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Let me tell you the story of a man named Bunju.
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A brutal dictator, he turned the
once proud African nation of
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Mubalo into his
personal death parlor.
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Every Sunday, he would treat
himself to a luxurious bath in
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the blood of his enemies.
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But this would be his last.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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Chris: Bath time's over, Bunju.
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Who are you?
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Chris: I'm Chris Monsanto, U.S.
marshal.
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But you can call me Calgon, 'cause
I'm about to take you away.
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I hope you're a Brian Setzer fan,
because you're gonna swing, baby.
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I love Brian Setzer.
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Chris: Ugh!
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I like you even less now.
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Get him out of there.
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Asshole.
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Brett: I'm here at Winley Air Force base,
where reporters have gathered to await
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the arrival of general Martin
Bunju of Mubalo, one of
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the most brutal dictators this
reporter has ever heard of.
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Susie: I'm so tired.
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[ Motor whirring ]
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It is I, Bunju, the
monster of Mubalo!
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I look forward to detailing my
atrocities in your international court.
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I think you will
be most horrified.
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Chris: All right, okay.
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Down you go.
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All right, no more
questions, folks.
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No more questions.
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Susie: In.
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We're taking you to a safe house so we
can monster-sit you until your trial.
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All of us in one car?
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Please, in my country, a man of my stature
does not ride in a car with a woman.
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Susie: Well, this
isn't your country.
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Chris: All right, sweetheart.
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There you go.
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Narrator: That night, Bunju
regaled the marshals with tales
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of his brutal reign.
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...and I went on to win the
election in a landslide.
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By that, I mean I had all opposing
candidates crushed under rocks.
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Seriously, look at me.
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So crusty from flying.
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I could sure use a
blood bath right now.
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Chris: I got to tell you, Bunju,
you're a hard guy not to like.
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You're a real solid bastard.
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You are right.
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I am the pits.
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Before I came along, Mubalo was a
peaceful and prosperous nation.
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People spent their days playing
friendly games of Scribblers 8.
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Chris: Scribblers 8?
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What's that?
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Would you like to play?
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Chris: Let's see.
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"Get ready for fun as two to
nine players add, subtract,
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multiply, and divide
their way to victory."
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Geez. Where's old red, huh?
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She'd eat up this egghead crap
like it was fried shrimp.
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Brett: [ Laughs ] Yeah.
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Where is she?
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Chris: Huh.
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[ Pounding ]
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Susie: Hello?!
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I'm still in here!
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Let me see what's in Bunju's bag.
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Scribblers 8.
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Might kill some time.
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Brett: What are you doing?
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You can double your roll is you
have passies on the yellow line.
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Chris: Moron, you had triple 7s the
last time you landed on a free square.
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You're not even supposed
to be touching the dice.
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Is fun, right?
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Chris: Yeah, right.
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It sucks.
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Not sucks.
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Just flip the multiplier coin.
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If it comes up red, you can
try and roll double 8s.
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Brett: Aah!
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Susie: This game makes no sense.
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Narrator: But the game
made perfect sense.
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It was marshal Susie who had not
the brain power to grasp it.
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Susie: That's not true.
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Narrator: All you need to do is
cross two triple-power scores
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of greater value and
you get a bonus word.
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Susie: Words?!
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I thought this was
a numbers game!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Chris: Shut up, Brett.
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Marshals, I don't think we're
supposed to leave the safe house.
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Chris: Put a cork in it, banjo.
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We're going back to the office.
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Brett: Maybe someone there will teach
us how to play this stupid game!
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It's fun.
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Ugh!
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[ Tires screeching ]
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Narrator: You need double 8.
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Roll the dice, Susie,
but not the blue dice.
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Susie: Shut up! Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Oh, God.
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Scribblers 8 is making me crazy.
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What is that game?
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This game blows.
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Not blows.
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It's fun.
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Chris: Well, maybe you should
stick to stapling people's
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eyelids to their nutsacks.
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Your game's a real stink box.
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Don't hate the game.
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Hate the scribbler.
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?
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Picking my new tiles.
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In negative pickup rounds,
your opponent picks the tiles.
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[Bleep] You.
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Oh, no.
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It's happening again.
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Chris: Again?
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San.
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It's been far too long.
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Susie: Uncle Avery.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Susie: Save the
goof juice, Avery.
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I'm only here because
I need your help.
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You know games.
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What can you tell me
about Scribblers 8?
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Scribblers 8?
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It's here?
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Checkmate.
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Aah!
