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I've got good news, Emily.

Your daddy wired the ransom into

my account, so I no longer need

you.

Xavier, when you get up to

5,000 feet, Chuck her out.

I want to hear you go splat,

little lady.

Sorry about that,

vargas, but you can't board a

plane with more than two bags --

scumbags, that is.

Marshal Chris monsanto.

Who's the new partner?

The name's trace domino.

Wow.

Maybe this one will survive.

Sorry, vargas.

You can't board a flight with

more than two bags.

Hold on.

Coming up with a witticism.

Diamond gene! Oh!

Oh, I swear...

I will adopt your look in

tribute to your life.

Thanks.

There goes your new partner.

Not again, vargas.

Wait. Wait a second.

How -- how many bags can you

take on a plane again?

Wishbone!

You know something?

The first bullet I put in you is

for diamond gene.

The second one is for wishbone,

and the third one is for that

other guy -- what's his face --

the guy that wore the

trench coat.

You are outnumbered.

Leapfrog?

Leapfrog.

All right, you got it.

Trace!

Let's dance.

I'll lead.

No more, Chris!

You killed him!

Killer! Aah!

Why did you kill him?!

Chris, I'd hoped you'd

never have to use that level

again.

Yeah, well, chief,

after today I won't have to.

I'm done with having a partner.

That's why we're

giving you two partners.

I'd like you to meet

Brett mobley and susie Wagner.

Trace was a great

marshal.

I'm sorry about your

partner, man.

That blows.

I once had a sandwich that I

loved that I dropped on the

ground.

Uh, okay. Good.

Um, hey, chief. Look.

I really don't need Chaz Bono and Renee Richards over there

gumming up works now, okay?

Quite the opposite, monsanto.

Two partners is just what you need.

That way when vargas kills one

of them, you'll only be half as

sad.

Vargas?

Vargas is dead.

Um...That's the other

thing I wanted to talk to you

about.

He's not "dead dead."

He's in critical condition at

city hospital.

I see. Okay. Fine.

Well, you know something, chief,

why don't you get somebody to

move those pictures over to the

"unavenged" side, okay?

There's something I need to

finish.

Chris, not in a

hospital!

After him, you two.

Excuse me.

Um, have you seen this autopsy

report?

It says you were strangled to

death.

But, of course, these reports

can often be wrong.

Time of death -- now.

Good news, bullets.

It's moving day.

You'll be living in vargas from

now on.

Call me at Thanksgiving.

Chris, what are you

doing?!

Well, I'm trying to

exact some revenge, or commit

second-degree murder -- that's

for the courts to decide.

Oh, hi.

Hi, Chris.

Hey.

Thanks a lot for coming to see

me.

You know, the doctor said I got

hurt on my brain, but the nurse

said I can take some special

medicine to make it better

called ice cream.

Chris, you can't shoot

him.

He's simple.

You must have hurt his brain in

that fight.

There's something I want to

show you.

I did it.

That's you.

Hi, I'm Brett.

Hey. Hey. Hi, Brett.

This guy's great!

Aah!

I can't do it.

This isn't the evil bastard who

killed my partners.

But I know he's in there, and

when you're on your feet again,

I'm gonna kill you real good.

Okay.

Good. Good.

Good night, vargas.

Hey, Chris, will you tell me

a bedtime story?

Well, all right.

Uh...Let's see.

Once upon a time, there was a

little bunny rabbit named Chris.

Like you.

Yes, vargas.

Very much like me.

And what this little rabbit

wanted, more than anything else,

was to kill the evil turtle who

had murdered all his buddies.

But the evil turtle's shell was

too soft, and Chris knew it

wouldn't be right to kill him.

So bunny Chris worked very hard

to make the evil turtle's shell

normal again so that he could

stick a gun in his mouth and

blow his brains all over the

forest floor.

So did he make him normal

again?

We'll see,

little turtle.

We shall see.

How's he coming along?

He's still too stupid.

You're not becoming

attached to him, are you?

Are you kidding, chief?

That murderous filth in there?

Be careful, Chris.

Don't worry about me,

chief, okay?

We're entering phase two of our

rehab.

I'm gonna turn that turtle in

there into a killing machine.

And then that killing machine

into a dying machine.

Remember this guy?

Victor Logan -- ran the second

biggest gang in town.

He's your mortal enemy.

Uh-huh.

You're gonna wipe him

and his whole gang out.

It's gonna remind you how sweet

evil tastes.

Chris, tricking a

mentally impaired man into

committing murder for you is

against regulations.

We learned that in

marshal academy day one!

Ooh!

You went to the

marshal academy.

We're so impressed, right,

Chris?

Yeah, you didn't go to

the marshal academy?

No -- yeah. I did.

School is cool.

With vargas out of the

picture, we control the entire

West Side.

The city is ours.

Hi.

Vargas!

That's right.

It's vargas -- your old rival --

and he's in a killing mood.

Right?

Yeah.

Your time is done, vargas!

This is Logan town now.

I see taco bell?

No.

He means "I'll see you in hell."

Kill him!

Aah! Come on, move it!

Wow! That was fun!

Hey, Logan, get up. Come on.

Let's do it again.

He's dead, vargas.

Oh. Okay.

Well, let's do it again wh

he's not dead anymore.

You know, this is just never

gonna work.

I can't kill you.

You're harmless.

Think again, Chris.

I've been wanting to put Logan

down for a long time, and you

just helped me do it.

Wow.

Vargas, you're cured!

You're evil again!

Not quite.

Brain damage -- just an act.

I've been faking it, monsanto,

and you fell right into my trap.

Okay.

I'm gonna put six bullets in

you -- three for my partners you

wasted, one for the time I

wasted, and two for Brett and

susie, in case you waste them

before I waste you.

See you around, kid.

Hey.

Did he look like he was happy?

Vargas, you sound nice

again.

I was just faking faking.

Why?

He was so nice to me.

He was,

like...The best friend in the

world, and I wanted to give him

a present.

I pretended like I was normal...

And then he could kill me.

That's so sweet.

Hey, don't ever tell him the

truth.

Please, don't.

Well, I guess I'll see you

tomorrow.

There we go. Good.

Great job, Chris.

You brought justice to those

brave men by killing an evil

villain with all his mental

faculties.

Well, thanks, kid.

And you know what, I guess you

guys can stay after all, okay?

All right.

Get out of here, guys.

Off you go.

Yeah.

All right.

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