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Let's show 'em the
back-to-back stack-and-jack.
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(screaming)
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Why don't you just tell us
what happened?
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- I didn't say anything.
- Okay, whatever.
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We're gonna brain-drain him.
(squish)
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- Marshal Chris.
- Just a second.
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"Okay, Chris."
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They're called Ap'p'Pals.
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I got a couple rotten apples
for ya right here.
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Back-to-back stack-and-jack.
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(chuckles)
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(thump)
Mm.
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You hear something?
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Oh, relax!
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(sighs)
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You sure your husband
didn't follow us over here?
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(scoffs)
My husband? Please.
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That idiot's probably
at that stupid junkyard
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with that beloved car crusher
of his.
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(chuckles)
Now, where were we?
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(scraping)
What the...
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Aah!
(both screaming)
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There you have it, gentlemen.
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My wife humiliated me,
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but now she suffered
a somewhat greater humiliation
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being crushed to death
by my crusher.
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And you'd be willing to crush
our cheating wives, too?
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That's right.
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Now, who wants to do business?
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
www.addic7ed.com
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(sighs)
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Poor LaVerne.
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That was one of the more botched
public executions I've seen.
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Yeah, but you got to
admit he was right.
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His biscuits were burning.
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Chris, uh, Susie, meet
Marshal Craig Balmer,
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Brett's replacement
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Hey, guys. nice to meet you.
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I hear Brett was
a really good man.
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- He was a --
- Yeah.
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(mumbling)
Uh, I don't...
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So, what's the case?
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We got several calls
from local cuckolds
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reporting their cheating wives
missing.
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Well, I've got just the thing
to help you track those harlots.
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Behold -- crime-fighting pills,
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The greatest advancement
in crime fighting
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since the Brain Drain.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Why, you could say,
with these pills,
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every hunch is a hole in --
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Whoa!
[bleep] me.
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(crunching)
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Wow!
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Bowsley, the marshal house dog,
is eating all the crime pills!
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(laughter)
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She's gonna be
the greatest crime fighting dog
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this world has ever seen!
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Bowsley was a good dog that,
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through one man's, uh,
negligence, left us too soon.
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Sadly, because they have no souls,
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animals don't enjoy
the promise of an afterlife.
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(clears throat)
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Excuse me, miss.
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I couldn't help but notice
you shedding some tears.
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You must be at the wrong grave.
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This belongs to Brett Mobley,
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and the only woman
affected by his death
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would've been
his beloved aunt Jemina
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He was my brother.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
I-I didn't see you at the funeral.
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Yeah, well, I missed it
on account
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that I was bawling in my car
like a pansy,
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and I crashed into some scumbag.
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And he started spewing
some crap at me,
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and I got really turned on.
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So I spit on him,
and then he shoved me,
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and we had sex.
(sighs)
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Huh?
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- I'm Tess.
- I'm Christopher.
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(smooches)
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(burps)
Oh. Oh!
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(groans)
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That's okay with me.
(grunts)
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Carol hasn't come home
in days. I'm very worried.
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Well, you know, maybe
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if you packed a little more
punch in your bunch,
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she wouldn't go wandering,
eh, Lewy?
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I don't need that right now,
Marshal.
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All right. no offense.
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It's just that we've been swamped
with cases like this.
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Craig, do me a favor.
Check the TV Guide.
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See if Road House was playing
anytime last week.
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Maybe these broads got a taste
and went Swayze-crazy.
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Sir, we're gonna need to see
your TV Guide.
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There may be one in the lounge.
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Nice table.
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Careful. That's an antique.
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Is that a crushed hat in there?
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Wait a second.
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That's the same hat your wife
is wearing in this photo.
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Aah. I'm jammed!
Uh, watch out.
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(metal scraping)
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Aah.
Did you miss him?
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And...
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(splash)
(laughs)
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Four seconds.
Sweet lag, Chris!
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Thanks, kiddo.
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- What's a lag?
- Lag time.
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After you slice a guy in half,
it's how long it takes
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for the top part to slide off
the bottom.
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Oh.
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- What's your record?
- 98 seconds.
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Oh.
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- You?
- Six minutes.
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No way.
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Yeah.
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At the Academy,
they used to call me...
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Daddy Long Lags.
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Aah!
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(gasps)
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Oh, geez.
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Oh, that's a tough break, kid.
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And a clean break!
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(scoffs)
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Geez, you're not budging.
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(chuckles nervously)
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(telephones ringing)
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That's the sharpest slice
I've ever seen.
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Excellent lagsmanship --
I'll say that.
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How long do I got?
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Well, I'd estimate around
24 hours until slide-off,
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maybe 22 if it gets windy.
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I suggest you make
the most of it.
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(telephone rings)
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Marshal Wagner.
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Yeah, it's Darren Fisher
from the TV station.
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Oh. Hi.
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Look, if you're not busy
tomorrow night around 8:00,
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I could put your little apple show
on the air.
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Really?!
You want the Ap'p'pals?!
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No, but the magician
we had booked
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got different kind of booked
on kiddie porn charges.
