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Carrie Nation was like,
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alcohol is terrible, so
she smashes this bar up,
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but she be wrong, though,
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'cause this [bleep] is delicious.
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They're all in Tennessee!
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I'm Andrew God damn Jackson.
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Get them giggles out!
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Ooh, yeah!
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The 1960s is a very tumultuous time.
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So Marsha P. Johnson smashed
that [bleep] against the mirror
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and said, I got my civil rights!
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(Patriotic music)
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= synced and corrected by Shahrazade =
... www.addic7ed.com ...
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(Rock music)
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? ?
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Oh, what you're drinking
tastes like poop.
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- Mm?
- Oh, apple poop.
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(Laughing)
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That's so great. What is that?
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- Apple poop.
- It tastes like apples.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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- I like it.
- That's okay.
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Yours is definitely better.
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- Yeah.
- You know what's crazy?
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I really thought that was gonna happen.
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I was like, I'm gonna do like, um...
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what is that, the, um...
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What's the [bleep] cartoon?
That does it?
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- The... the "Lady and the Tramp."
- "Alvin and the Chipmunks."
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"Lady and the Tramp."
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"Alvin and the Chipmunks."
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- All right.
- (Laughing)
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Hello, I'm Amber Ruffin,
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and today, we're gonna talk about
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the saloon smasher.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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(Hiccups) Our story starts in Kansas!
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Carrie Nation married a man,
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but he dies of alcoholism.
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So, in 1900,
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she prayed for God to
tell her what to do.
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Jesus, let me know what I can do
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to stop people from drinking.
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God said to her,
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Go to Kiowa, Kansas...
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not Iowa, Carrie...
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and I will stand with you.
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And she did.
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So, she goes to Kiowa, Kansas.
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She brings, like, bricks and rocks
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to smash up bars.
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And that's when the
real [bleep] went down.
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She was like, I don't want
to strike you, barkeep,
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but I will break up this den of vice.
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- So, the barkeep was like...
- "This den of vice"?
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"This den of vice."
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The barkeep was like, That...
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this has never happened,
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so I don't know what
you're talking about.
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(Slurping)
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Sorry, that was loud.
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You don't know [bleep],
because my husband
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[bleep] died of alcohol.
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P.S., I super hate alcohol.
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So... um, she smashes this bar up,
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and this is the first
time anyone has ever
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[bleep] freaked out like a crazy person.
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She smashes up all that [bleep].
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She's smashing up, um,
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all of his bottles of alcohol.
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Well, it's [bleep] illegal
for him to have it.
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- And smashing his fun.
- (Laughing)
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She smashed everything.
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She comes out of his bar.
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There's a huge crowd,
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because people have never
seen anything like this.
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So everyone's out there going, Yay!
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We like that that happened!
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And so she gains a lot of supporters.
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At this point, it's illegal
to sell liquor in Kansas.
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(Chuckles) Those assholes.
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(Laughs)
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So, Carrie goes to three other bars,
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smashes their [bleep] up too.
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And then, finally, the
town marshal is like,
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Please stop.
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I'm going to have to arrest you.
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She goes... she gets arrested.
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She is arrested for seven weeks.
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So, she gets out of jail.
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Um, she goes to two
other cities in Kansas.
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When she gets to Wichita, she says,
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Men of Wichita, this is
the right arm of God,
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and I am destined to destroy
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every saloon in your city.
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She goes into the Carey hotel bar.
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She smashes up every bottle of alcohol.
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She smashes up every
mirror, every window.
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She smashes it good,
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because Jesus told her to smash,
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and when Jesus say, "Smash," she smash.
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She does $3,000 worth of damage.
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Now, during one of her smashies...
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- Oh, I like the smashies.
- (Laughing)
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I wanted her to call it "Smashies."
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- I don't know that she did.
- (Laughing)
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A fan of hers gives her a hatchet.
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Carrie is like, Enough with the bricks.
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Let's get to the real
[bleep], a hatchet.
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So she goes into this bar,
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gets into the bar, and smashes up
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every bottle of alcohol.
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Every...
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(Laughing)
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Ev-er-y. Ev-er-y. So...
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- Everly Cleary?
- Every.
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Is what you should say.
But I'm saying "Ev-er-y."
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That's weird.
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So, she smashes up
everything in the bar.
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And she leaves the bar.
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And she's out talking to
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this huge mass of people, and it's like,
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Alcohol is terrible. Don't drink.
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Everyone is like, Whoo,
we're eating this [bleep] up.
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So, she's famous.
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Now she is famous.
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So, she goes around
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the whole United States of America.
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She tours. She smashes up bars.
