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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it is
no mystery
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One by one, we fill the days
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We find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
as life goes on
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Carol?
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Barbara.
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Dreyfuss, my Butler.
How are you?
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Anybody here?
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No?
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Ha-ha.
Great, dreyfuss, we're alone,
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just us guys, huh?
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Sunday morning...
You know what that means?
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That means we go into the den.
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Harry.
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That means
we have no interruptions,
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watch three or four games
at the same time,
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and read the funnies
in our underwear!
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Harry.
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Dorothy.
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Uh... uh... uh,
what are you doing here?
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Well, I just came over
to see you,
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but I must say, this is more
than I'd ever hoped for.
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Could I, uh, please...
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Certainly, certainly.
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Yeah, and don't worry, Harry.
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I didn't see a thing.
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How can you live in Florida
and get so little sun?
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Never mind.
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Come on, I'll buy you
a cup of coffee.
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Good, I want to do a little
dishing about Barbara and Jim.
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- Oh, great, Barbara, Jim,
dishing: Terrific.
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Now, who's Jim,
and what's dishing?
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Jim is my favorite nephew
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and the man that
your daughter's been dating.
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Barbara's been dating someone?
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Oh, for the past month.
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Really?
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Harry, the Japanese
have surrendered.
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Now, you're gonna love
my nephew.
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He is absolutely
a delicious kid.
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He calls me. He writes me.
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He remembers my birthday.
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Oh, and the face?
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Well, when you see him,
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those are not dimples.
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That's from me going like this:
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Mmm, so much.
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Well, this Jim sounds
like quite a guy.
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Well, Barbara's quite a girl.
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And, Harry, they're in love.
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Really?
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I don't think Barbara's ever
truly been in love before.
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What do you mean
you don't think?
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Can't a father tell
when a daughter's in love?
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Not without a wife.
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That was Libby's job.
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Libby knew everything
that was going on.
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She just told me
what I needed to know.
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You know, I would come home,
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and she would tell me,
"Barbara's got a new guy."
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Then a couple nights later,
she'd tell me,
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"Barbara's got a new guy."
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That would last about a week.
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Then she would tell me,
"Barbara's got a new guy."
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What about Carol?
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Didn't tell Carol.
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Depressed her too much.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll tell you, Harry,
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this has been going on
for over a month now,
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and they are
just adorable together.
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God, I am a genius.
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Uh, what? You?
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Of course me, Harry.
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What, you think
these things just happen?
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No.
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You have to plan very carefully.
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You have to arrange
chance meetings
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that'll give them the desire
to see each other again.
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No, it takes nurturing,
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takes sensitivity,
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not to mention
what I went through
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to get rid of
that little slut he was seeing.
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That was dishing.
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I'd better get going.
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Oh, and, Harry,
a little fashion tip:
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Nobody wears
boxer shorts anymore.
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Daddy, it's midnight.
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What are you doing up?
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I'm waiting up for your sister.
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I mean, I had to find out
from a neighbor
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that my own daughter's in love?
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I want to see this guy.
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I want to find out
who we're in love with.
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Forget it.
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You don't want to see him.
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I've seen him.
He's just like all the others.
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He's perfect. It makes you sick.
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Hey, Carol.
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I am serious, daddy.
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I became physically ill
looking at this guy and Barbara.
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It's that same feeling you get
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when you think
about Jessica lange.
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She has babies with baryshnikov.
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She lives with Sam Shepard.
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I mean, here, Jessica, please.
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You take all the men.
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The rest of us will just
lie down and die.
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Eecsh, it's them. They're here.
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No, you stay here.
You stay here.
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I'll go get all the details.
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Later on, we'll do
a little dishing.
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You kiss with your eyes open.
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I don't want to miss anything.
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I like looking at you.
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I like to look at you too.
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Hi! Uh, hi.
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I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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I just thought I'd drop in
and say hello.
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I'm Harry Weston.
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Daddy, this is Jim harker.
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Great. Hi.
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Your aunt Dorothy called
and tells me
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we're all having lunch together
next Wednesday?
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Yeah, that's what she said.
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We stopped over there earlier.
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Those ladies are all so sweet.
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Apparently our lunch is
the big news of the house.
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That and the fact that
some guy in the neighborhood
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is still wearing boxer shorts.
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He is?
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Get out.
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Well, I guess
I'd better be going.
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Bye-bye.
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It was nice to meet you,
Dr. Weston.
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Pleasure.
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Oh, my god!
I can't believe this!
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My biggest fear in life
has always been
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that I would fall in love,
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and now it's here. I'm in love.
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My biggest fear is that
there's no such thing as pms
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and this is who I really am.
