All language subtitles for Empty Nest s01e19 Man of the Year.eng

"and so...

"In closing, I say to you,
the Florida alumni association

"of good old bedford med school,

"thank you for honoring me
as man of the year,

"you marvelous,

magnificent
masters of medicine."

You like that,

the alliteration
of the four "m" s:

The marvelous,
magnificent masters of medicine?

Mm, maybe.

Sounds fine, daddy.

Just fine.

Oh, it's gonna be a great night.

I bet grandpa's impressed.

By the way,
what time does his plane get in?

You know, when he called,
he didn't say.

It's typical.

Never tell anybody
what your plans are.

That's my father.

Daddy, he's 82 years old.

He's bound to be
a little erratic.

The man is still chief
of surgery at Boston community.

He's not erratic.

He knows
exactly what he's doing:

Driving his son up the wall.

Daddy, please, promise me

you won't spend the whole time
arguing with grandpa

when he gets here.

After all,
it can't be easy for him

now that edna's left him.

You mean Emma?
Edna was his third wife.

I thought Ella
was his third wife.

Ella was his fourth wife.

Look, first there was grandma
Ellen, my mother,

then there was Erica, edna,
Ella, and Emma.

Boy, he sure has a thing

for women
whose names begin with "e."

Yeah, I know, I've heard of
leg men and chest men.

Leave it to my father
to be a vowel man.

Hey, Harry, congratulations.

Says here
you're man of the year.

That's my alumni magazine.
Where'd you get it?

You told me
to pick up your mail.

When I'm away.

What am I, a mind-reader?

Man of the year,
that's quite an honor,

even coming from
a dinky school like bedford.

Bedford is not dinky, Charley.

It ranks right up there with
Harvard med and Johns Hopkins.

It's gonna be so exciting.

We're gonna have
a bunch of daddy's friends over

for a cocktail party.

- Party?
- Barbara.

Ix-nay in front of the uts-pay.

What time you want me here?

Charley, you are not invited,
so you can just forget it.

Oh.

Well.

Fine. Okay.

If I'm not good enough
to come to your party,

I guess I'm also not good enough
to accept your breakfast.

No.

I'm not gonna put myself down
like that.

I've got too much pride.

I am good enough
to accept your breakfast.

Daddy, what are you doing?

I'm trying to make this visit
with your grandfather

as painless as possible.

I've got the 75-watt bulbs,
not the 60s.

I've got the thermostat set
at exactly 67.

I have three pillows, not two,

foam rubber, not feathers.

And... oh, no!

I forgot
to get rid of that stuff

that makes the water turn blue.

Gonna have to do that
1,000 times.

I don't know
why you two don't get along.

I adore grandpa.

Well, that's because

you never had to deal
with a difficult father.

I assume that was a sneeze,
Carol.

God bless you.

Well, I'm sorry, daddy,
but I do adore him,

and I think it's great
that he's coming down here

because his son
is man of the year.

Dear, this has nothing to do
with me.

He's coming down here this
weekend to be with his cronies.

He wants to socialize.

I think he's coming down here
because he's proud of you.

Oh, dear, believe me,

I wish he were coming down
because he's proud of me,

but I've never gotten
his approval about anything.

A birthday watch, yes.
Approval, no.

- Ever?
- Ever.

The only advice he ever gave me
about anything

was, "don't screw it up."

Okay, well, it's aqua now.
We're getting closer.

Daddy,
if grandpa is so much trouble,

why do you put up with him
at all?

Because the one time
in my life I really needed him,

he came through for me.

If it weren't for
your grandfather,

I never would have gotten
into bedford medical.

I know he put the pressure on

because my grades,
although they were good,

were not bedford good.

Anyway, the day I got accepted,
I was so happy

and I called him,
and I said, "dad",

"I know you had to
twist a few arms

"to get me into bedford,

and I thank you."

And he said,
"what's a father for?

"You're my son.

