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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,710 Let's show them a back-to-back stack'n'jack. 2 00:00:03,825 --> 00:00:07,017 - Aah! - It's okay, buddy! 3 00:00:07,072 --> 00:00:08,614 Why don't you just tell us what happened? 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:09,048 Aah! 5 00:00:09,112 --> 00:00:11,083 I just want you to know, didn't say anything. 6 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:13,303 - Okay, whatever. - I know everything. 7 00:00:13,357 --> 00:00:15,002 (gunshot) We're gonna brain drain him. 8 00:00:16,256 --> 00:00:17,685 - Marshall Chris. - Just a second. 9 00:00:17,701 --> 00:00:19,352 "Okay, Chris!" 10 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:20,920 They're called Ap'p'pals. 11 00:00:20,941 --> 00:00:23,591 Back-to-back stack'n'jack. 12 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,216 Oh! 13 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:28,488 Chris, you made me an Ap'p'pal. 14 00:00:28,518 --> 00:00:31,686 - Yeah. - "Tidal wave!" 15 00:00:32,181 --> 00:00:32,980 (vomits) 16 00:00:32,982 --> 00:00:33,891 Son of a bitch. 17 00:00:33,912 --> 00:00:35,949 - I saw Chris kill Brett. - Run! 18 00:00:36,461 --> 00:00:39,062 You are hereby stripped of your status as a U.S. Marshal. 19 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:41,472 (motor whirring) 20 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,194 (choking) 21 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:44,457 Chris. 22 00:00:44,953 --> 00:00:46,606 Wait a second. I didn't write this. 23 00:00:46,664 --> 00:00:48,396 Susie, it's Chris. I got set up. 24 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:49,881 There aren't any blades in here. 25 00:00:49,932 --> 00:00:51,117 So Brett wasn't killed at all. 26 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,533 He might still be alive. 27 00:00:52,658 --> 00:00:53,757 (machine-gun fire) 28 00:00:53,782 --> 00:00:56,126 Aah! Run! 29 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:58,055 See you soon, Chrissy. 30 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:02,015 The U.S. Marshal Service was started by a secret cabal -- the Ancients. 31 00:01:02,064 --> 00:01:04,196 Five Chosen Ones. "The Project." 32 00:01:04,224 --> 00:01:06,111 Brett was one of the Chosen Ones. 33 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,967 Welcome to Shineytown, folks. 34 00:01:08,061 --> 00:01:09,794 (zapping) 35 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:11,178 Shoe... me. 36 00:01:12,212 --> 00:01:14,627 Brett's dead. Brett's not really dead. 37 00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:16,984 The ancients took him... to Kartuuk. 38 00:01:16,996 --> 00:01:19,353 Find Mobley. Finish this thing already. 39 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,862 Sync & corrections by dwigt www.addic7ed.com 40 00:02:05,817 --> 00:02:07,817 Oh. (scoffs) 41 00:02:08,097 --> 00:02:10,761 Chris, what are we even looking for? 42 00:02:10,852 --> 00:02:12,879 I don't know. Fred... Somebody? 43 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,309 I don't know. It's been too long. 44 00:02:14,326 --> 00:02:15,527 I can't do this. 45 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:18,649 I'm so tired, I just want to lay down and be dead for a little while. 46 00:02:19,368 --> 00:02:21,368 I am so hungry. 47 00:02:21,555 --> 00:02:23,509 Well, I got this. 48 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,050 Is that the dinner roll you found in the wood chipper? 49 00:02:26,075 --> 00:02:26,980 We could split it. 50 00:02:27,005 --> 00:02:29,387 No, that's been in your pocket for like 15 years. 51 00:02:29,473 --> 00:02:31,658 - Hey -- Oh! - Mmm. Oh. 52 00:02:32,415 --> 00:02:33,813 (stomach rumbles) 53 00:02:34,213 --> 00:02:35,780 Oh. Oh, boy. 54 00:02:37,261 --> 00:02:39,065 Aaaaaaah! 55 00:02:40,399 --> 00:02:42,994 Okay. That was not a keeper. 56 00:02:43,114 --> 00:02:44,947 Chris... Look. 57 00:02:46,349 --> 00:02:50,198 (bell jingles) 58 00:03:07,904 --> 00:03:09,717 Listen up, lady. 59 00:03:10,265 --> 00:03:13,850 We have spent years roaming this Earth, 60 00:03:13,987 --> 00:03:15,795 we have given up our lives 61 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,228 looking for our friend Brett Mobley. 62 00:03:18,481 --> 00:03:20,909 Now I'm only gonna ask you once -- 63 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:23,345 - where is he? - Level three. 64 00:03:26,912 --> 00:03:28,342 Okay. 65 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:33,843 (elevator bell dings) 66 00:03:35,878 --> 00:03:37,542 What the hell? 67 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,471 Woop. Hold it. 68 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,305 - Sugalski. - Chris. 69 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:51,758 Susan, grab my head shaver. 70 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,956 I'm about to go Romper Stomper on this mother... 71 00:03:54,023 --> 00:03:55,154 Hang on. 72 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:58,801 I might as well tell you the truth. You're too late to stop it now. 73 00:03:59,358 --> 00:04:01,150 First off, I'm sorry we took Brett, 74 00:04:01,213 --> 00:04:03,150 but he was needed for a higher purpose. 75 00:04:03,884 --> 00:04:07,120 - The "Project"? - That's right -- the Project. 76 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:09,603 Thousands of years ago, it was prophesized that 77 00:04:09,661 --> 00:04:11,378 there would be five "Chosen Ones." 78 00:04:11,488 --> 00:04:13,187 The Ancients started the Marshal Service 79 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:14,609 in order to find these Chosen Ones, 80 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:17,220 and we've been collecting these Chosen Ones ever since. 