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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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one by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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Carol, honey,
you're gonna be late.
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All right, I'll be ready
in five minutes.
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But just because I'm going out,
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I don't want you
eating junk food tonight.
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Oh, yes, dear.
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Hello, pizza shack?
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Yes, this is Barbara Weston.
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No, no, no,
the pizza's not here yet.
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But it's okay. We don't want
the pizza to arrive
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until my sister leaves.
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She's a health-food nut.
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Right, red hair.
How did you know that?
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The last time,
she called the delivery boy
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a messenger of death?
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Okay, I'm late.
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Dan's making dinner
for me tonight... I've gotta go.
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Tell the truth, do I look fat?
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You paused.
Oh, my god, you paused.
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I do look fat, don't I?
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You can tell me. I look fat.
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Great. Now I'm late,
and I'm a pig.
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Carol, come on, dear,
you're not fat.
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How could you look fat?
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Water retention.
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I am carrying around
so much water,
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Jacques cousteau
is probably scouting me
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for his next calypso voyage.
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Carol, would you relax?
Dan is great.
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He's nice, he's smart,
he's a lawyer...
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And he doesn't have hair plugs,
like that other guy.
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He is great, isn't he?
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As far as I'm concerned,
you can stop looking.
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Oh, no... I have a pimple.
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I'm bloated and I have a pimple.
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No, you don't.
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That's a sesame seed
on the toaster.
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Come on, dear, you look fine.
What's the problem?
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I don't know.
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For some reason,
when I'm with Dan,
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I never feel desirable enough.
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I want to look perfect.
I want to look sexy.
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But no. Instead, now,
I'll just ring the doorbell
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and say, "hi, Dan.
I didn't have time"
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"to stop and get dessert,
but as a special treat,
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I brought lake superior."
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Oh, come on, honey,
you look lovely.
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Come on, just go. Have fun.
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Okay.
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What are you two having
for dinner tonight?
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Get her out of here.
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We'll work it out, dear.
You go and have a good time.
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Hey! Hey, you, what is that?
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Pizza?
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Come back here.
I want your name!
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Are you relaxed now, hon?
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Everything except my lips.
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My lips are kind of tense, Dan.
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Well, I can't let you
go home with tense lips.
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Did you say "go home"?
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Hey, I'd love for you to stay,
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but I have to get up for court
real early tomorrow.
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What if you think of me
as a very warm
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and cuddly alarm clock?
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It's what I'm wearing, isn't it?
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Are you kidding?
No, you look beautiful.
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Now, I promise you we'll have
our late night tomorrow.
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You've been promising me
tomorrow for two weeks now,
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and, Dan, I'm kind of... Tense.
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All over.
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Carol, please don't make this
any more difficult
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than it is already.
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Now, good night.
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If I'd known the evening
was going to end like this,
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I would have finished
my dessert.
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- Morning.
- Shut up.
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I'm guessing your evening
didn't go well.
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You're eating
all the coffee cake?
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No, there are two more
in the refrigerator.
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Don't touch them, they're mine!
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God, what's with you?
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You seem really tense.
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It's Dan.
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Things are so good
with him, Barbara.
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I mean, he's thoughtful,
he's attentive,
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he's sensitive...
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He just doesn't seem to be
physically attracted to me,
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that's all. There, I've said it.
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Carol, wait a minute.
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You've been going out
for two months.
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You have slept together,
haven't you?
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Of course we have. Twice.
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In two months?
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Boy, that works out to be
just once every...
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thank you.
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I know I should
talk to him about it,
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but it's not an easy subject.
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Twice, huh?
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Carol, you don't suppose
that maybe he's saving himself
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for one big, giant, mondo time?
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No, Barbara,
that is completely...
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Huh.
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No, that's ridiculous!
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Hey, Jack and I borrowed
this really great
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beach house for the weekend.
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Why don't you two come along?
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And that way if this
mondo thing doesn't happen,
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at least you'll be in a place
where it's easier to talk.
