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[ Stomach growls ]
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There it is, gents -- the telltale
rumble of an empty derby.
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Well, I got just the thing for that...
A five-course meal.
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All I see is beans.
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Look harder.
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I see me a Waldorf salad, glazed ham,
sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a
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key lime pie for dessert!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Spits ]
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Champagne cocktail.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, we're gonna have
a feast tonight!
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'Cause I may not have much on
this here earth, but I do got
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the one thing that no one can take
away from me... my imagination.
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That's what you think.
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[ Clanging ]
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Huh?! Huh?!
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Get --
[ High-pitched buzzing ]
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No, no, no, no!
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The king.
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They got the king!
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Chris: [ Sniffs ]
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Ugh! Do you guys smell
something weird?
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Susie, you didn't sleep over at
that Estonian guy's house again
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last night, did you?
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Susie: I don't smell anything.
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Guess I'm used to it.
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Chris: It's getting stronger.
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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Marshals, I need your help.
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They got king Otis.
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They -- they got king Otis.
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Chris: Wait a second, Mr. stink.
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Who are you?
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My father was Mr. stink.
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You call me "Spoons."
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I was on a grainer to Minot when these
fellers swooped in and stole the king.
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Susie: Oh.
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That sounds like a hot tip.
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Chris: Yes.
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In the hot tip room,
right this way.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Fooled.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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Chris: All right, kids.
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That's about it for today, okay?
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Bye.
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Both: Bye!
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Chris: [ Snoring ]
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[ Ethereal music plays ]
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[ Gasping ]
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Monsanto.
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Save me.
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I beg of you.
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Chris: King Otis?
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You are our only hope.
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There isn't much...time.
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You must -- oh, boy.
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Argo!
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Chris: Oh, my God.
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You're dying.
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Nah, that's just my usual 4 A.M.
mouth blast.
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Chris: Oh.
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I still need your help.
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I'm in the delta chamber.
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Hurry.
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Chris: Okay.
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Hurry!
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Chris: Aaaaah!
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Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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Ohh.
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Mouth blast.
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Hey, guys, I think that filthy,
stinking idiot was on to something.
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Brett: Thanks, buddy.
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About what?
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Chris: Not you.
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We got to talk to Spoons.
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I'm leaving.
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I'm leaving.
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Chris: No, wait.
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We need to chat.
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I think they was soldiers.
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They put his head in a machine
what looked like a hat.
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Brett: How did they
know his hat size?
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Susie: I don't think
that's important.
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I think they took him to break into
his mind, steal his imaginations.
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Chris: Well, who would want a
tramp's crummy flights of fancy?
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I mean, cornbread and tits, cornbread
and tits -- that's all you'd get.
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Why, marshal, there's nothing
more powerful in the universe
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than a tramp's imagination.
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We can dream up anything.
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Do you remember any details
about the kidnappers?
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Uh...I'll show you.
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Oh, boy.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Chris: You know, we do have a lovely
selection of pens in the office.
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Susie: That's military.
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They must have taken him
to the local army base.
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What do you think
they're doing to him?
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[ Grunting ]
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Aah!
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What kind of weapons has this
dirty old codger dreamed up?
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Sir, we've come up with
one very promising item.
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We call it the Heathcliff, A.K.A.
"The Homeless Garfield."
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It's a multipurpose tool
for our men in the field.
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First, it's nourishment.
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[ Plink! ]
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It's also a comb, a toothpick, a
xylophone, and a razor-sharp bayonet.
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I like it.
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What else do you have?
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[ Sighs ]
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Well, we have a top hat with a
spring-open lid and a Daisy
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inside and mouse canoe
made out of a hot-dog bun.
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We're still working on a way to keep it
from getting waterlogged immediately.
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Hmm.
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You promised me revolutionary
ideas, and then you give me this?!
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You know what I want.
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[ Groans ]
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What do you got in
there, old-timer?
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Brett: Ohh.
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I hope they have
bathrooms inside.
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I got to dip my snake
in boys' room lake.
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Susie: Brett, be
quiet and stay down.
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Kiss her.
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Brett: What?
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Go on, kiss her.
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My boy, there is nothing better
in the world than a kiss from a
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pretty girl's lips.
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You don't do it now, you'll
regret it the rest of your life.
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Susie: No!
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Brett, what are you doing?!