81 00:04:17,308 --> 00:04:20,019 We had four Chosen Ones. 82 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:22,020 Brett was the fifth. Chosen one. 83 00:04:22,188 --> 00:04:23,755 But... What is the Project? 84 00:04:24,534 --> 00:04:26,567 Oh, you're just in time to see it. 85 00:04:27,654 --> 00:04:28,653 The Project. 86 00:04:28,757 --> 00:04:30,318 (elevator bell dings) 87 00:04:47,545 --> 00:04:49,718 Oh, my God. Chris, look. 88 00:04:50,422 --> 00:04:52,894 - Hey, buddies! - Brett! 89 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:55,600 Hey, check out my new rock friend. 90 00:04:55,737 --> 00:04:59,643 He is giving me the coolest back massage. 91 00:05:00,373 --> 00:05:01,564 Ooh, ooh! 92 00:05:01,619 --> 00:05:02,651 Aah! 93 00:05:03,161 --> 00:05:05,417 No! No, stop! 94 00:05:05,491 --> 00:05:07,856 - What's happening? - Soul suck! 95 00:05:07,984 --> 00:05:10,985 (chosen ones screaming) 96 00:05:14,687 --> 00:05:18,231 - Oh, my God. - It's beautiful. 97 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,973 (up-tempo music plays) 98 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:23,652 Huh? 99 00:05:33,235 --> 00:05:36,420 Okay, who got pink goop all over my yoga mat? 100 00:05:36,658 --> 00:05:38,222 Yoga mat? My bad. 101 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,735 I thought you said it was a yo-gurt mat. 102 00:05:40,816 --> 00:05:43,538 (studio audience laughs) Um, I'm pretty sure that's not a thing. 103 00:05:43,884 --> 00:05:47,338 Note to self -- invent yogurt mat after you strike it rich 104 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:49,010 with the pizza pillow. 105 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:50,908 What does that even mean? 106 00:05:50,993 --> 00:05:53,127 It gives your dreams extra sausage, 107 00:05:53,296 --> 00:05:55,997 instead of extra naked Bryant Gumbels. 108 00:05:56,098 --> 00:05:57,865 Um, you went there. 109 00:05:58,217 --> 00:05:59,859 Why are you doing this? 110 00:06:00,237 --> 00:06:01,436 Distraction, Chris. 111 00:06:01,588 --> 00:06:04,380 We have to keep the masses appeased, or else, chaos. 112 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:05,893 And you guys wrote this? 113 00:06:06,092 --> 00:06:06,958 Well, there is a script, 114 00:06:06,977 --> 00:06:08,865 but we just use it as a jumping-off point. 115 00:06:09,111 --> 00:06:10,524 We'll shoot a few takes as written 116 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,106 and then kind of mess around a little bit. 117 00:06:12,448 --> 00:06:14,629 Guys, Valentine's Day is tomorrow, 118 00:06:14,651 --> 00:06:18,019 and you promised you'd help with my match.com profile! 119 00:06:18,221 --> 00:06:20,721 And someone needs to light a match dot com 120 00:06:20,782 --> 00:06:22,782 in the bathroom dot stink. 121 00:06:22,826 --> 00:06:24,301 (studio audience groans) 122 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:25,876 Where's that sound coming from? 123 00:06:25,995 --> 00:06:28,012 This sucks! (crowd booing) 124 00:06:28,531 --> 00:06:30,431 (up-tempo music plays) 125 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:35,945 So, that's it? 126 00:06:36,222 --> 00:06:38,493 Uuh, we've decided to pull it for retooling. 127 00:06:38,591 --> 00:06:40,158 This sucks! 128 00:06:40,226 --> 00:06:42,167 You took Brett away from us for that? 129 00:06:42,195 --> 00:06:43,934 You killed him for nothing. 130 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,213 That sucked! 131 00:06:45,231 --> 00:06:47,064 Let's trash this planet! 132 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:48,966 (all shouting) 133 00:06:58,616 --> 00:07:01,077 Great. Your little garbage sky show 134 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:04,272 pissed everybody off so much they want to destroy the world. 135 00:07:04,377 --> 00:07:07,156 What are we gonna do here? Think. What do we got? Uh... 136 00:07:08,581 --> 00:07:09,647 (explosion) 137 00:07:10,024 --> 00:07:12,411 Oh! Do you still have those dumbass apples? 138 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:13,917 - Why? - Use them! 139 00:07:14,081 --> 00:07:16,321 What? No! You told me they were stupid! 140 00:07:16,372 --> 00:07:18,440 No, no, no, they're great! Do your dumb show! 141 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:21,490 - Really? - Yeah! 142 00:07:22,956 --> 00:07:25,053 Okay, I believe in you. 143 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:28,469 Okay. All right. Go do it. 144 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:37,182 Marshmallows! Marshmallows! Marshmallows! 145 00:07:45,936 --> 00:07:49,014 Purpose, then believing 146 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:51,287 "Hey, everyone's real mad 147 00:07:51,353 --> 00:07:54,282 "and they want to destroy the world." 148 00:07:54,526 --> 00:07:56,793 "Oh, what should we do?" 149 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,855 "Use your dumb apples!" 150 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,504 "Really?" 151 00:08:00,575 --> 00:08:03,133 "I believe in you, you stupid dunce!" 152 00:08:03,434 --> 00:08:05,327 "Oh! Thank you!" 153 00:08:05,436 --> 00:08:07,122 This sucks! 154 00:08:08,831 --> 00:08:10,798 Booooooo! 155 00:08:11,314 --> 00:08:13,664 "Oh, that makes me sad!" 156 00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:17,283 Yeah, but it's so bad, it's... good! 157 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,124 "Hey, how are you doing?" 