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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Synced and corrected by vivelalto www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,632 --> 00:00:10,880 (SPLASH) 3 00:00:11,064 --> 00:00:14,472 Oh, shit. Oh! Oh, no, no, no! 4 00:00:30,016 --> 00:00:32,496 Is my phone covered on your insurance? 5 00:00:32,528 --> 00:00:33,968 No. Why would it be? 6 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,304 Are you drunk? You look drunk. 7 00:00:37,032 --> 00:00:38,576 - No. - We've got some 8 00:00:38,584 --> 00:00:41,000 family news. Are you with Bunny? 9 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,464 No. I don't know where Bunny is. 10 00:00:45,192 --> 00:00:46,768 Ouch! 11 00:00:47,472 --> 00:00:49,848 OK, we're going to have to try something else. 12 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,720 So, I've got some news, Meg. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,920 OK. 14 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,320 Sara's pregnant. 15 00:00:54,504 --> 00:00:57,360 Oh, dude, I'm sorry. How far along is she? 16 00:00:57,488 --> 00:01:00,472 It wasn't a mistake, Meg. We're very happy about it. 17 00:01:01,192 --> 00:01:02,815 Oh! Shit, right. 18 00:01:02,816 --> 00:01:05,504 Yeah, so, what do you think, then, Meg? You'll be an auntie. 19 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:07,056 You'll be Auntie Meg. 20 00:01:07,112 --> 00:01:09,696 Yeah. Oh, shit! Bollocks! 21 00:01:10,912 --> 00:01:12,936 - Aren't you pleased? - No! 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,952 Thanks a bunch, Meg. 23 00:01:16,328 --> 00:01:18,320 Screw you, world. 24 00:01:33,064 --> 00:01:35,336 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 25 00:01:36,312 --> 00:01:39,520 Well, this is just, frankly, just baffling. 26 00:01:40,704 --> 00:01:42,920 I've never had to do this before, but I'm going to have to ask 27 00:01:42,944 --> 00:01:44,936 - that we stop having sex. - Erm... 28 00:01:45,424 --> 00:01:46,888 That's OK, er... 29 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:50,456 I'll tell you what, I'm in town for a couple of weeks. 30 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,888 Why don't we, er, swap numbers? 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,280 Here you go. Give me a call when you're feeling better, Bunny. 32 00:01:59,312 --> 00:02:01,048 Oh, I will do, erm... 33 00:02:01,936 --> 00:02:03,264 handsome. 34 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,104 Bye. 35 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,760 - Who was that? - Just some incredibly hot guy 36 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:22,832 I couldn't have sex with because it was too painful. 37 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:24,784 - Emotionally? - Physically. 38 00:02:25,088 --> 00:02:27,760 Probably down to the fact that I haven't had a shit in a week. 39 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,408 Prunes? All-Bran? 40 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:30,896 A doctor? 41 00:02:30,912 --> 00:02:33,056 But I'll see needy people, and they make me sad. 42 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:34,824 Bunny, something terrible's happened. 43 00:02:34,976 --> 00:02:36,880 You've broken your laptop and your phone. 44 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:39,424 Yeah. But something even more devastating. 45 00:02:39,464 --> 00:02:41,000 Sara's pregnant. 46 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:44,216 - Is she keeping it? - That's what I said! Yes. 47 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,560 "Auntie Meg"! 48 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,504 Now there's a boner-killer if ever I heard one. 49 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,968 I know! My little brother is married 50 00:02:49,992 --> 00:02:52,032 and procreating and all I have to 51 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,704 show for myself is a mostly fictitious CV 52 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,528 and a sponsored dolphin who, 53 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:58,112 frankly, I don't think exists. 54 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,016 But your troll collection is incomparable. 55 00:03:01,168 --> 00:03:03,832 Cheers, mate. Have you seen Laura? 56 00:03:03,848 --> 00:03:05,512 No. Call her. 57 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:08,560 I'll call her. 58 00:03:09,784 --> 00:03:12,288 (PHONE RINGS) 59 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,240 Yeah, both of them just stopped working on the same day. 60 00:03:25,296 --> 00:03:26,944 Let's start with the laptop. 61 00:03:27,512 --> 00:03:29,928 Did you spill something in this? 62 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,624 - Doubt it. - Someone definitely did. 63 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,160 Oh, well, erm, I did lend it to a friend. 