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Barbara,
I don't need your pity...
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But I'll take it.
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- Hi, daddy.
- Hi, baby.
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Wait a minute. Are you okay?
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You look kind of tense.
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Good morning.
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Mm, you're happy.
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Yeah, I guess I am.
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You know, as of today,
Laverne and I will have
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worked together for six years.
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I've decided to give her
a surprise raise.
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That's great, daddy.
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I know exactly how
I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna tell her
I have something very serious
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to talk with her about.
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Then I'm gonna furrow
my forehead,
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pace back and forth a few times,
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look real worried, and then,
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I'm gonna hit her
with the raise.
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I can hardly wait
to see her face.
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Ha ha!
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Forget it.
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What? What did you say?
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Just no thanks.
No raise, that's all.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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No, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
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Can't we at least discuss this?
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No. I do not discuss my
personal finances with anybody.
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Laverne, I'm trying to do
something nice for you here.
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Won't you at least tell me
what the problem is?
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No. It sets
a real bad precedent.
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Once I reveal a piece
of my personal life to you,
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it's only a matter of time
till you come waltzin' in here,
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feeling real comfortable,
asking me how I am,
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how my evening was.
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Before you now it,
we're on a first-name basis.
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We are on a first-name basis,
Laverne!
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That's not my real name.
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It is so!
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Room one, Christopher Taylor,
booster shot.
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No, Laverne, I want to finish
talking about this.
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I'm finished. And again,
I want to remind you
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that is not my real name.
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Will you stop that?
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Laverne, I'm gonna continue
talking about this.
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Fine.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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You offer her a raise,
and all of a sudden
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you're snooping into
her private life... what is that?
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I mean, people all over,
the world want raises.
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Here I am offering her a raise,
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and she doesn't want it.
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I'm sorry, he's talking
to himself right now.
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He shouldn't be long.
Would you care to hold?
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I never should have left you
in charge of the coffee.
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This doesn't even look
like coffee.
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Coffee does not have texture.
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When coffee spills,
you're not supposed to
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be able to pick it up
and put it back in the mug.
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Carol, would you relax?
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I can't.
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Dan and I have been alone
in this house all day,
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and he hasn't made a move.
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So talk to him.
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That's why
you came here, isn't it?
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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He can say, "you're right",
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I don't find you
physically attractive."
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, good luck!
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Coffee?
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Boy, it's really nice here,
isn't it?
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Barbara, you've got something
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on your necky-neck.
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Oh, no, not again.
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I think I better nibble it off.
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Well, if that's the only way.
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She's got something
on her necky-neck.
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- Cream?
- No, thanks.
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Jack, what do you think
if you and I take.
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A nice, quiet little stroll
on the beach?
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They're a very loving couple.
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Well, that's good.
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At least you recognize it
when you see it.
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What do you mean?
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I think we really have
some kind of a problem here.
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We never seem to be able
to get close.
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Not at your apartment, not here.
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It's just that Barbara has
this necky-neck thing,
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and I'm still real... Tense.
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Hon, I told you,
if it wasn't for
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this lower back problem...
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No, really.
Please, listen to me.
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I've been thinking about this,
and, Dan,
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if you just want the two of us
to be friends,
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that's fine with me.
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You just need to tell me that.
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If that's what I've
led you to think,
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I'm sorry.
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I guess it's just that
there's been this other thing
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on my mind.
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I love you, Carol.
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I want you to marry me.
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It's amazing what a ring will do
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for all that tension.
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Hey, Harry.
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Brought the old laundry over
for you to do.
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What?
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Darn. I thought
if I said it real casual,
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I might slip it by you.
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Charley, I'm not doing
your laundry.
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Come on, Harry,
I hate the laundromat.
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I'm out of shirts.
I'm out of underwear.
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Please, don't make me
use your pool again.
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Boy, what a weekend!
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And do we have some major news!
Can I tell 'em?
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No, Barbara, it's my news.
I want to tell.
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Okay.
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I can't!
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Somebody tell me!