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And she never stops, and a lot of people
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try to write her off as a crazy lady
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because she's the only person saying,
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Hey, maybe alcohol is terrible.
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But she be wrong, though, 'cause
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this [bleep] is delicious.
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(Slurping)
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So, she died in 1911.
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And prohibition was passed in 1919,
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due in large part to
her and her efforts.
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But also, women's rights.
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That was Carrie A. [bleep] Nation.
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Because she always advocated
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for women's right to vote.
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Thank you for [bleep]
letting me [bleep] vote.
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- Lady.
- Amen.
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Glad you smashed up these bars.
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Yeah.
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Bet it was cool. I sure like voting.
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(Slurping)
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- (Bubbling)
- I've always been able to vote.
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(Laughing)
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I'm black... I haven't
been able to vote twice.
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(Laughter)
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In the name of Carrie A. Nation.
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- Let's smash this [bleep].
- Let's smash.
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One, two, three.
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(Glass shattering)
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To you, Carrie A. Nation.
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All right, so we'll start...
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you look into Tommy's camera.
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Shut up right now. Shut up right now.
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- Do it your own way.
- Shut up.
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- Shut the [bleep] up.
- Know that I mean...
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Shut the [bleep] up.
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Hello.
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I'm Kyle Kinane.
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And today, we're gonna talk
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about Andrew Jackson.
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The brawler.
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Start early 1800s.
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America.
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Andrew Jackson's army,
they're in Tennessee.
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He's a... an accomplished duelist.
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Jackson's like, I've been a soldier
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and a brawler my whole time.
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I'm a badass dude.
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So, there's a couple brothers
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named Thomas and Jesse Benton.
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They're officers in
Andrew Jackson's army.
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These two brothers, they're
a couple rabble rousers.
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Couple troublemakers.
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Thomas, he's power-hungry.
He wants to make it.
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He just wants... he... he wants...
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he wants... he wants it.
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Becomes Jackson's right-hand man.
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Jackson likes him so much,
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he sends him to D.C.
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Jesse Benton, still
in... still in Tennessee.
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Part of the regiment, gets into
an argument with another...
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another fellow under Jackson's regime
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by the name of, uh, William Carroll.
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Some old-timey argument.
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Jabber, jabber, jabber?
Jabber, jabber, jabber.
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No end result.
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Well, we're not gonna
settle this with words.
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All right, let's meet in a
field and shoot at each other.
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Duel!
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- (Laughing)
- So...
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It's... it's very inefficient.
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It's very inefficient.
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So, William Carroll
knew he was experienced.
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He's like, So listen,
Andy, do me a solid...
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I'm working under you.
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Can you be on the ones and twos for me?
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Andrew Dacks... Andrew Jackson says,
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You know what?
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I'm your second. Let's go at it.
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- (Claps)
- Duel!
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So, the duel goes down.
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Ten-pace duel.
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Turn, spin, shoot. Poom!
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Carroll gets his thumb blown off,
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still gets one off,
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shoots Jesse Benton in his ass.
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Hilarious shot.
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(Laughter)
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People are out there
going nut... they're...
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they're like, Well, did
you hear about the duel?
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Jesse Benton's got an extra asshole.
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(Laughing)
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Ah, all right.
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All right. Get them giggles out.
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Ooh, yeah!
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It... the word gets all the way back
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to Thomas Benton, Jesse's Brother's...
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you know, he's over there, D.C.
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He's hearing about
this. He's like, What?
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Where I left, now they're
laughing about my name?
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And it's because Jackson
supported this other guy?
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Now, Thomas Benton, Andrew
Jackson's aide, is furious.
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He's like, This is
Andrew Jackson's fault
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for even allowing this
stupid duel to happen.
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So, he's not gonna stand for it.
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He heads back to Tennessee
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to restore honor to his family name.
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Andrew Jackson, back in Tennessee,
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he's hearing... he's hearing
all this [bleep] talk.
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He's upset about all this.
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I'm Andrew God damn Jackson.
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I'm gonna whip sense into
these Benton brothers.
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Literally, he walks around for six weeks
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with a bullwhip on
his... on his belt loop.
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Just some real passo-aggro [bleep].
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(Imitates whip cracking)
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You know how whips sound.
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Put in a sound effect.
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Post-production.
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Silent take.
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Post-produc.
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(Silent)
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(Laughing)
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Okay, so, do you remember where you are?
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They're all in Tennessee!
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Nashville!
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September 4th, 1813.
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The Bentons are holed up at a hotel.
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Other end of the strip,
Andrew Jackson...
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- (Claps)
- and his good buddy John Coffee.
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They're hanging.
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They all know why they're there.
