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(HEART MONITOR BEEPS)
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Hi, Granny.
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How's... acting?
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Oh, that's not me, that's Bunny.
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Oh.
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Did I hear my name?
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Aww.
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Poor Granny Primrose.
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- How are you feeling?
- I...
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Daddy mentioned something
about a bracelet?
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Bedside table.
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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)
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- Do I get something, or...?
- Meg!
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Sorry.
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As it happens,
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she did ask me to give you these.
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She's very tired.
I think you better go now, girls.
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All right. Bye, Granny.
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Bye, Granny.
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It's awful.
I wish we could do something.
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I feel so helpless.
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Yeah.
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Ooh!
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(THEY LAUGH EXCITEDLY)
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Oh, come on!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Synced and corrected by vivelalto
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm so excited
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Oh, oh, oh
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Someday, someday, Leeds United.
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BUNNY: Meg! Come quick!
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What happened? What...?
What time is it?
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- It's 4am.
- Guys,
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something sensaysh
has happened.
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Sensaysh like the time
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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followed you on Twitter?
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It's about the dead Granny money.
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Well, she's still alive,
so maybe don't call it that yet?
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I bought a humongous pressie
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for all three of us!
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So, this weekend
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we are going to...
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Please be Center Parcs.
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Glastonbury!
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I've just won the tickets on eBay.
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In your face, muffhunter69!
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No frigging way.
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I can't afford that!
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No, they're on me.
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I feel really guilty about
how good it feels
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being the favourite,
best granddaughter.
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Plus, yes, you defo can't afford it.
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Thanks, but I don't need charity.
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Well, just pay me back
in favours or whatever.
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I'd really feel more comfortable
paying you back in actual money.
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- They cost a thousand pounds.
- Or favours. Favours is fine.
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Glastonbury!
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ALL: Glastonbury!
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[MUSIC: Levels by Avicii]
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Sorry, Nathan.
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My alarm didn't go off,
phone's broke.
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No, it's not.
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Tracey wants a word.
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And that word might be, "Fired."
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Shitballs.
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Sorry I'm late, me phone, it...
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How was Apocolash?
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You what?
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We follow all our employees
on social media.
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Yeah, but that weren't
the reason I were late.
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I'm going through a very
painful break-up.
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Oh?
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With him?
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Or him?
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Final warning.
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One more strike, and you're out.
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I'll make it up to you.
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(SHE SNORES)
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MEG: Right, so this Glasto
packing list of yours.
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I've got glowsticks,
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beads, sequins, glitter...
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Yeah, that's all I'm taking.
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- Have you booked the transport?
- Yeah, I think
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Hot And Cold's going
to give us a lift on Friday.
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He's lending us a tent, and
he's already texted me saying
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he "can't wait to roll around
in the mud with me."
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God, I bet he's got fit friends.
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Add johnnies to the list.
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[MUSIC: 24 Hour Party People
by The Happy Mondays]
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Twenty four hour party people
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Plastic face
can't smile the whites out.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hi, Mum,
can I call you back? I'm just...
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Er, Meg, it's important.
Are you sitting down?
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Well, sort of.
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Granny Primrose died in the night.
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(LIQUID TRICKLES)
Oh!
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Oh, God, that's...
That's terrible, Mum,
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I'm so sorry.
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Meg, are you on the toilet?
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Sorry, I tried to say.
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Look, just get over here
when you can.
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There's lots I need you to do
for the funeral on Saturday.
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- The funeral's on Saturday?
- Yes.
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No!
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No... Aahh...
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The grief.
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Yeah, OK. Bye, Mum.
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- Has Granny died?
- And it gets worse.
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The funeral's on Saturday.
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- No!
- Yeah.
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(SHE SIGHS)
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Can you leave, mate?
It's turning into a poo.
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Kes-o!
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- Why you wearing goggles?
- Protection
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from all the mud and
beer flying around.
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And jizz, probably.
Plus they look cool.
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Hmm. Wow!
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Someone's prepared.
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Got to be up on your festival hacks.
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Ale. Check.
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Transport for said ale. Check.
