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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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let's go, dreyf.
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Yeah, that's a boy.
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All right.
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Let's see what's going on
in the world today.
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Oh, shut up, Barbara.
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You're making a big deal
out of nothing.
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Nothing?
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I can't believe
how stupid you are.
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This is hardly nothing.
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They're up.
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Get back up there and find it.
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Please, what's the matter now?
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Daddy, she lost my gun.
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She was dusting,
and she lost my gun.
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Well, maybe this will teach you
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to clean your own room.
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Carol, you don't understand.
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If you don't find my gun,
I can't go to work.
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Of course you can.
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Just ask them for another one.
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It's a police station,
for god's sake.
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There must be guns
all over the place.
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Girls, please.
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Enough.
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I want you back upstairs.
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Do not come down here
until you find that gun.
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All right.
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Now, the paper.
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Congratulate me, Harry.
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This is Amanda Kay.
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Won her in a poker game
last night.
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You played poker for greyhounds?
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You see, it was late.
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3:00 A.M., we downed a few,
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and reynaldo,
the ship's comic, said,
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"hey, why play for money
when we can play for things?"
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So anyway... Charley, I don't-
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I don't want to know about this.
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Well, I was lucky.
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Kolotny won samsonite luggage,
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and nadler, well,
nadler was a big loser.
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He lost Mrs. nadler.
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Well, good luck, Charley.
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Greyhounds make wonderful pets.
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Pet? You crazy?
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I'm racing Amanda.
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Charley, are you sure
you want to do that?
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Oh, yeah.
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You can make meggabucks.
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You obviously don't know zip
about it, Harry.
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Anyway, I got to train this dog
and get her ready for the track
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by the way, what do dogs eat?
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Dog food.
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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All right, there we go.
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I found it!
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What is this, my good sweater?
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What the hell is my good sweater
doing in here?
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Stay out of my closet!
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I was looking for your gun.
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Just a headline, lord.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Why would you put my gun
with my scarves and my belts?
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I don't know.
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It seemed like an accessory.
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You know
I was actually considering
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taking the two of you with me
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to the pediatrics convention
in Paris next month?
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Paris?
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Yeah, I'd have to be
out of my mind,
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with the way you fight
all the time.
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Did you say Paris, daddy?
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Paris?
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No. No way.
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No way. It'll be embarrassing.
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I wouldn't want the French
to think we're rude.
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Oh, my god, a trip to Paris.
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I would love to go to Paris.
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Oh, so would I.
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Daddy, isn't there anything
we can do to change your mind?
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If you really wanted to come,
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you'd have to prove to me
that you can get along.
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For the next month, no fighting.
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What does that mean exactly,
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"no fighting"?
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I guess it means
no yelling at each other.
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No, think it probably means
we can't argue about anything.
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No, it means we can't yell.
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Barbara, it means
we can't argue.
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It means we can't yell.
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It means this.
You cannot do this.
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Both: Oh.
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We can do that.
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A letter from home?
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Yuh-huh.
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My best friend lurlene's
gettin' married.
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Oh, listen to this.
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"Dear Laverne.
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I'm gettin' married. Lurlene."
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Boy, she's got the gift of gab.
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So are you going?
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Well, if it's all right,
I'm matron of honor.
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Oh, I've got to get a gown.
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The color scheme
for the bridal party is okra.
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Sounds like a lot of fun.
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How long will you be gone?
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Leavin' on Friday for a week.
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Okay, well,
we'd better arrange for a temp.
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- Already did.
- You'll have to train her.
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Got that set up too.
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Don't I have to sign a form
or something?
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You already did.
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Boy, I really seem to be
on top of this one, don't I?
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Just think, daddy.
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A few weeks from now,
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I'll be sitting
in a sidewalk cafe in Paris,
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and some gorgeous guy
named Jean-Luc or Jean-Pierre
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will walk by
with his great butt.
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I think you may be
counting your butts
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before they've hatched.
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Let's see if you and your sister
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can keep on getting along
with each other.
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We're doing great so far.
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I mean, I know
it's only the first day,
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but we haven't had a fight yet.
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That's true.
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See, daddy?
You underestimated us.
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Yeah.
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Hello, dear.
Where have you been?
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Oh, I decided to eat in the den.
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Did you like
the Bordelaise sauce?
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I made in honor
of our trip to Paris.
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Possible trip to Paris.
