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[patriotic music]

Prohibition was passed,
and Wayne Wheeler won the day.

[laughs]

Dorothy Fuldheim
spent more time on air

as a broadcast journalist
than anyone in history.

You're all good.

Muhammad Ali was drafted.
This doesn't seem right.

- Yeah. [belches]
- You all right?

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I love this place, not
because of what it is,

but because of what it isn't.
There's no traffic.

It costs nothing to live here.

And it's just snowy enough
to keep the assholes out.

There's just like a
camaraderie that you can't...

it's undeniable here.

But we're, like, building
up to a better community.

That's what Cleveland's all about.
The future.

Because our present
really isn't that great.

Well, no... but it's better.

It's actually... shut up.
It's still better.

I'm John Levenstein,

and today we're going to be
talking about Wayne Wheeler,

the man responsible for Prohibition.
Cheers.

- Cheers, John.
- Wayne Wheeler would have hated that.

Wayne Wheeler's family had
a farmhand who was drunk,

who was swinging a pitchfork...
a hayfork... wildly.

He said, Mom, that
farmhand's acting sloppy.

The farmhand stabs
Wayne Wheeler in the leg.

Wayne Wheeler said
Ouch.

- Hey.
- Yeah.

What are you doing?
You just stabbed me in the leg.

What, are you drunk, you farmhand?

Wayne Wheeler decided,
Alcohol's bad.

I'm going to spend the rest of my life
fighting against alcohol.

And that's the fornd...
the formative event

of Wayne Wheeler's
life, with... of, okay.

The... [laughs]
Okay.

The... [laughs]

The formative event of
Wayne Wheeler's life.

Wayne Wheeler, in 1893,
graduated from college.

He goes to see Howard Hyde Russell,

from the Anti-Saloon League, speak.

I'm against alcohol.

I'm against the way alcohol
affects the American family.

Men should not drink at the saloon,

waste away their family's money,

come home, hit their
wives, hit their children.

That shouldn't happen.

After the speech he said,
I'm going to join your movement,

and I'll devote my life
to making people not drink.

Now, Wayne Wheeler, with
the Anti-Saloon League,

was a dynamo.
He was just biking everywhere.

He was biking from town to
town, going door-to-door,

getting people to vote against
candidates who opposed Prohibition.

And Wayne Wheeler would
say, People shouldn't drink.

I was stabbed by a fith... a
pitchfork when I was a child.

And then they would say,

Oh, people can be stabbed
by pitchforks as children?

And Wayne Wheeler would say, Yes.

[laughs]

- Why did you laugh?
- Because I was seeing two of you.

That's okay.
[laughs]

I... [laughs]

Wayne Wheeler was going
to churches to raise money.

He was going to arrange demonstrations,

and he was always on his bike.
He was always pedaling furiously.

Wayne Wheeler invented
pressure politics.

Wayne Wheeler would say,

This person is not strongly
enough in favor of temperance.

Then that person would go down.

Every time... 70 for 70.

So Wayne Wheeler comes to
Washington, DC and starts

fighting for a constitutional
amendment against alcohol.

Everyone is afraid of Wayne Wheeler.

Wayne Wheeler is the
most successful lobbyist

in the United States.

There was another thing that happened

that I'm forgetting right now
so I'll get then back to.

That I'll get back to, Derek.

But, in the meantime,
Prohibition was passed,

and Wayne Wheeler won the day.

Wayne Wheeler was such a zealot,
because once Prohibition happened...

that wasn't enough for Wayne Wheeler.

He goes to see the head of the KKK.

I'm a national figure.
I can't do my own bidding,

but you, Ku Klux Klan, can.

So the Ku Klux Klan did it.

They were Wayne Wheeler's
private security force.

And they would go into bars

and just tear the
[bleep]ing place apart.

The Ku Klux Klan was
a violent organization.

They were tarring and feathering

people who were bootleggers.
[laughs]

Wha... [laughs]

[laughter]

Wha... [laughs]

Wayne Wheeler... [laughs]

- Great name.
- Wayne Wheeler.

Wayne Wheeler is so crazy
because there was still

industrial alcohol that was
used to clean engine parts,

to make nail polish.

