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- ? A princess bravely rules the land ? - ? Elena ?

- ? With her family by her side ? - ? Elena ?

? It's a wild and daring ride ?

? Elena ?

? Elena of Avalor ?

- ? Myth and mystery everywhere ? - ? Myth and mystery everywhere ?

- ? Loyal friends are always there ? - ? Loyal friends always there ?

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? Elena, Elena ?

? Elena of Avalor ?

? Elena of Avalor ?

*ELENA OF AVALOR* Season 02 Episode 13

Episode Title: [Armando] "All Kingdoms Fair."

[panting] Look out! Coming through!

- [sheep baas] - [grunts]

Whoo!

Princess Elena!

You forgot your welcome speech.

You said you wanted to practice.

Oh, and I need your signature

on this order for more flowers.

And I brought a little snack

to get you through the afternoon.

Wow. Thanks, Armando.

What would we do without you?

Oh, I'd be speechless.

And I'd be snackless.

Mm!

Looks good.

How's everything else coming along?

Well, everyone's excited you're bringing back the All Kingdoms Fair.

Merchants, artists, and musicians

are coming from all over the EverRealm.

Oh, that reminds me. We need confetti for the opening ceremony.

[laughs] Don't you ever take a break?

I don't rest until you do, Princess.

Aww. Well, I'm very proud of you, Armando.

You've really become an excellent Chief of the Castle.

And it only took you two years.

Hmm.

Well, it was worth the wait.

Now let's go see about that confetti.

You're already planning your victory party, Do�a Paloma?

Yeah, the Magister of Trade election is, like, a week away.

[laughs] That's just a formality, really.

Nobody ever runs against me.

And do you know why?

They're scared of her.

They love me.

And who can blame them?

I'm doing a fabulous job.

You don't mess with success.

12 years, I have been Magister of Trade.

12 years, making alliances and representing Avalor's merchants.

And the kingdom has gotten wealthier every year.

Almost as wealthy as Do�a.

Here, Mart�n.

Make yourself useful and load the confetti cannons.

Oh, perfect! That's actually why we're here.

We need a dozen baskets.

Oh, I'm afraid this confetti is already spoken for.

By me. For my victory party.

Which you all are cordially invited to.

Any chance you can spare a little for the fair?

Sorry, but no.

- [horses neigh] - [Naomi] Bummer.

It's not much of a parade without confetti.

Don't worry, it's just a little glitch.

Hmm. Oh, I know a guy at the paper mill.

He'll give us all the confetti we need.

I knew you'd come through.

You're like our royal Glitch Fixer!

Wow. Look at all the RSVPs for the All Kingdoms Fair!

I'll start adding them to the list.

What would we do without you?

[gasp]

I'm afraid you're gonna have to do the Fair without me.

Armando? What are you talking about?

Santos Gutierrez is coming to the All Kingdoms Fair

to sell cheese from his dairy farm?

Who's Santos Gutierrez?

[sigh] My brother.

Your brother's coming?! Ah, I can't wait to meet him!

Is he just like you?

He's nothing like me.

He's smarter, better looking.

He's better than me at everything.

This would not be too difficult.

Esteban, please.

Santos says I destroy everything I get my hands on.

He calls it the Armando Touch.

But you run the palace so well.

I didn't do things so well when I was growing up.

I did everything wrong.

- What? I don't believe it. - It's true.

It all began my first day helping on the family farm.

My mam� told me to milk the cow and water the crops.

But I ended up watering the cow and milking the, uh...

Well, you know.

- Ooh. - Beginner's mistake?

Oh, Santos never let me forget about it.

Every time I did something, he'd say,

"Watch out for the Armando Touch."

And sure enough, I'd mess it up.

Well, that does not sound like the Armando we know.

And I know exactly how to show Santos just how far you've come.

How?

By putting you in charge of the Fair!

Me?!

Armando Gutierrez, I hereby proclaim you

Master of Ceremonies of the All Kingdoms Fair!

And I command you to bring the real Armando Touch to all the festivities!

? When Armando helped drive out Shuriki ?

? He showed he was more than a friend ?

