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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:00,350 --> 00:00:02,170 Previously on "eli stone"... 3 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:03,830 you know I'vbeen seeing things lately. 4 00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:04,830 Uh,when do you take it out? 5 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:07,740 Given the location of the aneurysm,surgery is a bad idea. 6 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:08,900 - who's that? - Beth keller-- 7 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,090 the beth that was your first at bat? 8 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:12,850 I feel awful. 9 00:00:12,850 --> 00:00:14,180 And you broke up with me. 10 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,060 You wanna grab a drink? 11 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:16,660 So stone's out and dowd's in. 12 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:17,910 - U're firing meme? - I can'T. 13 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:21,750 What I'm not obligatedo do is provide you with an office or an assistant. 14 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:25,830 It's been my aneurysm the whole damn time,and I'm gonna get thishing ouof my head! 15 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,110 That surgery could kill you! 16 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,720 I won't have anything left to live for anyway. 17 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,880 There's gotta be a less humiliating outfit-- 18 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,200 something that closes in the back,at ast. 19 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,580 I overheard one of the nurses saying she thought your butt was cute. 20 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,510 Come on. Don't be nervous. 21 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:45,540 All we're doing is talking about surgery ony brai what's therehere toto be nervous about? 22 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,720 - Blindness. - Coma. 23 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,390 Long-term memory loss. 24 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:50,750 Sure,I can remove it. 25 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,400 It's no biggie. 26 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,640 - You've found your man. - Really? 27 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:56,710 - That's fantastic. - Told you. 28 00:00:56,710 --> 00:01:01,250 Just out of cuosity,how attached are you to your ability to speak? 29 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:03,210 so I'd be a vegetable. 30 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,200 I wouldn't use the word "vegetable." 31 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,770 Well,I was combining blindness,paralysis and permanent brain damage into one easy-to-remember category. 32 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,950 didn't you mention some hospital in china? 33 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:12,850 Tin-tin puma? 34 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:13,880 Tiantan puhua. 35 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,240 And the news won't sound any better in mandarin. 36 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,600 Look,eli,are you sure this is something you really want? 37 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,850 If the something is ending up a drooling idiot,then no. 38 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:24,150 But if it means getting the brain defect removed from my head 39 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,390 that's making my life a living hell,then yes. 40 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,690 Well,the good news is you're already a drooling idiot, 41 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:31,200 so the only thing left to do is pick a surgeon for the other thing. 42 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:32,330 Out of those guys? 43 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:34,640 They didn't seem like they could remove a cap from a pen. 44 00:01:34,650 --> 00:01:36,960 They're the best neurosurgeons I could get you in with. 45 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,230 Well,now let's try the ones that you couldn't get me in with. 46 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:44,050 All right,there's one-- sanjay rajapaksa,but he doesn't take walk-ins. 47 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:46,520 He only handles cases originating from his own hospital. 48 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:49,450 Or he did,until you applied your copious powers of persuasion. 49 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:51,190 All right,all right,I'll make a call. 50 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:53,250 You're the best. Thank you. 51 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:57,210 Mm,n't thank me. I just don't want to spend the rest of my life wiping drool off your chin. 52 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:05,470 Beth? 53 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,460 Eli! 54 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,590 What are you doing at the hospital? 55 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:13,140 I,um... I'm sorry. 56 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:15,590 I just didn't expect to see you. 57 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,270 Ben. 58 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,440 I'm bringing ben to the doctor. 59 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,340 You know he's not with you,right? 60 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:24,230 yes,he'S... at the psychologist. 61 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:27,420 They work one-on-one for an hour,individual counseling. 62 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,770 So how are you? 63 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:30,390 I saw you on the news. 64 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:34,180 I was gonna call,but I figured,you know,you have enough on your plate. 65 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:35,430 Yeah,I've been better. 66 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,900 I,uh... I got demoted. 67 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:38,900 I lost my office. 68 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:43,130 I had a fight with my acupuncturist/spiritual guide. 69 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,680 I alienated the one person at work who mistakenly admired me 70 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,990 and made a serious ethical breach which helped get several hundred people kicked out of their homes... 71 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,820 and I-I broke up with taylor. 72 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:58,670 That'S... oh,eli. 73 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:03,070 If you ever need to talk,you still have my number,right? 74 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,920 Yeah. 75 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,550 - I might just give you a call. - okay. 76 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,990 Bye. 77 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,800 you'll never guess who I ran into. 78 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,840 Come on,patti,guess. 79 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,640 You're not patti. 80 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,430 No,um,I'm bradley kitsis. 81 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:30,750 I'm your temp. 82 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:31,420 Where's patti? 83 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,640 She's not here. 84 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,270 I noticed. 85 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,370 I can see,bradley,at least for now. 86 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:37,710 Oh,she left me this note to read to you. 87 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:40,430 - Uh,"eli,I'm taking a personal week..." - personal week? 88 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:43,270 "To look after my friends and relatives "in silver terrace who, 89 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:47,320 thanks to you,now have no homes." 90 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:50,480 "No homes" is in capital letters,which is why I... 91 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,570 thanks,brad. I got it. 92 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,650 Our billables are up by 10% this quarter-- 93 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:59,560 an increase almost entirely due to our success in the solinsky case. 94 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,410 I can't help but swell with fatherly pride. 95 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:05,800 I had a lot of help. 96 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,350 Perhaps you'd willing to apply your deft touch to judge doyle. 97 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,750 This being doyle "the il." 98 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:12,360 Good luck. 99 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:17,400 Judge doyle has just retained W.P.K.In connection with a personal medical crisis. 100 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,400 Is he finally getting the pole removed from his rectum? 101 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:21,890 I hear that can be a painful procedure. 102 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:25,160 Not nearly as painful as leukemia,mr. Dowd. 103 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,630 Judge doyle needs a bone marrow transplant to treat his cancer, 104 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:32,750 but his only donor match backed out of the donation agreement yesterday. 