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- You in?
- Uh, i'd be honored.
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- Thank you, Mr. Fisher!
- Look, I got to run.
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Going to see a doctor
about my testicles.
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Apparently, they're not supposed
to look like rotten apples after all.
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(click)
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Oh --
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See ya later!
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Hey, Chris.
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Can you cover for me
tomorrow night?
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'cause i have a... thing.
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- Yeah. Sure, kid.
- I'm doing my Ap'p'pals Show.
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(groans)
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What's that smell?
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Oh, that's this new incense
I'm burning.
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It's called "Beau Bridges'
Jowl Cheese."
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It's coming from over here.
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(hissing)
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No, it's not coming
from other there, Susie.
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Nothing is coming
from over there--
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- Susan, I had to do that.
- Chris !
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You made me an Ap'p'pal!
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I knew you believed in me!
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Of course, Susie.
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I-I love those disgusting things
of yours.
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I'm gonna febreze him
and name him Chris.
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Oh. Aw, thank you.
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Wow.
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Chris, I got a message
for you.
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- Who's it from?
- Uh, it didn't say.
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It just said to meet him
at the abandoned warehouse
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At 4th and Dumaine.
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Come alone.
He'll be wearing a black hat.
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(chuckles)
I-I don't know. You--
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Huh.
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Hi, Chris. Go on inside.
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I got something
I want to show you.
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Now, I know we closed
the Mobley case
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after Whitley's confession,
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but something just didn't sit
right with me.
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So I went back...
to the lumber mill.
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(sighs)
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Okay, pal.
Go ahead. Name your price.
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Oh, that'll come later.
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But first, I really want to show you
how I put it all together.
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Can I tell you that's
really not necessary?
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I-I'm not one for police work.
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From the bullets
that we recovered in the walls,
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I could tell that you and Brett
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were being fired on
from two directions.
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And behind you...
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(whirring)
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...was... the wood chipper!
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Aah!
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(clicking tongue)
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I... am...
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a... gay man.
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(chuckles)
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(crying)
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Marshmallow. Marshmallow.
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Marshmallow!
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I made a mistake.
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Uh, I'm not gay.
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Uh, not for me.
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(crying)
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Do you remember
that guy Lew?
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- Yeah. He sliced me in half.
- Yeah. Whatever.
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Well, if that loser
crushed his wife,
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he had to have done it here.
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This is the only place
with a crusher big enough
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for that cow.
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I'm assuming she's fat.
She was a wife.
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Marshals!
(guns cock)
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It's over,
Junkyard Steve
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Attack!
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(dogs barking viciously)
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Lure them!
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Here! Hang on!
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(dogs whimper)
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Oh, my God! I...
Nope.
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(dogs growling)
Marshmallow!
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(both grunting)
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No! No!
No!
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(squish)
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(pop)
(grunts)
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That's right, Chris.
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I had my bones removed.
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At first, it was just my ribs
so I could blow myself.
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Found out the wife was cheating,
thought I deserved a treat.
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Then I thought,
"Why not go all the way?"
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Now I can blow every part of me.
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I can even blow my nose,
and not the way you're thinking.
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Get your mind in the gutter.
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O-okay. All right.
Easy, boy.
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Attack!
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(air hissing)
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It was worth it!
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(dog barking)
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Wow.
But why?
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(dog barks)
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Bowsley!
(sighs)
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Of course!
Those pills you ate didn't kill you.
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They made you into the smartest
dog that ever lived!
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And then you faked your own death
and went deep undercover!
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You escaped from your grave,
248
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found that mutt costume,
and assumed a new identity.
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(camera shutter clicking)
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Then you met an older, made dog
with connections
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and earned his trust.
(sniffing)
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He vouched for you
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and brought you
into his inner circle.
254
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They treated you like a brother,
255
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never knowing you were a rat.
256
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And now you'll always
have to run.
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(siren wails)
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God bless you, Bowsley.
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Good boy. Good boy!
(police radio chatter)
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But how much is it
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00:09:45,913 --> 00:09:49,783
Wor-r-r-r-r-th?
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00:09:55,978 --> 00:09:57,329
"Oh, no!
263
00:09:57,373 --> 00:10:00,890
"Dis money is-a made
of starfish!"
264
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,698
"What?!"
265
00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,157
"Bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang!"
266
00:10:05,456 --> 00:10:08,117
"Aah! You killed me!"
267
00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:11,970
"Here comes a tidal wave!"
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(squish)
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(vomits)
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00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,429
You blew it, kid.
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00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:23,869
You're no better than
Shorteyes the Magnificent
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in my book.
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00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:26,318
(bell rings)
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Oh, that son of a bitch.
275
00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:32,667
I'm law enforcement.
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00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,266
I'm not gonna pay
for that damn ticket.
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00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:36,680
Hey, Moldilocks.
How's it... going?
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00:10:39,102 --> 00:10:40,833
I saw Chris kill Brett.
(sighs)
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Run!
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00:10:44,037 --> 00:10:47,006
(guns cocking)
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(guns continue cocking)
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Run, Chris!
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