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Why am I suitable? I love charity.
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Nearly all my clothes are from
charity shops. I can see that.
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The point is, I hate all this.
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You know, North Koreans.
Bad luck, guys.
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Red squirrels, come back!
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Er... female circumcision.
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That is a nuisance.
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You said you could start
immediately?
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Yeah, I can just ditch my
flyering job. It's shit anyway.
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Great. Well, the offer's there.
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As I said, it's a two-week trial
period...
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Yeah. Can I just stop you?
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Is this, you know, like...
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a proper job?
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We like to think so, yes.
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Yeah, it's not that I don't want
to do something massively meaningful...
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It's ?10 an hour.
Bingo. Sign me up.
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Being on Jobseeker's is no excuse
for dressing offensively to work.
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My advice? Turn mere cash benefits
into cashmere benefits.
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'I've been Bunny Farnham-Lyon,
lifestyle blogger.
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'Leave me some comments or just give
me a thumbs-up below.
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'Oh, God, that sounds rude.
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'Shit.'
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Right, couple of questions.
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I know. Why am I doing it?
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I don't know if you've noticed, but
women are really in right now, Meg.
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We are totally the hot gender sex.
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And not just women.
Also poverty, a huge trend.
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So, it's a winning combo.
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So, once your views go up,
then you can really monetise.
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Right, yes, you mentioned your
Jobseeker's Allowance there.
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Yeah. Yeah, so, you've been
claiming that
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while working for Malcolm,
have you?
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Of course I have.
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OK. You do realise you can't
have a job
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and claim Jobseeker's Allowance?
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But I don't have a "job" job.
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I'm just handing out flyers for
a bit, until I get a proper job.
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Tell that to the Jobcentre.
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It's not called Dream Jobseeker's
Allowance, Bunny.
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I mean, you are a benefits cheat.
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Wait, is this some kind of justice
thing cos you work at a charity now?
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No! But I am really excited about
that. They've got beanbags.
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Whoa. And more importantly,
I get to see
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the look on Malcolm's face when I
tell him I quit later today.
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Oh, can I come? Yes.
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But, alas, Malcolm, it was never
going to be for ever.
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Yeah, Laura told me
that you can't work for me any more.
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How does she know?
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It's a shame cos all this could have
been yours. Yeah, shame.
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All what? We're running a pop-up bar
event to launch Pure Angel Vodka.
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I told Laura to tell you about it.
Free vodka,
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?20 an hour, plus hot meals.
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That's the dream.
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Tuck that shirt in!
Laura?
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Yeah, Laura was the only one to
apply for the role of manager.
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It's a shame about your night
blindness, Meg. And, Bunny,
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when exactly are you being
deported?
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What? Shit.
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It's not what you think.
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Oh, right, because what I think
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is that you've royally stitched us
up to get a sweet job for yourself.
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Yeah, it is what you think.
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Unbelievable.
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Not that I care. I mean,
I've got my own shit going on now.
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I've got a beanbag, yeah?
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I wouldn't even want to drink
here, let alone work here.
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You wouldn't get in like that
anyway.
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Malcolm, are you seriously putting Laura
in charge around free vodka?
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I give it 17 minutes
before the police are called.
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Good luck without us.
Bunny, anything to add?
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I think it's going to be really
great. Well done, peeps.
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You don't know what's
happened, do you? No.
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This is the mood wall. Great place
for sharing creative ideas.
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Or running an Oscars sweepstake.
Wow!
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And you've, er... met Rebecca.
I know, I know, Roger,
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but let's not try and make it
happen. Let's make it happen, OK?
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Just giving Meg the grand
tour. Hi. Cool dog.
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Is there a stranger in the
office, Harper?
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Yes, there is! Say hello, Harper.
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Hello, Harper.
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Say hewoo. Say hewoo. Say hewoo...
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Weird. It's like she's completely
ignoring you.
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Oh. Um... well, I actually had
some really good ideas
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about raising awareness
of the oil drilling in the Arctic.
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She's had some really good ideas.
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Yes, she has. Yes!
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She has had some really good ideas
about the video blog
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from the point of view
of a dying polar bear!
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What are you doing?
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Well, there's no point in telling
Harper, is there? She's a dog.
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Harper, say bye-bye.
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Don't worry. She's been weird with
the dog ever since she became single.
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For all intents and purposes,
it's a baby. She's even had it baptised.
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Anyway. Guys? Pub o'clock, yeah?
Wa-hey!
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Ah, go on, then. Yeah. Oh, nice one!
Time for Meg's initiation.
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Let's fucking have it!
Ha-ha!