105 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,870 And now that we've established your sensitivity to the judge's plight, 106 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:38,250 you can assist taylor. 107 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:41,750 Sir,doyle the-- uh,judge doyle hates me. 108 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:45,690 I'm sure you're familiar withmy "I could care less" face. 109 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:48,080 Moving on to other outstanding business... 110 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:56,080 {a6}"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" 111 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,430 * I can't light * 112 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:56,630 * no more of your darkness * 113 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,270 * all my pictures * 114 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:07,910 * seem to fade to black and white * 115 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,960 * it's much too late * 116 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:19,330 * to save myself from falling * 117 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,590 * closed the door * 118 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:32,920 * and left me blinded by the light * 119 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:38,510 ladies and gentlemen-- mr. George michael! 120 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:40,710 Oh,no. It's not. 121 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,610 Oh,no,it's not what? 122 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:44,390 Are you eli stone? 123 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,180 I'm george michael. 124 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:52,640 would--would you mind not poking me,please? 125 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,070 Well,I'm sorry,it's just,you know,you're very solid for a vision. 126 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:57,680 And you're a very odd man. 127 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,780 Well,at least I'm not a hallucination. 128 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:01,430 Well,he can see me. 129 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,760 Adley,do you see me talking to anyone? 130 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,380 Real life? Actual person? 131 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:08,590 Of course I do,sir. That's bono. 132 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:10,230 Yeah,it happens all the time. 133 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:12,040 I had the glasses first,by the way. 134 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:17,150 Mind you,bono and I do have something in common in that we are both perfectly visible. 135 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:19,490 I'm sorry. I think I've been wasting your time,mr. Stone. 136 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:22,280 No,no,no. Please,please,please,uh,stay.I... 137 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:23,930 I'm sorry. I just don't-- 138 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:27,530 I don't typically get visits like this one. 139 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,540 what can I do for you,mr. Michael? 140 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,370 Call me george. 141 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,650 Um,well,I want you to take a case for me. 142 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:35,550 I found this in the "times." 143 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,760 It's about a young girl who was thrown out of her high school for playing one of my songs 144 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,670 at a school "abstinence" assembly. 145 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:43,280 Of course. This was all over the news. 146 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,660 What was the song again? 147 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,140 Uh,"I want your sex." 148 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,840 Sorry,you're not my type. It was a joke. 149 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:52,000 Anyway,uh,I want to hire you to help her get back in. 150 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,390 Now obviously I'll cover all the legal fees,mr. Stone. 151 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:57,000 Call me eli,and this is very generous of you. 152 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,650 Obviously,I wouldn't,uh... 153 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,570 I couldn't say no to you. So... 154 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,300 if you don't mind me asking... 155 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,550 Why me? 156 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,510 Why did you come to me? 157 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,450 Well,you might think I'm the odd one now. 158 00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:17,360 But the other night I had a dream,and,um,in the dream,I was completely lost, 159 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:23,530 uh,when someone told me I needed to find a lawyer named eli stone. 160 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,720 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 161 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:33,010 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- sync:������ 162 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:35,440 Eli Stone Season01 Episode09 163 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,660 Mr. Wethersby? 164 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,230 You were looking for me,sir? 165 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:46,380 That would be inconsistent with the termination of our relationship,now wouldn't it? 166 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,830 I ju heard that you wanted to see me,sir. 167 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,510 Maybe bradley meant mr. Posner. 168 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:50,830 No,he meant me. 169 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:54,760 I just didn't want you inferring that I actually craved this conversation. 170 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:59,280 Nevertheless,I understand that you've been retained by--who was it again? 171 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,660 George michael,the pop superstar? 172 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:03,950 Yes,sir,unless there's a problem with that. 173 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,010 There is,actually-- two problems,in fact. 174 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:07,540 For one thing,you're still on probation. 175 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:11,250 Secondly,section 6.3 paragraph "j" of the partnership agreement 176 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:14,310 obligates a partner to oversee any case 177 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,480 where the client has a high public profile. 178 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,450 Well,I guess it's good then that george isn't technically the client. 179 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:21,660 Her name is molly foster. 180 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:24,630 Shs 17 and much less famous,sir. 181 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,760 I don't have all day to waste on semantics. 182 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:29,180 If someone of mr. Michael's esteem is involved in this case, 183 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:33,430 then obviously the requirement to oversee applies. 184 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,230 Including appearing in court? 185 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:40,180 And managing client relations,yes. 186 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:42,580 Okay,then. Welcome to the case. 187 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:46,530 I'm sure mr. Michael will appreciate having a senior partner on his team. 188 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,740 - As will molly,sir. - Who? 189 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:51,540 Our client,molly foster. 190 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,830 Right. Right. 191 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:59,660 I didn't expect this from jordan wethersby. 192 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:02,140 I ask him to send me his best lawyers. 193 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,590 He sends me a girl. 194 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:07,560 Well,let me introduce you to mr. Wethersby's daughter,sir. 195 00:09:07,570 --> 00:09:11,200 I wasn't talking about her,dowd. 196 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,700 Good to see you,taylor. 197 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,360 So let's get to it. 198 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,220 So you're worried about the,uh,lack of legal precedent? 199 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,930 No,I'm worried about the lack of precedent in our favor. 200 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:23,770 Well,that's why I pay the 2 of you $550 an hour. 201 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:26,380 I know this is a long shot,but I have no choice. 202 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,040 I'm dying. 203 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:33,100 leukemia proessed to stageour. 204 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,730 Nowhere to go but down. 205 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:36,000 Did you tell the would-be donor? 206 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,200 No,mr. Dowd. 207 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:41,690 I wa him to think I need the painful extractions of his bone marrow for my personal collection. 208 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:45,250 Usually only family members are an exact match. 