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Want one? Going to head
down Friday afternoon,
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get the best spot for Gary Gazebo.
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- Still want a lift?
- Oh, well, er...
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I've got a bit
of a problem,
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in that my granny's died.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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The...
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The funeral's on Saturday.
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Are you going to sack it off then?
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Probably.
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Your gran's not going to know, Kes.
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She's dead.
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It's what she would've wanted.
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She'd have wanted me
to festival fuck you.
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From behind.
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In a tent.
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Maybe not even in a tent.
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I've seen people at Glastonbury
just fucking in a field.
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I saw this one guy
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eat a lass out in the stone
circle in front of everybody.
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- Jesus.
- Yeah.
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Want me to bring you any drugs, Kes?
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Oh, I don't really do drugs.
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Oh, you will do, Kes.
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You will.
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Nothing like dirty festival
sex on drugs.
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I usually drop on the way down,
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so I'm perfectly high
by the time I hit the gates.
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Fuck.
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I'll bring the tent and the drugs.
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You bring your A game.
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And johnnies.
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MEG:
It's just such a shock, you know?
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I can't process it.
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The one year we had tickets.
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Is it worth just going
for the Sunday?
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Oh, of course it's not, Meg.
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All the hotties will be
paired off by Sunday,
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and all that'll be left for us is
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twats in Morphsuits
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and the foldy chair brigade.
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Oh.
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Cheer up. Who died?
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Oh, shit, is it your gran?
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LAURA: Soz.
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And there's bad news.
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We can't go to Glastonbury.
It's the funeral.
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Right.
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Can I have your tickets?
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- Unless...
- No, Meg.
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Well, I mean, come on.
How close were we anyway?
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She left me a fucking tenner.
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Yeah, you don't owe her shit!
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You, on the other hand, Bun...
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You can't go without me!
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I bought the tickets!
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Just tell your mum and dad that
we're sorry but we're busy.
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Why do I have to do it?
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I own you, remember?
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(SHE SIGHS)
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So, yeah, she went
peacefully in her sleep.
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With just a little help,
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towards the end.
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What do you mean, help?
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Just a couple of extra sleepy pills,
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to make sure there was no pain.
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All right, Dr Shipman.
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Not strictly legal but, you know...
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The doctors usually
turn a blind eye.
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There's a second autopsy today,
and a police interview,
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which I'm sure is just
going to be a formality.
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So we need you both to help us out.
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What, like an alibi?!
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No, we need you two
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to organise
the funeral.
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Oh, no. Why?
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Oh, why, God, why?
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Oh, why?
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She's very... upset.
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About Granny.
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Here's a controversial idea.
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Do we even really need
a funeral, anyway?
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I mean, they can just make people
feel worse, can't they?
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Ugh! I thought I was in denial.
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Right, I've written down all the
instructions for you both here.
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We need you to step up, Meg.
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And, er, will it be, er...
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necessary to attend?
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On top of the organising...?
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Yeah. Yeah, no.
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You do have to attend
your grandmother's funeral.
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- Meg!
- Well, you do, mate.
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Glastonbury tickets or not.
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You've got Glastonbury tickets
for this weekend?
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Which you'll be sacrificing,
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because that's what grown-ups do.
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Yes. That's...
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That's exactly what we're doing.
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(SHE SOBS)
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[MUSIC: We Got You
by Lemaitre ft The Knocks]
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- Nathan?
- Yeah?
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- What the fuck's this?
- Can you not swear at me?
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It's just, I am your team leader.
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Soz, but there's no fucking way
I'm working this weekend.
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Look, it's not negotiable.
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You don't understand.
It's important.
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I've got a funeral.
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Everyone knows you're
going to Glastonbury.
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Am not.
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Stop stalking me
on social media, anyway.
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We didn't have to.
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We've seen your desk.
I signed for half this stuff.
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Plus, you're already
wearing your wellies.
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- Is there a problem?
- Can't work this weekend,
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- got a funeral.
- Nice try.
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I'll prove it, I swear!
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Me nan's dead as fuck, all right?