64 00:03:37,128 --> 00:03:41,144 Does your... friend like drinking red wine? 65 00:03:41,944 --> 00:03:45,496 What?! She is an absolute cunny, mate. 66 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,080 Right. Let's take a look at the phone. 67 00:03:52,808 --> 00:03:53,896 Oh... 68 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:58,408 I think we both know that's piss. 69 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:00,808 Well, it could be anything. 70 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,912 - No, it's... - Yeah. No, that's piss, yeah. 71 00:04:03,248 --> 00:04:04,600 "Lazy bowels"? 72 00:04:04,616 --> 00:04:06,776 Take these laxatives, and when you have 73 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,400 a movement you'll need to retain 74 00:04:08,432 --> 00:04:10,608 a stool sample and bring that back. 75 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,096 So you want me to put my turd in this pot 76 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:15,360 and then give it back to you? 77 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,512 - Yes. - Oh, how awful! 78 00:04:17,544 --> 00:04:21,000 And you'll need to avoid everything on this list. 79 00:04:21,024 --> 00:04:22,920 Sugar... Caffeine... 80 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,856 Alcoh... 81 00:04:24,888 --> 00:04:26,816 But this is a list of everything that's nice! 82 00:04:26,888 --> 00:04:28,080 Yes. 83 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:30,960 Just avoid eating or drinking anything nice. 84 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,512 That should do it. 85 00:04:33,096 --> 00:04:34,208 Oh... 86 00:04:46,696 --> 00:04:47,904 Morning. 87 00:04:53,312 --> 00:04:55,664 We thought you'd been kidnapped. Well, I did. 88 00:04:55,736 --> 00:04:57,584 Meg thought you'd fallen asleep on the night bus again. 89 00:04:57,624 --> 00:04:58,936 Toilet cubicle. 90 00:04:59,072 --> 00:05:02,200 Saw Gary on Instagram with some slag, went on the rampage. 91 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,704 Who were you even out with? 92 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,480 Me mum. She's still going. 93 00:05:05,536 --> 00:05:07,840 I've just got a text from her calling me boring. 94 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:10,656 Am I boring? I just don't feel like drinking any more. 95 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,080 I'm going to detox for a bit. 96 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,992 (THEY BOTH LAUGH) 97 00:05:14,696 --> 00:05:16,040 What, seriously? 98 00:05:16,112 --> 00:05:18,824 - Yeah. - Oh, yay! Well, this is just perfect, 99 00:05:18,832 --> 00:05:20,600 because I'm off the sauce, too. 100 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,800 Let's all detox together! 101 00:05:21,824 --> 00:05:24,656 We can go to hot yoga. We can meditate. 102 00:05:24,688 --> 00:05:26,728 We can make recipes from Gwyneth Paltrow's blog! 103 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,760 That sounds shite, but, yeah, I will save money. 104 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:30,288 And look amazing in skinny jeans. 105 00:05:30,312 --> 00:05:32,184 I will not let Gary win this break-up. 106 00:05:32,216 --> 00:05:35,336 Yeah, and if I'm not constantly drunk, then I'll stop breaking 107 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:38,840 - all my things. - It's time to binge on being sober. 108 00:05:38,992 --> 00:05:40,536 Sober binge! 109 00:05:50,496 --> 00:05:51,968 Stretch! 110 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,680 Stretch, Meg. 111 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:54,800 And lengthen. 112 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:57,944 - (FART) Whoopsy. - Oh, for fuck's sake! 113 00:05:59,496 --> 00:06:00,687 Done. We're signed up. 114 00:06:00,688 --> 00:06:02,640 Wahey! 115 00:06:14,264 --> 00:06:17,192 Well, we've got through one whole day of detox, 116 00:06:17,264 --> 00:06:18,920 and we've signed up to the Mud Marathon 117 00:06:18,936 --> 00:06:20,856 with the intention of actually doing it. 118 00:06:20,864 --> 00:06:22,608 - It's a marathon. - We're smashing it, guys. 119 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,904 So, what shall we do to distract ourselves tonight, team? 120 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,408 Ooh! I know. 121 00:06:26,424 --> 00:06:28,120 We could make healthy soups for the week 122 00:06:28,152 --> 00:06:29,456 and freeze it in batches. 123 00:06:29,488 --> 00:06:31,200 - I'm off out. - BUNNY: Yeah, me too. 124 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,520 I've got a hot sex date with Corner Shop Guy. 125 00:06:33,592 --> 00:06:35,184 - You better, then? - No, 126 00:06:35,224 --> 00:06:37,240 still bunged up, but I've got some painkillers, 127 00:06:37,256 --> 00:06:38,936 so I'm going to power through. 128 00:06:38,944 --> 00:06:41,728 Not a phrase to be used in relation to sex, surely. 