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Last night,
Dan proposed to Carol!
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Hey... I'm out of socks.
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Honey, oh, you must be thrilled.
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- When's the wedding?
- I'm not sure.
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There's still some things
to consider.
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So... You're getting married.
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That's great, Carol.
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I know we've had
our misunderstandings,
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but I'm truly happy for you.
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Thank you, Charley.
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Just one tip.
Don't lift that veil
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until after he says "I do."
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No!
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00:11:47,529 --> 00:11:49,462
Charley, what's it gonna take
to get you out of here?
259
00:11:49,498 --> 00:11:52,699
Two loads of laundry. Three Max.
260
00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:56,004
Fine. It's those two
white machines, right?
261
00:11:57,773 --> 00:11:59,840
So come on, tell me everything!
262
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,575
You know, daddy, I will.
263
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:03,577
But right now it's kind of new,
and there are a couple of things
264
00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:05,045
I need to think about first.
265
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,419
Okay. All right.
266
00:12:07,455 --> 00:12:09,689
All right,
so tomorrow you'll tell me
267
00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:11,484
what you've been thinking,
right?
268
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,729
Let's go, dreyf.
269
00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,123
And, Carol...
270
00:12:14,857 --> 00:12:16,489
I like him.
271
00:12:16,525 --> 00:12:18,266
Thank you, daddy.
272
00:12:21,663 --> 00:12:23,763
Don't look at me like that.
273
00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:24,865
Like what?
274
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,466
Like you know I didn't have
275
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:27,868
that conversation with Dan.
276
00:12:27,903 --> 00:12:29,836
Like, "how can you even
consider this?"
277
00:12:29,872 --> 00:12:31,771
Well, one day, Barbara,
you'll be 30,
278
00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:33,173
all your friends
will be getting married
279
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,708
and having babies,
and you won't look at me
280
00:12:34,743 --> 00:12:36,476
like that anymore.
281
00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:39,807
I was gonna ask you
what bleach is.
282
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:49,851
Good morning, Laverne.
283
00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:51,276
What the hell
have you been doing
284
00:12:51,315 --> 00:12:53,054
messin' with my books?
285
00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:54,956
Well, I thought I would
286
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,925
write out your check myself
this month.
287
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,309
What do you think of that?
288
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:08,469
Laverne, I put up with a lot
from you around here,
289
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,738
but there's one thing
you need to understand...
290
00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:13,324
You work for me!
291
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,712
I am the boss around here.
Have you got that?
292
00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:20,391
Boss. Employee.
293
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:22,950
And as the boss, I'm telling you
294
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:25,109
you're getting a raise,
and that's final.
295
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,674
No raise!
296
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:33,327
That is for me,
the boss, to decide.
297
00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:38,306
Very well, then, no raise.
298
00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:39,767
Good.
299
00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:41,002
Fine.
300
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,704
You don't want a raise?
No raise.
301
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,639
I'm sorry I tried
to give you a raise, Laverne.
302
00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:46,140
I'm sorry
I tried to let you know
303
00:13:46,176 --> 00:13:48,042
how important you are
around here.
304
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,792
It will never happen again.
305
00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:52,346
All right...
306
00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:54,115
If I tell you why,
will you swear
307
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,516
never to bring it up again?
308
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:56,951
Yes. Never again.
309
00:13:56,986 --> 00:13:58,386
I will forget it immediately.
310
00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,756
I cannot accept your raise
because I can't start
311
00:14:01,788 --> 00:14:03,804
bringin' home more money,
than my husband.
312
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,560
There, I've said it.
I hope you're happy.
313
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,034
I can't even look at you
anymore.
314
00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:11,966
Okay, all right.
That makes some sense.
315
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,301
How much more does he make?
316
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:16,370
My god, is there no end to this?
317
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:18,606
Okay, okay, I just
find it hard to believe,
318
00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:20,007
in this day and age...
319
00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:22,844
Dick is old-fashioned,
and it's not so unusual.