209 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:48,090 The would-be donor is a relative,isn't he? 210 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:48,780 My son. 211 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,870 And he knows you're dying,and he still won't help you? 212 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:52,420 We aren't exactly close. 213 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:58,020 He was 2 when himother and I divorced,and I haven't seen scott since then. 214 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:01,530 So the settlement conference we're scheduled to have in an hour 215 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:05,150 is the first time you're seeg your son in 19 years? 216 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:07,630 Okay! 217 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:11,170 I'll have all the sharp objects removed from the conference room. 218 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,290 this is a critical meeting,obviously. 219 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:16,640 It's important that you let me do the talking,get us off on the right foot with mary. 220 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,830 - Molly,sir. - Understandably,she'll be reluctant to dive... 221 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:20,660 - into the legal waters,but- - eli! 222 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:22,190 George,hello again. 223 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:24,820 I'm sorry. I'm not too late,am I?You're just off to see molly? 224 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,770 - Exactly.No,you're just in time. - Cool. 225 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:29,670 This is the firm's senior partner,jordan wethersby. 226 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,450 He's gonna be tting us off on the right foo 227 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:32,860 good to meet you,mr. Wethersby. 228 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,170 Yes,it's,um... 229 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,920 - an honor,mr. Michael. - Yeah.Call me george. 230 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,020 george. 231 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,510 It's good to see you again. 232 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:53,050 You make it sound like we just saw each other last week. 233 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:56,290 Why don't we all sit down? 234 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:01,890 have you had a chance to review our proposal? 235 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:04,350 Yes. 236 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,680 Scot 237 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,270 this isn'T... 238 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:09,580 I don't care about the money. 239 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:13,370 Well,unless I'm mistaken,judge doyle already prevailed upon your more noble instincts. 240 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,420 I took the test. 241 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,750 Doctors started to describe the procedure to me, 242 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:21,020 and I guess I had second thoughts,okay? 243 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:23,370 I'm sorry. 244 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,480 I mean,it's not like I even know you or anything. 245 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,060 I know. I know,and I'm sorry. 246 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,300 I truly aM. 247 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,950 But I'm asking for your help here. 248 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:34,180 And believe me when I tell ya,that's not something that comes easy for me. 249 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:38,640 I went through this phase where I'd send you things-- 250 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:42,440 letters,report cards. What did you ever do with those things anyway? 251 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,610 I thought... 252 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:49,920 I thought I shouldn't promise a relationship I couldn't deliver on. 253 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,340 Yeah. 254 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,930 Yeah,well,I guess I can't deliver now. 255 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,910 Sorry. 256 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,880 I don't think we'll be settling. 257 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,820 you are a dead ringer. 258 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,180 It's amazing. 259 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:15,100 Mom,you have to see this george michael impersonator chloe hired! 260 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,350 It's hilarious. 261 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,790 Hi,molly. It's great to meet you. 262 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,780 I've read about your expulsion from school, 263 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,690 and I've hired these attorneys to help you get back in. 264 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:24,500 Shut up. 265 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,540 no way. Please come in. 266 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,440 oh,can I get you gentlemen anything? Coffee? 267 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,190 Maybe something british-- some crumpets or a pint of bitters? 268 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:33,480 no,thank you. That's fine. 269 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,120 sir,you're unusually quiet. Are you feeling okay? 270 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,080 I feel fine. Don't ever touch me again. 271 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:43,440 - so you totally read about me? - Yep. 272 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,660 That is so cooL. 273 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:48,220 Why don't you tell us exactly what happened at school? 274 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,990 There was this,um,lame-ass assembly-- 275 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:51,780 the "abstinence only" assembly? 276 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:56,830 Twice a semester,some expert in never,ever having sex tells us all about it. 277 00:12:56,830 --> 00:13:01,570 After two years of this,um,bull,I decided to take a stand. 278 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:06,270 I snuck into the principal's office d played "I want your sex" er the P.A. 279 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:10,670 The challenge here will be circumventing the supreme court's decision in morse vs.Frederick, 280 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:13,030 which limits the right to free speech on school grounds. 281 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,550 So you're saying I could lose? 282 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:19,050 Always a possibility in litigation,ms. Foster,but... 283 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,800 you gotta have "faith." 284 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,210 Another one of your songs,I think. 285 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,380 Oh,that's right,yeah. 286 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,180 excuse me. 287 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,260 Hey,it's me. 288 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,390 I just got off the phone with rajapaksa. 289 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,600 You remember? Super neurosurgeon? 290 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:40,430 Well,uh,it took a lot of begging and a new set of golf clubs,but... 291 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:43,310 he's agreed to see you. 292 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,080 Obviously,it's a risk either way you slice it. 293 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,380 Actually,there won't be any slicing involved. 294 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,250 We burn it out of you. 295 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,480 That's just what I always wanted. 296 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,640 So you guys will talk and let me know? 297 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,380 Yeah,we'll call you later. 298 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,310 Thank you so much,dr. Rajapaksa. 299 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,980 Anytime. 300 00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:10,380 awesome. 301 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,490 okay,there is an O.R. Free week after next with your name on it. 302 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,850 You sure that's the guy? 303 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:19,010 Well,he's competent,confident,expert in the latest techniques. 304 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,960 Eli,if he were any more qualified,he'd be a fictionatv character. 305 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,390 I'm not asking for a description of him. 306 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:26,170 I'm asking if you think that's the guy. 307 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:30,550 I can't make that choice for you,eli. I... 308 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:32,850 it's too big. I... 309 00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:35,560 you're the only one who can do that. 310 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,310 You want this thing out or not 311 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:41,400 I want it out. I just--I'm not sure that this is the right time. 312 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,640 I'm having a strange week. 313 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,270 Well,coming from you,that's saying something. 