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As this is a non-religious ceremony,
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legally, there are no requirements
as to who runs the service.
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So if you have a family member
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that could do
a particularly good job?
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We can do it ourselves?
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And it can be as short as we want?
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Yes. So,
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do you want to confirm
for Saturday morning?
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Just out of interest,
have you got anything Friday?
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We can't change
the date of the funeral...
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can we?
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Actually, we do have a slot
Friday morning.
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Best day ever!
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What's your Wi-Fi code?
I need to check in.
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We're sorry for your loss,
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and we're even more sorry
for not believing you.
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You're forgiven.
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Nathan's going to cover
for you this weekend.
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- Of course.
- Obviously,
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take your time to grieve.
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How much time will that be, exactly?
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As much time as you need.
263
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Thanks for understanding.
264
00:10:10,816 --> 00:10:12,184
Yeah.
265
00:10:16,384 --> 00:10:17,736
Can you wear flip flops
to a funeral?
266
00:10:17,752 --> 00:10:19,328
Er, maybe black ones.
267
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,840
But it's... It's moved to Friday.
268
00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:24,280
I know, it is... it is short notice.
269
00:10:24,304 --> 00:10:25,512
Sorry, Gerald.
270
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,656
Yes, I'll be wearing something nice.
271
00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:31,176
OK, yeah. OK, bye.
272
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,670
(SHE SIGHS)
273
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,832
Gerald, there.
Still creepy after all these years.
274
00:10:37,016 --> 00:10:38,112
Ugh!
275
00:10:38,136 --> 00:10:39,408
God, being an adult's awful.
276
00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:41,528
It's basically just
people dying and admin.
277
00:10:41,536 --> 00:10:43,390
Bunny, can you do anything
to help me at all?
278
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,312
Oh, sorry, Meg. But if anything,
you should be helping me.
279
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,832
You still owe me, ooh...
280
00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,568
a few hundred favours at least.
281
00:10:49,592 --> 00:10:51,456
Now, headdress or...
282
00:10:51,488 --> 00:10:52,752
Pocahontas wig?
283
00:10:52,768 --> 00:10:54,470
I mean, they're both offensive.
284
00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:55,896
How?
285
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,168
Where's this cocking hearse?
286
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,792
Right, it's here,
it's here, it's here!
287
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,016
OK, time to move, people!
288
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,288
Let's go do some mourning.
289
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,184
Right, OK. Hot and Cold's
picking us up in one hour.
290
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,390
He won't wait, but if everything
goes to plan then we have
291
00:11:12,408 --> 00:11:14,160
just the right amount
of time to make it.
292
00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:15,552
Whizz down to the crem now,
293
00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:17,848
pop back here for a couple
of corrie chicken sangers,
294
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,783
and then cruise into Worthy Farm
in time for the silent disco.
295
00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:22,056
Roger.
296
00:11:22,088 --> 00:11:23,848
Let's keep it moving.
297
00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:30,352
Is he taking the piss or what?
298
00:11:34,024 --> 00:11:35,672
Floor it, mate, we're late.
299
00:11:40,888 --> 00:11:44,760
(CHURCH BELLS CHIME)
300
00:11:49,904 --> 00:11:51,400
Post...
301
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,088
Right.
302
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,608
BUNNY:
Meg, is that everybody?
303
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,632
No, but we're eating into
304
00:11:56,656 --> 00:11:58,720
precious back pocket time already.
305
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:01,632
- Let's just start.
- Wait for me!
306
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,072
Oh, really?
307
00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:10,312
Meg, can you please...?
308
00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:12,704
Hello.
309
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,710
Hi, Stan, shall we get you inside.
310
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,728
Gerald, hi!
311
00:12:20,744 --> 00:12:23,488
Hello, Meg. Flat shoes?
312
00:12:23,504 --> 00:12:24,672
With those legs?
313
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,040
I'm sorry for your loss.
314
00:12:33,136 --> 00:12:34,520
OK, OK.
315
00:12:35,328 --> 00:12:37,200
Let's just go in.
316
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,560
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYS)
317
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,208
OK, let's just start.