262
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They got beef.
263
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Old-timey beef. 1800s beef.
264
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Andrew Jackson's like, Hey, John,
265
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your name is indicative
of morning activity,
266
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John Coffee.
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Let's go take a morning stroll.
268
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Let's go get my mail
from the post office.
269
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(Clears throat) So they take
a little stroll around town...
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oh, did it happen to take a
271
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cir... circuit...
cir, uh, roundabout way
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in front of the hotel?
273
00:11:25,456 --> 00:11:27,122
Benton brothers posted up, like,
274
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Yeah, we expected this much.
275
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Andrew Jackson, he looks at 'em.
276
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Then just says, "Defend yourselves,
277
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you damned rascals."
278
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(Belches) That was the final moment.
279
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Thomas Benton goes for the sidearm.
280
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Andrew Jackson already has it pulled.
281
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So Thomas, he goes back in the hotel.
282
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Meanwhile, Jesse's
coming around sneakily.
283
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There's Andrew Jackson.
284
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What he doesn't see is
Jesse's coming around a corner.
285
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Fires off at Jackson... bang, bang!
286
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Jackson, he gets shot. Twice.
287
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(Dramatic music)
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In the wing.
289
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:03,058
Jackson goes to throw one off at Thomas.
290
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The gun misfires.
291
00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:06,919
(Imitates farting) And it just
farts out his musket.
292
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Burns a hole in his jacket.
293
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Coffee runs in.
294
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Coffee fires a few shots at Thomas.
295
00:12:13,204 --> 00:12:15,037
Oh, I'm being shot at?
296
00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:17,005
What's my safest bet?
297
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Let me just roll
down these stairs.
298
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? ?
299
00:12:23,314 --> 00:12:26,048
He did that to himself voluntarily.
300
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,850
- And...
- (Sets down drink)
301
00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:29,484
? ?
302
00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:34,042
Now, we got another
Andrew Jackson supporter
303
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that just... he jumps in out of nowhere
304
00:12:37,061 --> 00:12:40,574
Stokely Hayes, he comes in with a sword.
305
00:12:40,604 --> 00:12:43,165
That's a rule, you don't
bring a knife to a gun fight.
306
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:45,634
This guy, he goes to stab Jesse.
307
00:12:45,636 --> 00:12:48,508
The sword breaks 'cause
it hits a button.
308
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:49,704
Twing!
309
00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:50,827
What about a knife?
310
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,113
I'll just stab this guy.
311
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Stokely Hayes tackles Jesse,
312
00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:57,813
and this whole showdown,
313
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it's a catastrophe.
314
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End result?
315
00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:04,053
Andrew Jackson was a president
316
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who had, at some point,
317
00:13:06,722 --> 00:13:08,857
shot at several people
318
00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:11,894
in a non-battlefield situation.
319
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,452
(Laughing)
320
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,582
- Keep going. I'll...
- Oh, just keep going?
321
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:19,134
Oh, tha... I appreciate your permission.
322
00:13:20,237 --> 00:13:23,372
Where was I? Oh, crushing that story?
323
00:13:23,374 --> 00:13:26,075
That's where I was? Crushing that story?
324
00:13:26,077 --> 00:13:29,139
So, it's like 20 years down the road.
325
00:13:29,169 --> 00:13:31,629
He writes a letter to Thomas Benton.
326
00:13:31,659 --> 00:13:33,782
Hey, last time I saw you,
327
00:13:33,784 --> 00:13:35,284
I think you left these.
328
00:13:35,286 --> 00:13:37,627
Puts the bullets in a letter,
329
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:40,556
mails 'em off.
330
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,624
You've had 'em long
enough. You keep 'em.
331
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:44,329
Mails 'em back.
332
00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,344
That's...
333
00:13:47,298 --> 00:13:50,299
that's how duels are.
334
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,536
I want to eat.
335
00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:55,637
Mm-hmm?
336
00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:57,372
Stay tuned for more "Drunk History."
337
00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:59,942
That's nice. That's really nice.
338
00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:02,344
- [Bleep] off.
- Okay.
339
00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:04,113
Sorry.
340
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,709
- To Marsha.
- Yeah.
341
00:14:20,129 --> 00:14:22,463
I'm gonna paint my... oh,
you don't have to chug that.
342
00:14:22,465 --> 00:14:25,199
(Laughing)
343
00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,992
- Did you think I was chugging?
- Yeah, I did.
344
00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:30,543
- Oh, sorry.
- Just kidding.
345
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,907
I'm honestly so happy right now.
346
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:34,412
Me too.
347
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,710
Hi! Just kidding.