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Why? Why?
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Why would you be afraid
of falling in love?
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Because I'm afraid
that I'll change.
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I have not been acting
myself lately.
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I mean, if somebody cuts me off
in traffic,
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I wave at them.
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I was filling out
an arrest report the other day,
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and I drew a little heart
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over the letter "I" in "killer."
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Ho-ho, the killer thing
is cute, sweet.
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Daddy, it's so strange.
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I mean, sometimes I'm so afraid,
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and other times I think,
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"please, god, please
don't let this feeling end!"
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True or false:
I'm happy for her.
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What are tsps?
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And how many are there
in a tblsp?
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Sorry this took
so long, Barbara.
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I tried to save you money
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by altering
the universal price codes,
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but it backfired.
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Thanks for picking
this stuff up for me, Charley.
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I'm way behind.
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It's bad enough
I've never cooked before,
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but I'm cooking
for my family and Jim.
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By the way, I didn't know
what zinfandel was,
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so I picked up
some schlitz instead.
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That's okay,
as long as you got the basil.
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Better, bacon bits.
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Charley, did you get
anything I asked for?
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Yeah, I got you time.
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The spice, Charley.
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I wanted the spice.
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Forget it. I'll figure it out.
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Boy, you're sure going to
a lot of trouble for this guy.
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Hey, brownies.
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No! I made those for Jim.
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People do that kind of thing
for each other
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when they're really in love.
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He does this kind
of thing for you?
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Well, no. Men are different.
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They're not able
to give of themselves
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as freely as women do...
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Or they are, and the whole thing
is just a huge lie
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they've gotten away with
for years.
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Well, good luck with everything.
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I got to go.
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Charley, don't you want
to stay for dinner?
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I don't know, Barbara.
It smells real bad.
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We'll do this, Barbara.
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You go out and entertain
your boyfriend, okay?
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What am I gonna tell him?
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I doubt that we have
much of a secret here
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after you started screaming,
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"my god! My god! The flames!"
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I know.
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You stall him.
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We'll run over to cafe francois,
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pick up a little coq au vin,
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and you can pretend
you cooked it.
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Carol, you don't
have to do that.
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Jim and I have feelings
for each other
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that go far deeper
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than whether someone
can cook or not.
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Hi.
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So, uh,
how's my little chef doing?
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Fine.
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Go!
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So...
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So are we gonna eat soon?
I'm getting kind of hungry.
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Jim...
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This is a new relationship,
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and it would be foolish of me
to lie to you.
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My sister Carol has eaten
our entire dinner.
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What?
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No, I can't do that.
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I burned our dinner.
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Well, that's okay.
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Look, I should just go anyway.
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I have a lot to do.
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Go? No.
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I've hardly seen you
at all this week.
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Besides, my dad and Carol went
out to get us something to eat.
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They wanted me to pretend
I cooked it.
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Your family is so great.
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As a matter of fact,
my aunt Dorothy was right.
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You're the perfect girl.
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The perfect girl?
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You care how my day went.
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You buy me gifts.
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You send me cards that say
the perfect thing on them.
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Barbara, you know me so well
that half the time, you...
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Know what you're gonna say
before you say it?
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Yes.
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The thing is,
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what's happening with us is,
it's happening pretty quick,
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and, uh...
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It's a lot of responsibility,
and I, uh...
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Oh, my god, I know
what you're gonna say.
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See?
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I hate that.
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Look, I really didn't want
to tell you this tonight,
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but it can't wait.
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It's not fair not to tell you.
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I-I-i just can't do this
anymore.
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I see.
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Look, we could...
I mean, you know,
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you wanna maybe
talk about it some more?
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No. Uh-uh.
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Could you please go now?
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Okay.
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Poor Barbara.
265
00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:34,602
She's still in bed.
266
00:11:34,637 --> 00:11:36,738
Believe me, daddy,
she'll be fine.
267
00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:40,074
She just has to go through
the whole breakup process.
268
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,542
When she finally gets up,
269
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:42,744
she'll call and beg off work
270
00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:44,779
and spend the whole day
watching soap operas
271
00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:48,249
in a feeding frenzy that will
end when and only when
272
00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:51,714
she has eaten herself
into oblivion.
273
00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:54,388
I did it:
274
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:58,232
200 sit-ups and three miles
in 25 minutes.
275
00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,515
Okay, this is sick.
276
00:12:07,971 --> 00:12:10,238
Barbara, honey, we thought
you were still in bed.
277
00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,405
No way.
278
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,141
And I'm on a diet,
so no breakfast for me.
279
00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:14,142
She's fine.
280
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:15,810
Now, hold it.
