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You think stem cells
really cure diseases?
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Yeah, and selling them on the
black market's gonna cure my disease--
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not being rich.
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[ Laughs ]
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Chris: Well, well, well.
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Stem-cell thieves.
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Susie: The lowest of the low.
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Brett: The people
version of dog [bleep].
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Okay, we surrend--
Chris: Certainly won't go quietly.
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I didn't think so.
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Susie: Chris, help!
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Brett: Yeah, Chris!
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Aaaaah!
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Brett: Okay, Chris. All done.
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Unh!
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Chris: You're right, Brett.
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We should be heading out, but
first, I'll beheading this guy.
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[ Chainsaw buzzing ]
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[ Thud ]
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Ah. Now, who's the brains
of this operation?
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Susie: Chris, stop!
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I am so sorry about your friend.
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[ Chainsaw buzzing ]
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Chris: Ah.
I hope you're kosher for bash-over.
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[ Grunts ]
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Brett: Ugh. Too soon.
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Chris: [ Cackling ]
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Susie: Chris, you
really need to relax.
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Chris: [ Breathing heavily ]
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Why?
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Susie: See?
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This is fun, right?
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[ Laughs ]
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Chris: Yeah, it's a real toot.
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[ Belches, sighs ]
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Susie: You're just stressed out.
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All you do is work.
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Maybe you need a hobby.
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I do yoga and go
grocery shopping.
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Brett: I raise puppie--
from the dead.
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I don't just kill perps all day.
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Sometimes after work, I'll swing by the
cemetery and piss on their graves.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please give
a warm se?or Breezie's welcome to
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Deke and the Growlers.
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All right, how you
doing out there?
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Brett: Whoo!
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I know what's gonna
wake this crowd up.
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How about a little bangin'...
[ Chord plays ]
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...slangin'... [ chord plays ]
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...ring-a-ding-dong-dangin'...
[ Chord plays ]
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...South side Chicago blues?
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Hit it!
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[ Up-tempo blues music playing ]
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I got a hot rod, baby
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and my girl, she's
got a hot-rod bod
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yes, she does
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Chris: What is this?
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I got a hot rod, baby
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and my girl, she's
got a hot-rod bod
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yes, she does
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Chris: What is this wondrous music...
yeah
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Chris: ...This... blues?
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Brett: Then the zookeeper comes
by, and he says, "Sir, you
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can't stand in the gorilla
cage -- unless you win the big
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dance competition, that is."
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Then I won!
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The end.
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What do you think?
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Susie: Well, a novel's usually
longer and written down.
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Brett: I didn't ask for notes.
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Listen up, team.
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We have a reliable tip that someone is
planning to donate a dirty bomb near
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grand square Plaza.
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Susie: Who would
want to do that?
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William Barlow, a radical chemist
who went underground in the '60s.
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Monsanto?
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Monsanto, I'm talking to you.
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It's a bum, damn it!
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Susie: "Gone bluesin'.
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Be back never -- Chris."
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Find him, you two,
before it's too late.
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Bros, you can add the Cohens'
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25th-wedding-anniversary bash to
the list of growlers gigs this
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year, which means we'll be singing the
"We've Got Health Insurance" blues.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Up-tempo blues music playing ]
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Chris: [ Muffled shouting ]
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Oh, geez.
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I must've fallen asleep and had one
of my traditional day terrors.
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Hey, fellas, I'm sorry to stow
away on your bus here, but who
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are you, and what is the blues?
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Well, I'm Deke.
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This is Bricktop,
Rocco, and Greg.
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Hi.
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How you doing?
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A-bow-wow.
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As for your second question,
well, you're in luck, Chris,
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'cause we're on a pilgrimage to the source--
the place where blues started.
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And when we get there, we're gonna
meet the king of the blues.
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Maybe he can tell us the
true meaning of the blues.
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Come along for the ride, kid.
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[ Music resumes ]
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Susie: He never came
back to the bar.
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Where else would
someone go bluesin'?
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Brett: Smurf village?
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Hopefully not the
South side, though.
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It's filled with Sm...
Smurfrican Americans.
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It's got to be close.
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I can smell the blues.
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[ Heavenly music plays ]
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Chris: I'm home.
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This is sacred ground, lads.
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Feast your eyes.
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Bruce Willis' harmonica.
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Jim Belushi�s
brother's sunglasses.
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A-bow-wow.
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Chris: They've all been here.
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And they'll be here again.
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We've got a jam-packed
blues-vember coming up.
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The king!
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Step into my office, boys.
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Fellas, I'm a busy man.
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What do you need?
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Chris: Tell us the
meaning of the blues.
