All language subtitles for Drunk History s03e08 Journalism.eng

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[patriotic music]

Nellie Bly thinks she's
racing a fictional character.

Well, it turns out she's
racing a real woman.

[laughing] I should stop laughing.
It's very hard.

And there are these kids,

and they would cry on the streets,
and they would be like,

"Extra, extra! Read all
about it. I'm a newsie."

- Um, the newsies, okay, so...
- So this fat [bleep]... he's like,

I'm just concerned with
these goddamn pictures.

[sneezes]
[bleep].

[laughing]

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- What is journalism?
- It's a very exciting job to get

people the information they need.

Well, freedom of speech is
important in a "democuracy"...

[scoffs] "A democuracy."

It is very, like, if it's in print,
then it's forever.

Freedom of speech is
important in a "democuracy"...

- I keep saying it.
- I believe that the pen

is definitely way [bleep]
mightier than the sword.

[playful music]

I can't believe I'm doing shots.

Trust me, I'm not a shots guy.

[laughs]
Um...

- So...
- This is a really bad game

- that I'm gonna pitch.
- Let's hear it.

- Well, we're doing a racing story.
- Oh, so we have to race?

- Okay, I like this.
- I'm just...

Both: Three, two, one,
we rarely do shots!

Aah!
[laughs]

Hello. Today we're
gonna talk about Nellie Bly

and Elizabeth Bisland and
the race round the globe.

[laughs] What a race.

So Nellie Bly is the "fost"...
the "fost" famous.

- [laughs] She's the "fost" famous.
- She's the... the "fost mamous"...

She's the most famous
female journalist of her day.

And she's reading Jules Verne.

She's like, 80 days around the world,

well, I wonder if I could do that.

So she goes to her editors, and she says...

Not only did Jules Verne
write a decent book,

but also I think I can beat the time

of 80 days around the world,
and you should pay for it.

And her editor's like, All right, gal.

You're a gal. And women...
they can't travel by themselves.

Can you imagine how much stuff
you're gonna have to bring

like curling irons or
a lot of trunks of stuff?

She says, Listen, editor.
If you don't put this story out,

I'm gonna go to a competing paper.

So then the editor's like,
Okay, well,

if you put it that way,
you're leaving, like, tomorrow

or really soon or something like that.

And there is a gentleman,
and he's saying to himself,

Well, look at this newspaper.

It says that Nellie Bly is
gonna go around the world.

Well, I own "Cosmopolitan"
magazine, and we're just

a little baby magazine. We've
only been around for three years.

So, like, what if we
also sent a journalist,

and then she went around the world?

And it was definitely "she,"
because, like, fairness.

He thinks of Elizabeth Bisland.
She's their literary editor.

So she's mostly known for literary salon
and just kind of generally being hot.

He says, Would you like
to go around the world?

You have to leave tonight?

And she's like,

Well, if my editor wants
me to do it, I'll go.

And so, six hours after
even learning of this idea,

Elizabeth Bisland starts heading West.

Nellie Bly's already on a ship,

so she has no idea this is happening.

She thinks she's racing
a fictional character.

Well, it turns out she's
racing a real woman,

and they're going in
opposite directions.

So Nellie Bly lands in England.

Somebody says to her,
Jules Verne would like to meet you.

She's like, Yes, I
would love to meet him.

I have time to go to France.

I'm, like, ahead of schedule,
and I can totally do this.

So she goes to France,
and she meets up with Jules Verne.

And Jules Verne it totally cool.

And he's like,
Nellie, I hope you make it

around the world in less than 80 days.
Here's a bunch of high fives.

My wife and I are chill for you.
Get out of here.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth
Bisland gets to Japan,

and she sees Mount Fuji, and
she's like, This is totally chill.

Nellie Bly goes to Italy,

and she's writing about
the coastline and the pasta.

And she goes to Egypt.
Women are wearing burkas,

and she's totally blown away by this.

She goes to Sri Lanka.
She's riding in rickshaws.

How did I get here?
I don't even speak this language.

What is the language of this place?

Sri Lankan. I'm making that up.

So the whole time
Nellie Bly is traveling,

she's sending home these dispatches.

People are reading it, and they
can't take their eyes off of it.