320
00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:24,045
I mean, there are only
eight billion
321
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,313
country-western songs written
322
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,248
about this exact same thing.
323
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,983
And every one of 'em ends
with the man
324
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,618
gettin' in his pickup truck
and driving off
325
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:34,122
to some other woman
who makes less money.
326
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,263
I must be listening
to a different station.
327
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,358
Are we done now?
328
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,567
Yes. Thank you, Laverne.
329
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:47,783
You're welcome.
330
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,630
She picked up her paycheck
331
00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:52,907
I'm back in the pickup
332
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:54,790
again
333
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,991
oh, hi, sweetheart.
334
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:14,860
I just saw a great
old movie on TV.
335
00:15:19,903 --> 00:15:21,996
Something's wrong, isn't it?
336
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,522
Is it Dan?
337
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,543
All right, come on.
Baby, come on.
338
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:29,877
Tell me the problem.
339
00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:34,248
I'm real confused, daddy.
I need help.
340
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:37,652
Do you think we could
just try, for once...
341
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,188
Try to talk about sex
like two adults,
342
00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:42,231
instead of like
a father and a daughter?
343
00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:48,796
No, of cour... of cour...
Of course can, dear.
344
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:51,933
Because it's not so much
about actual sex
345
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:54,976
as it is about sex drive.
346
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:02,940
Hey, I'm okay. I'm okay.
I mean, I'm fine with this.
347
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,559
I have a healthy sex drive...
348
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,048
- Go to your room!
- Daddy!
349
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,850
All right.
350
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,886
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
351
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:20,895
It's just that Dan doesn't
have the sex drive I have.
352
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:24,409
He's more... In neutral.
353
00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:28,870
Well, honey, this is something
354
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,838
that really does need
to be talked about.
355
00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:32,406
But I don't know
if it's as important
356
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:34,709
for you and I to talk about it
as it is for you and Dan
357
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,483
to talk about it.
358
00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:40,216
You do talk, don't you?
359
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:44,518
Oh, baby, wait a minute.
360
00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:46,254
Now, sex is one thing,
361
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:49,724
but communication is what
makes or breaks a marriage.
362
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:55,329
The thing is, daddy,
I'm getting older.
363
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:57,688
I mean, this is a chance
to get married...
364
00:16:57,719 --> 00:16:59,033
To have a life with someone.
365
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,493
And it's almost perfect. Almost.
366
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,054
I mean, I've dated
a lot of guys,
367
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,455
I know what's out there.
368
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,324
I don't know
that I can do better.
369
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,526
So you're telling me
you're gonna settle?
370
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,695
You say settle
like it's a bad thing.
371
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,497
I think I'm just being
realistic.
372
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,555
I mean, in most ways
Dan's wonderful.
373
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,901
Come here, sweetheart.
Let me tell you...
374
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,673
You know, many years ago,
375
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,876
I wanted to buy a rolltop desk.
376
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,878
Daddy, is this going to be
an analogy?
377
00:17:28,435 --> 00:17:30,415
Well, uh, yeah.
How did you know?
378
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,028
Because it's another
furniture story.
379
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,853
You told me about
the dinette set
380
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,689
when I was going
to drop out of college.
381
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,524
The rocking chair,
when I was considering
382
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,092
moving to Atlanta.
383
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:45,454
And the bar stools,
when I became a woman.
384
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:51,096
I used the bar stools for that?
385
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,608
I mean, that's really more
of an armoire thing.
386
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,277
Anyway, no, dear...
No, listen, now.
387
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,779
When I was a young intern,
I had my heart set
388
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,148
on one of those old-fashioned
rolltop desks.
389
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,417
You know, the kind
with all the drawers
390
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,620
and the cubbyholes.
391
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,155
Well, I searched
for a very long time
392
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,558
and finally, I found one.
393
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,792
It had everything.
It had the rolltop
394
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,350
and all the drawers...
395
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,730
But no cubbyholes.
396
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,799
But I figured, close enough.
