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Susie: Look at all this stolen art,
Chris. It must be worth millions.
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Chris: Oh, Susie, please.
Don't be so naive.
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Everybody knows that artwork
is like female bodybuilders...
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Splendidly beautiful on the outside,
but full of drugs on the inside.
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Watch this.
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[ Canvas ripping ]
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I should have learned
my lesson with Sherice.
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She was a female bodybuilder
I dated/slashed.
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Well, it's marshal Chris Monsanto
and his lackey friends.
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Chris: Lackey co-workers,
if you please, Doolan.
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We seldom socialize outside of work.
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I usually collect
masterpieces, Monsanto.
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But tonight, I'm gonna paint one...
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With your blood!
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[ Gunshots ]
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- Brett: Chris, I'm out of bullets!
- Chris: Yeah, so am I.
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Well, I guess this is it.
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Wait, I have an idea.
Here. Lie flat, Brett.
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Lie flat.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Hey, fellas...
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Batter up!
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[ Thumping ]
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- [ Birds chirping ]
- Chief: Inspired work, Monsanto.
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You took down most of Doolan's gang.
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Chris: Well, thank you, chief,
but you know something?
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I couldn't have done it
without my two partners...
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Swifty and Pete.
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[ Laughter ]
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Brett: What about me, huh? [ Chuckles ]
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I did, uh, pretty good too, right?
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I was the bat.
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Chief: You're right, Brett.
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You were indispensable out there...
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And you too, Gun.
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[ Laughter ]
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And let's not forget about you, Pencil.
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Great job filling out that report.
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[ Laughter ]
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You see, Brett, congratulating
you would be a waste of breath,
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breath we could be
using to laugh at you.
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[ Laughter ]
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Chris: Cheer up, pal.
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You know, if you hadn't been
around to be my human bat,
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I would have had to use somebody
else... anybody else, actually.
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Brett: I'm not just a prop.
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What about the time I saved those kids?
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[ Screaming and crying ]
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[ Crunching ]
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Oh [bleep]!
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Brett: So it wasn't my
idea to crush my skull?
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[ Sighs ]
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I guess we're the same... you and me.
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People use us, wave us
around, and toss us aside,
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and there's always another lined up.
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Don't listen to those jerks, Brett.
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If I were you, I'd quit.
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Brett: Quit?
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But what would I do?
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I've always been with
the marshals' office.
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Chris is my friend, right?
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I wouldn't know where else to go.
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Why don't you join Doolan's gang?
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That would show 'em.
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Ye-a-a-ah.
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Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
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I hope you like committing
crime, my friends.
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[ Door opens ]
Looky what I found...
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Monsanto's human bat.
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Brett: Hey, fellas.
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Tie him up and toss
him in the incinerator.
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I hope you like being hot, my friend.
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Brett: I do, but, uh,
I'm not a marshal anymore.
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I quit the force, and I'm
here to join your gang.
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So, do I got to fill something out or...
I brought three forms of I.D.
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If you're not with the
marshal, then prove it.
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Try this.
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Welcome aboard.
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[ Laughter ]
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Brett: It is funny.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Chris: Hey, has anyone
seen Brett's mouth?
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I need his teeth.
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When I got this, I
thought it was a twist-off.
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Susie: He quit last night.
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Chief: Chris, Susie, I want you to
meet Brett's replacement, Brady Giles.
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Chris: Ah, how you doin', handsome?
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The [bleep] am I
supposed to do with that?
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Relax. I'm just clawing with ya.
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I like to give people the business...
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the lobster business...
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on account of my [bleep] Claws.
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Here, let me help you with that.
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[ Clatters ]
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Chris: Wow!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Geez, we get Brett's replacement,
and as a bonus, he's a freak, too.
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Chief: Brady, I want you to
meet your other partner, Susie.
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Ooh, yeah, would I like
to pinch those fun bags...
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Snap, snap, snap.
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Susie: If you touch me, I will
snap, snap, snap your head off.
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Mm, yum, yum. Daddy likey.
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Snap, snap.
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[ Laughter ]
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Everybody keep still and quiet...
that way, nobody gets hurt.
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I'm going to the vault,
where they keep the money.
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Mr. Horse, make sure
no one trips the alarm.