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Daddy, you should have
more faith in your daughters.
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I mean, yes,
we've had our disagreements,
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but that's all
in the past because...
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I forgot my magazine.
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Excuse me, daddy.
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Anyway, daddy...
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wait a minute wait a minute.
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Wait a minute wait a minute.
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What's... what's... what's...
What's going on?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I'm talking about
she comes down, you go out.
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She goes up, you come in.
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What is that?
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Coincidence?
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Barbara, come down here, please.
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Excuse me, da...
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no, dear.
You stay with me, please.
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But I left the TV on in the den.
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I'm a doctor.
I'll cover the cost.
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Please.
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Now, who's gonna tell me
what's going on?
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You tell him, Carol.
It was your dumb idea.
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It was not a dumb idea.
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I merely suggested to Barbara
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that the best way for us
to get along
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was to never be in the same room
at the same time.
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But that's defeating the whole
purpose of the challenge.
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The point was to see
if you two guys could get along,
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not avoid each other.
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Well, that's not fair.
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You can't expect us to be
around each other and get along.
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It's not possible.
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I agree.
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What about Paris?
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Send us a postcard.
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No, I'll send you two.
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Otherwise, you'll be fighting
over who reads it first.
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Sit, Amanda. Sit.
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Women, never listen.
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Go on, Charley. Help yourself.
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I just came by to tell you
the good news about Amanda.
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I decided not to race her
after all.
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I'm gonna breed her.
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Definitely more fun for the dog.
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Oh, yeah.
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This lady's got
great bloodlines.
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Look at these pedigree papers.
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You know, her sire
was sir Malcolm of boca raton,
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and her dam
was lady Abigail of palm beach.
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Do you realize this dog
could be invited to places
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you can't get into?
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Right.
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Well, I want to be ready
as soon as Amanda's in heat.
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So I'm off to find
a champion blueblood
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worthy of her hindquarters.
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Hi.
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What are you doing up?
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I couldn't sleep.
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I kept thinking about Paris
and the louvre
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and that insane asylum
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where Van Gogh
did so much of his work.
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I want to go, Barbara.
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I want to go too,
but you know we can't get along.
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Maybe we can.
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What are you saying,
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the last 26 years were a fluke?
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No, but there have been times
during those years
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that we've gotten along.
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We always seem to come together
in a crisis.
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Well, this isn't exactly
a crisis.
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Well, you know, it really is,
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because if I don't get to Paris,
I'm gonna kill you.
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Look, all we have to do is just
not fight for one measly month.
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We can do that.
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I don't think so.
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If we start to get mad
at each other,
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we'll think about Paris,
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pleasant thoughts about Paris.
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It'll work.
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I know it will,
and it's just for a month.
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What do you say?
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- Okay. Deal.
- Deal.
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And after the trip,
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we can go back
to hating each other?
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Of course.
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Now, your patient histories
are filed here
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in alphabetical order,
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and doctors' referrals are
programmed into the computer.
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My goodness, Laverne.
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You've got everything set up
so efficiently.
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Are there any problems at all?
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Laverne?
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Just one.
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Doctor, this is miss Clark
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she'll be fillin' for me
next week.
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Very nice to meet you,
miss Clark.
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Nice to meet you, doctor.
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I'm sure we'll have
a very pleasant week together.
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I'll do my best, doctor, sir.
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Just where do you think
you're goin'?
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Back to my patient.
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He only needed
a penicillin shot.
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You been in there
20 minutes already.
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What's taking so long?
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Medical things.
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Thanks for making me
the plane, doctor.
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You see, you got to keep
an eye on him.
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He loves these kids so much,
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he'd dillydally with 'em
all day long if you let him.
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Room two, Lucy steiner.
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Now, you best get a move on
if you want to take lunch off.
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Now, move it.
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I'll talk to you later, Laverne.
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He will if I remind him.
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Hi, Laverne.
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We came to take daddy to lunch.
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Oh, sure. Come on in.
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His daughters:
Neurotic and lonely,
264
00:10:27,813 --> 00:10:29,424
shallow and broke.
265
00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:33,249
Your daddy told me
you decided to give
266
00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:35,285
this gettin' along thing
another try.
267
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,320
Good luck.
268
00:10:36,354 --> 00:10:38,260
Not a prayer.
269
00:10:39,157 --> 00:10:40,990
So far, we're doing pretty well.