281
00:12:15,845 --> 00:12:18,339
Barbara, honey,
282
00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:21,134
you're depressed.
283
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,845
No, I'm not.
284
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,580
Yes, you are,
my poor, sweet thing.
285
00:12:24,615 --> 00:12:26,482
You just don't know it.
286
00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:27,983
Now, tell your sister,
287
00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:30,619
is this how you normally react
after you've been dumped?
288
00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,821
I don't know.
I've never been dumped before.
289
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:34,899
Bitch.
290
00:12:34,944 --> 00:12:36,221
Hey!
291
00:12:37,128 --> 00:12:38,527
No, no, no.
292
00:12:38,562 --> 00:12:41,864
Honey, honey, we're just...
We're worried about you.
293
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,198
Daddy, I'm fine.
294
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:45,334
My god, have you no soul?
295
00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:48,370
All over the world,
women mourn lost relationships.
296
00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:49,872
At the very least, Barbara,
297
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,039
they go out to the video store
298
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:53,308
and rent the way we were.
299
00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:56,064
I'm going upstairs.
300
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,213
Vernon Beals.
301
00:12:58,249 --> 00:12:59,249
What?
302
00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:00,482
I remember now.
303
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,551
Vernon Beals dumped you.
304
00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:04,920
Carol, Vernon Beals was ten.
305
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:07,523
His family moved
to silver Springs, Maryland.
306
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:09,391
We still write.
307
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:11,894
Kenny gross!
308
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,496
Kenny gross dumped you.
309
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,468
Oh.
310
00:13:19,503 --> 00:13:21,370
Did Kenny gross dump her?
311
00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:24,373
No, me.
312
00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:27,176
Oh, I'm so sorry, baby,
313
00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:29,478
but I'm just glad
your sister's doing all right.
314
00:13:29,513 --> 00:13:32,548
Barbara's a very strong
young lady.
315
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,249
And you believe that?
316
00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:36,618
Daddy, she was in love with Jim,
317
00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:38,253
really and truly in love
318
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:39,755
for the first time in her life.
319
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,623
And now he's gone,
and it's killing her.
320
00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:43,158
So in order to avoid the pain,
321
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,027
she's refusing to deal with it.
322
00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:47,590
She's in a total state
of denial.
323
00:13:51,802 --> 00:13:54,336
I knew that.
324
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:00,976
No, Mrs. Butler.
325
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,644
Don't bother rushin'
326
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,379
we're a-runnin' way behind.
327
00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:06,215
Doctor should have been
back from the hospital
328
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,316
30 minutes ago.
329
00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:08,917
Well, he better have been
in an accident,
330
00:14:08,953 --> 00:14:11,420
or he's got
a lot of explainin' to do.
331
00:14:11,455 --> 00:14:13,021
Bye-bye.
332
00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:14,323
Oh, how do you do?
333
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,824
I'm Dorothy zbornak.
334
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:18,560
Geriatrics is two doors down
on the left.
335
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:25,634
Um, no, I'm here for Dr. Weston.
336
00:14:25,669 --> 00:14:26,969
We have an appointment
337
00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:29,137
with his daughter
and my nephew for lunch.
338
00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:30,772
Well, Dr. Weston's not here,
339
00:14:30,808 --> 00:14:32,708
and he didn't tell me
anything about lunch today.
340
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:34,076
Well, do you know where he is?
341
00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:37,179
No, and he'd better hope
to god I never find out.
342
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:38,280
Well, he's a doctor.
343
00:14:38,315 --> 00:14:39,815
Doesn't he have
a beeper or something?
344
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,550
Well, it's only for emergencies.
345
00:14:41,585 --> 00:14:45,821
Oh? Does a broken nurse
constitute an emergency?
346
00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:49,458
Doctor's office.
347
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:51,293
Oh, hi.
348
00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:52,794
Could you hold on a minute?
349
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:54,730
Listen, you'll just
have to wait.
350
00:14:54,765 --> 00:14:56,131
I see no reason for that.
351
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,432
We're late for lunch already.
352
00:14:57,468 --> 00:14:59,201
Now, please beep the doctor.
353
00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,136
Look, I've got
people on the phone,
354
00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:02,771
a waitin' room
full of sick young 'uns.
355
00:15:02,806 --> 00:15:04,873
Now, why don't you just take
a load off and relax?
356
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:06,901
No, thank you.
I'm going to stand here
357
00:15:06,944 --> 00:15:08,377
until you finish
your conversation
358
00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,445
with Jethro or uncle jed
359
00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:13,315
or whoever the hell that is
on the phone.
360
00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,808
I didn't appreciate that.