129 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,256 Look, I just need some Penny-P, mate. 130 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:47,984 You know when you just need the pen and nothing else will do? 131 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,808 - Yeah. - It's too fucking painful 132 00:06:49,832 --> 00:06:51,360 because my bowels are backed up. 133 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:54,032 Ahhh! I mean, that is some extraordinary detail, 134 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,376 isn't it? Even for family. 135 00:06:55,408 --> 00:06:58,072 He'll just have to eat me out if the worst comes to the worst. 136 00:06:58,112 --> 00:07:00,760 If the worst comes to the worst, yeah. What about you, Laura? 137 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,320 Turns out when I were lashed, I went on Tinder. 138 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:05,856 Now I've got a fistful of killer offers from fit blokes. 139 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,312 Feel like it'll take my mind off not boozing. 140 00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:11,032 So you're going on a sober Tinder date? Yikes. 141 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,800 I'm gonna pick a really healthy-looking one who probably doesn't drink. 142 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:16,096 - What are you going to do, Meg? - Not sure. 143 00:07:16,832 --> 00:07:18,888 I'll think of something cool to do. 144 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,000 It's lovely to have you with us 145 00:07:22,128 --> 00:07:24,168 on a Saturday night. 146 00:07:24,864 --> 00:07:27,000 Oh, no, thank you, I'm not drinking. 147 00:07:27,368 --> 00:07:28,920 You're not pregnant, are you, Meg? 148 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,400 No. Just you. 149 00:07:30,464 --> 00:07:33,104 Thank God! Not sure the world's quite ready for that yet. 150 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,376 So, why are you really here, Meg? What was cancelled? 151 00:07:36,448 --> 00:07:39,000 Oh, you didn't get stood up, did you, love? 152 00:07:39,064 --> 00:07:42,096 Oh, internet dating, it's very harsh, isn't it? 153 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,768 They come in, take one look at you and leave if you're not 154 00:07:44,784 --> 00:07:46,640 "conventionally attractive". 155 00:07:46,696 --> 00:07:48,648 Nobody stood me up, thank you, 156 00:07:48,696 --> 00:07:50,280 nothing was cancelled, 157 00:07:50,368 --> 00:07:53,920 except my invitation to this family dinner, clearly. 158 00:07:53,944 --> 00:07:55,536 No, Meg, we just didn't want to rub it in. 159 00:07:55,928 --> 00:07:57,944 - Rub what in? - The news. 160 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:02,176 What would you be rubbing in, exactly? Because I'm doing fine. 161 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,160 We just didn't want you to feel... erm, not inferior... 162 00:08:05,224 --> 00:08:06,512 - Inadequate. - No. 163 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,560 - Lonely. - No. 164 00:08:07,584 --> 00:08:08,976 Oh! Er, aimless. 165 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,776 - Yes! Yes, that's it. - That's the one. 166 00:08:11,776 --> 00:08:15,416 Would an aimless person be doing a mara-thon in two weeks? 167 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,216 - It's "marathon". - You're doing a marathon? 168 00:08:18,336 --> 00:08:21,160 Well, it's not actually a mara-thon, but it's like a mara-thon, 169 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,040 except it's actually harder. 170 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,760 (EVERYONE LAUGHS) 171 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:29,240 (HE LAUGHS LOUDLY) 172 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,688 (SHE WINCES) 173 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,144 - Are you OK? - Yep. 174 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,488 - Do you want me to stop? - No. 175 00:08:35,952 --> 00:08:37,552 - Keep going. - OK. 176 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,648 Ah, ah, oh... just... 177 00:08:39,656 --> 00:08:41,630 Ow, I'm really not that comfortable with this. 178 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,304 It just doesn't sound very consensual. 179 00:08:43,336 --> 00:08:46,280 No, no, no, it's fine, I'm just really sensitive down there. 180 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,712 Maybe it's because I'm so small and you're so big. 181 00:08:49,752 --> 00:08:52,144 Well, what if I just kept to the outside area, 182 00:08:52,648 --> 00:08:54,560 played in the garden, as it were? 183 00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:57,752 Oh, by all means, you can play in the garden as much as you like, 184 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:00,616 just don't bring the.. .ball... into the house? 185 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:02,576 OK. 186 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:10,192 Well, I suppose that'll do. 187 00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:14,800 I'm not being funny, but it's great to meet a fellow fitness fanatic. 