270
00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:43,359
There was one tense
moment on the way over here,
271
00:10:43,395 --> 00:10:44,761
but I thought about Paris
272
00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:47,136
and drove right back around
the block to pick her up.
273
00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:50,700
All right, sweetheart.
274
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,412
I'll see you next week, yes?
275
00:10:54,372 --> 00:10:57,607
Ah, my two gorgeous daughters.
276
00:10:57,642 --> 00:10:59,542
All right, what do you want
to eat for lunch?
277
00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:01,223
- Chinese.
- Italian.
278
00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:02,745
I hate Chinese.
279
00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:03,926
Not Italian.
280
00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:05,081
If you won't think of me,
281
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,449
at least think of my thighs.
282
00:11:06,485 --> 00:11:08,017
Like Chinese isn't fattening?
283
00:11:08,053 --> 00:11:09,018
No, it's not.
284
00:11:09,054 --> 00:11:10,734
Then how do you figure Buddha?
285
00:11:12,357 --> 00:11:13,556
Barbara.
286
00:11:13,558 --> 00:11:15,191
Carol, you always pick
the restaurant.
287
00:11:15,227 --> 00:11:16,392
Barbara...
288
00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:18,229
I love Paris
289
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,430
in the springtime
290
00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:21,598
okay, Chinese.
291
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:22,999
Unless you want Italian.
292
00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,847
No, Chinese is fine.
293
00:11:27,339 --> 00:11:29,706
That's pretty impressive,
what just happened here.
294
00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:31,541
See, daddy?
I told you, no more bickering.
295
00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:33,577
We're not big buddies yet,
but we're working on it.
296
00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:35,512
And as long as there's
a Paris, nothing...
297
00:11:35,547 --> 00:11:37,247
Nothing is going to change that.
298
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,583
- Hi.
- Oh, Dr. Mitchell.
299
00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:42,018
Uh, Harry, you know,
I'm in kind of a bind here.
300
00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:44,254
I've got two tickets
for swan lake tonight,
301
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,256
and my date canceled.
302
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:49,295
Would you happen to know anyone
who'd like to go?
303
00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:53,096
Frere Jacques, frere Jacques
304
00:11:53,132 --> 00:11:54,664
dormez-vous?
-
Frere Jacques
305
00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,233
-
dormez-vous?
-
frere Jacques
306
00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:57,834
-
sonnez les matines.
-
dormez-vous?
307
00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,436
-
Sonnez les matines.
-
dormez-vous?
308
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:01,260
Ding dang dong
ding dang dong
309
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,602
Todd. Todd Mitchell.
310
00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:04,775
Pleased to meet you.
311
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,277
Very pleased.
312
00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:08,316
More pleased than she is.
313
00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,940
Uh, well, would one of you
be free tonight?
314
00:12:12,185 --> 00:12:14,752
Daddy, would you occupy
Dr. Mitchell
315
00:12:14,787 --> 00:12:17,455
while Barbara and I
go check our schedules?
316
00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,956
Uh, yeah. Well, sure, yeah.
317
00:12:18,991 --> 00:12:21,559
Um, have I shown you
my new otoscope?
318
00:12:21,594 --> 00:12:22,927
Uh, no.
319
00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:24,087
Well?
320
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,118
Well, maybe we can
work this out without fighting.
321
00:12:26,153 --> 00:12:27,119
How?
322
00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,520
I don't know.
323
00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:30,255
Maybe he could choose.
324
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,491
Or maybe one of us has a better
reason to go out with him.
325
00:12:32,526 --> 00:12:34,092
Okay. What's your reason?
326
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,727
He looks neat.
I think we'd have fun.
327
00:12:35,763 --> 00:12:36,763
What's your reason?
328
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,040
I love him.
329
00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:42,167
Carol, you don't love him.
330
00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:44,703
I didn't argue
with your "looks neat" thing.
331
00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:47,339
He's not worth Paris.
332
00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:49,841
Okay, okay. We can do this.
333
00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:51,777
And the nostril thing
just snaps right on there.
334
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,825
Really.
335
00:12:54,048 --> 00:12:55,347
Uh, well,
336
00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:56,703
did I luck out?
337
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,784
I'm sorry. I'm busy tonight.
338
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,586
And you?
339
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,389
Barbara.
340
00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:06,124
I'm busy too.