They're following her the
entire way around the world.

I mean, this is, like, clickbait stuff.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth Bisland,
she's ahead of schedule,

because she's following the wind.
So she's gonna win.

Nellie Bly is, like,
dawdling at this point.

So she gets to Hong Kong, 'cause
she, like, goes up to buy her ticket.

The guy is like,
Oh, you're losing your race.

And she's like,
What are you talking about?

'Cause I'm racing a fictional character.

'Cause she didn't even know
Elizabeth Bisland ever left.

And he's like, No, no, no,
there's another woman in the race

named Elizabeth Bisland.

She was here, like, a while
ago, and you're losing.

And so she figures out that
she has to sail super fast.

She gets on a boat.
She's going across the Pacific.

But where's Elizabeth Bisland?
That's a great question.

She was about to get
on this super-fast...

s-speed steamboat.
[laughs]

But this dude is... who's
like a fan of Nellie Bly...

is like, Ah...
I think you missed your boat.

Then Elizabeth Bisland was like,

Well, I guess that
guy's telling the truth.

So Elizabeth Bisland gets on
this very slow ship to New York.

And so, on January 25th,
Nellie Bly wins the race.

She wins it!
She gets there in 72 days,

which is 6 le... [gurgles]
which is 6 less than 80 days.

- 8.
- And she...

- 72?
- 72.

- So it'd be 8.
- 6 less... You're right, yeah.

That's 8.
Forgot how to do math.

- That's okay.
- But here's the crazy thing...

Elizabeth Bisland got
there four days later,

still beating the 80 days.

Both: Three, two, one, shots!

[majestic music]

Mm. You went back around the world.

- So hard did I win that.
- Wait, but y...

- How's it feel?
- I feel like a loser.

Really? 'Cause I feel
like that was very fun,

and even though I won, by a lot...
[laughing]

Both of these women
transformed travel writing.

They traveled by themselves as women,
and that hadn't been done before.

And also, they put "Cosmopolitan"
on the map, which is

the whole reason you know
anything about sex positions.

So, cheers, Nellie Bly
and Elizabeth Bisland.

[chuckles] You gals are
top-notch in my book.

[sighs]

- Ready?
- Yeah.

Are you watch... watching?
[blues music]

[indistinct chatter]

I can't tell if it's coming out.
Oh, yeah, it's coming out.

That's, yeah... what it does is
you don't mind the tequila.

- No, it actually helps.
- The tequila is like the remedy.

What do you think
makes a good journalist?

The democratization of commentary
on the Internet is brilliant.

There's no longer a monopoly
on who gets to say what.

What I'm sad about is newsroom...

the idea of a bunch of
professionals deciding

when something is substantive enough
and accurate enough to be run.

- I saw that, by the way.
- Yeah.

I saw it went flying into your shirt.

[chuckles] I'm covered
in shell down here.

Uh, I fo... I got lost.

- I got [bleep]-faced lost.
- My grandfather said alcohol takes

the polish off of furniture and people.

[laughing]
I think that's pretty true.

Hello. I'm Drew Droege.

I've had half a bottle
of Reposado tequila,

and today we're talking
about the newsboys' strike.

So it's the 1890s.
Also, it's New York,

and there are these kids that
are rampant about the street...

these little boys
that are dirty, filthy,

and they sold newspapers for a living.

And they would cry on the streets,
and they would be like,

"Extra, extra! Read all about it.
I'm a newsie."

People were like, This kid is annoying.

Fine, I'll buy a paper. It's okay.

Get out of my face.
I'm trying to enjoy my breakfast.

In 1898, the Spanish-American War

broke out, and two major publishers

named Joseph Pulitzer and
William Randolph Hearst

- Name drop.
- I will, I'll do it.

I'll name-drop them.

Hearst and Pulitzer took
advantage of this, and so they

raised the price of the
newspapers to 60 cents a bundle.

People were just buying newspapers.

They were like, I've got to find out
what's going on.

But then when the war was over,
they didn't lower the price of

the newspapers, and people
weren't buying as many newspapers.

So the newsies couldn't
make their money back.

And so there were a handful of newsies,

mainly led by Morris Cohen
and Kid Blink.

Kid Blink has a patch over one eye,
and he looks like a man.