361
00:15:21,559 --> 00:15:23,519
Could you hold on a minute,
lurlene?
362
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,920
Oh, he's a child.
He doesn't feel well.
363
00:15:51,956 --> 00:15:54,056
It makes him happy.
364
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:00,762
Excuse me. Is he contagious?
365
00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:01,930
Well, we won't know that
366
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,765
until somebody figures out
what he has.
367
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:04,866
Oh, I see.
368
00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:06,822
Tell me, honey,
is this your candy?
369
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:14,409
Sorry I'm late.
370
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,278
Dorothy, what are you
doing here?
371
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,348
Writing a check
to planned parenthood.
372
00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:20,859
Come on. We got to get going.
373
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:23,385
I'm sure that Jim and Barbara
are waiting at the restaurant.
374
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,420
Dorothy, I need to speak
with you for a moment here.
375
00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,322
I'll be with you guys
in just a minute, all right?
376
00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:28,824
You got one minute
377
00:16:28,859 --> 00:16:30,826
to stop socializin'
and start doctorin',
378
00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:34,092
or I'm sendin'
all them young 'uns in at once.
379
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:38,133
Dorothy,
Barbara and Jim broke up.
380
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,234
Didn't you know?
381
00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:40,369
You're kidding.
382
00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:41,703
No, I'm not.
383
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:43,138
They broke up?
384
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,473
Yes.
385
00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:46,376
What a shame.
386
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,677
I mean, they seemed so perfect
for each other.
387
00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:50,592
I wonder what
Barbara did to him.
388
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:55,050
What do you mean,
what she did to him?
389
00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:57,525
Well, I mean, I'm sure that
Jim would never have dumped her
390
00:16:57,554 --> 00:16:59,087
if she didn't deserve it.
391
00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,356
Deserved it? What is this?
392
00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:02,758
What is this, she deserved it?
393
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:07,195
Harry, my nephew is a sweet,
loving, honest young man.
394
00:17:07,231 --> 00:17:08,630
Oh, excuse me.
395
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,800
And my Barbara is what,
a pimiento loaf?
396
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:13,669
Harry, will you be reasonable?
397
00:17:13,704 --> 00:17:15,037
No wonder this didn't work out.
398
00:17:15,072 --> 00:17:17,168
Your daughter is a little wild.
399
00:17:17,441 --> 00:17:19,341
And what is that
supposed to mean?
400
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:21,843
Harry, that means
when they come looking
401
00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:24,746
for someone to sacrifice
into the volcano,
402
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,647
she can relax.
403
00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:40,862
I'm an adult. I'm in a bad mood.
404
00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:43,031
That made me happy.
405
00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:47,355
94... 95.
406
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,429
- Hi.
- Hi.
407
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:49,571
What do you want?
408
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,873
I came in here to help you cry.
409
00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:53,008
Carol, I told you,
410
00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:54,109
I don't feel like crying.
411
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:55,177
Yes, you do.
412
00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:56,511
You have to cry, Barbara.
413
00:17:56,547 --> 00:17:58,480
It is the only way
you're going to get over this.
414
00:17:58,515 --> 00:18:00,282
Now, if you can't do it alone,
415
00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:02,851
I'll just have to do
what I did when we were kids
416
00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:06,180
and bend your fingers
all the way back to your wrist.
417
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,487
You never did that.
418
00:18:08,592 --> 00:18:11,684
No, but I can't tell you
how badly I wanted to.
419
00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:13,528
Carol, this is very sweet,
420
00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:14,663
but I'm fine.
421
00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:16,665
Barbara, I'm worried about you.
422
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,634
This isn't a natural way to act
after a breakup.
423
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,771
Just this once,
let me be your older sister
424
00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,006
and help you through this, okay?
425
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,409
Now, I brought
everything you'll need:
426
00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:30,612
Malted milk balls, essential;
427
00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:32,447
Cashews.
428
00:18:32,483 --> 00:18:34,950
Carol, I swear,
I have never felt better.
429
00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:36,952
The moment
Jim walked out that door,
430
00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:38,587
I just stopped
thinking about him.
431
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,789
I was just looking
for a good time.
432
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,781
Have a dove bar.
433
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:45,460
Carol, really.
434
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:47,562
The way I see it,
I have this life,
435
00:18:47,597 --> 00:18:50,532
and Jim can either choose to be
a part of it or not.
436
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,100
You really believe that?
437
00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:53,234
Yes.
438
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,569
We can't be sisters.
439
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:57,305
There must have been
a hospital mix-up at birth.
440
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,068
Okay, well,
441
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:05,280
you seem to really have
a handle on this guy thing.