"Oh, by the way, you'll have
a new mother Tuesday.

I'm getting married."

So he drives me crazy.

I owe him.

Hi, guys.

Harry, about your party tonight.

Yeah.

I want to come.

You wouldn't have any fun,
Charley.

It's for grown-ups.

No, Charley, I'm sorry,

it's just
for doctors and family.

But, gee whiz, I am family.

I love you people.

So what do you say?

A simple "no"
would have been good enough.

Oh, still the prettiest
little thing in Miami, I see.

Oh, Dr. Weston, sir,
so good to see you.

You old darlin', sir.

Make that "Stanfield,"
not "Dr. Weston, sir."

Oh, Dr. Weston, sir,

I was so sorry to hear
about your breakup with edna.

You mean Emma.

Edna was my third wife.

Say, you know something,
Laverne,

if you weren't a married woman,
I'd ask you to run away with me.

Oh, and I'd take you up on that,

but I don't want to be
you-know-who's step-mama.

Where is my son?

Is he still playing doctor
around here?

Oh, you wait in his office
and I'll get him for you.

Oh, he's gonna be so tickled
to see you.

- Harry!
- Dad.

How the hell are you, son?

Something wrong?

You were hugging me.

What is that,
an unnatural act or something?

No, no, no. No, sir. No.

It's just a little unusual.

It's great to see you, dad.

How long since we've
seen each other, six months?

It's a year and a half.

Oh, that's right,

I stopped over for a week
on my way to the Bahamas.

Three days.

All right,
but we still had a great time.

We fought all three days.

No wonder I don't have pictures.

Harry, I got a surprise for you.

I convinced
the man of the year committee

to let me introduce you tonight.

You're gonna introduce me?

Yeah, and then later,
present the award to you.

I don't know what to say.

That's really very nice,

but I mean, you are the man

who missed
my graduation from bedford,

missed my wedding to Libby,
why are you doing this?

Because you're my son, my issue.

You came from my loins, okay?

Okay,
but that's where it stopped.

When I got here, your loins
took off for the hills.

What... what
what are we doing here?

You're acting like a child.

I am a child, your child.

Listen.

Why, after all these years,

are you now
acting like a father?

Because I have a son whom I love

and I'm proud of,

because he's man of the year.

And by the way, Harry,

it's the end of the '80s,
not the '30s.

When are you gonna stop
parting your hair in the middle?

You okay?

I don't know.

I think for the first time
in my adult life,

I heard my father
say he loved me.

I think he said
he was proud of me.

Like he actually approved of me,

not my hair, but me.

Well, I think that's sweet.

No, no, no, no.

No, that's sly old dog,
he does everything for a reason.

And god love him,
he's never been this nice to me.

There is something definitely
very weird going on here.

Well, now, back home,

we never look a gift horse
in the mouth.

You shoe him,
you brush him down.

You check his withers,

you get him back in the corral
with other horses,

let him get acclimated...

Laverne.

What has this got to do
with me and my father?

Well,

does everything
have to be about you?

Oh, no, thank you, Carol.

So doctor, I understand

that congratulations
are in order.

Yeah, you want to see?

Oh.

You must be very proud.

I waited a long time,
but it was worth it.

Dr. George s. Nagel,
medical corporation.

Oh.

Harry, that was
a great article you wrote

for the medical journal.

Thank you, dear.
I appreciate that.

And you look beautiful.
Thank you.

And this is a great party.

And you, young lady,
are a sensational hostess.

Well, it's easy
when you're serving doctors.

"Cheese puff? Do you have a son?

"Cheese puff? Do you have a son?

Oh, you do? Caviar?"

Congratulations, Harry.

Thank you, George,
I appreciate that.

Oh, it can get pretty messy
with profuse bleeding.

But when you cut,
if you make the proper incision,

there'll be very little
scar tissue left

around the pelvic area.

Fascinating.

Do you need any help
in the kitchen?

Nope.

Hello.