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Because women are
really in right now.
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This is not just your run-of-the-mill,
like, make-up tutorial.
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No, um... this is lifestyle
advice. It's fashion.
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Um...
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We do require evidence that you've
been actively seeking work.
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This is the dole office,
not Dragons' Den.
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Well, um... I mean, it does take a
while to build up a following.
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Um... but I'll send you the link.
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Right. Have you done any form of
paid work since you last signed on?
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I have not done any flyering
or temping
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or baby-sitting work for my mum's
friend Hilary, if that is what you mean.
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OK.
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Sign here, please, Elizabeth.
Oh, God, this is the best bit!
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Has anyone read that Observer piece
about underage sex trafficking in Brazil?
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It's sickening.
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I wonder if the problem
wouldn't be quite so huge
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if teenage Brazilian girls
weren't so incredibly fit.
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I'm sorry about them, Meg.
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No, no, no, it's... it's fine.
Er... I... I love humour.
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Well, you've got to laugh,
haven't you?
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So, how long's your
probation, Meg?
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Oh, my appraisal's next week, so
fingers crossed. Any advice?
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Rebecca just wants
to work with cool people,
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people who get the general vibe and
keep it light around the office,
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cos things can get a bit intense
and she does get stressed.
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Better get back.
Got a video conference
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with a human rights lawyer
about the Lila campaign.
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What's Lila?
Even she doesn't know.
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Lila is a transgender woman facing
the death penalty in Iran
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after being caught using a urinal.
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Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
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Ha...
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The Iranian government's
fighting a losing battle.
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No point telling a transgender person
they can't have it both ways.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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All right, I think we've
got time for one more.
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Wa-hey!
Wa-hey.
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Oh, God. Sorry.
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Down it. Down it.
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Down it! Down it!
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Down it! Down it! Down it!
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'Once we've delivered
our petition,
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'we'll just give him a few days
to wrestle with his conscience.'
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That's if he's got one.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha.
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Ha-ha.
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Sadly, it may be too late for
Lila,
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but hopefully our efforts will be part
of the springboard for genuine reforms
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for transgender people living under
oppressive regimes.
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'I can't thank you enough
for your hard work.'
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No, thank you, Shami.
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Anything else to add? Yeah.
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The thing I always find
with transgenders is...
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they always want it both ways.
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Because they have tits and a
willy.
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Or tits and no willy sometimes.
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Can you just wait outside for
me, please, Meg?
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What?
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Er... I was just trying to keep it
light.
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There is no "out" cos it's open
plan... Just out of my vision.
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Oh, cock.
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I can still see you.
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Is this OK,
or can you still see me?
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Rebecca, I need to go.
I'll call you later.
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Sure.
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What about now?!
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Sit down, Meg.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Sorry. I thought it was a
scatter cushion.
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My darling little cherub
darling baby!
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It's going to be OK.
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What the hell were you doing
back there?
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Look, I realise you get
stressed. Excuse me?
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I was just trying to,
you know, keep it light.
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Do you know why we don't
make jokes
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about the oppression
of transgender people?
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Because it's not fucking
funny, Meg!
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You can think about your
apology to Shami
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when you take Harper out
for her afternoon stroll.
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Oh...
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You're going to need these.
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It's just a little bag
that you're going to use
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to pick up the shit that comes out
of Harper's arsehole.
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Toodle-pip.
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Ugh! Oh!
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I'm going to be sick.
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Oh, yes, it's such a fun
job. I'm definitely fitting in.
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So, it's not just sitting in a room
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and watching the unfunny bits
of Comic Relief and crying?
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No. How's the vlogging going?
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Oh, yeah, really great.
Another 900,000 views
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and then I would have made
my first tenner.
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Is no-one going to ask me
about my new job?
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Nope. God, are you still
pissed off with me, Meg?
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Well, it's no use crying over
spoilt milk.
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Spilt milk. I'm really angry, Laura.
You forced me out of my job.
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Why did you do it?
Look, it's complicated.
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You wouldn't understand.
Try me.
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The truth is... I really,
really, wanted that job.
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And...?
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And... I really, really
didn't want you to get the job.
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Right. It's less complicated
than I was hoping.
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Come to the pop-up bar tomorrow night.
Free drinks all night to say sorry.
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Can I bring my boss
and everyone in the office?
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That might get them to like
me... er, even more.
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Fine. Bring your new mates but I'm
warning you, I've got a system.
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What kind of system?
I only let in fitties
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or people who look like celebs.
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Oh, shit. Gotta go.
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That fat lad from Emmerdale's
tweeted. He's in my bar,
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uglying it up.