314 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:48,890 George michael showed up at my office-- for real this time-- 315 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:51,980 don't joke--the same day I happened to bump into beth, 316 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,680 and she has kind of a connection with him. 317 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,670 Beth? Beth...keller? 318 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:58,490 Yeah. Her son sees a doctor at this hospital. 319 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,290 I was thinking of giving her a call. 320 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,490 A-a call like-- 321 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,630 - like a date,yes. - Yeah. 322 00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:06,320 why not? 323 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,620 I'm newly single,about to be aneurysm-free. 324 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,530 Well,yeah,but... 325 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,860 but what? 326 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,690 Nothing. 327 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,640 I just,you know,be careful,all right? 328 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:20,990 I know I'm not the reason my parents split up and my father left, 329 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:25,080 but when you're a kid,that's howt feels,you know,like it's your fault. 330 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,020 But now you have a chance at-- at reconciling with your father. 331 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,920 If I give him my bone marrow. 332 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:36,370 What kind of relationship do we stand to have with those kinds of strings attached? 333 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,550 I'm curious. 334 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:41,820 How do you even know whether you're a compatible donor? 335 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:42,870 I got tested. 336 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,130 Three months ago,he called me up. 337 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,420 No "how are you?" 338 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,690 No "sorry I wrote you off." 339 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,630 Just,"I've got canc. Would you get your blood tested?" 340 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:54,790 I take it the test determined that you are indeed a compatible donor? 341 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,200 Yes,I'm a match. 342 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,320 Hoping the family similarities end there. 343 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,270 Why go through the steps of having yourself tested 344 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,700 if you're not prepared to go through with the donation? 345 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,750 Is it because maybe you have an obligation to your father, 346 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,790 however estranged he may be? 347 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,970 I got tested because... 348 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:18,260 I wanted to see if I was a match. 349 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:22,800 I wanted to see if I could save your life... 350 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,800 so I could tell you to go choke on it. 351 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:30,970 my reasons were just. 352 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,340 I knew I'd get in trouble. 353 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,230 I just didn't think I'd be expelled. 354 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:37,830 Did you not know that school policy gives the principal discretion to expel anyone 355 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:42,380 whose--whose behavior "materially interferes with the learning of other students 356 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,970 or disrupts the overall education process"? 357 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:49,630 Yes,but that assumes what was happening at the assembly was learning. 358 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:53,100 The abstinence-only lady tells us condoms don't work, 359 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,400 that girls who have abortions are more prone to suicide. 360 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,140 And because of all of those misconceptions, 361 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:02,840 students in abstinence-only programs are less likely to use contraception. 362 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,660 Objection. Are we to accept miss foster as an expert witness? 363 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,720 The plaintiff's knowledge-- or,I submit,lack thereof-- goes to the merits-- 364 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:14,470 or lack thereof-- of the very pedagogy miss foster's protest was taking issue with. 365 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:19,120 Miss foster,please limit your answers to your direct experiences. 366 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:22,340 Molly,how has the school's policy affected you? 367 00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:25,590 First,my lab partner got pregnant. 368 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,470 Then,um,a friend--I don't want to tell her name, 369 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,760 'cause her mom would totally kill her-- 370 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,110 she got gonorrhea... in her throat. 371 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:36,330 I decided I had to do something. 372 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,040 Thank you,molly. 373 00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,150 Very descriptive. 374 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:49,190 And the "something" you cided to do was to play the song "I want your sex" at a school assembly? 375 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,550 That's a very mature form of political protest. 376 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:56,110 The execution of ms. Foster's protest isn't at issue here, 377 00:17:56,110 --> 00:18:00,540 only whether it's protected under our country's most cherished constitutional principles. 378 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:01,560 Is that an objection? 379 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,730 A strenuous one,your honor. 380 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,480 Sustained. 381 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,300 There was no other course of action? 382 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:11,650 You couldn't have organized a petition? 383 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:15,330 I wanted to expose the hypocrisy. 384 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:18,940 And when you did,do you think you were being disruptive? 385 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,440 I hope so. 386 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,020 Thk you. 387 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,510 No further questions. 388 00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:25,210 That was invigorating. 389 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:26,850 it reminded me of my salad days-- 390 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,310 standing up,p,making a compelling objection... 391 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,980 right in the middle of my direct examination. 392 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,680 On an issue of real significance-- not just freedom of speech, 393 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,280 but the application of that right to our nation's youngest, 394 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,000 ones who are truly disenfranchised-- not having the right to vote or... 395 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,610 something on your mind,mr. Stone? 396 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,330 I was just wondering if it was possible that you were A... 397 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:50,980 fanboy of a certain celebrity client. 398 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,970 Mr. Stone,did you just characterize me,jordan wethersby ii, 399 00:18:54,970 --> 00:19:00,550 senior partner of one of this country's most prestigious firms,a "fanboy"? 400 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,520 Of course not,sir,but-- 401 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,870 I didn't think so. 402 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:08,870 And for the record,my musical tastes are none of your concern. 403 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,640 In the name of all that's good and holy,what now? 404 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:30,700 {a6}"I Got You Babe" 405 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,160 * they say we're young * 406 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:32,400 * and we don't know we won't find out until we grow * 407 00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:38,490 * well,I don't know if all that's true 'cause you got me * 408 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:41,410 * and,baby,I got you * 409 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,150 * babe * 410 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,240 * I got you,babe * 411 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:52,190 * I got you,babe * 412 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:56,550 * I got...you,babe * 413 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,110 "I got you,babe"? 