318
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,007
OK, hello, everybody.
319
00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:49,744
My name's Megan Keswick,
320
00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:51,576
as Granny always used to say
321
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,100
when I went to visit her,
322
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,016
"Let's just get this over with".
323
00:12:56,456 --> 00:12:58,664
You're laughing,
but that is a direct quote.
324
00:12:59,184 --> 00:13:00,912
Erm, anyway, so we are here
325
00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:03,112
to celebrate her life just quickly,
326
00:13:03,144 --> 00:13:04,888
so let's kick off
327
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960
with an extract
328
00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:09,040
from a song sung
329
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,544
by her favourite
granddaughter,
330
00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:12,840
Bunny.
331
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,790
I did my best it wasn't much
332
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,430
I couldn't feel so
I tried to touch
333
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,176
I've told the truth
334
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,888
I didn't come to fool ya
335
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,432
Hallelujah
336
00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:36,104
Hallelujah.
337
00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:39,488
(MUSIC STOPS)
338
00:13:39,512 --> 00:13:42,790
Hallelujah
339
00:13:42,808 --> 00:13:45,576
Hallelujah
340
00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:48,200
Ooooh
341
00:13:52,824 --> 00:13:57,176
Oooh, oh, oh
342
00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:07,512
Yeah.
343
00:14:08,784 --> 00:14:09,816
(WHISPERING) Hallelujah.
344
00:14:12,088 --> 00:14:14,968
Erm, Hallelujah there,
in its entirety.
345
00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:17,240
Jesus, right, OK, let us pray.
346
00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:20,000
Amen. Right, brilliant, OK.
347
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,416
Stop All The Clocks
by W. H. Auden.
348
00:14:25,424 --> 00:14:26,880
Er, yeah.
349
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:28,968
Stop all the clocks cut
off the telephone prevent the dog
350
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,784
from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the pianos and with
351
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,471
muffled drum bring out the coffin
and let the mourners come.
352
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,272
Let aeroplanes circle moaning
overhead, scribbling on the sky
353
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,111
the message He Is Dead. Put crepe
bows round the white necks
354
00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:38,696
of the public doves, let the traffic
policemen wear black cotton gloves.
355
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,760
He was my North, my South, my East
my West. My working week and
356
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,576
my Sunday rest. My noon,
my midnight, my talk, my song.
357
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,184
I thought that love would
last for ever, I was wrong.
358
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:46,350
The stars are not wanted now, put
out every one. Pack up the moon
359
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,824
and dismantle the sun. Pour away
the ocean and sweep up the wood.
360
00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:50,296
For nothing now can ever
come to any good. Hit it.
361
00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:53,440
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
362
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,264
Well, you get the idea.
363
00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:13,664
You're all dismissed.
364
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,184
See you all back at the wake
365
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,376
in 15 mins tops, please.
366
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,784
No, I can't smile...
367
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,768
- Ever so proud of you love.
- Thanks, Mum.
368
00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:26,600
Have you had a chat with Gerald?
369
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,520
Not since I was 13 and he told
me I should shave my legs.
370
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:30,960
He's recruiting
371
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:33,456
for an administrator in Telford.
372
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,064
I'll go and find him.
373
00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:38,192
Hot and Cold's getting impatient.
374
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,224
We should go as soon as we can
politely leave.
375
00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:41,791
Look, half these people are oldies.
376
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,192
Once that buffet's gone,
they'll be on the next bus.
377
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:46,744
Do it.
378
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:52,000
Er, sorry can I.
379
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,528
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
380
00:16:03,264 --> 00:16:04,824
What are you doing here?
381
00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:06,296
You're supposed
to be waiting in the car.
382
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,536
We need to go. I've just took a pill
but I can't feel anything yet.
383
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,072
You've taken a pill?
You're supposed to be driving!
384
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,448
- I'm not driving, Pete's driving.
- Where's Pete?
385
00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:14,352
(CAR HORN HONKS)
386
00:16:14,368 --> 00:16:16,410
- He's getting a bit tetchy.
- Right, OK.