? I knew that he must be someone I could trust ?

? To stand by my side to the end ?

? So she made him the Chief of the Castle ?

? The appointment was not just a whim ?

? And now we rely on this wonderful guy ?

? We know we can all count on him ?

? You saw us through all of our ups and our downs ?

? Though our future was frequently iffy ?

? So now you deserve to sit back and be served ?

? And let both of us make you all spiffy ?

? Ar-maaan-do! ?

? Ar-maaan-do! ?

? He always knows when and where we must go ?

? When something's wrong, he comes through in the clutch ?

? And fixes the glitch with the Armando Touch ?

? Who do you call when you're needing some clout? ?

? Who's always there when your luck has run out? ?

? Who keeps his cool ?

? When you just want to shout? ?

? You know the hero we're talking about ? ? - Ohh! ?

[workers] ? You know the one guy we can't do without ?

? Ar-maaan-do! ?

? Ar-maaan-do! ?

? He always knows when and where we must go ?

? When something's wrong, he comes through in the clutch ?

? And fixes the glitch with the Armando Touch! ?

? He's the guy we can't switch ?

[workers] ? 'Cause without a hitch ?

? He fixes each glitch ?

? With the Armando Touch ?

? With the Armando Touch ?

Okay. We have one week to make this

the best All Kingdoms Fair your brother has ever seen.

Then let's get to it!

[kids laughing]

Oh! [chuckles]

Huh?

[man] Looking good, hermanito!

Ow! Santos?

[chuckles] They got you on garbage duty, huh?

Santos! Don't pick on your little brother.

Garbage duty is honest work.

But, Mam�...

What'd you do wrong this time, hermanito?

- Ha ha! - No noogies!

Uh, hi there.

I'm Crown Princess Elena.

And this is Grand Council member Naomi Turner.

Princess, it is an honor!

I am Rosario Gutierrez.

And I am Santos.

Yes, I've heard so much about you.

You must be so proud of Armando.

He's my Chief of the Castle

and master of this fair.

He is?! But how?

The Armando I know destroys everything he touches.

Don't talk about your brother like that!

He can't help the way he is.

I'm not that way anymore.

Whoaa! Ohh! [groans]

[laughing]

Oh, hermanito. Some things never change.

[groans]

[unenthused] Come one, come all,

to the emporium tonight.

Come celebrate Do�a Paloma's glorious victory.

Yes, and while you're there,

take advantage of my glorious victory deals.

Hello, neighbor. Do�a Paloma.

Do�a, it's me... Julio.

Uh, Julio Guzman?

This is my sister Carmen?

Last Navidad, you helped us build our float?

We sang a song together?

Of course we did.

So pleased to meet you, um, again.

Great! So as Magister of Trade,

what are your plans to spruce up the Via Mercado?

Spruce it up? Pff.

That would cost money.

It's fine just the way it is.

But I was thinking, if we...

Why don't you keep doing... whatever it is you do

and leave the thinking to me, hmm?

Hope to see you both at my party.

[chuckles] She is a charmer, that one, hmm?

[scoffs] She didn't listen to a word Julio said!

Well, she does not have to.

She has been Magister of Trade for 12 years,

and no one ever runs against her.

Well, maybe someone should.

And maybe that "someone" is me!

I'm going to run for Magister of Trade.

Armando!

What a crowd!

You've really outdone yourself.

Thanks! And who can resist your famous picarones?

Once they try one, they just have to buy more.

Free sample?

Ooh! I am feeling a bit peckish.

[humming]

The booth looks nice, mam�.

Yes, it's beautiful. [laughs]

It's just a shame there are no customers here to see it.

Y'know, I've been all over the fair,

and the other merchants do things

to draw in new customers.

Like offering free samples.

Pssh! Free samples?

"Free" draws crowds. And crowds are what we need.

So you want me to just give away Queso Gutierrez.

What an excellent idea...

for how to ruin a business!

B-But once the crowds come...

Then we can lose money even faster! Brilliant!

Maybe you should go back to garbage duty

and leave the selling to me.

[groans] It wasn't garbage duty!

