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[ Thunder crashes ]
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How's that "In Memoriam"
reel coming, Eddie?
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The awards are tomorrow night.
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Just watching it
down one more time.
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[ Reels click ]
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[ Soft music plays ]
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Hey, cool!
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[ Gunshot ]
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Wait, no.
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Chris: Beloved editor, eh?
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The killer added that.
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We haven't found any evidence that
this editor was loved by anyone.
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Chris: Oh, come on, Cappy.
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Even a lowly video editor can find
somebody with a fatso fetish.
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Can you imagine what the bottom
of that guy's chair smelled like?
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Brett: You mean the wheels?
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Chris: Hey, Brett.
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Shut down.
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In any event, this beast left
behind a new "In Memoriam" reel.
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Susie: Great!
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We can dust for prints.
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Oh, no go, Susie.
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I already had it
dusted for dust.
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Damn germophobia.
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Susie: Wait a minute.
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None of these actors are dead.
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That's right, Susie.
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But they were all in the cast of
the obscure action thriller --
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Chris: [ Gasps ]
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"Partners in Crime"!
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Only my favorite
movie of all time.
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I had Gene Shalit framed for wife
beating when he gave it one star.
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Susie: Who'd want to kill the
cast of "Partners in Crime"?
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Chris: Welp, dust off your blow
noses and jack your valentis.
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We're going to Tinselwood.
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[ Whip! ]
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[ Blink! ]
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Brought to you by Gruts feminine
cleanser --- don't get mad, get Gruts.
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Abelman's lighting rental!
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Madame Laforge's wax
holocaust museum!
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Susie: Quit looking at landmarks and
start looking for clues, Brett.
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We've got a case to crack.
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Brett: I see a landmark--
world's biggest bitch.
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Susie: So, where do we start?
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Chris: Well, sweetheart, why
don't we start with the prime
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suspect -- that washed-up
sack of [bleep] Jeff Pooley.
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Susie: The failed actor?
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Chris: Uh-huh.
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Susie: I heard he cried
himself to death.
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Chris: No, honey, he
is very much alive.
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And if my hunch is correct, he's
still bitter about being cut out
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of "Partners in Crime."
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Susie: So, where do we find him?
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Chris: [ Mockingly ] So
where do we find him?
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Ugh!
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Aah!
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Why'd he have to go and
do a thing like that?
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[ Boing! ]
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Chris: All right,
let's see here.
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Ah, here we go -- map of
the faded stars' homes.
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Brett: Does it say where
swamp thing lives?
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Excuse me.
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I need something
for my allergies.
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Susie: Oh, I-I don't work here.
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But...I hear these are
pretty effective.
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Thank you.
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Do you sell exit bags?
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Susie: Oh, try aisle four.
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Chris: Okay, Susie, enough
of the star sucking.
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Let's get out of here.
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Pardon me.
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I've been in this town 22 years and
I've never seen such a natural talent.
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Susie: Me? Get out of here.
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No!
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I don't joke about these things.
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Missy, you've got "it."
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Susie: [ Chuckling ] Really?!
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"It" being what it takes to
be a Schwadd's pharmacist.
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Susie: [ Gasps ]
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Your life is about to
change, little lady.
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Come with me.
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Susie: Prescriptions!
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Extra strength!
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She's the greatest
thing since Gruts!
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Picking up a prescription
for formaldehyde.
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Susie: Coming right up, mister!
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Who's next?
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[ Laughs ]
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Chris: You know, Brett, the
only life-form lower than an
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actor is a failed actor, and
this place is lousy with them.
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I bet there's a wait list
to jump out the window.
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Yes?
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Chris: Hi!
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Mr. Pooley, I just want you to know
I am such a huge fan of yours.
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It's such a pleasure
to meet you.
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Thanks. [ Grunts ]
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What the hell are you doing?!
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[ Grunts ]
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Chris: I'm here to
put you in a movie.
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It's called "I'm the guy who
confessed to killing the cast of
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'Partners in Crime.'"
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no, you got the
wrong guy, marshal.
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Chris: Oh, I don't
think so, Pooley.
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In fact, I think this
might be your big break!
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[ Bone cracks ]
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Ohh, God! Ohh!
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That isn't me!
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I ain't bitter.
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I-I just spoke to
Levain last week.
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Brett: Levain?
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Who's that, some kind of guy?
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E.D. Levain!
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He -- he wrote and directed
"Partners in Crime."
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Chris: I'm listening.
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He calls, says he wants to
put me in his new movie.
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That's right, things are
really heating up for me.
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There's a lot of buzz around
Jeff Pooley these days.
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Brett: You know what else has a
lot of buzz around it, Pooley?
