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It's so beautiful up here.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Samantha...
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Will you make me the happiest escrow
officer in the world and be my wife?
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[ Gasps ]
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I will!
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I will! I will! I will!
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Oh!
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I will take that ring, that is.
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Why don't you go marry that parking lot
down there, you dumb piece of [bleep]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Laughs ]
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- [ Splat! ]
- [ Gasps, chuckles ]
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Oh, my God!
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You killed him.
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Well, if you miss him so much,
then why don't you join him?!
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No!
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[ Grunting ]
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Give me your money!
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[Bleep] You!
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[ Screams ]
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Help!
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Police!
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Police?
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News flash, balloon boy,
there's no law up here.
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[ Screams ]
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- [ Splat! ]
- [ Echoing ] Sky crime!
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Brett: Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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- Aah!
- Brett: Hey! Get your own cone!
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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Oh, geez.
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[ Siren wailing ]
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Chief: Three more victims of
senseless sky crime. Oh, well.
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Susie: Witnesses say they were all
pushed out of a hot-air balloon.
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Chief: Well, thank God none
of our cars were damaged.
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Chris: Hey, chief, where
do you think you're going?
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Now, Chris Monsanto doesn't walk away
from a triple drop-n-plop mental clop.
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Susie: Sounds like you need to brush
up on your town statutes, Chris.
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Anything that happens in
the sky is perfectly legal.
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Brett: Who do you think did this?
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Chief: Well, if I were a betting man,
which I am in the sky casinos,
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I'd say this was the work of...
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The Baron.
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[ Engine rumbling ]
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Brett: What is that?
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Chief: That, my friend,
is the Baron's home...
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- Cloudtopia.
- [ Distorted laughter ]
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Chief: The Baron is the unquestioned
lord and master of the criminal overworld.
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Ruthless, sadistic, and
completely untouchable,
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he operates out of Cloudtopia, the mother
ship from which all sky crime originates.
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Chris: Wait a second.
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So you're telling me anything
that happens in the sky is legal
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and there's a giant crime
blimp flying around this place?
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Chief: Yes.
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Chris: I don't know how I
missed that. [ Smacks lips ]
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Well, no matter.
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It's time to scrub the clouds and
return the sky to God. [ Gun cocks ]
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Chief: Whoa, there, Monsanto.
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As long as you're down here, you're
bound by the laws of the ground.
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[ Heart beating ]
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Whoo! [ Laughter ]
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Chris: Thank you, all.
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What has happened to my
hookers and my drug dealers?
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Sorry, Baron, they're...
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- Dead.
- Dead?!
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Damn it.
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I was counting on their proceeds
to complete operation groundless.
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Some marshal is waging
war against sky crime.
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Says he won't quit till he
puts you out of commission.
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Monsant... Something.
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- Marshal Monsantfield, you're about to...
- No, it's actually Monsanto.
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Marshal Monsanto, you're about
to find out the sky's the limit...
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Of your life.
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Brett: So, the pizza guy says,
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"Hey, I just dropped all
these strombolis on the floor.
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I'll let you have 'em half price."
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So, naturally, I'm like,
"What flavors are they?"
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And just as he was about
to tell me, I woke up.
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Susie: You already told me this.
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[ Explosions ]
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W... what was that?
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Oh, marshals!
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Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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Susie: The Baron!
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Aah! Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hey, Brett, your shoe
fell off your blow-up doll.
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Chief: Where did you find that?
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Chris: Out... right outside.
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Chief: Good God.
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Chris: What?
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The drop-tile ceiling?
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I know. They're so dated.
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Chief: Susie and Brett have
been sky-napped by the Baron.
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You have to go up to
Cloudtopia and rescue them.
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Chris: Both of them?
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Chief: Well, concentrate on
Susie, but if you can get Brett,
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it would save me a lot of paperwork.
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Chris: Sure, chief.
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You know that's what I live for.
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[ Chuckling ] Okay.
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Marshal!
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Chris: Uh, no, no. I'm, uh,
just impersonating a marshal.
