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- Papers.
- Sí.
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- What's the reason for your trip?
- They are traveling entertainers.
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How many with you?
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Four big, four small.
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You can go through.
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Gracias.
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[ Engine revs ]
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Chief: It was an impressive massacre.
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Over 200 shots fired.
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Chris: Looks like someone
really hates school buses.
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- Brett: Or really loves tiny holes.
- Chris: Okay, uh, Brett.
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Remember when I
duct-taped your mouth shut
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- the other day?
- Brett: Yeah.
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Chief: And it appears they got away
with whatever they were after...
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- Except...
- Chris: Ah, here we go.
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Chief: [ Blows ] This.
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Susie: A tiny bow tie?
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Really?
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- What about bullet casings?
- Chris: How about sausage casings?
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Throw in some lemonade, and
we got ourselves a street fair.
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[ Scoffs ] Stupid.
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Susie: Or why don't we analyze
the tire tracks at the crime scene?
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We could trace the
vehicle back to its owner.
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Chris: [ Sighs ] Okay, Susie.
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Why don't you and your brainiac
friends go nerd out in the crime lab?
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This is the kind of lead Chris
Monsanto knows how to follow.
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Brett...
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- Susan... sweetheart?
- Susie: [ Scoffs ] Fine.
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Chris: Ah, it's always nice
when you come along.
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Susie: Thank you.
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Then you take the handy-dandy
green-and-yellow kerchief,
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wrap it around your hand, and presto!
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- [ Gasps ]
- Why so blue, Mr. Kerchief?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Bell dings ]
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Chris: Well, well, well.
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- Cyrus Barnaby.
- Afternoon, marshal.
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Stopping by for a quick
tutorial of the linking rings?
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Chris: What do you know about this?
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- I don't know anything.
- Chris: Okay.
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For somebody who tricks people for a
living, you're not a very good liar.
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Devin, call the police.
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Brett: You should stick to
peddling fake dog [bleep]
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instead of real bull [bleep] Barnaby!
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All right!
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Follow me.
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Yes, a kid came in and
sold this to me last week.
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But it was worthless, non-functional...
Had no "hand hole."
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Turns out a Mexican cartel used it
to smuggle cocaine into the country.
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Brett: How'd they get the drugs
inside without a hand hole?
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Is there a drug hole?
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No, but...
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Take the handy-dandy arm,
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and then you dip it into
the handy-dandy basin...
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[ Fizzling ]
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And presto.
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Chris: Handy-dandy nostril candy.
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The dummy is drugs.
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It's a high-impact,
pressure-molded cocaine.
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And there's been a whole wave of
fake dummies crossing the border.
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Susie: So, our bloodbath
was a drug deal gone bad.
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- Chris: I want a name.
- Dominic Saldívar.
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He owns the factory that
makes these in Guadalajara.
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Chris: Well, kids, you
know what this means?
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Susie: We're gonna
report this to the D.E.A.?
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Chris: Not quite.
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We're going down to Mexico to find this
Saldívar fellow and make him D.E.A...
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D.
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[ Mariachi music plays ]
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Brett: Guys, let me ask you something.
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Do you think it was a
good or a bad idea for me
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to trade my gun in for this churro?
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Chris: [ Sighs ] Brett,
your mouth is moving again
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and there are noises coming out of it.
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Brett: Just bit my tongue.
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Chris: Hey, shh. Quiet.
Hey, guys, come here.
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Take a look at this.
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All right, think we found our source.
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It's time to go undercover.
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Welcome, my friends.
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I am Dominic Saldívar.
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You have traveled a
long way to get here.
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Brett: He's onto us. Let's bail.
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Chris: [ Clears throat ] Uh, my associate
speaks very highly of your product.
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Brett: Your drug product, he means...
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Cocaine, reverse-sneezing dust.
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We're here to take a
lot of it off your hands.
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Let me show you what we do here.
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My process changed the entire industry.