158 00:08:19,196 --> 00:08:20,628 "Hey, you're a dummy!" 159 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,444 It's so bad, it's good! 160 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,353 (cheers and applause) 161 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,457 Susie! Susie! You did it! 162 00:08:40,469 --> 00:08:42,051 You saved the planet 163 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:45,176 with your stupid, dumb, weird, rotten things. 164 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:46,256 They love it! 165 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:49,681 - They like it ironically. - So who cares? They're all idiots. 166 00:08:50,476 --> 00:08:51,842 I'm proud of you. 167 00:08:51,925 --> 00:08:54,559 But I'm afraid this is farewell. 168 00:08:54,616 --> 00:08:55,615 What? No! 169 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:58,485 Yeah, I have to go avenge our fallen friend Brett. 170 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,060 - Well, let me go with you. - No. 171 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:01,882 Y-you belong here, 172 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,599 doing your show for the world to live-snark. 173 00:09:05,637 --> 00:09:07,637 I'm gonna go make some blood. 174 00:09:07,802 --> 00:09:09,935 Au revoir. 175 00:09:10,074 --> 00:09:11,759 Oh. Okay. 176 00:09:12,149 --> 00:09:13,816 Goodbye, Chris. 177 00:09:21,098 --> 00:09:24,126 "Hey, Susie, bye-bye." 178 00:09:25,374 --> 00:09:27,899 ...just taking the same elements that we have. 179 00:09:27,954 --> 00:09:29,061 Hey, Chris. 180 00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:31,930 Me and the other Ancients are gonna do a little note sesh 181 00:09:32,012 --> 00:09:33,848 on the skylet if you want to stick around or... 182 00:09:34,056 --> 00:09:35,822 You're an ancient? 183 00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:37,745 Yeah. 184 00:09:37,962 --> 00:09:41,286 You never wondered why I always wear my hat so low? 185 00:09:42,321 --> 00:09:43,420 (chuckles) 186 00:09:43,477 --> 00:09:45,110 You're gonna die bad. 187 00:09:45,303 --> 00:09:47,870 As bad as your friend Quint? 188 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,533 You killed Quint? 189 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,916 And Grint. 190 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,951 - Okay, I'm sorry. Who? - Long story. 191 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:56,636 But it ends with me killing Quint. 192 00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:58,593 And Grint. 193 00:10:14,237 --> 00:10:16,986 Say hello to my size-12 Buster Brains. 194 00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:18,105 Ohh! 195 00:10:21,677 --> 00:10:24,448 Go ahead. Do it, Chris. 196 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,096 But you'll never get past the others. 197 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,633 You'll never get to the head hon... 198 00:10:29,674 --> 00:10:31,040 Ohh! ...cho, 199 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:32,399 Chris. 200 00:10:32,449 --> 00:10:34,116 (bones crack) 201 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:41,158 (dramatic music plays) 202 00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:04,183 (elevator bell dings) 203 00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:10,006 (gun cocks) (gun cocks) 204 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,444 Aah! 205 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:21,687 Oh, damn it! I'm blind! 206 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,395 Oh, God. Uh... (gun cocks) 207 00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:26,753 Ah! Okay. Uh... 208 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,781 Come on, come on. 209 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:43,670 Und nun, 210 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:45,934 wir spielen. 211 00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:52,947 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- 212 00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:56,581 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- 213 00:11:56,685 --> 00:12:00,365 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- 214 00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:03,208 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- 215 00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:06,995 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- 216 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,494 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- 217 00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:11,941 Aah! (breathing heavily) 218 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,642 Okay, Honch, I found you. 219 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,740 No more searching, no more questions. 220 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:24,441 It's just kill time now. 221 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,356 How terrible is wisdom 222 00:12:30,412 --> 00:12:33,081 when it brings no profit to the wise, Chris? 223 00:12:34,162 --> 00:12:35,161 Do wha? 224 00:12:35,272 --> 00:12:36,271 (chuckles) 225 00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:37,264 Oh, buddy... 226 00:12:38,219 --> 00:12:41,038 we've been through this so many times before. 227 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,748 I have been here before 228 00:12:48,657 --> 00:12:50,156 How long... 229 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,386 You don't remember, do you? 230 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:53,252 You never remember. 