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♪ The Banger boys have said goodbye ♪

♪ they're wearing their marching suits ♪

♪ we can hear their little sweethearts sigh ♪

♪ to the tattoo of their boots ♪ Goodbye, Susanna

♪ I'm Savannah bound ♪ I hope that's where I'll fight

tonight ♪ ♪ I'll be standing on

solid ground ♪

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Brett Mobley... a friend, a

son to many. Here in the cold, we stand and

muster. The milk what ate the honey

goat. Never dawns the day.

But clover fades what the dead cannot undone.

Words in spirit, autumn's somber jig.

Who knew?

As time goes by, I'll always remember...

It's okay, buddy!

It's okay! ...Look to the stars and the

sea. And all the...

Okay! Oh, God, Brett!

I know I can't do that anymore.

I'm ... I'm out of gasoline. Uh, I got my nose caught in a

- door once. - Stupid idiot!

It's okay,

Brett! It's okay!

Peeking in on a newlywed

couple. Anyway, so long, Brett.

I'll see you later. Toodle-oo, you rascal, you.

I'll come over here and, by God, I'll crawl in here.

I don't give a [bleep].

Uh, okay.

No, no. No, no, no, no.

Uh...

All right, Chris. Let's go through it one more

time. How did he wind up in the

- chipper? - Fellas, come on.

Is this really necessary? I mean, marshals die every day.

Don't you have more important things to investigate?

Like, for example, how it's possible that Saul Rubinek

hasn't been recognized for his film work yet?

I mean, the man simply lights up the screen.

I mean, he really does, I dare say.

Oh. Huh?

Hmm? Ooh!

Sorry, Chris.

You come in here with your smart lines about Saul Rubinek.

Why don't you just tell us what happened?

Okay, fellas.

Here's how I remember it.

We had cornered Nick Shipley and his goons down at the old lumber

mill, and we were going in for the kill.

One of them must have thrown a wig on that wood chipper, and

Brett thought it was a pretty lady, and he dives in for a

kiss, keister-first, upside-down, Mobley-style.

'Twas all she wrote. Okay, if that's your

statement, all I need is for you to sign.

Ah, sure. I'll put my little siggy pop

right here. Here you g...

Aah!

Okay. Nice signature.

Ah, from your lips to God's hips.

Arrivederci, fellas.

Morning, Chris. Where you been?

Oh, D'Alessandro. I think the guy's a little sweet

on me. A new case just came in.

I, uh ... I ...

Geez, Cappy, have you

been hitting the syrup? You're starting to stick, there.

Oh, so I am. Uh, that damn changeover.

Changeover? Yeah, new marshals are

coming. Every few decades, uh, the old

guard gets absorbed, and a new crop is spit out.

I-I guess my time's up. Anyway, uh, I got a report that

a bunch of sea creatures have been stolen from the aquarium.

I want you guys to go check it out.

Um, I have a case that might be a little more pressing.

- Hmm? - There's been a lot of

chatter about a cocaine deal going down at the docks this

Thursday night. Sorry, kid.

Drug busts don't make the headlines.

Even landlubbers know that. If you want ink ... and I don't

mean squid ink ... you better go find those missing squids.

Well, I think our friend, uh, Brett back there

knows a thing or two about docking.

Don't you, Brett?

- Huh? - Well, somebody

mentioned docks earlier in the conversation.

- Chris. - What?

- Brett's dead. - Huh?

It's okay!

Um, will you all excuse me? I think I've got to go take a

walk around the toilet. Sorry, my bad.

Why don't you just tell us

- what happened? - They got us

surrounded, buddy. What do we do?

All right, let's show them a back-to-back

stack n' Jack. On three.

Un, deux, trois.

- Okay, switch. - Oh! Aah!

I know what you did.

Really?

Yeah. I know everything.

About Brett? Yeah, and if you don't do

- what I say, I'm spilling. - What do you want?

You work for me now.

Eleanor! Eleanor! Oh. Eleanor!

You'll never guess the day I had.

Go on. Guess. Save your serenading for the

follies, Bernard. Spit it.

I got one, Eleanor. I got a golden chump.

After all these dry months, one just fell right into my lap ...

right there ... ka-plop. Bernie moss lap time for one

grade-a chumperoo. Oh, Eleanor, if only you could

have seen it. It started like any other day.