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Oh, nice.
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- Good sky crime.
- Chris: Thanks.
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Name's Grunke.
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- Get you anything you want.
- Chris: [ Grunts ]
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Yellows, reds, goofballs,
high-hats... I got it all.
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Chris: No. Thank you. That's fine.
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Although, come to think of it,
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a high-hat actually sounds
kind of tasty right about now.
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Wait a minute.
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Now that I see you in profile...
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You are a marshal!
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Well, you're in cloud country now.
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Up here, anything goes!
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[ Slicing ] [ Grunts ]
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See what I mean?
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[ Thud ]
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Chris: [ Sighs ]
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Hey, what are you doing to Grunke?!
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Chris: I'm gonna have
sex with his corpse.
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Oh. Nice. Good sky crime.
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Chris: [ Sighs ] Bunch of wackos up here.
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Monsanto's taking his sweet time.
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Take these two to the snake pit.
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Brett: Snake pit? Ugh!
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Chris: Hey, Baron!
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[ Grunts ]
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Looky what I got here...
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Marshal Monsanto.
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I killed him. I killed
him real dead-like, too.
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Nice work, friend!
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- What's your name?
- Chris: Uh, Chiss.
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Welcome to Cloudtopia...
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"Chizz."
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Please, stay as my guest.
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Later, we're going to watch pirated
DVDs and gay-marry each other.
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- Chris: Oh.
- [ Both laugh ]
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Yeah, spot on.
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[ Smacks lips ]
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- Let me show you around.
- Chris: Okay.
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Drugs, guns, prostitution, loitering,
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vandalism, and all manner of cruelty.
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If it's illegal down there,
you can find it up here.
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We even have Cuban cigars.
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- Chris: Ooh! May I?
- Actually, no.
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These are just a symbolic token
of our disdain for the law.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Smoking is the one thing
not allowed in Cloudtopia.
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This is a hydrogen-filled airship...
highly combustible.
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Chris: Yeah, sure.
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Grwans ]
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- Here you are.
- Chris: I thank you, sir.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Brett: [ Chomping ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Cheering in distance ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Please tell me that was a sausage.
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Ew!
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- You're next, sweet cheeks.
- Chris: Hey, buddy, buddy.
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Change of plans.
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Baron wants these two freakos.
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- For what?
- Chris: Eh, I don't know.
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He says something upstairs
isn't illegal enough.
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I just work here.
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- Say no more. [ Laughs ]
- Chris: Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
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- Ooh! Ahh! Nice chomping there, Brett.
- Brett: It was chewy like a bicycle tire.
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Chris: All right. Get
up, get up, get up!
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[ Growls ] Move it out! Move it!
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[ Growls ]
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All right, guys, follow my lead,
and we'll get out of here, okay?
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[ Growls ]
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Okay, get those on. Come on.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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We're getting out of here.
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Where are you going with my marshals?
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Chris: We're getting off this "blump."
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I'm afraid I can't
let you do that, Chizz.
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There's only one day you
can leave Cloudtopia...
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[ Gun cocks ]
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Splatter-day.
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Chris: I got news for you.
My name ain't Chiss.
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It's Chris...
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Chris Marshal, U.S. Monsanto.
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Ohh!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Wind whistling ]
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This is kind of nice!
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[ Laughs ]
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Ahh!
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Oh, God! The ground! No!
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Chris: Okay! Come on!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, honey. Hold on.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Smoking is the one thing
not allowed in Cloudtopia.
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Hydrogen-filled airship.
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Not allowed.
Hydrogen.
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Highly combustible.
Smoking. Not allowed.
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Highly combustible.
Symbolic token.
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Not allowed.
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Anything goes, except smoking, that is.
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[ Lighter clicks ]
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Chris: I guess, in this case,
smoking is bad for your health.
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Yes!
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Geronimo!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Sighs ]
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It's good to be back
on el groundo de firmo.
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Susie: Chris, you must have
killed hundreds of people.
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Chris: Sky crime. [ Clicks tongue ]
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