348
00:14:36,712 --> 00:14:39,946
(Laughing)
349
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,156
Hello, I'm Crissle West, and today,
350
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,786
we're going to discuss
Marsha P. Johnson.
351
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:49,056
So, the story begins
352
00:14:49,058 --> 00:14:52,093
in the middle of New York City,
353
00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:55,029
in the Village, on Christopher Street,
354
00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:56,797
and back then, you know,
355
00:14:56,799 --> 00:15:00,278
New York had a growing LGBT population.
356
00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:03,838
So, basically, the
non-straight population
357
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,006
had a bunch of bars and stuff
358
00:15:06,008 --> 00:15:08,175
in Greenwich Village, and so,
359
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:10,578
you know, all the
queer kids would go down
360
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:11,967
to the Village and be like,
361
00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:14,548
We're here to be ourselves.
362
00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:17,418
But these people didn't
have a sense of community.
363
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,320
Like, this was a point in time
364
00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:21,856
where you came out as being trans,
365
00:15:21,858 --> 00:15:23,457
and you were just
kicked out of the house.
366
00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:25,030
Like, and nobody gave
a [bleep] about you.
367
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,899
And that was kind of
what happened to Marsha.
368
00:15:26,929 --> 00:15:30,664
Like, she was a queer
person growing up in Jersey.
369
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,546
Okay, so she would get
on the train in Jersey,
370
00:15:33,576 --> 00:15:36,981
um, dressed as Malcolm,
which was her birth name,
371
00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:40,241
and then on the way over
from Jersey to New York,
372
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,136
transform into Marsha with, you know,
373
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:45,348
beer cans and pop cans, uh, for rollers.
374
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,248
Just like, I'm Marsha P. Johnson, bitch,
375
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,883
and if you don't like
it, you go to hell.
376
00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:51,385
Like, here I am, ho. What you gonna do?
377
00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:53,587
- Mm-hmm.
- (Laughing)
378
00:15:53,589 --> 00:15:55,489
You have the best laugh in the world.
379
00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:57,091
- I love it.
- Oh, God!
380
00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,826
- Whoo! Anyways.
- Yeah.
381
00:15:58,828 --> 00:16:01,529
The 1960s is a very tumultuous time
382
00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:04,037
for the United States of America.
383
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,001
Because every minority group imaginable
384
00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:08,202
is tired of the status quo.
385
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:11,639
Okay, so there was a group of officers
386
00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:14,642
in New York City called
the Public Moral Squad,
387
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,444
which is ridiculous,
because when in the [bleep]
388
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,779
have morals been a part
of this God damn city?
389
00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:22,249
Like, the city's trash,
and the Public Moral Squad
390
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,275
took their orders
directly from the mayor.
391
00:16:24,305 --> 00:16:26,937
The mayor was like, I
want you to go shut down
392
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,289
the [bleep] gay bars.
393
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,358
I'm sick of them mother[bleep]
394
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,360
putting they [bleep] on people's asses,
395
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:35,329
and it's time to be over.
396
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:40,301
So, the night at Stonewall, June 18th...
397
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,070
or 28th. June 28th.
398
00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:44,705
I know it was one of the 8s.
399
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:46,574
(Laughter)
400
00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:48,637
Oh, God.
401
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,078
So, that night,
402
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,014
Charles Smythe and Seymour Pine,
403
00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:56,650
they walked into the
Stonewall Inn, and they said,
404
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:57,857
Hey, bitch!
405
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,024
(Clapping)
406
00:16:59,054 --> 00:17:00,154
We here!
407
00:17:00,156 --> 00:17:02,456
And [bleep] is under
mother[bleep] arrest.
408
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,325
Sit your gay ass down,
409
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,792
and wait for us to
410
00:17:05,822 --> 00:17:07,795
verify your mother[bleep] I.D.
411
00:17:07,797 --> 00:17:10,131
with your [bleep]
mother[bleep] genitals!
412
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,265
(Crashing)
413
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,534
(Laughing)
414
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:14,602
Sorry, tree.
415
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:15,703
(Laughter)
416
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,642
And the trans girls was
like, Oh, no, bitch.
417
00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:18,973
We didn't ask for this.
418
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,708
And some people were,
like, freaking out,
419
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,376
and trying to, like, go for the exits,
420
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,884
but the police had
barricaded the whole thing.
421
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,781
And Marsha says, You know what?
422
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:30,785
Today is not the mother[bleep] day!
423
00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:34,114
Today is the day that I
say no to this bull[bleep].
424
00:17:34,144 --> 00:17:36,891
Like, y'all are not going to continue
425
00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:39,427
to run us, to dictate
426
00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:41,062
what our lives should be like.