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Not for long, you fat prick.
Not for long.
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How's it going, Meg?
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Oh, yeah, brilliant, absolutely
loving it.
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What are you doing?
Data entry.
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Right, scrap that. I've got
something more pressing
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for you.
Harper needs soothing for her nap.
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Oh, right. Do you want me
to take her for a walk?
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No, actually, I want you
to sing for her.
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Ha-ha! Yeah, I'll take her now.
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I wasn't being sarcastic. She likes it
when I sing to her, but I don't have time.
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Really?
Really.
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Is there a problem?
No.
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No, I didn't think so.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little...
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She's a dog, Meg, not a baby.
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Right, sorry.
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Um...
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I heard he sang a good
song...
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More feeling!
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I heard he had a style...
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More soul.
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# Strumming my pain
with his fingers
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Singing my life...
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..With his words...
Roger.
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Killing me softly...
Mm, just a salad for me, yeah.
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# With his song
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# Killing me softly
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With his song...
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Telling...
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00:12:37,576 --> 00:12:41,375
She's asleep.
240
00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:43,936
Oh!
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00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:45,375
Meg!
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00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:49,376
Harper loves you.
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00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,135
Keep going.
244
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:55,536
Are you sure?
Cos she's... she's...
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00:12:55,536 --> 00:12:59,536
# With his song!
246
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,696
Bow-bow-bow-bow! Ah!
247
00:13:10,016 --> 00:13:11,655
Not tonight, love.
What?
248
00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:14,695
He's coming in, but you need
to buy some straighteners.
249
00:13:14,696 --> 00:13:18,696
We're on a date.
250
00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:21,776
Are those prescription glasses?
251
00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:25,616
Nice try.
252
00:13:25,616 --> 00:13:27,575
Whose wedding is it?
Mine.
253
00:13:27,576 --> 00:13:29,495
Last night of freedom.
Are you famous?
254
00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:31,055
No.
Didn't think so.
255
00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:33,495
They're fine, but you're not
coming in.
256
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:35,055
Come on. I'll be no trouble.
257
00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:39,056
But you'll still be dressed head
to toe in last season's Primark.
258
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:48,375
Steve. No texting.
We're here to work.
259
00:13:48,376 --> 00:13:51,015
Sorry, Laura.
It won't happen again.
260
00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:52,935
That fucking prick
knows the rules.
261
00:13:52,936 --> 00:13:56,175
It feels weird saying this,
Laura, but I'm impressed.
262
00:13:56,176 --> 00:13:58,255
You seem to be running
a very professional ship.
263
00:13:58,256 --> 00:14:01,015
Yeah, didn't fuck it up
in 17 minutes, did I, Meg?
264
00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:04,855
No. Sorry about that. So, my workmates are
on their way. Have you got the names?
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00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:08,815
Yeah, sorted.
266
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:09,975
Bunny!
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00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:12,375
Tell me you're not working
for Laura.
268
00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:13,855
No. How could you think that?
269
00:14:13,856 --> 00:14:17,856
Oh, female intuition and the fact that
you're wearing the uniform and carrying
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00:14:17,936 --> 00:14:19,655
a tray of drinks.
Well, you're wrong.
271
00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:23,656
I just fancied the black dress
tonight, and the drinks are for moi.
272
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,536
Mm.
273
00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:37,255
Hair of the dog.
Hm.
274
00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:40,775
Wow.
Tidy.
275
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:44,776
Oh, God, that's Alex and the rest of
my mates from the office.
276
00:14:46,096 --> 00:14:48,735
Evening, all.
Glad you could make it.
277
00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:52,375
Cool place, eh? Had a bit of grief
from that weird cow on the door.
278
00:14:52,376 --> 00:14:53,775
She wouldn't let me in
279
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,855
because I have a Blackberry.
Oh, shit, soz.
280
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:58,695
But we mentioned your name
and she waved us in. Amazatron!
281
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:01,575
Sorry?
Nothing. Bar?
282
00:15:01,576 --> 00:15:04,655
Ugh! Fine, fine, fine.
283
00:15:04,656 --> 00:15:06,895
Offensive.
You see Steve over there?
284
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,375
He's going to snap your ankles off
285
00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:11,135
if you ever try and get into my
pop-up bar again wearing Crocs.
286
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:13,376
Get out of me sight!
287
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:21,255
Oh, Rebecca, do you want
another... drink?
288
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:22,495
Where's she off?
289
00:15:22,496 --> 00:15:24,856
Oh, probably the toilet
for a bit of the old, er...
290
00:15:25,936 --> 00:15:28,695
She love the blow!
What?