387
00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:17,890
I'll find a way to leave.
388
00:16:17,904 --> 00:16:20,832
Chill, Kes. I hope Stressy Kes
ain't coming to Glasto.
389
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,232
I'm just a bit emotional cos
of the funeral.
390
00:16:23,256 --> 00:16:25,600
Maybe you should take a little pill,
chill you out a little bit.
391
00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:27,928
- Hmmm.
- They don't do 'owt.
392
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,464
They're mild, like a korma.
You'll just get a bit high in the car
393
00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:32,512
with me and it'll feel
amazing when we hold hands.
394
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,968
It's all about the journey, Kes.
395
00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:37,304
Ow, it drives
me crazy when you bite your lip.
396
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:39,216
Crazy in a sex way.
397
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:42,096
Oh, no, no,
I don't know if I want to.
398
00:16:42,176 --> 00:16:44,776
Make your mind up
it's dissolving! Tastes minging!
399
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,120
Right, OK, yes, I will.
400
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,528
Swallowed it now.
Do you want one or not?
401
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:54,432
Oooh, you sexy
fucking badass bitch, Kes.
402
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,888
- You ready for this?
- Yeah, I'm fucking...
403
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,848
fucking rocking rolling
ready, like a...
404
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,576
crazy druggy twat.
405
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,120
Cheese puff?
Oh, they're lovely,
406
00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:13,070
- aren't they those?
- Lovely vol-au-vents.
407
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:15,464
Just have a few more.
Marvellous.
408
00:17:18,984 --> 00:17:19,984
(KNOCKING)
409
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:21,672
Somebody in there?
410
00:17:21,712 --> 00:17:23,328
(MUFFLED): I'm just brushing my teeth.
411
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,104
Well, hurry up, please!
412
00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:28,064
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
413
00:17:28,984 --> 00:17:30,880
(HE MOANS)
414
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,552
You can't go in there.
I'm haven't finished.
415
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,712
No, Meg, it's urgent. Those vol-au-vent
have played havoc with me.
416
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,912
Hold on, you've got
a little bit of toothpaste, there.
417
00:17:42,176 --> 00:17:43,520
That's got it.
418
00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:46,344
Mmm, I'm very upset, Dad,
419
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:49,510
I need to just have a cry.
I've got to get it all out.
420
00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:51,672
I need at least
ten minutes of privacy.
421
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,936
Ten minutes?
422
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:56,480
Oh, I'll have to break the hallway
bathroom rule for you.
423
00:18:04,904 --> 00:18:06,584
I'm rushing me tits off, Kes.
424
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,512
These pills are red hot,
fucking vindaloo.
425
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,232
You won't be able to handle it.
426
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,880
Don't say that!
427
00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,544
Oh, shit, this is going to be rough.
I need to get out of here.
428
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,920
No, no, no, you can't be seen!
429
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:20,768
I'm losing it. Hold me, Kes.
430
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,968
OK. erm...
431
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,776
right, just don't go anywhere.
432
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,424
Hot and Cold took a pill and he's
off his box in the Granny annexe.
433
00:18:30,672 --> 00:18:33,400
Really? Well, he gave us some
earlier and I don't feel a thing, do you?
434
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,304
- Neh. Probably duds.
- MEG: What?
435
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:36,920
You've taken some as well?
436
00:18:36,936 --> 00:18:39,376
Guys, I'm scared, I took one.
437
00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:40,944
Oh, fuckin' hell.
438
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:43,328
I was trying to be
sexy, festival Meg,
439
00:18:43,392 --> 00:18:44,944
but now I'm scared.
440
00:18:44,952 --> 00:18:46,536
I don't think I can handle it.
441
00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:49,040
We've gotta get out of here
now before they kick in.
442
00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:51,896
Don't people die
from pills sometimes?
443
00:18:51,904 --> 00:18:54,360
Well done, Meg, love.
444
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,656
Oh, thank you, Stan.
What if I swallowed rat poison?
445
00:18:58,032 --> 00:18:59,656
Now, Meg,
446
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,760
- we must speak jobs.