442
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,682
Sure, guys just want
to have a good time.
443
00:19:07,718 --> 00:19:09,951
And of course,
you feel the same way.
444
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:11,019
Right?
445
00:19:11,054 --> 00:19:12,184
Right.
446
00:19:12,373 --> 00:19:14,073
It's not like
you were expecting Jim
447
00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:15,611
to commit or anything?
448
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,409
No.
449
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,631
You are so lucky.
450
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:21,614
I wish I could be like that.
451
00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:23,849
I wish I just wanted
to have fun,
452
00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:25,851
and if somebody left me,
it didn't matter.
453
00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:27,862
I'd kill to be like you.
454
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:29,596
But I'm not.
455
00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:32,224
I want so much to find a man
456
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:33,926
who wants to have
a relationship.
457
00:19:33,961 --> 00:19:37,329
I care so much
that somebody takes the time
458
00:19:37,365 --> 00:19:39,213
and loves me back.
459
00:19:44,071 --> 00:19:45,304
Carol, so do I.
460
00:19:45,339 --> 00:19:46,426
Ohh.
461
00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:48,507
I know.
462
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,587
It's okay.
463
00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,980
This feels really terrible.
464
00:19:55,016 --> 00:19:56,387
I know.
465
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,253
But I tell you something, Carol.
466
00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:03,044
I'm gonna do this again.
467
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,556
This falling-in-love thing,
468
00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:06,525
that felt really good.
469
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,694
You're right. It does.
470
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,628
I guess it's worth
risking a little hurt
471
00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:11,664
to fall in love.
472
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:12,699
Good girl.
473
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,613
Besides, I lost 4 1/2 pounds.
474
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,076
Bitch.
475
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:23,342
Yes.
476
00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:37,189
May I come in?
477
00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:40,092
Dorothy, are you here
to apologize?
478
00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:42,861
No, Harry, I'm test marketing
a new product:
479
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:45,531
Underwear on a stick.
480
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,136
Well, actually,
I thought I should
481
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:53,138
be the one who should
come to your house
482
00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:54,139
to patch things up.
483
00:20:54,175 --> 00:20:55,607
Aw, thank you.
484
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:56,775
Barbara all right?
485
00:20:56,811 --> 00:20:58,410
I hope so.
486
00:20:58,446 --> 00:20:59,578
Carol's up there with her now.
487
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:00,579
Want some coffee?
488
00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:01,580
No, thanks.
489
00:21:01,615 --> 00:21:03,615
Breaking up is never easy.
490
00:21:03,651 --> 00:21:04,917
No.
491
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,952
At least, it wasn't for me
when I was young.
492
00:21:06,987 --> 00:21:10,089
Oh, I once got dumped
on my birthday.
493
00:21:10,124 --> 00:21:13,425
I got dumped at the prom.
494
00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:16,207
Valentine's day.
495
00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:19,010
New year's Eve.
496
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,383
Winter carnival.
497
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:25,117
New year's Eve.
498
00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:28,112
Harry, you already said that.
499
00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:30,948
I know.
I still can't believe it.
500
00:21:30,983 --> 00:21:32,216
Hi, daddy. Hi, Dorothy.
501
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,550
Hi.
502
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:36,568
Carol and I are going out
to rent the way we were.
503
00:21:37,056 --> 00:21:38,789
Barbara,
504
00:21:38,824 --> 00:21:42,526
I just want to tell you that
I think Jim made a big mistake.
505
00:21:42,561 --> 00:21:44,528
Thanks. That's nice of you.
506
00:21:44,563 --> 00:21:46,063
I know.
507
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:47,798
Come on, Barbara. I love this.
508
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,800
I can't wait to get my hands
on that movie.
509
00:21:49,835 --> 00:21:52,970
You're gonna be a mess
when this is over.
510
00:21:54,373 --> 00:21:56,373
Harry, I'm glad
that the kids' breaking up
511
00:21:56,409 --> 00:21:58,175
didn't destroy our friendship.
512
00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,710
Me too.
513
00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:01,645
You're a good friend, Harry.
514
00:22:01,681 --> 00:22:03,551
And so are you, dear.
515
00:22:04,071 --> 00:22:05,816
Well, friend, you want to watch
a little TV,
516
00:22:05,851 --> 00:22:06,851
have a little popcorn?
517
00:22:06,886 --> 00:22:09,319
Sorry, can't. Have a date.
518
00:22:09,355 --> 00:22:10,954
Date? What's a date?
519
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,490
Friends are more important
than lovers.
520
00:22:13,526 --> 00:22:16,560
Not getting any, huh, Harry?
521
00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:21,160
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