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Horse [Bleep]
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Wait a minute. I-I know you.
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I've seen you all
over the trades.
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Chris: Trades?
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Brett: Yeah. Uh-huh.
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What's in there?
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Chris: "Achievement in sticking
your nose where it don't belong."
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[ Both chuckle ]
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[ Gunshots ]
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[ Thud ]
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Chris: [ Gasps ]
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Pooley!
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I guess Pooley wasn't the
killer after all, huh?
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[ Groans ]
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Chris: What's that?
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All right.
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Okay. Move.
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[ Gurgles ]
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Chris: Geez, look at this.
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Poor bastard.
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Still living in the past.
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[ Moans ]
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Brett: Wait a second.
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Look at the date.
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Those are the numbers
that mean now.
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This -- this script is new.
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Chris: Ah.
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So, E.D. Levain is doing a
remake of "Partners in Crime,"
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and somebody is killing
his cast members.
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Let's pay him a visit.
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Looks like there's a new
pair of goofballs in town.
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[ Honk! ]
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[ Click! ]
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[ Bong! ]
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[ Boing! ]
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[ Plink! Plink! Plink! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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[ Creak! ]
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[ Crash! ]
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[ Cheering ]
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Susie: What's going on?
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Joel -- the hot, new pharmacist.
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Sorry, Susie.
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That's how it is
in the pharm biz.
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I'll need your coat.
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You looking for work?
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I got a pharma-trunk
out in the valley.
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I could use a pretty
girl like you.
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[ Cheering continues ]
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Your life is about to
change, little lady.
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For the worse, I mean.
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Just give them what
they want, sweetie.
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[ Smacks butt ]
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Hurry up, skank!
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I got to go find my kids.
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Susie: Okay, here are your painkillers
and your date-rape drugs.
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Brett: Is this where
Levain lives?
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Chris: Yeah, looks like
he's really hit the skids.
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Brett: Hey.
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That drug dealer looks
like my work mom.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Susie: Jerk!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Chris: Susie?
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Susie: [ Sobbing ]
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Chris: Oh, Sus-- oh, honey.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay, let's get you up.
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Come on, Brett, give me a
hand with this, will you?
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Susie: [ Sniffles ]
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Chris: Oh, honey, I warned you
about getting involved with
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this lifestyle.
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Just take a look at that.
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Susie: [ Gasps ] Pooley!
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Chris: I'm starting to have
a bunch a' hunch that maybe
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E.D. Levain is involved
in all of this.
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Susie: Levain?
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I know that name.
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He used to buy formaldehyde
from the pharmacy.
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Chris: He must be
preserving the bodies.
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Let's roll!
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Here's your eggs.
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Eggs? I ordered oatmeal!
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Why do they always give me eggs?
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[ Gunshots ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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Chris: Let's roll
that way instead.
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[ Bell rings ]
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Quiet, please!
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Quiet on the set.
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Get ready to go again!
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Roll sound!
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Lights!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Action!
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Brett: This guy's cuckoo bananas
for cocoa puffs and bananas.
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Chris: When you're right,
you're right, kid.
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But I got an idea.
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Boom in the shot!
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Boom in the shot!
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Chris: And in the director.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Susie: Why, Levain?
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Just to do a remake of
"Partners in Crime"?
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Not a remake -- a spoof.
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It was going to be the
greatest spoof of all time.
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But these ungrateful actors
didn't want to be in it.
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So I had to kill them and shoot
the movie with their corpses.
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Chris: Too bad
nobody's gonna see it.
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Brett, take that film
outside and burn it.
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Then take the ashes to the
desert and bury them.
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And then, uh, kill yourself so
you don't accidentally blab
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about it, okay?
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Brett: 10-4.
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No! Please, just watch it!
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Chris: [ Sighs ]
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Okay.
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[ Projector whirring ]
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Brett: Boo!
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Susie: Shh!
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Brett: Sorry.
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Jackson, I'd like you
to meet your new partner!
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[ Farts ]
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This guy stinks!
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I-I-it's slime time!
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[ Laughter ]
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Chris: [ Gasps ]
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Brett: [ Screaming ]
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Chris: Oh.
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Brett: [ Laughs ]
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Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
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Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Applause ]
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Chris: Well, that was the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Finish it, Chris.
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Finish it.
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Chris: All right.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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Susie: I think he meant
finish the movie.
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Chris: Oh, I know. I know.
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Now, why did they have to go
and print a thing like that?
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[ Both screaming ]
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The banger boys
have said goodbye
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they're wearing their
marching suits
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they can hear their
little sweethearts sigh
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to the tattoo of their boots
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