
332
00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,415
I asked myself,
333
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,885
what are the best reasons
for being buried with you,
334
00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:38,535
my neighbors and,
I hope, my friends?
335
00:14:39,409 --> 00:14:41,157
I think I found the answers.
336
00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:44,511
Reason number one.
337
00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:46,610
I look good.
338
00:14:50,315 --> 00:14:53,249
I'm going to turn some heads
in the hereafter.
339
00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:57,287
Number two...
340
00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:58,655
I've got the cellular phone,
341
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,324
and if we get buried alive,
I'm your point man.
342
00:15:02,894 --> 00:15:04,294
Number three,
343
00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:05,996
landscaping.
344
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,565
Waves of babes bringing
pricey bouquets
345
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,767
to pay respect
to the dietz machine.
346
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,838
So, basically,
it's a prestige thing.
347
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,374
It's a curb appeal thing.
348
00:15:17,409 --> 00:15:19,749
It's the smart thing.
349
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,779
Thank you.
350
00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:26,256
Daddy, may I respond?
351
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,486
I don't ask for much, but...
352
00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:31,955
This would mean a lot to me.
353
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,229
Proceed.
354
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,060
Charley has never been anything
355
00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:39,329
other than an irritant
and a drain.
356
00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:40,530
We owe him nothing.
357
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,066
He is a parasite, he is a jerk,
358
00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:47,551
and I see no reason to invite
this loathsome curse upon us.
359
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:55,578
Charley, rebuttal?
360
00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:01,951
I don't know what else
I can say.
361
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:05,555
It's... Painful enough
being all alone in this world.
362
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,726
But the thought
of being alone in that world...
363
00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:13,830
Eww.
364
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:19,002
Charley, if you want
to be buried with us...
365
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:21,209
I won't stand in your way.
366
00:16:22,074 --> 00:16:23,106
Barbara.
367
00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:24,673
No prob.
368
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:28,445
Charley... You're in.
369
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,114
Thank you, thank you.
370
00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:33,727
I promise you,
you won't regret this.
371
00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:37,487
Oh, could I be buried
on top of Carol?
372
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,522
Ah! No, no, no!
373
00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:42,692
No, he doesn't mean it.
He was making a joke!
374
00:16:46,198 --> 00:16:48,398
Good morning, Laverne.
375
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,967
Mornin'. Casey Watson
and his mama are here.
376
00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,068
Okay, which room?
377
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:53,837
Room one, jar head.
378
00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:58,338
Where'd that come from?
379
00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:01,544
Must be some leftover anger
from yesterday.
380
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,780
Pay it no mind.
381
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,018
Hi. Hi, dear, how are you?
382
00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:11,788
Hi, Casey.
What seems to be the problem?
383
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,823
I don't know what's
the problem, doctor.
384
00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:15,558
He doesn't have a fever, but...
385
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:16,826
He didn't eat
his breakfast this morning
386
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,361
and all he wants to do is sleep.
387
00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:20,622
You got something on your mind?
388
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,869
Uh, maybe we should have
a little guy talk.
389
00:17:32,778 --> 00:17:34,611
Trouble at school?
390
00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:36,226
No.
391
00:17:37,082 --> 00:17:38,853
Some big kid picking on you?
392
00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:40,489
No.
393
00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,392
It's my fiancee, Dr. Weston.
394
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,024
Somebody filled her head with
some garbage about ice cream,
395
00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:49,371
and she dumped me.
396
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,602
What kind of monster
would want to destroy
397
00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:54,297
our perfect love?
398
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,669
Well, I don't think
it's important who it is.
399
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,571
But... The important thing is,
400
00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:03,673
what's good for the goose
is good for the gander.
401
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,109
I mean, she's not the only
chicken in the barnyard.
402
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:07,811
You get right back
on that horse.
403
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,212
How come all your love metaphors
404
00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,381
involve farm animals?
405
00:18:14,604 --> 00:18:16,219
I don't know. I don't know.
406
00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:17,687
Listen, trust me.
407
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,061
Come on, time heals all wounds.
408
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,566
And remember this...
409
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,893
'Tis better to have
loved and lost,
410
00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:25,929
than never to have loved at all.
411
00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:27,697
Give me a break.
412
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,468
Come on, Laverne, let's go.
Who's next?
413
00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:34,771
Well, the Simmons boy was next,
414
00:18:34,806 --> 00:18:37,207
but... I'm afraid
I accidentally referred him
415
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,042
to another pediatrician.