427
00:17:41,064 --> 00:17:44,232
T-t-to dish... to dic-trate
428
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:47,185
what our lives are supposed to be like.
429
00:17:47,215 --> 00:17:50,403
You're not in charge any [bleep] more.
430
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,807
We're here, and as long
as we have to pay taxes,
431
00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,141
you're gonna have to
listen to what the [bleep]
432
00:17:54,143 --> 00:17:56,644
that we have to shay...
we have to sh...
433
00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:57,645
to shay.
434
00:17:57,647 --> 00:17:59,280
To say!
435
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:02,516
So Marsha P. Johnson
stood the [bleep] up,
436
00:18:02,518 --> 00:18:04,986
and she picked up a shot glass,
437
00:18:04,988 --> 00:18:07,345
and she smashed that [bleep]
against the mirror and said,
438
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,557
I got my civil rights!
439
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,793
She had had enough
that mother[bleep] day.
440
00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:15,863
So, during the Stonewall
riots, that first night,
441
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,798
all these members of the gay community
442
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,367
started gathering outside.
443
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,035
Marsha, she's thinking,
like, Oh, my God.
444
00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:22,203
There's so many of, like, us.
445
00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:25,072
There's 500 of this...
446
00:18:25,074 --> 00:18:26,507
of us.
447
00:18:26,509 --> 00:18:28,609
By the time backup showed
up to Christopher Street,
448
00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:29,710
it was way too late.
449
00:18:29,712 --> 00:18:31,479
Some of the rioters
threw rocks and [bleep].
450
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,481
Others found bricks and
[bleep], and they're like,
451
00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:37,097
We're gonna [bleep] it up
by any means necessary.
452
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:47,456
(Laughing)
453
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,124
- Oh, God.
- It was good.
454
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,927
I told myself I was not
gonna get drunk this time.
455
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:53,542
I don't know how I thought
that was gonna work.
456
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:54,730
(Laughter)
457
00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:55,731
Okay.
458
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,167
So, the people at Stonewall that night
459
00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,402
realized there's a community of us.
460
00:19:00,404 --> 00:19:03,572
It's not just 20 of us on
[bleep] Wednesday night
461
00:19:03,574 --> 00:19:06,163
when it's half off...
there's a whole group of us
462
00:19:06,193 --> 00:19:07,877
who are here in this gay [bleep]
463
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:09,078
and you're not going to erase us
464
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,481
from the mother[bleep]
conversation no more.
465
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,216
So, Marsha says, Ultimately,
466
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:17,126
- humanness wins.
- Yes.
467
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,822
- Ultimately, people win.
- Yeah.
468
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,757
That night, and then the next one,
469
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:23,626
constitute the Stonewall Riots,
470
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,328
and that is what got the whole
471
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,681
gay rights movement in America
472
00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,699
started off.
473
00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:32,167
Like, that gives me chills.
474
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:35,109
It's the shot glass
heard around the world.
475
00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:37,139
A few weeks later,
476
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:39,408
Marsha and her friend Sylvia
477
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,444
formed the Street Transvestite
478
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,512
Act... Reaction Evolution.
479
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:46,182
Which is not words we...
we would use to gay...
480
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,150
today, obviously, it would be more like,
481
00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:49,985
Street Trans-vendor.
482
00:19:49,987 --> 00:19:51,554
Transgender, I mean.
483
00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:54,408
Not trans-vinegar, yeah,
it's not like that [bleep].
484
00:19:54,908 --> 00:19:56,859
Basically, Marsha and Sylvia
485
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,160
were out there in the '60s
486
00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,995
and '70s just trying to get
487
00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:02,031
these trans kids a place to live.
488
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,933
- She really was a badass.
- Yeah.
489
00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:06,001
And so brave... like, I would
not have been that brave.
490
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,586
In the '60s and '70s?
491
00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:09,171
I mean, it was bad enough being black.
492
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,237
- Right.
- But add in a queer identity,
493
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:13,609
and then a... a queer
gender identity too?
494
00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:15,878
It was a lot. It was a lot.
495
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,544
And she still faced it.
496
00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:19,882
But truly?
497
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,224
Black people deserve to
be on all this [bleep].
498
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,107
- Mm-hmm.
- Black people and Sacagawea.
499
00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,077
Who needs to get off the God damn coin
500
00:20:26,107 --> 00:20:27,907
and onto some [bleep] paper money.
501
00:20:27,909 --> 00:20:29,608
(Laughter)
502
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,382
- Because this our [bleep].
- Yeah.
503
00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:33,546
Bow down.
504
00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:35,515
(Patriotic music)
505
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