188 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:16,776 We don't need booze to have a great time. 189 00:09:17,192 --> 00:09:20,664 What people don't realise is that alcohol is just empty calories anyways. 190 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:22,096 I'll tell you what is funny... 191 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,176 I could hardly lift a 20-pound dumbbell, 192 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:26,888 so I had to work on my strength without hitting the weights, 193 00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:29,840 but now I can bench three by ten sets of 110 pounds. 194 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:31,496 That is funny. 195 00:09:34,304 --> 00:09:35,968 So, what's your favourite weight? 196 00:09:42,784 --> 00:09:44,256 (WATERY FART) 197 00:10:02,024 --> 00:10:03,912 (FART) Oh, God! 198 00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:05,048 (SPLASH) 199 00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:06,824 Oh, 200 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,072 thank you, yoga. 201 00:10:41,656 --> 00:10:42,968 Oh, no. 202 00:10:43,816 --> 00:10:45,024 My poo. 203 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,968 I forgot my poo. 204 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,216 I haven't lost my room key. I never had one in the first place. 205 00:10:51,264 --> 00:10:54,528 It's his room. I was his... guest. 206 00:10:54,848 --> 00:10:56,160 What room number? 207 00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:57,400 I don't know. 208 00:10:57,976 --> 00:11:00,936 OK. What name? 209 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,112 - Yeah, I don't know. - I can't help you if you don't know 210 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,216 the name of the person you shared a room with. 211 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,408 Look, 212 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:13,032 I really need to get back into that room quite urgently. 213 00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:15,024 It's a medical matter. 214 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:17,096 Can't your agency 215 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:18,800 just call him on his mobile? 216 00:11:19,832 --> 00:11:22,136 Agency? God, how rude! 217 00:11:22,144 --> 00:11:23,416 It's not like that, thanks. 218 00:11:23,728 --> 00:11:26,336 I just need to take something from his room without him noticing. 219 00:11:27,464 --> 00:11:29,256 Then I definitely 220 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:30,920 can't help you. 221 00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:36,640 BUNNY: I left him a poo in a cup, guys. 222 00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:39,016 A poo. In a cup. 223 00:11:39,224 --> 00:11:41,376 Yeah, there's no way of styling that out. 224 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,784 - Detoxing is a nightmare. - I know what you mean. 225 00:11:43,816 --> 00:11:46,400 Have you seen how shit Leeds is in the sober light of day? 226 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,432 I'm not being dramatic. I am starting to think, without booze... 227 00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:51,344 what's the point in life? 228 00:11:51,472 --> 00:11:53,008 Not a successful date then? 229 00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:55,528 Oh, no, I shagged him. He's a personal trainer, Meg, 230 00:11:55,544 --> 00:11:57,816 so I'm not gonna to pass up an opportunity like that. 231 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,528 What did you do last night, Meg? 232 00:11:59,592 --> 00:12:01,904 I stayed in with my parents. 233 00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:04,016 - You cracked then? - MEG: No, actually. 234 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,744 I told my parents we're doing the Mud Marathon 235 00:12:05,752 --> 00:12:07,264 - in two weeks. - It's Marathon. 236 00:12:07,288 --> 00:12:08,896 We actually signed up for that, didn't we? 237 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,696 Yeah, I mean, they didn't believe me, obviously. 238 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,816 They said we were, "Lazy millenials who couldn't commit to anything." 239 00:12:13,888 --> 00:12:15,200 Well, they're right, of course. 240 00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:17,432 Yes, but wouldn't it be nice to prove them wrong? 241 00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:19,336 Think of the Instagram followers. 242 00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:22,480 I do keep imagining how jealous Gary would be if I got even fitter. 243 00:12:22,528 --> 00:12:24,456 And we could do it for charity. 244 00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:26,360 And then boast about it afterwards. 