416
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,778
Laverne, you are still
very angry with me.
417
00:18:41,813 --> 00:18:43,658
Well, I don't mean to be.
418
00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:45,348
And now that you've
got some spare time,
419
00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:47,603
you might as well return
some of these phone calls.
420
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:49,752
Hmm.
421
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,033
Ohh!
422
00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:56,759
Laverne, we need to talk!
423
00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:58,194
Well, I don't like this
any better than you do.
424
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,696
I don't know what's gonna
come out of me next.
425
00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:00,763
Well, would it help, perhaps,
426
00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:01,898
if I were to give the speech
427
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,967
I really should have given
at the banquet?
428
00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:05,320
Maybe.
429
00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:08,062
Okay, all right, fine.
430
00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:12,408
Uh, of all the people
I... i want to thank,
431
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,812
I am most grateful...
To Laverne Todd,
432
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:19,188
my nurse and my...
My dear friend.
433
00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:22,658
Working beside Laverne
these past six years
434
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:25,995
had been one of the greatest
joys of my life.
435
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:29,932
So I thank you so much, Laverne.
436
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,208
Would you excuse me?
437
00:19:39,243 --> 00:19:41,276
I seem to be entirely
out of control.
438
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,721
Laverne... Laverne...
I think I've got it.
439
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:55,463
Well, get it out
of the ladies' room.
440
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,193
Oh, god, i... I don't...
441
00:19:58,229 --> 00:20:00,896
No, I don't care.
This is too important.
442
00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:04,633
Boy, this place is clean.
443
00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:07,202
I told you we should have won.
444
00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:08,837
All right...
Now, Laverne, listen.
445
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,072
I think I'm on
to something here.
446
00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:11,240
Now, I think
I know why these things
447
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,875
keep popping out of your mouth
448
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,077
and occasionally
hitting me in the back.
449
00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:18,047
See, maybe you're not mad.
450
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,748
Maybe you're hurt.
451
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:21,650
What's the difference?
452
00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:23,619
Well, there's a big difference.
453
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:26,121
I mean, you know, mad can
go away very quickly.
454
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,756
Mad comes from in here.
455
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,292
And when you vent mad,
it disappears.
456
00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:34,063
But hurt...
Hurt comes from in here.
457
00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:35,631
And you can talk about
hurt forever,
458
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:38,367
but the only thing
that makes hurt go away
459
00:20:38,402 --> 00:20:40,335
is time and forgiveness.
460
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:41,739
Go on.
461
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,740
Well, I mean, I wouldn't
ever expect anybody else
462
00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:47,176
to get over that kind
of slight so quickly.
463
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:50,549
But you... You're
always Laverne.
464
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,049
You know,
you're never really happy.
465
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:55,508
You're never really sad.
You're just always Laverne.
466
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,253
Then I go ahead and I do
this terrible thing to you,
467
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,789
and I expect you
to be "Laverne."
468
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,671
But instead, you were...
469
00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:06,345
Thelma or somebody.
470
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,965
What I'm trying to say here
is that,
471
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,266
because you don't show emotion,
472
00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:13,317
that sometimes maybe I forget
473
00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:16,138
that your feelings
can get hurt too.
474
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,038
Huh.
475
00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:19,821
I guess they do.
476
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,496
Well... Will you
ever forgive me?
477
00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:26,031
Maybe.
478
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,916
Well, thank you.
479
00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:29,051
And I promise, I'm gonna be
480
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,452
much more sensitive
in the future.
481
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:32,154
Okay.
482
00:21:32,189 --> 00:21:33,756
I mean, after all,
a girl can't go around
483
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,991
feelin' too droopy
on her birthday.
484
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,762
I knew that!
I knew that, Laverne.
485
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:42,965
Laverne, boy, have I got
something for you...
486
00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:47,035
Under the powers vested in me
487
00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:50,139
by the American
medial association,
488
00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:53,596
I hereby pronounce you
"going steady."
489
00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:57,846
With no thoughts at all
for a very long, long time
490
00:21:57,882 --> 00:21:59,181
about marriage.
491
00:21:59,216 --> 00:22:00,916
Thank you, Dr. Weston.
492
00:22:02,134 --> 00:22:04,119
Well, I guess,
under the circumstances,
493
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,088
and with
adult supervision, it...
494
00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:08,666
Would be ok
if you two guys want to kiss.
495
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,626
Both: Eww!
496
00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:12,227
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
497
00:22:12,277 --> 00:22:16,827
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