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Susie: Oh, my God!
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[ Body thuds ]
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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If you're watching this, I
just slit my own throat, which
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means that Scribblers 8 has
spread to America, a prospect
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too terrifying for me to bear.
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Scribblers 8 was created by an
African inventor, Martin Bunju.
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He came to America to pitch this
atrocious game on the hit show
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"Invtican Hero."
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But he was laughed
out of the studio.
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Humiliated, Bunju went back to
Mubalo and entered politics.
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He rose to power through peaceful
democratic elections, eventually becoming a
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benevolent,
progressive-minded president.
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But he never forgot
his real dream.
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He made Scribblers 8 Mubalo's
national pastime and purged the
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country of all other games.
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It didn't take long for the
whole country to spiral into an
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annoyance-induced
orgy of bloodshed.
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If you're watching this, heed my
words -- Scribblers 8 is not fun.
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Unh!
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Susie: Bunju's not evil at all.
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It's the game.
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That's right.
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It's...the game.
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[ Chokes ]
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Susie: I'm too late.
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Brett: No, no, no, no, no!
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No, no! Wait.
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Chris: [ Speaking German ]
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Brett: No, no, no.
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Just wait. Just wait, wait!
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Chris: Hey, get over
here, will you?
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For some reason, Brett does
not want to be murdered.
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Brett: Yes, I do.
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I'm pulling!
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Susie: We have to stop people
from playing Scribblers 8!
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It's evil!
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For God's sake, look around!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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Chris: Yeah.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll talk to...Jobejo.
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Susie: Where is he?
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Chris: They took him to be
executed about 20 minutes ago.
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Susie: What about his trial?
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Chris: I think they were going
to try him in the van on
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the way to the firing squad.
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Susie: [ Sighs ]
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Come on.
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No. It's not annoying.
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It's a fun game.
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[ Machine-gun fire ]
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Chris: Wait!
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Ah, marshals.
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Come to join in the fun?
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Chris: Bunju, you killed the
witnesses and the executioners?
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Wow.
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Susie: Don't you see, Chris?
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Bunju didn't kill anyone.
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He never has.
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Liar!
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Susie: Oh, really?
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Strangle me.
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Chris: Squeeze, Bunju, squeeze!
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Her neck is slippery.
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Susie: Oh, cut it out.
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It's the game that's evil!
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It's stupid and annoying, and it
makes everyone kill each other.
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Bunju's just a patsy.
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Chris: Bunju, say it ain't so.
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It's true, Chris.
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Bunju not evil.
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My whole life has been a lie.
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Chris: But what about
the blood baths?
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Just tomato juice, Chris.
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Just tomato juice.
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Brett: Of course.
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Bunju is skunkproof.
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Tomato juice is a skunk's worst enemy,
and he's been bathing in it for years.
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I just wanted to help
people have fun.
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But it got bigger than me.
Chris: Uh, what did?
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[ Thunderous crash ]
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Narrator: I did!
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Scribblers.
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Narrator: There's no use trying
to stop me now, marshals.
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I have already begun to spread.
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Susie: Bunju, tell us
how to end the game.
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Marshal Susie, what makes Scribblers
8 so exciting is it goes on forever.
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Narrator: Have existed for
thousands of years, manifesting
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in everything that is a
pointless waste of time.
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Mankind will soon be a memory.
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The games will be
all that remain.
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Monopoly will play scattergories
against checkers, and chute will
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lie down with ladder!
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Susie: Bunju?!
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Narrator: Martin, it is time we
become one and fulfill our destiny.
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Chris: N-o-o-o-o!
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Narrator: Y-e-e-e-es.
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Just like in our deal
that we worked out.
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Chris: Bunju, Scribblers 8 is not fun!
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No board game is fun!
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Families just play board games so they
don't have to talk to each other!
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Really? Not fun?
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Brett: Yes!
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This game sucks!
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Let's do something else!
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Narrator: The words!
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He has said the seven words!
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N-o-o-o-o-o-o-- you have ended it, Brett...
By saying the words as written
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in the prophecy --
"This game sucks.
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Let's do something else."
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Goodbye.
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Chris: [ Gasps ]
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Bunju!
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Ah.
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Brett: The skunks are back!
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[ Laughing ]
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The games ended, and there was peace
throughout the world, even in Mubalo.
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Families talked, friends stopped
killing each other, and Bunju --
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he ended up right
where he belongs.
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Checkmate.
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[ Knife unsheathes ] Aah!
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[ African music plays ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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