I know what you did.

I know what you did.

I know what you did.

No, I'm ...

I went around cold-accusing anyone who'd give me an ear for

a half a shake. It was a rousing string of the

usual defeats and indignities. I was just about to give up on

the whole thing. Stupid, no-good fool I am.

Who I was kidding, thinking this was a good idea?

- Louse. Imbecile. - "I know what you

did. I know what you did.

I know what you did."

- Really? - Yeah.

I know everything. He bought it, Eleanor.

I got him on the hook, right through the curl in his lip.

What's this mean? It means the sun's coming

out, sweetheart. It means our luck's finally

coming 'round. We'll squeeze him for dough, go

to the coast. They got good hospitals there.

You can get your heart treated. This chump's gonna give us a

future. The only chump's the one I'm

looking at. Aw, Hank.

Don't you see? I'm doing this for you.

This goose will pay your way through college, grad school,

even. You know I ain't got the

brains for college. You just want me to go so you

can kid yourself into thinking your life wasn't a total

failure. But all the college in the world

won't make up for the fact that you let my sister die, and now

mom's in the bedroom shooting dope into her veins on account

of it. Oh, God, Hank.

Oh, God! Your dinner's getting cold.

Where are we going?

Aquarium. Stolen sea creatures.

We're gonna question a marine biologist.

Hey, do you mind if we swing by Gertz's first?

I got to pick up a bottle of bromide.

- Bromide? - It's not for me.

Speaking of which, do you know where a guy could get a pair of

- compression socks around here? - Who are you running

- errands for? - Don't worry

about it.

Chris, you left the

- car on. - Oh, so what?

We're only gonna be in here for a minute.

There's a wall down there, anyway.

I came in yesterday morning, and they were all gone ... the

groupers and starfish ... all of them.

Do you have any enemies that we should know

about? Mm, I don't know.

- Maybe those zoo assholes. - Okay, well, we're

gonna snoopidy-doop for a little bit.

Check around here.

Chris. You're acting really strange.

- Are you all right? - Sure, I am.

Are you?

Yeah, actually, I'm ... I'm glad that you brought that

up, because...

- ...I'm in a bit of a situation. Uh-huh.

I have this...friend who did something really bad,

and I know about it, but no one else knows about it, and I don't

- know what to do. - Screw him.

- Sell him out. - What? Really?

Yeah. I'm telling you, honey, he'd

give you up in a heartbeat.

We're all in it for ourselves in this sorry pisspot.

I don't think you completely understand the

- situation. - Look, you do

the crime, you do the time. Hope the bastard fries for it.

They don't suspect a thing. I'll see you tonight.

"First I'll start you part-time.

Run my errands, marshal." Check.

"Make my calls." Check.

"What's that?

Oh, don't mind if I sit in a rickshaw while you drag me

around the town for all to see." Check. Check. Check.

I know you don't know. About what?

You know. About Chris?

Yeah. Chris. I know you don't have anything

on Chris. You work for Leo Prince now.

I'm Leo Prince.

That you, Bernard? You know, I've been thinking

about what you said, and I think you might be on to something.

I'm willing to give it a shot. Maybe this could be a new

beginning for us. Easy street, here we come.

I never thought it could happen. What do you think?

You look beautiful, Eleanor...like the day we met.

Gentlemen, I present to you the most revolutionary

counterfeiting system in history.

But first a little biology lesson.

The starfish, marvel of the

seven seas, the only animal with powerful enough

regenerative abilities that the act of severing one in half

will result in two perfectly formed starfish.

Well, what does this have to do with counterfeiting?

This machine takes the natural ability of the starfish and

turns it into cold, hard cash. First they're pressed...

...then cut...

...finally, printed.

Voilà .

Fake money... that multiplies endlessly.

You're all going to be very wealthy men...and so am I.

Hello. I'm calling on behalf of

Bernard moss. He knows what you did, and he ...

Hello?

Hello? Hi, I'm calling on behalf of

Bernard moss. He knows what you did, and he ...

Hello?

Hello. Hi. I'm not privy to that

information, but I do know you did something that he observed,

and, uh, well, he wants to blackmail you.

Hello? Uh, what would be a better time

to call? Hello?