414 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:00,870 I hate that song. 415 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:04,220 I would never sing it under any circumstances,even hallucinatory ones. 416 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,560 Just like you would never go out with one of our co-workers. 417 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:10,120 Eli,is there something you want to ask me? 418 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,660 No,'cause I don't listen to my visions anymore,so... 419 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:17,250 well,considering last week,A.K.A.Bribing a judge, 420 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:18,720 it's probably for the best. 421 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,850 Well,without admitting or denying anything, 422 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:22,420 there won't be any more of that stuff, 423 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:25,060 ause I'm-- I'm having it taken out... 424 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,000 the aneurysm. 425 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,980 - I thought it was too dangerous. - Nah. 426 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,620 The ability to swallow's overrated. 427 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,060 Just tell me. Is there something going on with you and matt? 428 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,010 No. 429 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:36,650 You know,if you hadn't dumped me-- repeatedly,I might add-- 430 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,910 I would say you were jealous. 431 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:39,350 I'm not jealous. I'm not. 432 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:41,610 It's just been a rough week,okay? 433 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,020 You wouldn't happen to have any time later,would you? 434 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,450 I'll tell you all about it. 435 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:51,070 Look,I get the feeling you're alone right now. 436 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,810 So am I. 437 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:54,920 But I'm trying to move on. 438 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,940 So I can't be that shoulder for you to cry on. 439 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,430 I'm sorry. I just--I can'T. 440 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,090 That's okay. 441 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:13,190 Hey,beth? It's eli. 442 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:20,390 yeah,well,I was thinking about what you said the other day about,uh, 443 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:25,700 needing to talk to someone,and,uh,I kinda do. 444 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,750 Principal ackerman,you said that molly was expelled 445 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:33,720 because her actions were a violation of school policy,correct? 446 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,310 students have to learn about consequences. 447 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:40,540 That's why the school has a strict zero tolerance policy in those circumstances. 448 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,610 Zero tolerance? 449 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:43,780 So you expel every kid who pulls a prank? 450 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,600 Wh those pranks are disruptive. 451 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:50,240 So last fall,when the football team kidnapped the mascot from a rival high school, 452 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,210 did you expel the whole team? 453 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,140 I didn't deem that prank disruptive to the other students' educations. 454 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:58,230 What about when members of the senior class superglued the teacher's lounge door shut? 455 00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,830 Those students were suspended. 456 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:00,750 But not expelled? 457 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,990 It sounds like your zero tolerance policy is more like A... 458 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,230 six tolerance policy. 459 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:07,350 - Objection. - Pass the witness. 460 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:15,900 Principal ackerman,why does your school have an abstinence-only program? 461 00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:19,750 Because it's the only sex education that the federal government will give us money for. 462 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:24,700 And if word got out that a student played a sexually explicit song during one of your assemblies-- 463 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:28,200 I'd lose the funding,and the school would have no sex ed program. 464 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,050 Is that right? 465 00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:29,780 I don't know. 466 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,680 What I do know is that a girl playing a song that 467 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:37,140 promotes promiscuous sex during a lecture on abstinence risks the program for everyone. 468 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,240 Your honor,the plaintiff would like to call a rebuttal witness-- 469 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,000 georgios kyriacos panayiotou. 470 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,320 It's the legal name of the artist who wrote the offending song,your honor. 471 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,270 - Mr. George michael. - fine. 472 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,320 Court will recess until tomorrow. 473 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,330 You're a judge. 474 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,050 The case comes before you. 475 00:22:56,050 --> 00:23:00,660 Do you order one human being to undergo a painful medical procedure to benefit another? 476 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,770 Bottom line-- 477 00:23:02,770 --> 00:23:06,520 if I were a jurist on this,I could find precedent to support saving my life. 478 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,540 My son can be as angry as he wants at me, 479 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:13,270 but the last time I checked,being a lousy dad didn't carry the death penalty. 480 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,240 You know,I had a dad. 481 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,650 He left my mother when I was... 6... 482 00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:28,510 for her best friend. 483 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:32,220 I saw him summers and every other christmas. 484 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,140 I'm sorry. 485 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,630 At what point did mr. Dowd become a witness? 486 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:38,260 At the point when you let me finish. 487 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:42,280 My dad died three years ago. 488 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,450 And if I had a chance to save his life, 489 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:48,160 I think the first thing I'd want to know is why I should. 490 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,980 Because regret's a lousy thing to live with. 491 00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:52,150 Well,that's sweet. 492 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:54,230 They should put that in a poem or something. 493 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:59,330 We're all here wonderi why scott should feel any regret at all. 494 00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:02,300 You are as much a stranger to him as my father was to me. 495 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,620 More so. 496 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,610 We're family,however estranged we may be. 497 00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:07,980 Nothing changes that. 498 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,880 No,you changed it. 499 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,310 You walked out that door two decades ago,and you never look back. 500 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,010 And so I should die for that? 501 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:18,320 Scott di give you cancer,judge. 502 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,940 - You want him to save you? - Yes. 503 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:23,900 Tell us. Tell us why he should. 504 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,590 Because he's my son. 505 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,880 - He has an obligation- - no,he doesn'T. 506 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,710 You pissed away any obligation he had to you. 507 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:34,440 Now tell us why he should help you now. 508 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,810 Because I want to live! 509 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:42,840 I want to live. 510 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,670 The only chance I have of that is him. 511 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,420 Beth? 512 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,330 Taylor. We met at-- 513 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,090 oh,your engagement party,of course. 514 00:24:58,090 --> 00:24:59,860 It's so nice to see you. 515 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:00,980 What are you doing here? 516 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,520 Is-- is everything okay?Your son? 517 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,950 Oh,he's great,thanks. 