- Hi, Gerald.
447
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,752
Don't worry Meg, everything is going
to be fine, no-one else is gonna die.
448
00:19:05,776 --> 00:19:07,320
Do not go under.
449
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:12,112
One word. Telford.
450
00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:19,480
Oh, shit!
Look we need to go now.
451
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:21,064
Course, er...
452
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,464
Might have to wait a bit though,
453
00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,704
cos somebody's
made off with my legs.
454
00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:27,488
Is it hot or are these pills
starting to kick in?
455
00:19:28,904 --> 00:19:30,200
Get Meg.
456
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:37,512
Er, Meg!
457
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,928
Oh, Laura! Hi.
458
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,080
Ohhhh, Laura.
459
00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,488
We were just saying about death
460
00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:47,800
and how it's all just souls and
461
00:19:47,824 --> 00:19:49,704
energy basically.
462
00:19:49,744 --> 00:19:52,744
Were you now?
Come with me.
463
00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,840
Oh, hey, guys.
464
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,296
Oh, God,
you both look great.
465
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,864
Everything's going to be
fine, I think.
466
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,344
I feel really good about
this whole situash.
467
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,496
I feel amazing.
What shall we do?
468
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,408
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Oh, shit. Pete's still waiting.
469
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:15,504
What were we gonna do
before we got sidetracked?
470
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,656
We were getting ready to leave.
Let's go...
471
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:20,224
[MUSIC: Everybody In The Place
by The Prodigy]
472
00:20:27,864 --> 00:20:29,216
Ha, ha, ha.
473
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,384
Everybody's in the place
474
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:36,064
Everybody's in the place
475
00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:37,752
Everybody's in the place
476
00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,408
Everybody's...
477
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,048
You look nice.
478
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:45,792
(MUSIC STOPS)
479
00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:50,528
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)
480
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:52,744
(MUSIC STOPS)
481
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,648
(MUSIC STARTS)
482
00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,280
Let's go...
483
00:21:01,496 --> 00:21:03,944
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
484
00:21:12,984 --> 00:21:14,872
Everybody's in the place
Let's go
485
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,680
Everybody's in the place
Let's go...
486
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,272
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
487
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,528
Well, that's a disappointment.
488
00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:26,144
Listen, Meg,
489
00:21:26,232 --> 00:21:28,391
if you want to mourn
your grandmother's death
490
00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:31,656
by arsing about
in piss-soaked mud,
491
00:21:31,688 --> 00:21:34,168
drinking overpriced flat cider
492
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:37,648
and listening to DJ Shite,
well, that's fine by me!
493
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,936
Yes, we are going to go
and dance in a field to...
494
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,376
poorly amplified music
495
00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:43,816
and at least one of us will
have unprotected sex.
496
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,232
Probably me.
497
00:21:45,256 --> 00:21:48,330
- What's all the commotion?
- She's going to Glastonbury.
498
00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,288
What?
(CAR HORN HOOTS)
499
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,752
Did you change the day of
the funeral
500
00:21:53,768 --> 00:21:55,232
so you could go to Glastonbury?
501
00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:58,000
Did you euthanize
my grandmother to death?
502
00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:00,440
So, yeah, we're going
to Glastonbury
503
00:22:00,464 --> 00:22:02,440
and you know what you've done.
504
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,950
What?
505
00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:18,672
These are from 2014.
506
00:22:22,464 --> 00:22:24,688
So? It is 2014, isn't it?
507
00:22:25,784 --> 00:22:26,920
Isn't it?
508
00:22:27,464 --> 00:22:29,136
Oh, my God.
509
00:22:29,168 --> 00:22:30,560
Laterz then.
510
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,864
Yeah, "laterz".
511
00:22:35,928 --> 00:22:39,400
Ohhhh! That has
cheered me right up.
512
00:22:39,464 --> 00:22:41,016
Let's crack a bottle.
513
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,090
MEG: Do you want to go back
and sit in the bathroom?
514
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,816
Yeah. Let's jus keep
you away from Gerald.
515
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,320
(THEY LAUGH)
516
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