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Brett: Spoons told me to!
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Susie: Well, don't
listen to Spoons!
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Brett: You're my first!
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This is a restricted area.
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Put your hands up.
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Chris: Oh, sure, if you don't
mind me putting these on first.
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Brass knuckles?
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You're gonna need more than
that to get through us, son.
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Chris: Well, these
aren't brass knuckles.
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They're magnet knuckles.
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Aah! Aah!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[ Clang! ]
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[ Crunch! ]
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Chris: And I think they got
through you just fine.
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This way, Chris.
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Delta chamber, just like king
Otis told you in your vision.
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Chris: Hey, I didn't tell you he
said anything about delta chamber.
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Uh... Chris: Whoa!
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Hold it, pal.
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You got about 10 seconds before I
tramp-stamp your brain to mush.
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Now, who the hell are you?
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Okay, I'll spill, but before I explain
anything, you got to take a sip of this.
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Chris: Okay. [Scoffs] Fine.
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Down the hatch, right?
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Ugh. Okay.
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See, Chris, we tramps
ain't like your kind.
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We ain't even from this world.
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We come from a planet
light-months away.
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We call it Arania, but
you know it as Plaxor.
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It's a barren land with nary a
vittle or critter, but we didn't
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need nothing on account
of fancy fuel.
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It flowed like rivers, and when we drank
it, ain't nothing we can't imagine.
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But then our planet ran dry.
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Tramps was starving.
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So, king Otis and his court traveled
the galaxy looking for a new source.
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They found it on earth.
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Your kind calls it Sterno.
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Otis would drink the fancy fuel, then
beam those imaginations back to Arania.
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Chris: So, if Otis can't send up
his visions, your planet will die.
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[ Grunts ]
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Chris: Hey!
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Oh, sorry.
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I thought you had a piece of
parsley stuck in your teeth.
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Chris: Yeah. Okay.
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Sir, I believe we
have something.
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It's a boot that sings
Al Jolson songs.
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Strollin' down the promenade
with an ice-cold lemonade
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Very interesting.
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[ Gunshot ]
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King Otis!
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Chris: Well, general, looks
like your soldier just went
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A.M.O.L. --
absent "mitout" life.
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Kill!
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Monsanto... join me.
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With his imagination, we could
rule the world together.
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Chris: Sorry, general.
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No can do.
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If you had asked me a couple of
days ago what a tramp needs, I
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would have said a hot
shower and a good beating.
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But, you know, I've learned that
these guys are kind of special,
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and from now on, when there's
something about a bum that makes
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my eyes water, it's not
gonna be their smell.
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It's gonna be the
size of their heart.
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Die!
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Mammy.
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Chris: Just call me
"The Jazz Slinger."
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[ Grunts ]
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We're losing him!
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We got to get out of here!
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[ Sirens wailing ]
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Follow me.
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Sweettone!
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Spoons!
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What are your names?
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Chris: Why?
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Just tell me!
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There ain't that much time!
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Chris: Chris.
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Susie: Susie.
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Brett: Brett.
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Get in.
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No! Don't move or
we'll open fire.
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[ Gunshot ]
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I'm hit!
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Halt!
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[ Radio chatter ]
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He doesn't have long.
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Sweettone, we need to go home.
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Drink these.
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Now, imagine hard, gang, with
all your might... and fly!
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Susie: It's beautiful.
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Arania.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, everybody, they're back!
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Welcome home.
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The king!
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[ Banjo strums ]
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Have a cigar.
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Good as new.
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[ Laughter ]
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You have saved our planet.
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[ Harmonica playing ]
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Goodbye, Chris, Susie, Brett.
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Susie: He knows our names!
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Chris: Bye!
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[ People screaming in distance,
roller coaster rumbles ]
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Susie: That was fun.
Chris: Yeah.
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Brett: Hey, look.
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Chris: Oh, geez.
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Look at that.
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They think I'm paying 14 bucks
for that, they've been drinking
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too much fancy fuel.
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Brett: Hey, let's go ride the
sky crime coaster again.
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Chris: Yeah, all right.
Let's do that.
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Susie: Fine.
Chris: Right this way, honey.
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The banger boys
have said goodbye
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they're wearing their
marching suits
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they can hear their
little sweethearts sigh
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to the tattoo of their boots
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goodbye, Susanna
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I am Savannah bound
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