245 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:27,784 Shall we do it? 246 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:29,552 I know who can help us. 247 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,376 _ 248 00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:38,096 _ 249 00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:39,376 Urgh! 250 00:12:40,784 --> 00:12:42,584 (SHE SCREAMS) 251 00:12:45,952 --> 00:12:47,168 Let's go. _ 252 00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:48,448 Ah! Urgh! 253 00:12:51,064 --> 00:12:53,216 Ah! Ow! 254 00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:57,208 Ahhhhh! OI! 255 00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:07,112 Bloody hell, Meg. Are you all right? 256 00:13:07,336 --> 00:13:08,512 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 257 00:13:08,536 --> 00:13:11,360 Vomiting is just a completely natural side effect 258 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,512 of exercise, apparently. 259 00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:16,392 Hey, I've got to tell you, Meg, people have been asking after ya 260 00:13:16,424 --> 00:13:18,656 and for once, I've been able to tell them the truth. 261 00:13:18,696 --> 00:13:21,392 Ha! Right. Well, that's, good, isn't it? 262 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,112 This is Terry from the Yorkshire Business Board. 263 00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:26,312 We want to sponsor you ladies ten grand, 264 00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:28,240 if you'd be willing to run for the children's charity 265 00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:29,536 we're affiliated with. 266 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:32,376 - Sounds a bit Savile. - Yes, thank you, Terry, 267 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,768 we would love to do that. 268 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,920 My secretary will be in touch. 269 00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,640 Hey, Meg, this might work out all right for me an' all, you know? 270 00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,760 It might be my way onto the board. 271 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,024 I owe you one. 272 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,824 Did he just say children's charity? 273 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,880 Oh, God, that sounds like a lot of presh, Meg. 274 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,360 I might bail. Am I? 275 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,376 - Yeah, I'm bailing. - Oh, no! 276 00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:52,952 You can't bail! 277 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,864 I have a very painful medical condition, actually. 278 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,040 What, selfishness? 279 00:13:56,064 --> 00:13:57,880 Sorry, Meg, but FYI, 280 00:13:57,896 --> 00:14:00,016 having sluggish bowels is no laughing matter. 281 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,560 Look, Bunny, whenever I think of not doing something hard, 282 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,176 I think of the profile pic. This is a belter. 283 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,624 Oh, it's gonna look totally apocalypto-chic. 284 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,512 Mud's sexy. It reminds 285 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,976 men of when women just crawled around on the ground. 286 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:13,944 Yes. 287 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,184 Come on. 288 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,160 Cheers. You've made us really proud for a change. 289 00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:24,840 Stop saying "for a change." 290 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,952 We're not actually staying for pudding, 291 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,088 but you three can have whatever you want and we'll see you 292 00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:32,280 bright and early at the start line, all right? 293 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,832 - Bye. - See you later. 294 00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,240 Night. 295 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:38,368 Oh, that's nice... 296 00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:40,888 MEG: Oh, shit. Laura, don't look now. 297 00:14:41,016 --> 00:14:43,328 - Gary's just walked in. - Shit. Shit! 298 00:14:43,392 --> 00:14:44,512 Distract me. 299 00:14:45,744 --> 00:14:47,048 Three of those. 300 00:14:48,968 --> 00:14:50,256 Er... 301 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,592 Pretend I've said something funny. 302 00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:52,504 (MEG LAUGHS) 303 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,200 Louder! Both of ya. 304 00:14:54,368 --> 00:14:57,048 (THEY LAUGH) 305 00:14:57,808 --> 00:15:01,016 H-He's coming, he's coming, he's coming... He's here. He's here. 306 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,928 Hello, Laura. 