341
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,693
Very busy.
342
00:13:07,728 --> 00:13:09,795
Oh, well, thanks anyway.
343
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,263
I'll see you later, Harry.
344
00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:12,664
Bye, ladies.
345
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,100
Look, is there anything
I can say
346
00:13:15,135 --> 00:13:17,035
that might make you change
your minds?
347
00:13:17,071 --> 00:13:18,470
You see,
it's my birthday tonight,
348
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:21,640
and, well, you know how it is
when you're single
349
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,975
and you're still looking
350
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,768
for that one
special relationship.
351
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,072
The nights get very long.
352
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,553
Sorry.
353
00:13:34,588 --> 00:13:35,554
Oh.
354
00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:36,788
Oh, I'm sorry.
355
00:13:36,824 --> 00:13:38,790
Oh, come on.
I'll walk you to the elevator.
356
00:13:38,826 --> 00:13:40,449
I'm very impressed.
357
00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:42,188
Very.
358
00:13:43,264 --> 00:13:44,296
We did it!
359
00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:45,764
He wants to have children.
360
00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,833
I could see it in his eyes.
361
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,502
Carol, you were right.
362
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,371
You said we could do it,
and we did it.
363
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,972
Yes, but I never
really believed it.
364
00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,874
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if, out of this,
365
00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:59,353
we not only got a trip to Paris
but we actually became friends?
366
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,047
Oh, yes, that would be
wonderful, Barbara,
367
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:04,016
because after giving up
what I just gave up,
368
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,385
I'm gonna need a friend.
369
00:14:11,558 --> 00:14:13,901
It's father knows best.
370
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:18,196
I'm gonna have to start
calling you kitten and Princess.
371
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,866
And clean towels
are in the storage closet.
372
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:24,903
And third-floor ladies' room
has the best gossip, uh-huh.
373
00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:26,605
Girls, come on.
Let's go to lunch.
374
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,773
Laverne, would you call over
375
00:14:27,808 --> 00:14:30,075
and make a reservation
at au petit cafe?
376
00:14:30,511 --> 00:14:31,923
- Bye.
- Bye, Laverne.
377
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,412
Now I'm gonna show you
378
00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:35,113
how to get him
back to the office
379
00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:37,227
for his afternoon appointments.
380
00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:39,518
Hello, Henri.
381
00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:40,809
Laverne.
382
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:43,221
Yeah, he's on his way over.
383
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,123
I need him back to the office
by 2:00,
384
00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:46,758
so just give him
the usual excuse.
385
00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:49,179
You know, you're out
of dessert and coffee.
386
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,264
Uh-huh. Merci.
387
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,972
- Carol, let's do your name!
- Okay.
388
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,574
Both:
Carol, Carol, Bo-barol
389
00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:04,176
Banana-fana, fo-farol
390
00:15:04,211 --> 00:15:05,944
Me, mi, mo-marol
391
00:15:05,979 --> 00:15:07,813
Carol
392
00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:09,648
these last few days
have been great.
393
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:11,350
It's been like
a nonstop slumber party
394
00:15:11,385 --> 00:15:12,784
since you two guys got chummy.
395
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,519
Oh, daddy.
396
00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:16,088
Both:
daddy, daddy, Bo-baddy
397
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,723
Banana-fana, fo-faddy
398
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,458
me, mi, mo-maddy
399
00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:20,726
daddy
400
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:22,961
Let's do dreyfuss!
401
00:15:22,996 --> 00:15:24,429
Dreyfuss, dreyfuss...
402
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,933
I think we've taken this
about as far as we can go, Barb.
403
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,201
Bo-feyfuss
404
00:15:29,236 --> 00:15:30,702
oh, this is so good.
405
00:15:30,738 --> 00:15:32,137
Yeah, this is so delicious
406
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,638
I got to get a picture.
407
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:36,174
There.
408
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,843
So what do you two guys
got on tap for today?
409
00:15:37,878 --> 00:15:40,078
- Museum.
- And the waterslide.
410
00:15:40,114 --> 00:15:42,681
How do you dress for that?
411
00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:44,750
By stopping at the
shopping mall on the way over.
412
00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:45,751
Great!
413
00:15:45,786 --> 00:15:47,252
- Bye, daddy.
- Bye.
414
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:49,554
Oh, look at us.
415
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:51,289
Us, us, Bo-bus
416
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,425
Barbara, honey.