291
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:31,375
Rebecca's a massive coke-head.
Who isn't?
292
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:34,095
Er... me isn't.
293
00:15:34,096 --> 00:15:38,096
I think Suzy may be holding.
294
00:15:39,936 --> 00:15:42,775
Bunny? I've found something out.
I'm sorry. I'll replace it.
295
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,535
What? No. It's not a charity,
it's a drugs ring.
296
00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:49,455
Rebecca is a Charlie-user.
297
00:15:49,456 --> 00:15:51,335
Rebecca your boss? Controversh.
298
00:15:51,336 --> 00:15:53,855
Yeah, that's why she doesn't like me,
probably,
299
00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:55,975
because she can tell I'm not
a druggie.
300
00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:58,735
I feel like I should confront
her, you know,
301
00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:02,736
give her a good talking to about...
about hypocrisy and the rule of law.
302
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,895
Meg! Seriously, chill the fuck out.
303
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,735
Stop trying to shop everybody
all of the time.
304
00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:10,895
Nobody likes a busybody twat. Maybe
that's why she doesn't like you.
305
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,135
Oh, don't hold back!
306
00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:14,935
Just have a sense of humour
about these things, Meg.
307
00:16:14,936 --> 00:16:18,695
You're not in your charity place now.
You are in a bar. Judge the room.
308
00:16:18,696 --> 00:16:22,696
You just need to realise that sometimes
people bend the rules, and that is OK.
309
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:25,175
OK?
Yes. OK.
310
00:16:25,176 --> 00:16:27,055
I'm cool with that.
311
00:16:27,056 --> 00:16:31,056
Totals.
312
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:36,456
And, er... Max here is Brand
Executive at Pure Angel Vodka
313
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,935
and he's very impressed with what
we've achieved, Laura.
314
00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:41,415
Great. Thanks.
In fact, he's, er...
315
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:44,535
renewed the contract and extended it
for another month.
316
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,015
So, congratulations!
What?
317
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:50,215
You'll be managing the team
for another month. Well done.
318
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:53,895
Oh, er... do I get
a celebratory kiss as well?
319
00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,255
Get in!
320
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:57,575
I did it! I feel weird.
321
00:16:57,576 --> 00:17:00,935
I think I'm feeling achievement.
Let's celebrate with a shot.
322
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,775
Sorry, I'm working.
Oh, come on. I insist.
323
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:07,776
We're all working.
324
00:17:10,536 --> 00:17:13,735
Be rude not to.
325
00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:16,055
Ah, yeah.
326
00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:19,096
Hey, Laura, guess what?
Meg's boss is a coke-head.
327
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:22,135
What did you say? Meg thinks
it's some kind of drugs ring
328
00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:24,975
and this Rebecca character
deals to all the other workers.
329
00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:28,976
Not on my watch!
Oopsy.
330
00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:34,335
Laura to Security.
331
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:38,335
Get me Steve. I'm not happy.
332
00:17:38,336 --> 00:17:39,535
Whaddup, sisters?
333
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,735
You all right, Meg?
Yeah.
334
00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:43,215
Just chillin'.
335
00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:46,455
Where's Snow White at?
Oh.
336
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:49,375
Hi, Meg. It's a great venue.
Cheers, pal.
337
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:52,975
So, what have we been doing, then?
Just powdering our noses?
338
00:17:52,976 --> 00:17:54,975
Do you want to borrow some
make-up, Meg?
339
00:17:54,976 --> 00:17:56,735
No, thanks.
340
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:59,615
I've, er... got my own supply.
Eh?
341
00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:02,335
I'm not going to snitch.
Look...
342
00:18:02,336 --> 00:18:05,135
we all do a little line
from time to time.
343
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:08,695
We've all invited Charles
to the party.
344
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,895
Yeah, I know.
345
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:12,615
And I don't mind.
346
00:18:12,616 --> 00:18:15,975
In fact, I am also a user.
347
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:19,976
Yeah. So, we can just share
that fact and bond over it.
348
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,015
Meg... I'm going to pretend
I didn't hear that, OK?
349
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:30,495
Look, I think we've all had a bit too
much to drink. I'm going to go now.
350
00:18:30,496 --> 00:18:32,695
We'll talk.
351
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,295
What, so, you don't use
recreational drugs?
352
00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:36,735
No, Meg.
353
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,935
This isn't a drugs ring?
No, Meg.
354
00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:41,295
But Alex said...
355
00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:43,655
Those little fuckers.
356
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,975
Ha-ha!
357
00:18:44,976 --> 00:18:47,015
You little fuckers.
What did you do?