397
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,267
So I brought it home and put it
398
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,237
in that very special place
I was saving for the desk.
399
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,731
And a funny thing...
Every time I looked at that,
400
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,177
I never saw this wonderful desk.
401
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:38,174
All I saw was... No cubbyholes.
402
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,137
Honey, you're too good
to settle.
403
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,256
You deserve cubbyholes.
404
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,484
Think about that. I will, daddy.
405
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,600
- Good night.
- Good night, baby.
406
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,269
Not bad.
407
00:19:07,176 --> 00:19:08,319
Coffee.
408
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,238
Oh. Thank you.
409
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,272
You seem distracted. You okay?
410
00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:16,421
Uh, well, I've been
doing some thinking.
411
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,290
Good, because there's
a statute of limitations
412
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,554
on ring-wearing
without yes-saying.
413
00:19:21,686 --> 00:19:23,853
I know. I'm sorry.
414
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,530
No, no, don't be.
You should take your time.
415
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,232
But there are a lot of plans
to be made.
416
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,536
Not to mention tickets
on the concorde
417
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,704
to be purchased.
418
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,238
Paris? Is that where we're going
419
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,940
on our honeymoon... Paris?
420
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,576
Oh, god, Dan, I love Paris.
421
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,211
Paris is so romantic.
422
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,946
And there's so much to see.
423
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,716
The louvre, the champs-elysees,
the pompidou center.
424
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,285
All I really want to see
is the left bank
425
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,687
from our hotel room window.
426
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,723
Hon, if all you want is a hotel,
427
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,924
we could do that here.
428
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,620
But we don't...
429
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,162
Do that here.
430
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,631
You know, I hear Mexico
is real nice this time of year.
431
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,999
I have a brochure...
432
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,301
Dan, there's no getting away
from this anymore.
433
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,635
We have to talk.
434
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,840
Now, I think you have
a real problem with intimacy.
435
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,677
Uh, I don't have a problem
with anything.
436
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,546
No, you're right.
You're right. I'm sorry.
437
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,482
I shouldn't have
phrased it that way.
438
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,119
We have a problem.
We have a problem.
439
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,954
And we can work it out together.
440
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,022
Hey, listen,
I helped my ex-husband
441
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,190
through his sexual problems,
442
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,493
and they were with other women.
443
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:32,296
Carol, why do you have
to over analyze everything?
444
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,365
There is no problem.
445
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,566
And to tell you the truth,
446
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,768
you're getting a little
obsessed with this.
447
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,535
Now, can we just move on?
448
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:40,264
No.
449
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,874
No, I don't think we can.
450
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,410
I mean, this is the first
problem in our relationship,
451
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,745
and if we can't
work this through,
452
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,247
what does that say
about our future?
453
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,900
Carol, we have love.
We have trust.
454
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,454
For most of the world,
that would be enough.
455
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,917
It's not for me.
456
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,694
I'm sorry.
457
00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:10,318
I need cubbyholes.
458
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,345
Gimme that sock!
Gimme that sock!
459
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,581
Gimme that sock!
460
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,483
I just come
from my fillin' station
461
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,884
and they wouldn't accept
my money.
462
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,220
It seems I'm paid up
through the first of the year.
463
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,555
You wouldn't happen
to have anything
464
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,890
to do with that, would you?
465
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,393
Well, maybe a little.
466
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,131
I think you will find
the same holds true
467
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,899
at your drugstore
and your dry cleaners.
468
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,735
- Oh, lord!
- Laverne, it's perfect.
469
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,137
This way, you get your raise,
470
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,139
and your husband
will never know.
471
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,074
I guess there's just
no fightin' this.
472
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:53,978
Nope. So you might as well
just stop being so stubborn.
473
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,713
Well, I can't help it.
474
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,985
Well, I think you can.
475
00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:01,248
'Cause you see, Laverne,
476
00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:04,751
stubbornness is a lot like...
A credenza.
477
00:22:04,786 --> 00:22:08,054
Wait! Hear me out on this.
478
00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:12,654
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