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Want to know what the blues is?
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It's a dusty road
meeting a setting sun.
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It's a fat, old catfish
tugging at a line.
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The blues, boys, is
the sound of freedom.
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Cool.
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Yeah, wow. Great.
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See you later.
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Chris: Wait a second.
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He's lying.
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You're right, Chris.
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That was a test, and you passed.
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Here you go.
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Chris: [ Exhales sharply ]
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Whoa.
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Here's the truth.
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The blues is really about good
food and great atmosphere at a
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reasonable price point.
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Thank you, your majesty.
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If it pleases you, uh, the
growlers and myself would be
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honored to set this house
a-rockin' tonight.
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I'm afraid that's not possible,
Edekial -- not tonight, not ever.
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Which reminds me...
[ Gun cocks ]
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Chris: Whoa!
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Wait! What are you doing?
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We're finished.
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The blues is done.
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Chris: What are you
talking about?
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The local free-arts paper
strong-armed me into booking a
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"Traditional Bluesman" named
Old Blind Willie tonight.
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Listen.
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Got to find my woman
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took a train down South
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Chris: Turn this off!
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It's awful!
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Can't even
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That wasn't the blues.
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That was evil. A-bow-wow.
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Looks like tonight, the blues
house is gonna be in the re
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we'll all be wearing black when the
slips are pink from lack of green.
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Who knows if there'll
be a tomorrow?
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Chris: Hey, guys, what
are you doing here?
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Susie: Wee been looking
all over for you.
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Someone's planning on detonating
a dirty bomb on grand square --
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Chris: Oh, who cares?
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Old blind Willie's about to
start performing, and this
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old-timey-blues douche-bag crowd isn't
buying any barbecue pork poppers.
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Can I interest you
in some bluesaritas?
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Water is fine.
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How you all doing tonight?
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[ Applause ]
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My woman done
gone and left me
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she done run herself away
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my dog done got
himself eaten
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by a larger dog today
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I got the blues
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Brett: What is this trash?
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I wish I was blind in my ears.
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Susie: Wait a minute.
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That William Barlow,
the ex-chemist.
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His file says he was blinded in
a chemical fire 30 years ago.
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William Barlow is
old blind Willie.
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Chris: He must've lured people
away from the college so
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he could steal dirty-bomb
material from the chemistry lab.
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Susie: Then when he detonates
the bomb, everyone in the world
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will be miserable, and they'll
like his garbage music.
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Chris: I'll take care of this old
fake with extreme prejudice.
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Not the racial kind,
sweetheart, okay?
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Guys, where are you going?
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We got to stop old blind Willie.
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Party's over, Chris.
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Blues is dead.
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We're gonna have to go back
to our wives and children.
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Bricktop's old lady
came to pick us up.
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[ Car horn honks ]
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Chris: Well, I still believe.
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[ Heroic music plays ]
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Ladies and gentlemen, um, we
hope you've enjoyed the awful
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portion of tonight's program.
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And now it's time for
some real blues!
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A-5, 6, 7, 8!
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[ Up-tempo harmonica
music playing ]
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Boys, someone's honking on
the old mouth box inhere!
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[ Music continues ]
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[ Coughs, sighs ]
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Hey!
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Let's blues this shack! Hit it!
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[ Up-tempo blues music playing ]
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Party!
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I got a hot rod, baby
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and my girl, she's
got a hot-rod bod
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Can I get you anything?
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Well, yeah, sweet thing.
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You get me some pork
plopers -- for everyone!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Laugh it up. It don't matter.
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All you fools will
be dead tonight.
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[ Music continues ]
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He's getting away!
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Oh [bleep].
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Music resumes ]
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Chris: All right, sweetheart.
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There you go.
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Okay?
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Chris, thank you.
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You saved the blues.
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We can all go home. [ Laughs ]
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I'm just gonna need to
close out your tab.
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40% gratuity's already included.
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Chris: Oh, great.
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Hey, bud.
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This one's on the growlers.
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We're gonna go load up the van.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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Chris: Thanks, Deke.
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[ Beeps ]
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I sorry, sir.
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This card expired...
90 years ago.
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Chris: Hey, guys,
what's the scam?
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This credit card expired,
like, decades ago.
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That's right.
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So did we.
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You see, Chris, we're ghosts.
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We came here to teach you about the
blues, and now our job is done.
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See you in blues heaven.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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He's just kidding.
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We'll see you in regular
heaven in the blues section.
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A-bow-wow.
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Chris: Brett, Susie...
Let's get back to work.
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Susie: But what about the blues?
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Chris: Oh, it's coming, too.
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