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Brett: Uh, FYI, guys, we're all gonna
be using code names based on animals.
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So don't shout an animal,
or we might get confused,
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like if you say "dog," I might think
you're talking about Mr. Dog,
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my good friend right
over here, Carlos Ruiz.
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What are you doing, man?
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Brett: Oh, nothing,
Mr. Dog... uh, sorry...
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Carlos Ruiz.
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- [ Siren wails ]
- It's the police.
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Let's get away!
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[ Door rattles ]
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Why is this door locked?
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Brett: Oh, I locked it
to keep the cops out.
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You bloody fool!
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Check the other exit!
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[ Thuds ]
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Chris: I'm jammed.
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Okay, I got an idea.
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Um, lie down.
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Come on. Hey, lie down.
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No! Hands off me, Queerbones!
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- Chris: That's it. That's it.
- I don't crawl that way!
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Chris: Come on, you're my new bat!
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- Lay off me, sissy!
- Chris: Stay still!
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Leave me alone!
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Chris: Great.
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Nice job, crab boy.
Doolan just got away.
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[Bleep] you, Edward Fingerhands.
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Chris: God, you suck.
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Brett: Hey, guys, just off
the top of my old spaghetti,
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next time we rob a bank,
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we should take the money
with us before we leave.
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- Can I waste him?
- Not yet.
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[ Crunching ]
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We can still use him for something.
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Brett, I want you to tell me...
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everything you know about
the marshals' office.
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What kind of firepower do they have?
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What are their
intelligence capabilities?
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Brett: Hmm, let me see.
The marshals' office.
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Uh, oh. The toilet clogs if
you flush too many magazines.
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I see.
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My God, I see. You really
are good for nothing.
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Well...
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Almost nothing.
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[ Crunching ]
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Chief: You really let us down, Monsanto.
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Doolan got away.
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It was an utter failure.
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Chris: You know, chief, I think
you'd be singing a different tune
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if old "Claws Kinski" over here
had let me use him as a human bat.
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Chief: Over the line, Chris.
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The man is deformed.
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That's all right.
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He's just a little steamed
because I'm the first guy
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who wouldn't lie down
and get stiff for him.
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[ Laughter ]
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Susie: An alarm just went
off at First National Bank.
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It's time we finish this.
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It's a holdup!
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Get down! Hands on your heads!
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Get down on the ground, you!
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Get down!
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Hands on your heads!
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Sit down, all of you!
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Here.
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[ Door opens ]
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Susie: Freeze!
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No!
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Brett: Hey, how's it going in there?
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Chris: Brett?
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What are you doing here, Brett?
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Brett: Oh, hi, Chris.
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I joined Doolan's gang.
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I'm his bat now.
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Hey, kid, I know this is a
really weird time to say this,
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but, uh, I think you're a good cop.
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Susie: Thanks.
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Chris: Brett, come on, now.
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You... you don't have to do this, Brett.
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Brett: But it's all I'm good for.
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Chris: Don't you see?
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You're... you're a mindless sack
of doorknobs whose only talent is...
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is taking commands from
somebody else, but, Brett,
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that's a wonderful
attribute to have, pal.
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- Brett: Really?
- Chris: Now go limp, Brett.
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Come on. Go limp for me.
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The way you look, uh...
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makes me want to... want to...
want to do this.
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Susie: What is wrong with you?
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Come on! You've been flirting me
up ever since I started this gig!
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Susie: Ugh! Get away from me, you creep!
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Come on!
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Chris: Go limp. Go limp.
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Brett: You're right, Chris.
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I'm gonna do it for you, buddy!
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I'm going limp!
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Oi, what you doing?
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Straighten up!
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Stop it!
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Brett: [ Grunts ]
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[ Gun cocks ]
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[ Whistles ]
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Looks like you could use a little help.
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Brett: Pencil!
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All: Looks like you could
use a little more help!
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Brett: Pen-n-n-c-i-i-i-il!
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Thanks, Pencil!
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"You're welcome, Brett."
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Chris: Okay.
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[ Chuckling ] That's enough, Brett.
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That's fine.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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Susie: Chris, behind you!
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[ Thuds ]
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I was a good guy.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Oh [bleep]!
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