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The U.S. can't even begin to combat us.
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Help!
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- Susie: Chris!
- Chris: What?
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And this is what makes
it all possible...
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"La máquina"...
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Roughly translated, "the machine."
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It can pressure-mold
cocaine into any shape...
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Not only dummies but books,
trophies, sporting equipment...
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Dreidels.
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You name it.
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[ Fizzling ]
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Susie: That's amazing.
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Brett: Can you make a
cocaine version of my shoe?
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Sure.
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Brett: How about my other shoe?
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Yes.
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Brett: How about my marshal's badge?
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Marshals?
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This is a trap!
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Chris: Oh, boy, here we go. Okay.
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Es un emboscada!
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Brett: Damn it. I had more
shoe-related questions.
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Chris: All right, look, uh, I'm gonna pump
some Mexican killing beans into that guy.
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I'll meet you guys somewhere
near the front, okay?
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[ Gunshots in distance ]
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Hi.
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Chris: Well, hello, there, little lady.
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I'm Rosa.
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Chris: I'm Chris Monsanto, U.S. marshal.
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Saldívar is my ex-husband.
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He is a very jealous man,
and he will not let me leave,
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even though I do not feel for him.
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Chris: I get it.
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Save you from the big bad wolf, huh?
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Okay, honey. Come on.
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I'll take you with me.
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Uh, Susie, Brett, I'd
like you to meet...
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- Honey, what's your name again?
- Rosa.
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Rosa. Isn't that beautiful?
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Oh, watch it.
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Okay, come on.
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Susie: At this rate, we should
be at the border by 2:00 A.M.
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Then we can get a motel
and get some sleep.
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Thank you, Chris.
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I don't know how I will
ever be able to repay you.
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Chris: Well, you can start by
paying for half the motel room.
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Then we'll figure out
things as we go along.
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[ Chuckles ] You're silly.
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Brett: What state is Mexico in?
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Chris: All right, Brett,
I want you to shut up.
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Brett: What?
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Chris: This is what a luxury
American hotel looks like.
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It's very... accommodating.
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- Chris: Heck, look.
- [ Gasps ]
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Chris: They even put
chocolates on the pillows here.
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Isn't that something?
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[ Chuckles softly ]
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Anyhoo, uh, when we get back into town,
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I'm gonna help you get
started with your new life.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Brett, I told you, you can't
come in and watch me sleep.
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We're here for the merchandise.
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Chris: Oh, sorry. You got the wrong room.
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The merchandise.
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This is the last time we'll ask nicely.
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Chris: Honey, do you know
anything about merchandise?
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Rosa.
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- Rosa?
- [ Door closes ]
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Rosa! Rosa! [ Knock on door ]
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I'm sorry, Chris!
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Chris: Rosa, open up! Come on!
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We share the bathroom.
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That's part of the deal. Come on, let...
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[ Fizzling ]
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You're the merchandise.
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- You're cocaine.
- I'm so sorry, Chris.
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You were set up to smuggle
me across the border.
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Chris: No.
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No.
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Flush me, Chris. Don't let them get me.
Promise me you will flush me!
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[ Pounding on door ]
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Sorry, Chris.
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I had no choice.
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Chris: Oh.
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[ Fizzling continues ]
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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Presto...
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Change-o.
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Chris: There's something I have to do.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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Good work today, guys. See you tomorrow!
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Chris: Hey, Saldívar.
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Well, well.
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Look who it is.
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Chris Monsanto.
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Where's your snort-up doll?
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[ Laughs ]
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Chris: Chew on some death.
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Adiós, amigo.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Rain falling ]
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[ Fizzling ]
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Chris: You shouldn't have given
me a guided tour, Saldívar.
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I picked myself up a factory reject.
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[ Bones crack ]
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Mmm. That's some primo me.
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Pure, uncut vengeance.
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[ Door hinges creak ]
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[ Mariachi music plays ]
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