518 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:08,160 No,I'm,um,I'm not here on business. I'm having dinner. 519 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:10,320 - With eli? - Yeah. 520 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,950 That's great. 521 00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,300 Old friends catching up. 522 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,360 - Have fun. - Thanks. 523 00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:22,730 What are you doi? 524 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:26,460 'Cause I desperately,desperately need a margarita. 525 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,690 And you want me to come with you? 526 00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:32,340 Right! Great.Well,let me just... 527 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,150 or not. 528 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:38,040 - no,she didn'T. - yes.Yes,she did. 529 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,400 Melanie bose totally had the hots for you. 530 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,280 So that's why you were talking to me at that party? 531 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,030 You were playing wingwoman for the girl with the headgear? 532 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:52,230 when she found out that we slept togeer,she never talked to me again. 533 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:55,460 - that's because you were a college whore. - I kW. 534 00:25:58,830 --> 00:25:59,420 What? 535 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,010 I just think--and this is a good week,you know? 536 00:26:01,010 --> 00:26:04,940 George michael's here,my case is interesting,and... 537 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:08,220 and I haven't laughed like this in a long time. 538 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,610 Thanks for going out with me tonight. 539 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,760 It's my pleasure. 540 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,180 You know,all that's going on with you,I'm really glad that I can be here. 541 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:17,080 You don't know how nice it is to hear that. 542 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,170 Lately I've been less popular than... 543 00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:20,220 melanie bose. 544 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,550 Well,you're just going through a rough time. 545 00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:26,790 But think of all the people that you've helped-- okay,me and ben for two. 546 00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:29,090 Winning that beutel trial totally changed our lives. 547 00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:30,450 I mean,you have to know that. 548 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:31,940 I do know that. 549 00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:35,060 I just--it just doesn't change the fact that... 550 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,840 that I'm alone. 551 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,340 I'm so sorry,eli. 552 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:40,780 God. 553 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,230 I just broke the rule number one,you know? 554 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:46,990 You don't tell a girl you're on a date with that you're lonely. 555 00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:49,040 - Oh,god - what? 556 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,570 - Are you okay? - Uh,yeah. 557 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,000 No. 558 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,780 Nate told me,um,he said that he was gonna tell you today. 559 00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:59,690 Tell me what? 560 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,630 - About you guys dating? - Yeah. 561 00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:05,890 Oh,no. Of course he told me that. 562 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:07,570 Thank god! oh,my god. 563 00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:09,280 For a second there I thought maybe you didn't know. 564 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,900 Oh,no. Well,that would be awkward. 565 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,520 to losers. 566 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:18,110 National order of total losers,san francisco chapter,in session. 567 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,910 what--don't look at me like that. 568 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:23,090 You didn't have any plans tonight either,loser. 569 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:27,020 Believe me,I could have had plans-- plenty of plans with plenty of ladies. 570 00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:29,810 All right,fine. I'm the only loser,then.To me. 571 00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:31,320 No,you're not a loser,taylor. 572 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,240 You're smart. You're hot. 573 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,520 You're funny... you're hot... 574 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,730 and an excellent drinker. 575 00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:41,730 He's getting it out. 576 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:43,800 who's getting what out? 577 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,240 Eli. Aneurysm. 578 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,930 Out. Bye-bye,aneurysm. 579 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,750 Turns out that's not why he dumped me anyway. 580 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,660 What are you talkin' about? 581 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:58,940 I thought he wanted to protect me. 582 00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:02,240 I thought he didn't want me to see him suffer. 583 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:05,020 Turns out the aneurysm was just an excuse. 584 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:08,720 Eli dumped me because he just didn't love me enough. 585 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,460 Well,I don't know much about aneurysms, 586 00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:15,640 but something's gotta be wrong if he dumped you. 587 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,600 That's sweet. 588 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,760 What you said in court today about ur dad-- 589 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:24,420 now I know why you have to be so damn cocky all the time, 590 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:27,890 why you only date these vapid bimbos. 591 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:34,130 You're scared that you're gonna be abandoned by someone you actually care about. 592 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,920 Sometimes it's just so hard... 593 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,180 to be the real me. 594 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,430 she told you. 595 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,360 Have you any idea how humiliating that was for me? 596 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,770 - This isn't how I wanted you find out. - That finally after months of-- 597 00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:05,350 of misery and loneliness and--and visions, 598 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:08,680 I finally ask someone out,and I think we're making a connection, 599 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,810 only to find out she's already dating my brother. 600 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:12,370 I-I was gonna tell you yesterday. 601 00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:13,800 Yeah,I could tell from the way you didn'T. 602 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,300 We had just come from the doctor. 603 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:18,130 You have all of these huge,life-altering decisions on your plate. 604 00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:19,200 I didn't want to make things worse. 605 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,400 By telling me you were happy? 606 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,860 I was trying to protect you. 607 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:24,480 Well,I'm a big boy,nate. 608 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,740 You datingeth wouldn't have even registered 609 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:28,970 if you'd have told me before I'd made an ass out of myself! 610 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:29,660 Okay. All right. 611 00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:32,170 So you would have said,"hey,th's great. 612 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:35,010 You know,my life is tanking "worse than the latest ben stiller movie, 613 00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:36,310 but I'm so glad you're happy." 614 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,950 Maybe I would have,yeah. Who knows? 615 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:43,040 I've been an--an idiot lately. I pushed taylor away. 616 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,640 I pushed maggie away,tti,chen. 617 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,930 I just--I just thought that no matter how much of an idiot I was, 618 00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:50,180 I wouldn't push my own brother away. 619 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,350 You haven't pushed me away. 620 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:55,360 You've been dating the girl I lost my virginity to for two months, 621 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,400 and you haven't mentioned it. 622 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,230 I said I was sorry. 