417
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,631
Dreyfuss,
that was Barbara and Carol.
418
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,134
I guess you didn't
recognize them.
419
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,938
Good news, Harry.
420
00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:08,840
The bitch is in heat.
421
00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:16,815
I'll shop for a hallmark card.
422
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,050
I mean it, Harry.
423
00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,352
The time is now.
424
00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:22,387
My purebred
is ready to be sired.
425
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:28,727
So what happens now?
426
00:16:30,731 --> 00:16:32,731
It's all arranged.
427
00:16:35,302 --> 00:16:36,468
It's all arranged.
428
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:38,770
Amanda's out there,
looking her best.
429
00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:41,440
This champion blueblood
is on his way over,
430
00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:44,009
sir big Jack of coral gables.
431
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,178
Sounds like royalty.
432
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,547
Yeah, in a little while,
there'll be a canine coupling
433
00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:51,641
of two purebloods
that will make me rich.
434
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,320
Oh, my god. Wait a minute!
435
00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:57,477
Hey, dreyfuss!
436
00:16:57,512 --> 00:16:59,446
Cut it out! Stop it! Stop it!
437
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:01,381
Quick, Harry!
Where's your garden hose?
438
00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,558
Too late. It's over.
439
00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:12,859
Well, don't blame me.
440
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,386
I only taught dreyfuss
to play roll over and dead.
441
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:18,365
No warning, no foreplay,
442
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,401
just wham, bam,
thank you, Amanda.
443
00:17:27,743 --> 00:17:30,143
I hate you for what you did.
444
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:34,481
I understand it,
but I hate you for it.
445
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:43,556
Hi. Got a minute?
446
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,859
Oh, we're not gonna
play charades again, are we?
447
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:47,026
No.
448
00:17:47,062 --> 00:17:49,028
No, I just have to talk to you.
449
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:51,464
I was thinking...
If it's okay with you...
450
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,367
Is it all right if I back out
on going to muppets on ice
451
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:56,102
with you tomorrow?
452
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,337
Yeah.
453
00:17:57,372 --> 00:17:58,872
It's just,
I read where somebody else
454
00:17:58,907 --> 00:18:00,206
is going to be playing Kermit,
455
00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:02,542
and I just don't think
it'll be the same.
456
00:18:02,577 --> 00:18:04,177
Carol, that's no problem.
That's fine.
457
00:18:04,212 --> 00:18:06,746
But listen,
since we're not doing that,
458
00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:08,114
would you mind if I skipped
459
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,250
that seminar
on kafka's love letters?
460
00:18:10,285 --> 00:18:12,485
No, no. Not at all.
461
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:15,688
I know a manic-depressive
at the gym who might enjoy it.
462
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,624
Does that mean
the rest of the week is off?
463
00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:19,259
No, no,
464
00:18:19,294 --> 00:18:20,693
not at all.
465
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,295
Unless you want it to be.
466
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:23,296
No.
467
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:27,623
Hello.
468
00:18:27,869 --> 00:18:29,239
Hi.
469
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,996
This isn't a very good time
to talk.
470
00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,798
Um, can you call me back
tomorrow?
471
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,400
Okay. Bye.
472
00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:37,568
Anyway...
473
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:39,970
Barbara, who was that
on the phone?
474
00:18:40,005 --> 00:18:41,605
Nobody.
475
00:18:43,776 --> 00:18:45,275
It was Dr. Mitchell.
476
00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:47,077
Dr. Todd Mitchell,
477
00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:48,812
the man we gave up
to save our friendship,
478
00:18:48,814 --> 00:18:49,913
Todd Mitchell?
479
00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:52,116
Carol, it's not what you think.
480
00:18:52,151 --> 00:18:53,361
I called him the other day,
481
00:18:53,389 --> 00:18:55,386
and I told him
that if by some chance,
482
00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:57,955
you and I stopped being
as close as we are now
483
00:18:57,990 --> 00:19:00,404
that maybe he and I
could get together.
484
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:04,099
I am sick.
485
00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:06,630
Carol!
486
00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:08,232
That is the most despicable,
disloyal,
487
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,633
underhanded thing
that you have...
488
00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:11,635
- Your phone is ringing.
- Forget it. Let it ring.
489
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:12,670
Carol, hi.
490
00:19:12,705 --> 00:19:14,138
Todd Mitchell
returning your call.