[both chuckle]

This is really...
This doesn't get easier.

You think you're gonna
get a taste for the flavor,

and it just gets more and more violent.

[chuckles]
[blows raspberry]

Okay, anyway...
[chuckles]

they went to Hearst and
to Pulitzer, and they said,

Would you lower the
prices back to 50 cents?

And they said,
No, we're not gonna do that.

We're not gonna lower the price.

Okay, so that's when...

Yeah, so, when they were
like... they were just like,

Strike!

Strike! You're not gonna sell that.
No, this is a revolution.

Any of the other newsies
they saw with newspapers,

they would take them, and
they would rip the papers up.

[imitates paper tearing]

Yeah.

William Randolph Hearst and
Joseph Pulitzer sent men in

to go into the streets to, like,
try to control these newsies.

The newsies attacked these men.

They attacked the men.
They jumped on them.

They were like,
Uh-uh, no, no, no, no.

But really what... what
really did something was

they all walked and stormed
and held up traffic on Brooklyn Bridge.

Kid Blink is giving a speech.
He's saying...

Friends and coworkers,
we got to stick together like glue.

We... This is a time...
this is something we need to do.

Even if you're blind.
You have to do this.

Police drove up, and they were like...

[imitates engine whirring]

That's the exact noise
that the police car made.

[imitating engine whirring]

- Oh, wait.
- There you go.

[both imitating engine whirring]

So the cops were like,
You're going to jail.

[militaristic music]

And these kids were like,
What are we gonna do now?

Like, we have nothing.

And then...
Kid Blink shows up.

Bl-ow. Wow.

And he is dressed to the nines,

and he has a wad of cash.

And he's like,
Hey, it's not that bad,

we should probably
stop doing what we're doing.

We should... you know, we
should respect the rules.

We should go back to our lives.
All is good.

So the beret... No, wait.
[chuckles]

Uh, Morris Cohen was like,
I get it. You've been bought out.

Well... They bought you out.
Like, look at you.

And so they kicked Kid Blink
out of the club.

It was like, You are not cool.
You're a scab and an asshole.

And then Morris Cohen
took over and said,

We're not gonna go down like that.

We're not gonna get bought out.
We're gonna do this!

And so they were growing in numbers.

More and more kids were
joining the newsboys' strike.

And it spread to, like,
14 different cities.

And people weren't
able to buy newspapers.

Then so...
finally these bigwig men were like,

We got to meet with these kids.

So then... so then they
finally met with Morris Cohen.

Sat down and said,
Hey, what do you want?

And the kids were like, You have to
lower the price of the newspapers.

And they said, We're not gonna do that.

And they said, Okay,
well, then you at least

need to buy back the
papers that we don't sell.

And they said, Okay, we'll do that.

And the kids were like, Hoorah!
You know, you can't mess with us.

We have figured it out.
Da-da-da-daa! We win.

It was a wonderful, wonderful time.
Wonderful day.

The newsies united and created change.
Yay, kids.

You haven't seen the movie "Newsies"?

- There's a lot of dancing.
- How would you make "Newsies"?

- I would...
- Who would you cast?

Oh, God, who would I... Oh.

I would cast...
Oh, my God, One Direction.

I'm go... I need... I'm hungry.

Please, all right. I'm gonna go.

Please, don't [bleep] around.
God.

No, you don't get any of this.

- I want some.
- I ordered this, like, days ago.

Hello. I'm Jen Kirkman
with a fun pillow,

and today we're gonna
talk about the story...

historical story of Nast, the
political cartoonist, versus Tweed.

So, um, William Tweed
is known as Boss Tweed,

and he was in with this group of guys
dubbed Tammany Hall.

So it's all these
[bleep] white guy, fat guy

Congress-[bleep], and they're like,

We're all in bed, in the sack, whatever,
up the ass of Boss Tweed.

And people loved him, because at
Christmas, he gave out turkeys.

Here's your turkey,
poor people. And gifts.

And they're like,
Oh, what's up? We love him.

So Thomas Nast
was a political cartoonist

for "Harper's Weekly."
It wasn't, like, Garfield.

It was like, people take him seriously.