What do you want, Charley?

Well, gee whiz.

Everybody is just about to leave
now for the dinner downtown,

otherwise I'd say, "hey,
come on over to the party."

Thanks, Carol.
I'll be right over.

I wonder if there are
any single women here.

Hi.

I'm Dr. Charles dietz.

Now, Royce, about my condition.

There's got to be something
you can do about it.

Sorry, Stanfield.

You saw the results
of your blood test.

You know what they mean.

Ooh.

Carol,
we decided to give you a hand.

Oh, thank you.

You met my friend here,
Dr. Royce Garrison.

Yes, we met when you came in.

Likes cheese puffs. No sons.

I'm surprised
I haven't met you before.

I'm an old friend
of your father's.

Oh, yeah,
Royce was Dean of bedford med

when your father was there.

Uh, grandpa, would you mind
going into the den

and making sure dreyfuss
isn't getting overly friendly

with one of the fur coats?

Oh, he's a great gentleman,
your grandfather.

A man like that
should live forever.

Dr. Garrison,
I couldn't help but overhear.

Grandpa's got a medical problem?

Well, I don't think

he'd want me to discuss that
with you, my dear.

Would you excuse me?

I just remembered I got to tell
Dr. Morgan something.

You're kidding.

You're a gynecologist?

I'm a gynecologist.

Of course,
if you'd ever dissected

an inflamed gallbladder,

you'd recognize coagulated bile.

Uh, it's all right.

Put your beepers away.

That was probably Arnie,
our dinner chairman,

reminding us that we should be
on our way to the hotel.

Course, I was kidding
when you mentioned stirrups

and I asked you

what a horse
was doing in your office.

Grandpa?

Carol, you startled me.

It's time to go.

Oh, oh, right. Um...

- Grandpa.
- Oh, my speech.

I bet I left it
up on the dresser.

Carol, quick. Hide me.

Dr. disgusting wants a date.

Look.

He wrote his phone number
on this napkin

right over his cut-away drawing
of the sinus cavity.

You know, I think

the best thing
that ever happened to me

was going to bedford.

Oh, you did us proud.

Man of the year.

Smartest move I made

was convincing that board
to let you in

in spite your borderline grades

and your father's objections.

Uh, what?

You know,
it was the funniest thing

when he got me
out on the golf course

and he said, "do my son a favor."

"Don't let him
in to medical school.

He'll never make it
as a doctor."

I bet you two shared a laugh
when you heard that one.

Oh, yeah, we had
a lot of laughs about that.

I wouldn't be surprised

if we had another chuckle
about it tonight.

Oh, good.

I'll see you at the hotel.

All right, Dr. Garrison.

Sorry to keep you.

Had to wash my hands.

How could you have done that?

I just washed my hands.

I didn't even use the guest towel.

All these years,

you let me believe
that you got me into bedford,

and the truth is,
you tried to keep me out?

Why would you do that?

Harry, who wants to talk

about something that happened
30 years ago?

Harry.

Come on.
It's time for celebration.

Let's party.

Let's go pick up
a couple of girls named Eleanor

and do the town.

Just wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You took credit for my
getting into medical school.

And that's why
you're here tonight,

to introduce me to your cronies

and take credit
for me being man of the year.

This is my night.

I don't want you here.

Daddy.

You don't mean that.

No, no, no. It's all right.

Anything you want.

It's your world.

I'm just living in it.

- Daddy.
- Never...

Listen, no, I know you love him,

but what he did to me
is unforgivable.

The only decent thing
he ever did for me,

he never did for me.

Daddy, grandpa's dying.

What?

I overheard him
telling Dr. Garrison

that he had
a serious medical condition,

and then
when I asked Dr. Garrison

if grandpa was okay,
he wouldn't talk about it.

And later, I saw grandpa

sneaking some little
white pills.

I think he came here
to make peace with you, daddy,

because he's dying.

Oh, my god.

Ugh.

Dad?