[creak]

And there it is: The Armando Touch.

[giggles]

Whoo. His brother's really got him rattled.

What happened to our glitch fixer?

Do you see any flowers in the shadow of that ceiba tree?

- No. - Well, that's because

the big tree is hogging all the light.

Armando couldn't blossom until he got out of his brother's shadow.

So if we can figure out how to get Santos away...

We'll have our real Armando back.

D-D-Don't touch that!

Oh! Sorry.

- Come on, cow. - [moos]

Over here, cow.

Hey, where's my cow?

What did you do with Bonita?

I didn't do anything.

But I'll find her.

No! I'll find her.

You... Don't touch anything!

[sighs] Ay.

Bonita! Bonita!

[bell clanging]

[moos]

No, no, no, Bonita.

Oh, where is she? Bonita?

[moos]

[sheep baaing]

[pig oinking]

- [moos] - Huh?

[playing congas]

? ?

[startled mooing]

Bonita!

Well, we tried.

Hopefully, we kept him distracted long enough.

Am I the only guest at your party?

No, the others will be here soon.

You mean, after they stop by Julio's?

[gasps]

And I promise you, when I am elected,

I will fix all...

What do you think you're doing?

I am running for Magister of Trade.

You're what?!

It's time for a change.

Julio listens to us. He...

I am an excellent listener.

- Then what would you do... - I am the greatest listener ever!

If you'd stop interrupting,

you'd hear what a superior listener I am.

Julio not only listens, he cares what everyone thinks.

He even has a suggestion box.

Well, I have a suggestion for all of you.

Come to my party, eat my food,

say thank you for all your prosperity,

then re-elect Do�a Paloma!

[scribbles]

Hmm!

[crash]

[bell jingling]

Everything's back in place.

I just don't understand why we don't have any customers.

I do.

I told you not to pick on your brother.

He does the best he can.

[frustrated groan]

Excuse me, Se�ora Gutierrez.

Could I borrow Santos for a minute?

Only if you promise to return him.

[chuckles]

I want to talk to you about Armando.

He's not the bumbling brother you once knew.

Princesa, I mean no disrespect,

but it's the Armando Touch.

Everything he touches, he destroys.

Well, maybe if you didn't put him down so much,

he wouldn't get so rattled.

It is simply the truth.

Our dairy farm is a failure because of him.

Cheese curdled in his hands.

Cows kicked over their buckets when he tried to milk them.

He once tried to build a tree swing,

but it was so lopsided,

I had to rescue him before he fell out of it!

Heed my warning.

He is a disaster waiting to happen.

I am not a disaster!

- [both] Armando?! - Whoa!

[groans]

[braying]

Oh, no. No! No, no, no!

[braying]

[pigs squealing]

Princesa, look out!

Wait! Come back!

I can fix this!

Take cover! Runaway piggies!

- Ay! - Aah!

[woman] Look out!

[man] My artisanal salsa!

[woman] Watch out!

[gasp] Not the inn!

[woman shrieks]

[man] Shoo! Shoo!

- They're eating our clothes! - Who let the goats in?!

Armando! The animals are in every room!

It will take weeks to clean up this mess!

Where are we going to stay?

- You're in charge! Do something! - I'm sure we can find something...

We want answers now!

- Armando, fix this! - Our trip is ruined.

Hey! Everyone take one step back!

You leave my kid brother alone.

Can't you see he has no clue what he's doing?

[sighs] Ay.

Well, no that you mention it.

Mam�?

Ay, maybe it's best that you just come home.

[sighs] Okay, Mam�.

I might as well go home, too.

There's no way we'll sell anything now.

- Armando! Wait! - Princess, you've to help us.

- Where are we gonna stay tonight? - Princess! Help us.

Where do we go?

Princess, we want help. We need you.

You made the right choice to come home, mijo.

[groans]

[pebbles bouncing off window]

Huh?

Owww!

Oops! Sorry!

Princess Elena?

We're in trouble, Armando.

We need you back.

Oh, Santos is right about me.

That's why I left.

I wreck everything I touch.

I can't even build a simple swing.

[squeaking]

See?