Okay, so "The New York Times"
in 1871, they were like,

Hey, we have hard [bleep] evidence

that Tweed is scamming money
off the bonds in the city,

and he is putting New York
$90 million in debt.

The thing is, nobody read it.

So... So Nast is like...
Okay, whatevs.

We don't need any more fat, white guys

coming into our house
stealing our money.

So... So basically Nast, you know,

portrayed him as like a [bleep] monster.

His editor was like,
What are you doing this week?

And he's like, Oh, I'm
making Tweed look like jowly,

fat bag of money,
you know, under a top hat.

So that was when... Tweed, uh...

that was... Wait.
Sorry. Can I start again?

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

That was... Wait. Hang on.

So he's like, My constituents are poor.

They don't care about
"The New York Times"

and all that bougie [bleep].
My constituents don't know how to read.

I'm not afraid of this article
that blatantly exposes what I did.

I'm just concerned with
these goddamn pictures,

because the pictures...
can tell a story

a lot faster ...
than all those wordy word can.

So he calls Nast, and he's like,

Uh, I'll give 100 grand if you stop
with the [bleep] cartoon.

And Nast goes, Um, all right, hang on.
Let me think about it.

So Nast gets back on
the phone with Tweed.

He goes, Hey, I want $500,000
to stop the cartoon.

And Tweed immediately is like...
Okay.

And then Nast was like...
Dude, psych.

At no price will I [bleep] stop
doing these cartoons.

So what happens is
he does one more.

It's all the Tammany Hall guys.

They're all standing in a circle

pointing at the next one like...

Who stole the money?

This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy.

And for some reason, that
just strikes a chord in people.

This is the power of cartoons.

They're like, Well, wait.
Maybe he is stealing our [bleep] money.

Oh, my goodness, I can't,
you know, comply with this.

So nobody voted for Tweed
in the next election,

and because of the
cartoons, he goes to jail

for fraud and all that [bleep].

So this fat [bleep] is in jail.
He cannot handle it.

He's like, I cannot be in prison.
I'm Tweed.

And then he escapes.
So he gets to Spain.

He tries to escape as
a common sailor on a boat,

which is even better than
a non-common man in jail.

But the dudes on the boat
in Spain, they're like...

Hey, dude, this is not...
[sneezing]

Can I get a tissue?
Can I get a tissue?

- Can I just do that before the finish?
- Yeah, just...

[sneezes]
[laughing] Oh, jeez.

[laughs]

The Spanish people are like,
We know the cartoons.

But Tweed was like...
[sneezes] You can't judge me.

They said...
Hey, get out of here, dude.

Go back to America.
Go back to jail.

He did.
[somber music]

It's [bleep] hot in here,
and that's not a drunk thing.

It's like [bleep] humid in here.

- What are you...
- It's hot.

It's hot in here. I'm hot.

No, Jen, we're not
getting in the [bleep] pool.

Yes, we are. It's a pool.

That's what people do in the hot weather.

It's cold!
I'm not getting in the [bleep] pool.

It's hot out. It's cool there.

- It's a pool. You know how to swim.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop...

[splash]

- I hate you.
- Shut the [bleep] up.

- I hate you.
- I love you. Sorry.

I thought it would be fun.

- Are you hot?
- No, now I'm freezing

and really feeling weird about it.
[both laughing]

Okay, so, after Boss Tweed
went to jail,

"Harper's" was like,
Thank you for your time,

still work here if you want, absolutely,
but just draw, like, fun stuff.

Let's not get so political.

And he was like, No, I only
want to draw what I believe in.

No one can stop the arts.

No one can stop drawing,
dance, literature.

That's the truth-tellers in this world,
are the [bleep] artists.

So, if you have a kid that's an artist,
don't be like, "You're a loser.

What are you doing with your life?"

They might someday take down
the biggest man in town.

Let artists be artists,
unless they're, like...

you know, they have
nowhere to go, and they're

just lip-syncing Madonna
songs in the subway,

but, you know, even that,
just see where it goes.

Oh, [bleep].

[patriotic music]

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Wait. You use your
teeth to do the claws?

- Yeah.
- You're, like, a real man.

No, I mean, it's just, like...
I'm too impatient.

You know, act like
you're from Baltimore now.

- Ready?
- Ready.

Yeah, just like that.

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