Wayne Wheeler said,
We need to find a way

to make that legal alcohol poisonous.

We're going to add methanol to
ethanol, call it formula number 30,

and then anyone who drinks ethanol...

not to clean engines, but
to get drunk... will die.

And that's when the [bleep] hit the fan.

People who were drinking
ethanol mixed with methanol

didn't know that that's
what they were doing.

It made thousands of people sick
and hundreds of people die.

And Wayne Wheeler was saying,
Well, it's your own fault.

You know about Prohibition.
You know alcohol's illegal.

You're dead now.

And people started thinking,

Why would my own
government do this to me?

Wayne Wheeler, who had been pretty much

running the government as
a lobbyist, was discredited.

And that's when he went to Michigan.
And then died a few weeks later.

Just because Wayne Wheeler
was stabbed in the leg

by a pitchfork by a
drunken farmhand as a child,

he had to spend the rest of his life

making sure no one else
had fun, no matter what.

[laughs]

I mean... [laughs]

- Oh, God. I just spilled.
- Oh, you got it.

I love that you're collecting the ice.

All right. This is as
drunk as I get. [laughter]

[upbeat rock music]

My son was conceived in this building.

In 1998, at a punk rock show.

- Conceive it!
- In the women's bathroom.

- How's that for some drunk history?
- That's good.

What's the worst thing
a girl's ever said

when you were an adolescent?

"I think you might be better
off if you got a nose job."

[laughter]

That's real?

- Which I did do.
- Shut up.

Yeah, when I was 14.

- Are you being serious?
- Yeah. Google "David Wain nose job."

[laughs]

Hi, I'm David Wain.

Today we're going to talk
about Dorothy Fuldheim,

who set the record for being
on TV for 37 years straight.

The first woman to
anchor a newscast on TV.

She was a [bleep]ing dynamo.

In 1918 Dorothy Fuldheim is
traveling around the country,

and she's giving speeches.

She's like, Hey, I'm Dorothy Fuldheim.

And I'm redheaded.
I'm a Jew. I'm short.

I got a different point of view.

Some of the guys,
though, in the audience,

they're like, Thanks, but no thanks.

You know, so you've
heard the classic thing,

- "Thanks, but no thanks"?
- Mm-hmm.

It's like... it's a
way of saying no thanks.

But they add this little
thanks thing to make it

sound more palatable. But
it really means no thanks.

You know what?
This is what I think.

This is what's going on.

I don't care what people
think about how I look.

I don't care what people
think about what I say.

And in 1932 she travels to Germany.

She's like, I want to meet Adolf Hitler.
She goes to...

The... Hitler... office
building, or whatever.

- The... I don't know.
- Hitler Hall?

Hitler... Germany... German... SS...

place where Hitler worked.
She sees him coming out of a building.

She starts yelling these
questions in German.

I can't speak German, but it
would sound sort of like this.

"Oh, come on, you...
ott... ott... trottel.

A... Hogan's Heroes."

[laughs]
And so, anyway, Hitler said,

You're some random Jewish...
but I don't know that you're Jewish...

journalist from Cleveland,
Ohio. And I'm giving you

an interview that I would
never give to other people.

And I'm giving you answers to things

about what's going on in
this upcoming next war.

Which, by the way, is probably only...

is happening, like,
seven years from now,

but we don't know that yet.

She came back to the United States
and she says to everyone,

Hey, these guys are bad.
These guys are evil.

And they have bad ideas.

Adolf Hitler, by the way,

for those who are, like,
you know "history buffs,"

was one of the big
World War II bad guys.

[slurps softly]

I should never drink.

I didn't... I don't... I don't...

I don't, um...
I'm not good with alcohol.

So, what happened was,
when WEWS Channel 5 opened

she was there with the
head of the station.

He's like, Wait a minute,
hold on, hold on, hold on.

They were like, No, no, no.
What are you talking...

A woman doing a newscast?
That's like, it's like,

Oh, we should have a dog give
the news. That would be funny.

I mean, first...
personally, I would love that.

I mean, if he was like...
[growling]

- Ebola.
- Ebola, Isis, LeBron.