Was Santos watching when you built it?

More like pointing and laughing.

Well, let me tell you what you've done

when Santos wasn't watching.

You helped me drive out Shuriki

and stop Victor and Carla.

You created the schedule the whole castle runs on.

I also created a wild animal stampede.

You mean the bunnies and piglets?

It only happened because Santos was putting you down

and you got upset.

Whenever he's around, you forget who you really are.

But I know the real Armando.

Thanks, Princess.

I'm going back.

You're going back?!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Fine. Go.

At least you won't be around to wreck the farm again.

You know, maybe I would have done just fine

if you weren't always saying I was a disaster.

[scoffs]

Go ahead and scoff,

but I run the Palace of Avalor.

I'm the royal Glitch Fixer.

And maybe if you'd listened to me,

you would have sold some cheese at the All Kingdoms Fair!

Are you gonna let him speak to me like that?!

I thought I'd always need to look out for you, mijo.

But all you really needed was the chance

to become your own man.

A great man.

Bah!

C'mon, Princess. We've got a fair to save.

Oh, good! You're back!

I don't know what to do with these.

Uh, Armando? Any ideas?

Ugh! I am so exhausted,

I could fall asleep right here.

I got it!

I know where to house everyone for the night.

- You do? - Right here.

We're going to have a sleepover in Castillo Park.

Okay. It's worth a try.

Right, Naomi?

- [pigs snoring] - [Naomi sighs]

Let's go, people! Let's make this happen!

Everyone gather around for the highlight of the fair,

the "Starlight Sleepover!"

[music playing]

[snoring]

Nice work, Armando.

Thanks, Princess.

And another vote for Julio.

Well, the people have spoken.

And the new Magister of Trade is Julio Guzman!

[applause]

I won?

I won!

- [cheering] - Viva Guzman!

I demand a recount!

This is the recount.

Mart�n! Is this your handwriting?!

- [angry growl] - Congratulations, Julio!

- Thank you. - Okay,

so the first thing you need to do is fix these potholes.

- Potholes, yes. - Potholes? No, no.

- The sidewalks should come first. - Sidewalks, of course.

- No, no, no, a bigger fountain! - [Julio] Bigger!

- No, the sidewalks! - A smaller fountain!

Smaller, yes.

[woman] I want more flowers!

One at a time, please!

- Longer lunch breaks! - More festivals!

- Expand the port! - More holidays!

Perhaps you should seek help from someone

with experience in these matters.

Do�a?

Hmm. Come to gloat?

I can't blame you.

It's glorious, isn't it,

the feeling of sheer power rippling through your being?

I... guess so.

People sure do have a lot of opinions about how to run things.

Ugh! So true.

But it's not the same as actually running them, is it?

Exactly. They're all important.

So what do I do first? How do I prioritize?

I guess what I'm saying is I'd really like you to...

Take over as Magister?!

- Be my assistant? - Assistant Magister?

Uh, no, not really, no.

Assistant to the Magister.

Oh! Fine.

With my experience and your... whatever it is you bring,

the Avalor Trade Guild will be stronger than ever.

I look forward to working with you.

And when you fail miserably, I'll be ready to take over.

Assistant to the Magister, hmm?

I did not think you would look so pleased by his request.

Having to play second fiddle to that amateur?

It's humiliating.

This is true. This is why I suggested it.

Free sample!

Free sample! Free sample here!

Queso Gutierrez, the finest cheese in Avalor.

Thank you!

Last night was so much fun!

The sleepover was great!

Thank you, Armando!

Uh-oh. Big glitch coming this way.

Free sample?

I cannot believe you are giving away our cheese for free.

Once they try it, they can't resist.

They want to buy more.

Ridiculous.

No, mijo. Look! We're almost sold out!

You sold all this?

Just by giving away free samples?

- Ahh! - No noogies!

[grunts]

Gracias, hermano.

I've been hard on you your whole life.

And for that, I am truly sorry.

This is my brother, everyone!

Armando... Chief of the Castle,

Master of Ceremonies,

and the world's greatest cheese seller.

Thank you, Santos.

Mmm!

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