623 00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:00,760 You call the doctors. 624 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,150 You make all the appointments. 625 00:30:02,150 --> 00:30:04,980 But you don't want to go anywhere near this decision, 626 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:08,510 'cause you're afraid of how you're gonna feel if it doesn't work-- 627 00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:12,290 if I end up paralyzed or worse. 628 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,750 You're a doctor,but you're my big brother,man. 629 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,610 And I need you now more than ever. 630 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:26,100 But if this is your idea of helping me,thanks but no,thanks. 631 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,350 Eli,wait. 632 00:30:29,350 --> 00:30:31,470 - Just wait! - god! 633 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,900 come on,kitty,move. You're on my jacket! 634 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,310 give him a pet. 635 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:45,590 Sonny bono loves to be touched. 636 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:48,440 Your cat's name is sonny bono? 637 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,040 That's so weird. 638 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,000 It was between that and "jason bourne." 639 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,430 You're trying to sneak out of here,aren't you? 640 00:30:56,890 --> 00:31:00,060 I'm not sure I've ever been snuck out on before. 641 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,050 No,wait,I have. 642 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:02,320 I'm not sneaking out. 643 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,850 I'm just leaving quietly. 644 00:31:05,850 --> 00:31:06,640 I've got court. 645 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,640 I know... with me. 646 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,380 please be seated. 647 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:21,090 It is profoundly disturbing to me 648 00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:26,290 that one human being could willfully deny another their last hope for life. 649 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:28,930 But that doesn't change the very real fact that 650 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:32,950 there is no legal precedent to support judge doyle's claim. 651 00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:34,780 The plaintiff's suit for breach of contract 652 00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:38,110 and specific remedy of performance is hereby denied 653 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,920 and judgment granted to the defendant. 654 00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:50,760 Scott? 655 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,680 Scott,I know I don't deserve what I'm asking for. 656 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,390 But please don't do anything that you... 657 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:05,550 mr. Michael,tell me,what inspired your song,"I want your sex"? 658 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:08,500 A song,by the way,which rose to number one on the world charts-- 659 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:12,060 a song that helped you win a grammy for best album of the year. 660 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,410 Well,it was inspired by a relationship. 661 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:17,240 Like most of my work,it was autobiographical. 662 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,970 You heard principal ackerman describe the song as encouraging promiscuity. 663 00:32:21,970 --> 00:32:23,580 But it's just the opposite. 664 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:26,600 Ironically enough,I wrote the song about abstinence, 665 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,860 and I was very much in love with someone at the time. 666 00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:34,630 So how do you feel about your song being used to protest an abstinence-only sex education program? 667 00:32:34,630 --> 00:32:36,850 Well,I applaud it,obviously. 668 00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:41,050 When I wrote it,we were in year six of the A.I.D.S.Crisis, 669 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:44,360 a crisis that ronald reagan did not even address publicly 670 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,050 until there were over 21,000 people dead. 671 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,490 And what the government is doing right now-- 672 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:56,170 funding federal programs that tell children that condoms don't work-- 673 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:59,120 is killing people all over again. 674 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,050 Thank you,mr. Michael. 675 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,080 These are the lyrics to "I want your sex." 676 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,880 Would you please read the highlighted portion? 677 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:14,670 "Sex is natural. Sex is good. 678 00:33:14,670 --> 00:33:18,880 Not everybody does it,but everybody should." 679 00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:21,490 Do you not think? 680 00:33:22,090 --> 00:33:27,000 Do you deny that these lyrics could be understood to promote sexual activity? 681 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,800 No,to deny that would be ridiculous. 682 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,660 Nothing further,your honor. 683 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:34,870 But would ms. Abrams' interpretation of the lyrics be appropriate 684 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,240 in the context of an abstinence-only sex education program? 685 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,730 Well,I don't think I can answer that, 686 00:33:40,730 --> 00:33:46,550 because an abstinence-only "sex education program" is an oxymoron. 687 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,230 Abstinence can only be a choice if you have all the facts. 688 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,470 I love this country. 689 00:33:51,470 --> 00:33:54,260 I love the fact that you guys have a constitution, 690 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,610 that you practice separation of church and state. 691 00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:01,190 But I don't think I'm alone in wondering what's going on with all that right now, 692 00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:05,210 and,um,in my opinion,right now 693 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,180 america could use a lot more people like molly. 694 00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:10,410 The whole world could. 695 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,260 ******** 696 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:18,140 Judge tate's decision is imminent. 697 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:21,000 My recommendation would be to settle this now. 698 00:34:21,010 --> 00:34:22,250 Get out while you can. 699 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,460 We don't want out. 700 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:26,790 Judge tate is not going to insert herself into what is clearly a school matter. 701 00:34:26,790 --> 00:34:28,600 Consider mr. Michael's testimony. 702 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,180 Judge tate certainly will. 703 00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:33,400 Not to mention,all the negative media attention has to be getting to you. 704 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,920 Just wait until george does his press conference. 705 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,830 That's a good point,sir. 706 00:34:36,830 --> 00:34:38,730 You know what? This isn't worth it. 707 00:34:38,730 --> 00:34:40,550 Enough is enough. 708 00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:42,410 We'll reinstate molly,all right? 709 00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:43,750 No! 710 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,260 I did this to make a point. 711 00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:49,120 I want the school to have a real sex education program. 712 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,170 We've been through this. There's no way. 713 00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:53,890 I'm sorry,molly,but the school can't have a sex ed program 714 00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:56,180 that doesn't receive federal funding. 715 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:59,970 Well,actually,I think I know how we can raise that kind of money in one night. 716 00:34:59,970 --> 00:35:01,260 A hero arises. 717 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:03,260 Lly,how fast can you get a message out? 718 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,410 Six seconds. 719 00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:11,780 There are other avenues we can pursue-- 720 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,880 other angles,more money. 721 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,930 Everyone has a price. 722 00:35:14,930 --> 00:35:16,440 We could appeal to his mother. 723 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,310 She may see things our way. 724 00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:21,370 No,I... 725 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:26,530 I think we all know I'm getting exactly what I deserve. 726 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:28,820 Judge... 727 00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:30,890 use what time you have left. 728 00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:33,190 Reach out. Make contact with your son. 729 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:34,450 No,I'M... 730 00:35:34,450 --> 00:35:36,750 I'm done using other people for my benefit. 