307 00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,312 - Girls. - Hi, Gary. 308 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,192 Hi! 309 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,040 You look nice, Laura. 310 00:15:08,144 --> 00:15:10,528 Yeah, I know I do. Why are you dressed so smart? 311 00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:12,832 - Been in court? - I'm on a date. 312 00:15:12,864 --> 00:15:14,048 Pff! Ha! 313 00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:15,296 Where is this minger? 314 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,264 No, serious. Have you been working out? 315 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,568 Cos I saw on Facebook you're doing a marathon or something? 316 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,168 It's harder than a marathon actually 317 00:15:29,192 --> 00:15:31,840 and, yeah, I work out every day now. I've got a personal trainer. 318 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,640 Very personal, if you know what I mean. 319 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,232 I'm boning him. And I've stopped drinking, 320 00:15:37,256 --> 00:15:38,472 it's just empty calories. 321 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:41,192 - This is just the coffee. - Well, 322 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,984 lovely to see you all. Excuse me. 323 00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:46,400 "Excuse me." Urgh! 324 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,304 Who the fuck does he think he is? 325 00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:50,656 Lord fuckin' Downton Abbey or summat? 326 00:15:50,672 --> 00:15:52,920 I thought you handled that really well. 327 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,216 - Did I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were so cool. 328 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,368 So cool. 329 00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:59,520 Cheers. I'm nailing this break-up. 330 00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:01,856 - Oh, you're nailing it. - She's nailing it. 331 00:16:02,536 --> 00:16:04,840 Shall we get another round of these cold coffee things? 332 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,928 Mm. 333 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,560 (LAUGHTER) 334 00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:13,064 Well, let's just drink these quickly, then we have to go to bed. 335 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,120 Although I don't feel tired. I actually feel amazing. 336 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,824 Yeah, me too. Must be all the exercise, and the caffeine. 337 00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:21,384 - Or the booze. - The what now? 338 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,184 The booze. It's vodka. 339 00:16:25,928 --> 00:16:27,400 You said they were coffees! 340 00:16:27,496 --> 00:16:28,896 Yeah, coffee and vodka. 341 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,072 What do you think an espresso Martini is? 342 00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:33,376 Booze, mate. Fucking rocket fuel. 343 00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:35,720 - No, you're joking! - Shit! 344 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,024 I thought you knew. 345 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,696 One more for the road? 346 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,176 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYS) 347 00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:51,968 What are we doing? 348 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,952 This is our youth, Meg! This is our youth! 349 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,688 _ 350 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,120 Oh, no. 351 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,920 [Music: Theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey] 352 00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:43,488 I can't do this. I'm bailing. 353 00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:44,992 No, you can't. 354 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,990 Everybody's here. Look. 355 00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:48,864 (THEY CHEER) 356 00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:51,568 Even the kids from the charity. We've got to do this. 357 00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:55,504 Fucking Gaz has showed up. I've gotta to do it now. 358 00:17:55,736 --> 00:17:56,936 Here. 359 00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:01,784 Is that vodka?! 360 00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:03,976 We can't run it drunk! 