231 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,249 - Remember what? - This, you and me... 232 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,367 This dance we do. 233 00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:02,255 We've been doing it for thousands of years, Chrissy. 234 00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:04,902 We'll do it for thousands more. 235 00:13:05,593 --> 00:13:08,567 I mess around with you until I get bored. 236 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,957 I leave. You come and find me. 237 00:13:11,074 --> 00:13:14,108 We have this talk. And then we do it 238 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:16,562 all.. over... 239 00:13:17,102 --> 00:13:18,119 again. 240 00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:24,096 - Are you, um, the d...? - Yeah. 241 00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,125 - Why did you pick me? - Well, 242 00:13:30,156 --> 00:13:31,671 it's fun being the devil, but... 243 00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:34,722 you still got to live in Hell. I'm stuck here, too. 244 00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:36,642 You're good to play with. 245 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,791 - You make me laugh. - Ugh. Oh, no. 246 00:13:40,731 --> 00:13:43,010 Ugh. Okay. Well, how does this end? 247 00:13:43,048 --> 00:13:45,541 Shh. Ahhhhhhh. 248 00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:51,982 Marshals, Ancient Rome, the Future, Nazi Germany, 249 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,166 the Wild West, and Grab Bag. 250 00:13:55,046 --> 00:13:57,280 I'll be that cab driver you can't stand. 251 00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:01,115 I'll be that annoying robot that won't scram 252 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,176 and let you just enjoy a good old space beer. 253 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:07,360 I'll be that idiot son you wish you never had. 254 00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,230 Wherever you are... 255 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,984 I'll be there. 256 00:14:14,257 --> 00:14:15,659 Okay. 257 00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:18,851 All right. I'm ready. 258 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,595 There's just one thing. 259 00:14:20,831 --> 00:14:21,910 Hmm? 260 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,416 You're going for a little ride. 261 00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:26,465 And I hope you packed your lags. 262 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920 Ohh. 263 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,585 You lagged me. 264 00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,150 - Mm. - When? 265 00:14:36,219 --> 00:14:38,453 It's been a little pet project of mine, Brett -- 266 00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:41,009 little stab here, little slice here, 267 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,413 little cut there. 268 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,710 (laughs) 269 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:48,104 Sweetheart, I have been scoring you for years. 270 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:52,202 N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 271 00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:57,091 Hmm. (breathes deeply) Okay. 272 00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:00,199 (choking) 273 00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:02,519 (motor whirring) 274 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,003 (breathing heavily) 275 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:21,895 (instruments tuning) 276 00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:28,494 Ladies and gentleman, let me lay on you 277 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:31,634 a so-so U.S. Marshal, not much of a humanitarian, 278 00:15:31,743 --> 00:15:34,256 and this cat was never nobody's friend. 279 00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:37,426 In his final appearance on the great stage of life, 280 00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:39,651 Mr. Chris Monsanto! 281 00:15:49,935 --> 00:15:53,872 (rock music plays) 282 00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:03,721 (organ playing) 283 00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,724 Bye-bye, life 284 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,148 (flute playing) 285 00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:16,783 Bye bye, happiness 286 00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:18,731 (flute playing) 287 00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:25,007 Hello, loneliness 288 00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:27,235 (flute playing) 289 00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:31,782 I think I'm gonna die 290 00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:34,797 (laughs) 291 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:40,391 I think I'm gonna die 292 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:45,593 (tempo increases) 293 00:16:45,644 --> 00:16:47,757 Bye-bye, love 294 00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:50,253 Bye-bye, sweet caress 295 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:54,004 Hello, emptiness I feel like I