Uh, dad?

Uh, there is no way
to put this delicately.

So I just may as well be direct.

If you want to know
if you're illegitimate, yes.

Dad, Carol
overheard a few things tonight,

and she thinks that you've come
down here this weekend

to make peace with me

because she thinks you're dying.

Dad?

Dad, are you?

Are you dying?

Yes.

I'm dying.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Well, what's going on?

What are you doing for it?

Look, if I have any rights
left at my age,

I just would not
like to discuss this now.

Uh, yes, sir I understand.

Is there anything
I can do for you?

What I'd really like to do

is to go to that dinner

and introduce my son
as man of the year.

Hi, Dr. Garrison,
may I speak with you

for just a moment, please?

I know that my father

came to see you recently
for a physical.

Well, now, Harry, I don't...

yes, I know how we doctors
protect one another,

but I am in the club.

I am not only a doctor;
I am his son.

Please, what's going on?

Basically,

his problem's his sex life.

Excuse me?

He said
he gets too tired afterward.

Too... too tired afterwards, huh?

Well, that frisky
old son of a gun.

I told him
to eat a chocolate bar before,

and he might have some more
energy for afterward.

That's his worry:

The second time around.

The second time around?

He needs a chocolate bar?

So let me get this straight.

You actually have a table
that does that?

Go get 'em, Harry.

Son, I'm gonna give you
the best piece of advice

you ever had in your life.

Oh, really?

Use the relish.

Kills the taste of the chicken.

I just had a little talk
with Dr. Garrison.

I must say,
you have now established

a new low in our relationship.

I mean,
you've lied to me before,

but this lie is outrageous.

Hey, Jimbo,
you're looking great.

Thanks.

Real great.

You told me you were dying?

Oh, no.

You asked me if I were dying.

I said yes, it's a natural
process of life, Harry.

Just works out that way.

Listen. Harry, I'm 82 years old.

How much time have I got left?

15, 20 years, 30, tops.

What were
those little white pills

Carol saw you taking
in the kitchen?

Tic tacs.

Good evening,
distinguished alumna.

Look, obviously you and I
cannot get along.

Let's arrange that we never
see each other ever again.

All right?

Harry, you're not serious.

The class of 1930.

I would like to welcome
Dr. Stanfield Weston.

Dr. Garrison,

alumni, friends.

Nobody really asked me
to come down here.

I invited myself.

'Cause it was something
I wanted to do very much.

I was gonna
read the usual speech,

but I think I need this time

to make a little confession.

I have misjudged...

Six people in my life.

Five of them,
I'm paying alimony to.

But the sixth one,
you're honoring here tonight.

I... i never thought
our bedford man of the year

could make it as a doctor.

I even went so far
as to recommend

that he not get into bedford.

Pretty stupid, huh?

Yeah, well,
I saw no reason to stop there.

Because when he did get in,

I let him think all these years
that I was responsible.

I guess I just wanted to become
a little bit of a hero,

because the fact is,

I never was
much of a father to Harry,

although I loved him.

I never really felt
that he approved of me

or that I'd earned his respect.

So i... i just got in the habit

of taking a step backwards
from him

instead of
taking a step towards him.

Well, I guess that's what coming
down here is really all about,

kind of like
a first step forward.

So anyway,
I want to introduce to you

the man that you chose
to honor tonight:

Brilliant physician,

a wonderful father,

and god knows,

someone who really deserves
the title of man of the year.

From the class of '58...

Nine.

What?

From the class of '59,

ladies and gentlemen,

my son,

Dr. Harry Weston.

You did really good here.

Well, go make your speech,
and don't screw it up.

Sorry, I'm late.

Oh, I'm Dr. Powell.

I'm Dr. Stanfield Weston.

Call me elna.

- Elna?
- Mm-hmm.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you...

Fellow alumni,
members of the committee,

Dr. Garrison,

and of course,

Dr. Stanfield Weston, my fa...

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