- In Cleveland.
- Right, right.

But she was like,
I don't care what you guys think.

I'm gonna do it.

And so he says, Okay. I'll...
13 weeks is all I'm going to say,

because then we're... I'm
not committing any more.

And starting way back in 1947

the first newscast anywhere
between New York and Chicago...

in Cleveland, Ohio...

they put on Dorothy
Fuldheim as the anchor.

She goes on the air, she says,
Hey, I'm Dorothy Fuldheim.

This is the evening news
on Channel 5 in Cleveland.

People loved it.

They were like,
She's making me feel happy.

She's making... she's
give... communicating to me

in a way that other people don't.

She interviewed everyone in the world.

She interviewed Richard Nixon,
Albert Einstein,

one of the greatest popes,
Wilt Chamberlain,

Martin Luther King,
the Duke of Windsor,

Prince Charles,
Lady Diana Spencer,

all the Kennedys.

Channel 5 news

is the best TV 5 Eyewitness News...

News Channel 5 is the best
station in Cleveland. [laughs]

So one day, at Kent State,
they were protesting the Vietnam War.

And they just start
shooting into the crowd,

and four students were killed.

Dorothy Fuldheim, she said,
This is murder.

You know, why are we
killing our own children?

The viewers all wrote
in to her like, Fire her.

Get rid of her, because why should...

she shouldn't have said that.

And she, even herself,
buckled in and said,

Okay, maybe I should resign.

It was really kind of
hardcore if you think about it.

And the head of the station was like,

No, Dorothy, you're
way, way more important

than this one incident.
And you're probably right anyway.

And so, no we don't accept your
resignation. You're going to stay.

And not only did she stay,
she stayed for 37 years.

She was, like, the voice of the news.

And of the conscience of a city.

Barbara Walters came out,
when she died, and was like,

I would not be doing what I'm doing...

none of us would be
doing what we're doing

if it wasn't for Dorothy Fuldheim.

Do I... No, shut up. Shut up.

Dorothy Fuldheim spent more time
on air as a newscaster

than any other woman or man

in broadcast news journalist history.

That's insane.
That's something I'm proud of.

She's the pride of Cleveland,
pride of the North coast.

To Dorothy Fuldheim.

[snoring]

- Now I'm going to go to sleep.
- Okay.

[upbeat rock music]

Why does Cleveland
love bowling so much?

- It's just been here all our life.
- Yeah.

And it's like, once it
gets cold in the winter,

what else are you gonna do?

- I just love that sound.
- Can you hear a strike?

- I can hear a good strap, yeah.
- Yeah.

I still can't believe I've never
known to use my middle fingers.

[groans]

Nothing.

I can't look when it's a gutter.
It's just too sad.

To Dickey's!

- Did you have a nickname?
- My dad would call me "Squirrel bait."

- Squirrel bait?
- Yeah.

- What is that?
- I guess squirrel bait would

- be like a nut, like, crazy.
- You're a nut.

There's nothing wrong with being a nut.

But, like, yeah, my
other sisters were, like,

princess and cutie, and...
[laughs]

Hi...
Hi.

Hi, I'm Ashley Barnhill,
and today we're

- going to discuss the Cleveland Summit.
- Cheers.

So in 1964 you
know, at the age of 22,

Cassius Clay... he is
fighting Sonny Liston.

Clay is a 7-1 underdog.
He's not going to win.

And he goes, You're an ugly bear.
You smell like a bear.

You're an ugly bear.
You smell like a ugly bear.

When I'm done with you, when I beat you,

I'm gonna donate you to the zoo.

Bam, bam, bam.
He wins.

Yeah, he becomes the
World Heavyweight Champion.

Right after he wins the
championship he announced,

My name is Muhammad Ali.

I'm a black Islam...
I'm a Black Muslim.

I am the people's champion.

So the war was going on.
Muhammad Ali was drafted.

He was like, you know,
My religion doesn't...

I'm not allowed to fight in wars.

- This doesn't seem right?
- Yeah. [belches]

- You all right?
- Yeah, no, I'm okay.

Should I start over from the beginning?

Yeah, can you start again?
[laughs]

Um, we're going to be talking
about the Cleveland Summit.