could die 296 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,319 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 297 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,292 Bye-bye, my life, goodbye 298 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,156 - Bye-bye, my life, goodbye - Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 299 00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:03,041 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 300 00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:05,004 (music continues) 301 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:11,299 Unh Unh 302 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,417 Unh Unh 303 00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:15,871 Bye-bye, life 304 00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:18,196 Bye-bye, happiness 305 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,020 Hello, loneliness 306 00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:21,810 I think I'm gonna die 307 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,142 I think he's gonna die 308 00:17:24,204 --> 00:17:26,110 I think he's gonna die 309 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,204 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 310 00:17:28,232 --> 00:17:30,160 - Bye-bye, my life, goodbye - Hyah! 311 00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:32,251 - Bye-bye, your life, goodbye - Thank you. 312 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,879 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 313 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,243 Don't deny it! Hallelujah! 314 00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:38,323 (cheers and applause) 315 00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:56,053 Oh! Give it to me! 316 00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:00,268 Oh! Give it to me! 317 00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:07,929 Bye, bye, bye, bye 318 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,669 Bye-bye, happiness 319 00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:13,422 Hello, hello 320 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,959 I think he's gonna die 321 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,430 I think he's gonna die 322 00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:19,894 (both) La la la la la la, la la la 323 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,666 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 324 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:25,226 (both) La la la la la la, la la la 325 00:18:25,294 --> 00:18:27,104 I think he's gonna die 326 00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:30,244 (both) la la la la la la 327 00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:34,253 Bye-bye 328 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,982 (fingers click) 329 00:18:36,145 --> 00:18:37,978 My life 330 00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:40,044 Oh, yeah! 331 00:18:40,142 --> 00:18:42,248 Goodb-y-y-y-y-ye 332 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:44,737 (beeping) 333 00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:48,337 (finale plays) (cheers and applause) 334 00:18:48,415 --> 00:18:50,862 (beeping continues) 335 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:09,084 (upbeat music plays) 336 00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:19,809 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 337 00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:21,853 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye - Hyah! 338 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,780 - Bye-bye, your life, goodbye - Thank you. 339 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,300 Bye-bye, your life, goodbye 340 00:19:25,327 --> 00:19:27,327 Don't deny it. Hallelu-- 341 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,242 (motor whirring) 342 00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:34,417 (pounding on door) 343 00:19:35,623 --> 00:19:36,945 (door opens) 344 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,968 (upbeat music plays) 345 00:19:54,044 --> 00:19:55,177 Mm 346 00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:57,501 Kerplump! 347 00:19:57,582 --> 00:19:59,945 Baby 348 00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:02,418 Christmas is sooner 349 00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:05,621 So much sooner 350 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,883 Sooner than you think 351 00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:13,055 Yeah, baby 352 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,255 It will be here in a blink 353 00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:21,981 Well, Christmas is sooner than you think 354 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,022 Mm 355 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:28,550 Decorate your house with the lights 356 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,278 There's Christmas cards to write 357 00:20:32,256 --> 00:20:35,596 Knock yourself a Christmas tree 358 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:39,536 And the mistletoe for you and me 359 00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:40,352 Unh! 360 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,090 Sync & corrections by dwigt www.addic7ed.com 361 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:47,690 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24176

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