Okay. Hi.

I'm calling on behalf of Bernard moss.

He knows what you did ...

stick your ass in your [bleep].

No, I am sorry. I don't think that's

anatomically possible. Thank you, anyway.

You work for me now, and I work for him, so we're all in this

together. Who the [bleep] is this?!

Yeah. Hello?

Right. Understood. I'll take you right off the

list. Okay.

Ooh, yeah. Work them knots.

After this, you can pick up the roast at the butcher's ... give

it a back massage.

Uh, just a moment, Mr. Prince.

Uh, I'm coming. I'm coming. Hello?

Yes, this is Bernard moss. What's that?

Oh ... oh, yes, I've ... I've given my credit card to an

employee of mine, Chris Monsanto.

Yes, he's authorized to use it. He's an employee of mine.

He's charged how much? Damn it, Chris!

Just have to step out for a minute, Mr. Prince.

Leaving you alone with

Leo Prince is the second worst mistake your husband ever

made...after being born, that is.

Hey, thank you for coming with me to this cocaine

- bust. - Whatever.

Hey, there's the aquarium guy. You got the stuff?

You got the money?

The real McCoy.

What is that smell? Probably the briny sea all

around us.

There's that money-spending sack of [bleep]

You know, Susie, uh, I've been

thinking a lot about that friend you were talking about...

- Uh-huh. - ...And, um, how I said

that everybody's in it for themselves.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Did you ever think about getting him to open up about it and talk

about it and, you know, maybe secretly recording him?

Because, apparently, the blackmailing business is

- booming. - I was talking about

- you, you idiot. - Me?

What'd I do?

Oh, you mean the Brett stuff?

- Yes! - Susie, that was an

accident. I didn't mean to do it, and it's

tearing me up inside. You cannot tell anybody about

that. Otherwise, they're gonna fire

me. I got this blackmailer

up my ass. I don't know what the hell I'm

gonna do.

Now, let's think. How do we prevent people from

finding out that I killed Brett?

I heard. I know everything.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

No, I didn't before, but now I do.

You got nothing on me now, Prince.

I heard it all. I heard it all!

He heard it all!

Ka-plop.

What the hell? That money is starfish.

That coke's white ants.

- Excuse me, fellas. - Chris, what are you

doing? Get down!

B-b-b-beep, beep, beep, beep.

Uh, unh-unh. Susan, you've probably noticed

that, recently, I've been a little scattered, right?

- Leaving the car running... - You left the car on.

...Light bulbs on, that sort of thing.

Well, remember when we first met

that aquarium guy that we just saw die?

The groupers and starfish ... all of them.

The second he nervously mentioned starfish, I

figured he must have been using them to make counterfeit money.

Okay. To move that much chump change,

he'd probably want to go somewhere he could mask the

stink, so I figured it tied into this wondrous drug deal you've

- been prattling on about. - ...Cocaine deal going

down at the docks this Thursday night.

You see, Susan, what I've actually been doing is

increasing my carbon footprint. This here, and this there,

and as icing on the cake, I borrowed old Bernie's credit

card, and I bought 200,000 pounds of steel to seal the deal.

I sure hope those boys down there brought their speedos,

because they're gonna get awful wet in about three...two...one.

Well, all's well that

drowns swell. Great work, Chris.

- You got those four or five guys. - Well, thanks, Cappy,

but I couldn't have done it without the help of our good

friend global warming. Mm.

You're sure there's nothing more you'd like to tell us?

No, I didn't see how Brett fell into the wood chipper

because I was...shopping. Figures.

Hey, uh, what's going

on here? Uh, one of the stiffs from

the crime scene washed up on shore.

- We're gonna brain-drain him. Brain-drain?

What's that? New technology.

Latest thing in crime-fighting. They take a stiff and pull out

all his memories ... everything they know.

Everything. Everything.

Everything. Everything.

Everything. Everything.

Everything. Everything.

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♪ I plead guilty to loving her as much as any man could ♪

♪ the love I gave to that girl just

was more than any man should ♪ ♪ yes, your honor,

my heart was true ♪ ♪ whether the sky

was gray or blue ♪ ♪ yes, your honor,

I make amends ♪ ♪ but this woman and me

will never be friends ♪ ♪ but this...

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