[laughter]

So Muhammad Ali is
drafted and and he says,

Now I'm a conscientious objector.

My religion doesn't
let me fight in a war.

And then he also added,

I have no quorum with Viet Cong.

Like, no Viet Cong has ever
called me the n-world... n word.

No Viet Cong has ever sicced dogs on me.

The draft board said was...
The draft board says... [laughs]

Too bad.
Sorry, we don't accept that.

You have to go to the
induction ceremony.

[cracks neck]

Geez.
How the [bleep] did you do that?

That was, like, four cracks.
[laughs]

So he goes to the induduction,

and the officer's like,
We're gonna say your name,

and then you have to step forward.

- Okay, Cassius Clay.
- My name is Muhammad Ali.

- He doesn't step forward.
- Cassius Clay.

And he doesn't step forward.
And the officer is like,

Do you understand what you are doing?

Basically, if you don't step forward
you're committing a felony.

You can serve five years in prison.

Thank you.
I know what I'm doing.

Cassius Clay.
He doesn't step forward.

That day he's stripped of his medals,

his boxing title... his
boxing license, and his title.

Okay, people in America were
like, Ugh, this is bull[bleep],

like, this guy's just
trying to getting...

this guy's just trying to
get out of going to the war.

Muhammad Ali's manager calls
football legend Jim Brown.

And he's like,
Can you talk to him?

Can you convince him to go to the army?

And can you not tell
him I told you this?

Or anyone I told you this.
Can you keep your mouth shut?

Can you keep your [bleep]ing mouth shut?

Don't [bleep]ing tell
anyone I ever told you this.

Uh, bye!

Jim Brown is very shocked, and he goes,
This is shocking.

This is a shocker.

Jim Brown calls John Wooten and he goes,

Can you gather ten
of the most prominent,

top black athletes and
meet me in Cleveland?

Yeah, on it.

Everyone's just like,
Yeah, see you there.

Got it.
Be there.

We're talking to Ali?
He's my hero. Okay.

So, basically, they're all like,

We have all served, you
know, we've been part of ROTC.

We've been lieutenants of this and that.

We've been in this and
that military-affiliated...

we're served. We've served.

What's going on, you know?

He talked for two hours straight.

And just kind of talked about his
religious convictions and beliefs.

I stand by my religion;
Black Muslim religion.

The Nation of Islam,
which is basically...

- I will not contribute to any war.
- That's a good point.

[laughs] That is a good point.

They face the media.
Hi, media.

Yeah, we thought this
guy was full of [bleep].

And this guy... have you met Ali?

This guy... we support Ali.

We believe in him, and he's
sincere and we believe in...

we validate his religious conviction.

Ali was on trial. It was presented
in front of an all-white jury.

And within 21 minutes
they found him guilty.

And he's sentenced to five years.

So he appealed and he appealed.

And basically gets to the Supreme Court.

So the Supreme Court is planning
on ruling 5-3 against Ali,

but then Justice John
Harlan reads a book

based on Black Muslim religious doctrine

and he goes to all the
other justices and is like,

We screwed up. This
is me convincing you.

I am convincing you.
We screwed up.

You screwed up. I screwed up.

- We have to change our opinion.
- Okay, you're right.

And so they anonysmally vote.
Anonys...

Anonysmally? I have a hard
word sober, by the way guys.

- Anonymous?
- Anonysmally.

No, that's not the word.
They anonysmally, um...

[laughter]

- Anonysmally.
- Perfect. [laughs]

- Where did I leave off? Sorry.
- Don't crack your neck anymore.

It's not there.

- I heard it four times.
- I know.

- You can't do it anymore.
- Okay.

So, basically, they
vote for Ali to go free.

He wanted to be the greatest,

and eventually he would
become the greatest.

This is what I stand for.
I don't care if you don't believe in it.

I'm gonna die for it.

Ali fought for his religion.
He fought for his race.

He fought for civil rights.
He fought for... I mean,

kind of everything that
was going on at the time.

He changed the world.

? You can change the world ?

- # You can...
- Change the world # [laughter]

? You can change the world ?

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Ku klux klan can!

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