731 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,070 Then do it for his. 732 00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:39,240 His testimony was proof. 733 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:40,980 He needs to let go of some of that anger. 734 00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:43,060 Otherwise,he'll end up... 735 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,710 just like "the boil"? 736 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:49,580 You make a persuasive argument,taylor. 737 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,770 And thank you both for everything. 738 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:03,970 nice picture,mr. Dowd. 739 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:13,490 when was this picture taken? 740 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,810 Uh,this summer. 741 00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:21,930 And this man with the familial resemblance would be your... uncle? 742 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,170 Your much older brother? 743 00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:28,380 because I know there's no way it's your deceased father. 744 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:30,460 Taylor... 745 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,290 I nted to think that you were actually a human being,but you are a pig. 746 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:36,080 Okay,I lied. 747 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,130 In court! 748 00:36:37,130 --> 00:36:39,420 Oh,come on. I wasn't under oath. 749 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,660 I was trying to win a case. 750 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:43,430 Anyway,how relevant is it whether or not my father's alive? 751 00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:46,510 It's extremely relevant,because that is why I slept with you! 752 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:48,190 Oh,come on. 753 00:36:48,190 --> 00:36:50,170 You didn't have such a bad time last night. 754 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:51,940 The quality of the time is irrelevant, 755 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:56,150 because last night was a drunken,stupid mistake. 756 00:36:56,810 --> 00:36:59,090 Any chance we can make the same drunken mistake again tonight? 757 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,670 - Not even the slightest. - Okay. 758 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,870 - If you change your mind-- - I won'T. 759 00:37:13,790 --> 00:37:15,890 Interesting. 760 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:18,320 Your new "office." 761 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,260 Well,square footage-wise,it's an improvement. 762 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:24,140 Erything ready for tonight-- insurance,security,lighting rentals? 763 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:28,240 Yeah,one of the perks of having a client roster as big as the phone book. 764 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,780 can I help you with something,sir? 765 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:35,730 I came by to... 766 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:42,130 apologies are difficult for a man like me. 767 00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:45,320 - But gratitude- - you helped me,sir. 768 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,890 What I mean is... 769 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:54,100 it's been some time since a case has made me, 770 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:56,540 well,feel something. 771 00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:01,840 I can see why you've been finding your new calling so fulfling. 772 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,700 Plus you got to meet george michael. 773 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,920 You don't think he noticed,do you? 774 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,460 It was barely obvious,sir. 775 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:12,080 I discovered his music back in the early years of this firm. 776 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,240 I was stuck on this hellacious document production-- 777 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:20,370 just me and a roomful of files working past midnight for three weeks. 778 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:24,440 I'd stay so late,it was just me and the cleaning crew. 779 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,780 And... one of them had a boom box,and all he played was... 780 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,480 - george michael. - George michael. 781 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,570 Most nights,that was music was the only thing that kept me going. 782 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:41,360 I still associate it with my better days. 783 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,990 I doubt those days really were better. 784 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,790 They were. 785 00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:53,360 And now as I enter the waning side of my life... 786 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,930 losing everything... 787 00:38:55,930 --> 00:39:00,170 "is like the sun going down on me." sorry. 788 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,680 Thank you,eli. 789 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:14,300 This has been the best week I've had in a lo time. 790 00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:25,910 You l right? 791 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:28,360 I may be getting there. 792 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,670 Look,I should havetold you about beth. 793 00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:34,610 - And,um,I should've- - nate,shut up. 794 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:37,040 You didn't do anything... 795 00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:40,550 except the girl I lost my virginity to. 796 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,860 yeah. 797 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,740 - is it gonna be weird between us? - No. 798 00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:49,600 I'm used to weird by now. 799 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,280 And you're my brother,and even when I want to poke out your eyeballs... 800 00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:57,910 I still love you. 801 00:39:57,910 --> 00:39:59,620 So... 802 00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:01,710 I've been thinkin'... 803 00:40:01,710 --> 00:40:05,100 japaksa. He's our guy. 804 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,410 Sure about that? 805 00:40:07,410 --> 00:40:09,360 If you are. 806 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,400 You're the doctor,and I trust you. 807 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,180 Then he's the one we're picking. 808 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:19,080 And I'm sticking around to make sure he's the right choice. 809 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,900 are you,uh,sure you want to do this? 810 00:40:21,910 --> 00:40:25,470 I have never been more sure of anything in my life. 811 00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:26,270 Is he gonna be okay? 812 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:28,260 Jordan? He's gonna be st fine. 813 00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:30,780 Well,you did a good thing this week,eli. 814 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:33,070 You're the one dng the good thing,george. 815 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:36,500 A high school football stadium's kind of a step down from the staples center, 816 00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:38,190 but it means the world to these kids. 817 00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:39,970 Well,you know,these days you just have to do 818 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:42,670 - what you can to try and make a difference,don't you? - Yeah. 819 00:40:42,670 --> 00:40:44,550 Can I give you a bit of advice? 820 00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:45,700 If anyone could. 821 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:49,130 I know I've had my share of hits,but I've taken a few hits,too. 822 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:52,640 And,uh,if there's anything I've learned,it's that no matter what, 823 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,340 you just have to keep going. 824 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,500 Do you know what I mean? 825 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,770 - I think I do. - Good. 826 00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:02,940 Well,that's settled,then. 827 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,390 Ladies and gentlemen-- 828 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:07,700 mr. George michael! 829 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:28,770 {a6}"Amazing" 830 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:27,960 * I was mixed up when you came to me to broke to fix said * 831 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:32,110 * "daddy get you gone I'm missing my baby"* 832 00:41:32,970 --> 00:41:36,300 * still missing my baby * 833 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:41,680 * I was stitched up by the hands of fate said * 834 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,050 * "how you gonna make it on your own if luck is a lady?" * 835 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:58,050 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 836 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:02,650 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 66081

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