361 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:05,560 Can we? 362 00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:08,192 It's the only way. Power through. 363 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:14,400 [Music: Theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey] 364 00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:35,264 ALL: Oooh! 365 00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,472 You little fucker! 366 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,120 Go on, Meg! Go on! Go on, Meg! Yeah! 367 00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:47,440 Look at her go, yeah! 368 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,960 (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) (THEY SCREAM) 369 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:14,420 _ 370 00:19:19,608 --> 00:19:21,080 Ahh! 371 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:23,840 You all right there, Meg? 372 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,080 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) _ 373 00:19:28,112 --> 00:19:29,584 Come on! 374 00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,050 _ 375 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:36,776 (BUNNY FARTS REPEATEDLY) Bunny! 376 00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:41,816 I'm sorry. It's really loosening things up. 377 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,360 (BUNNY FARTS REPEATEDLY) 378 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,080 (FARTING CONTINUES) 379 00:20:19,672 --> 00:20:21,480 Make it stop. 380 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,760 - Oh, look! - Come on, Meg! 381 00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,176 (CHEERING) 382 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,072 Come on, Meg! 383 00:20:47,616 --> 00:20:49,712 Ha! Serves you right, dickhead! 384 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:53,784 Ouch! You hurt my knee. 385 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,600 - Oh! - Ooh! 386 00:20:58,152 --> 00:20:59,520 Where are the loos? Where are the loos? 387 00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:01,352 - That way. That way. - Thank you. (SHE FARTS) 388 00:21:04,456 --> 00:21:05,712 She started it. 389 00:21:10,632 --> 00:21:11,880 You still look fit though. 390 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:13,664 - Eugh! - Laura. 391 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,288 Laura! 392 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,008 - Bunny! - Hey! 393 00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:22,264 You... What are you doing here? 394 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,072 Er, I came seventh. I saw you at the start line and thought I'd wait. 395 00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:26,856 You didn't give me a chance to say goodbye last time. 396 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,464 I know, I'm so, so, so sorry about the... 397 00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:30,696 What? 398 00:21:30,888 --> 00:21:32,552 The thing... that I left. 399 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,840 Did you leave something? I had to run off to work, 400 00:21:34,856 --> 00:21:37,320 maybe the cleaners have got it. Do you want me to call the hotel and ask? 401 00:21:37,344 --> 00:21:39,400 No! God, thank God, thank God. 402 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,640 I'm so sorry, I just need to just... 403 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,840 Hey, I've got the hotel room for one more night. 404 00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:45,520 We could get some champagne... 405 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,272 I'd love to. I just have to... 406 00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:49,104 - Can you just give me two minutes? - Wait. 407 00:21:51,024 --> 00:21:53,120 (REPEATED FARTING) 408 00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:01,104 That's not mud, is it? 409 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,112 Oh! Eww! 410 00:22:08,072 --> 00:22:09,448 Champagne... 411 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,512 (RUMBLING) 412 00:22:15,112 --> 00:22:18,184 (FARTING) (SPLATTERING) 413 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,688 (FLUSHING) 414 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,856 Let us never speak of this again. 415 00:22:30,176 --> 00:22:31,384 None of it. 416 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,976 - Apart from this bit. - You got there in the end. 417 00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:35,584 Well done. 418 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,919 Synced and corrected by vivelalto www.addic7ed.com 419 00:22:42,920 --> 00:23:10,000 [MUSIC: This Is The Time by Unloved] 420 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:14,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30461

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