358
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,815
Well, I pretended I condoned
the use of cocaine, of course.
359
00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:52,375
Ha-ha-ha!
Is that what you were doing?
360
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:53,575
Oh, this is priceless!
361
00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:56,896
- I was trying to get her to like me.
- Do not manhandle me!
362
00:18:56,897 --> 00:19:00,536
I'm being ejected for suspected cocaine
use. Anyone know why this might be?
363
00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:03,055
What? I'll see you in the morning,
Meg, for your appraisal.
364
00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:05,695
Am I sacked?
First thing in the morning.
365
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:09,696
That wasn't a no. I'll leave of my own accord!
I'm almost certain this is a violation...
366
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,215
Er... Meg?
Yes, well done, Bunny.
367
00:19:12,216 --> 00:19:14,975
Thanks to you, my life's a
disaster zone... again.
368
00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:17,615
I am genuinely sad to hear that.
369
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:20,895
Look, I want you to be the first
to know. I lied.
370
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:22,855
I have been working for Laura.
371
00:19:22,856 --> 00:19:24,935
No shit? Shall we go?
372
00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:27,055
Well, where's Laura?
Shouldn't we say goodbye?
373
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:30,895
- She just said she was getting...
Hey-y-y!
374
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,256
Yeah!
375
00:19:35,736 --> 00:19:37,335
Ha-ha-ha!
376
00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,815
Yeah! Ha-ha!
377
00:19:38,816 --> 00:19:41,416
Whoo! Whoo!
378
00:19:49,496 --> 00:19:51,895
Yeah!
379
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,375
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
380
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:56,455
Whay!
381
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,575
Hey-hey!
382
00:19:57,576 --> 00:20:00,176
Top fucking manager, me!
383
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:05,135
Oh!
384
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,655
Oh...
385
00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:09,896
She created the perfect bar.
386
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,895
It was destined to destroy her.
387
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,855
Urgh...
388
00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:16,255
My top tip this week
389
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:20,056
is to splurge all of your Jobseeker's Allowance
on one fabulous jumpsuit
390
00:20:20,056 --> 00:20:23,175
so you still look great
at your cash-in-hand job.
391
00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:27,176
Ooh. Hand job.
392
00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:28,615
Interesting.
393
00:20:28,616 --> 00:20:32,496
Oh, bless you. Thanks.
394
00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:36,255
This is benefit fraud.
395
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:40,256
You admit to claiming JSA
while in paid employment.
396
00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:44,135
That's a serious crime.
397
00:20:44,136 --> 00:20:46,975
You'll receive a court summons
and you will be penalised.
398
00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:50,976
OK. But apart from that, would you
say that I was engaging?
399
00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:55,336
I mean, it does look professional, right?
I could really use some feedback.
400
00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:07,935
Meg.
401
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:11,455
Let me start by saying sorry
about last night.
402
00:21:11,456 --> 00:21:15,016
Alex e-mailed me this morning
to tell me about his little joke.
403
00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:17,735
I'm just glad
I didn't sack you on the spot.
404
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:20,215
I'm not sacked?
No.
405
00:21:20,216 --> 00:21:24,216
Alex also explained that he
hasn't exactly helped you out to the strongest start,
406
00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:28,815
but convinced me to give you one
last chance, so that's what we're doing.
407
00:21:28,816 --> 00:21:30,095
Clean slate time.
408
00:21:30,096 --> 00:21:31,695
Thanks.
409
00:21:31,696 --> 00:21:34,135
Oh, God, I'm really glad
I made it into work now.
410
00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:37,215
It's worth throwing up on the metro
for. Perhaps a little too much
411
00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:39,575
information, Meg.
Sorry. Boundaries.
412
00:21:39,576 --> 00:21:42,375
I've had to let Alex go, of course.
413
00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:46,295
To make way for you on a permanent,
fully paid contract.
414
00:21:46,296 --> 00:21:50,296
And you're so good with Harper.
Be a shame to see you go.
415
00:21:53,776 --> 00:21:57,736
Come on, Harper. Good girl.
416
00:22:00,496 --> 00:22:02,895
Oh, Alex...
417
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:06,896
Congratulations!
418
00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:11,736
Doors closing. Doors closing.
419
00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:31,816
Oh.
420
00:22:35,216 --> 00:22:37,775
I don't make deadlines up for
fun, do I, Roger?
421
00:22:37,776 --> 00:22:40,776
Do I look like I'm the sort of
woman... Well, exactly. Thank you.
422
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:51,153
Harper? Roger, I'll call you
back. I can't find Harper. Harper!
423
00:22:51,201 --> 00:23:19,850
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