491
00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:16,306
Get back to me
when you have a chance.
492
00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:21,578
And you have the nerve
to call me despicable?
493
00:19:21,614 --> 00:19:23,080
Barbara, I can explain that,
494
00:19:23,115 --> 00:19:26,316
but I'd really feel better
if you'd put the gun away.
495
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:28,585
If he hadn't have called,
you would have gone on and on,
496
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:29,753
because you're a hypocrite.
497
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:30,988
I am not a hypocrite.
498
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:32,122
I never made a date with him.
499
00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:34,091
Just did the same thing you did,
500
00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:36,540
only probably
with a little more finesse.
501
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,536
Then why did he call me first
502
00:19:38,572 --> 00:19:41,339
I imagine to explain
why he was going to call me.
503
00:19:41,374 --> 00:19:42,340
You wish.
504
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,573
You stupid-head.
505
00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:44,784
I know you are. But what am I?
506
00:19:44,811 --> 00:19:46,477
- You make me sick.
- You make me sicker.
507
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:47,849
- Child.
- Old maid.
508
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:48,934
- Barbara.
- What?
509
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:52,250
This is the best I've felt
in five days.
510
00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:55,887
Me too.
511
00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:57,722
God, it's a relief
to be able to fight again.
512
00:19:57,757 --> 00:20:00,158
And at least we have
something good to fight about.
513
00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:02,425
I'm gonna call Dr. Mitchell.
514
00:20:22,716 --> 00:20:23,748
Kitten?
515
00:20:23,783 --> 00:20:25,016
Daddy, no more pictures.
516
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:26,551
Carol and I have to talk to you.
517
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,920
Last night, we had a big fight,
and we're not friends anymore.
518
00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:30,583
And Paris is off.
519
00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,690
Let me guess.
Is this about a man?
520
00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:34,425
Yes, daddy.
521
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:35,893
A certain doctor.
522
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:37,295
Uh-huh, all right.
523
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:38,296
You want to talk about it?
524
00:20:38,331 --> 00:20:39,931
Oh, it's the usual story.
525
00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:41,766
He used us for his own pleasure.
526
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:44,068
That is the lowest.
527
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,970
He didn't think
about our feelings at all.
528
00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:48,006
He just decided what he wanted,
and that was it.
529
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,807
Miserable s.O.B.
530
00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:51,943
No, he was just being a father.
531
00:20:51,978 --> 00:20:53,378
That's no excuse.
532
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:54,679
That's...
533
00:20:57,584 --> 00:20:59,183
Oh, who...
534
00:20:59,219 --> 00:21:02,654
Uh, what doctor is this
conversation circling around?
535
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,889
Daddy, you have to understand
536
00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:06,858
that Carol and I
are two different people,
537
00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:08,526
and if we argue, we argue.
538
00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:10,895
As much as we both wanted
to go to Paris, daddy,
539
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,830
what you asked us to do
was unnatural.
540
00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:15,667
It's more important to us
to have an honest relationship
541
00:21:15,702 --> 00:21:18,036
than to stroll along
the champs-elysees,
542
00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:20,204
and although we love each other
dearly as sisters,
543
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,373
the notion of us
as close friends
544
00:21:22,409 --> 00:21:25,777
is at best antithetical
to our individual natures.
545
00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:31,416
Yeah, what she said.
546
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,955
Dreyfuss,
547
00:21:42,829 --> 00:21:44,862
for your sake,
if Amanda has puppies,
548
00:21:44,898 --> 00:21:46,805
I hope they're not girls.
549
00:21:53,602 --> 00:21:55,320
Good morning, miss Clark.
550
00:21:56,076 --> 00:21:58,052
You look all set
and ready to go.
551
00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:00,064
Good.
552
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,791
All right, I've had
a rather odd week,
553
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:06,150
so I am hoping,
with Laverne away,
554
00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:09,711
that things around here
will be a little more relaxed.
555
00:22:09,732 --> 00:22:10,864
No way.
556
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,733
You got flu in room one,
asthma in room two,
557
00:22:12,768 --> 00:22:14,068
and a checkup in room three.
558
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:15,609
Now, hit it.
559
00:22:18,207 --> 00:22:19,573
I said move.
560
00:22:19,609 --> 00:22:20,937
Now!
561
00:22:20,987 --> 00:22:25,537
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