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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,719 Morning. 2 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,159 Oh, God, we did, didn't we? 3 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,079 You are too easy, Mark. 4 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,679 You need to work on that. 5 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,279 Erm... I wanted an early night last night. 6 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,159 I wasn't planning on a bonk down memory lane either. 7 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,319 Charming. 8 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,559 Your words. 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,519 This is never happening again. 10 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,008 Can you pass me some pants, please? I need to storm off. 11 00:00:39,108 --> 00:00:59,692 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 12 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Oh! 13 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:18,159 Morning, gorgeous. 14 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,719 David. 15 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,679 Oh, yeah, I remember. Just... 16 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,839 It's weird, I feel like I've been here before? 17 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,359 I would definitely remember you. 18 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,759 And Mr and Mrs Thatcher. 19 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,760 Aspirin? Yeah. 20 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,160 David, is it OK if you pick your mum up from hospital this afternoon? 21 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,719 Bunny? 22 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,359 Michael. 23 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:48,360 Dad? 24 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Oh, shit! 25 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,439 Madam. 26 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,759 What's going on? 27 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:20,999 I wanted to surprise you. 28 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,359 What happened to waking me up with a titwank? 29 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,399 Doesn't feel like that surprises you any more. 30 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,400 And... you deserve better than that. 31 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,719 What's going on? Laura, calm down. 32 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,519 Who is she? Are you filming this? 33 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,039 No, I just want to look after you! 34 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,239 Why are you dressed nice? 35 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,119 Would you shut up and let me treat you proper, you stupid cow! 36 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,719 Well, Gary... 37 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,879 Look, I've made this for you because you're fit... 38 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,639 and... always hungry. 39 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:53,640 You take a bite first. 40 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,239 It's a new low. I had to do the sprint of shame. 41 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,639 I've shagged Leeds and his father. I'm lapping myself. 42 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,919 It's either become a lesbian or I move to Manchester. 43 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,679 Are you trying to tell me you've shagged Gary? What?! NO! 44 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,719 God, the very thought of Gary makes me want to sew up my own vagina. 45 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,359 Good. Sorry. It's just... he's being weird. 46 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,479 Like... nice. 47 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,479 And he wants to do something special tonight 48 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,279 because he wants to ask me something. Excuse moi? 49 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,599 Yeah, and this was all after breakfast, flowers 50 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,759 and a fanny massage. 51 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,439 Oh, my God, he wants you to... 52 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,839 Piss on his face, I know. 53 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,839 It was going to come up eventually, always does. Does it, though? 54 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,879 Babes, he's going to ask you to marry him. 55 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,919 Shut up. Sounds like it, mate. 56 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,079 But it's Gary! I know, it's not ideal. 57 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,439 I thought I'd end up marrying someone with a job and 58 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,279 the normal amount of pubic hair. 59 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,399 Hang on. Do you mean you'd say yes? 60 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,759 Shut up! 61 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,719 Anyway, you need money to get married, and I'm brassic. 62 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,519 Malcolm still hasn't paid us this week. 63 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,479 Meg, you did give our invoices in, didn't you? 64 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,719 What? You said you were going to do it! 65 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,359 Oh, Meg, you pillock! Now we've got no money for the weekend. 66 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,119 How am I going to get any action? 67 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,999 Action? There are literally no more fish left in the sea, Bunny. 68 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,479 I hate to come across all Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall 69 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,839 but you've got to let the stocks replenish. 70 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,079 Technically, this is an emergency so, Laura, we could dip into your savings. 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,959 If you can find 'em. I got Gary to hide them from me. 72 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,839 I bit him once, he still wouldn't tell me. 73 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,839 Maybe this is exactly what we need! 74 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,999 A night to reconnect as women. 75 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,279 Not spend money, not chase trouser. 76 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,519 Yeah, we can talk about Laura being a wife! 77 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,520 Shut up! 78 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,559 Hey. Hi. You all right? 79 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,599 Yeah! 80 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,799 What's in the box, Scott? 81 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,079 Erm, it's... What's in the bo-o-ox? 82 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,440 Seven. Brad Pitt. "What's in the bo-o-o-ox?!" 83 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,159 Seriously, what's in the box? I'll replace it. 84 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,639 Don't worry. 85 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,919 I've got a box you can have. 86 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,879 Um... not my fanny. 87 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,199 Wow. Um... 88 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,839 Sorry! This sweet little granny just dropped a tenner at the bus stop. 89 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,879 Had to wait until she got on the bus before I could pick the tenner up. 90 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,959 Bingo! 91 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,919 Oh. 92 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,439 Oh, hello. You must be neighbour Scott? 93 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,359 Yeah, I guess I am! You must be the famous Granny Exploiter. 94 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,679 Oh, you've heard of me - are you in the trade? I'm afraid not. 95 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,119 I'm training to be a counsellor. 96 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,399 It's boring. Really. No, it's fascinating. 97 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,319 I'm... Bunny, it's nice to meet you. 98 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,839 OK! Er... So what are you going to do with your spoils? 99 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,840 I'm going to go to a bar. I'm a sucker for gin and good company. 100 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,799 Well, if I can help you at all, maybe... tomorrow? 101 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,159 Can't! What? Can't tomorrow, because of the thing. 102 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,199 What thing? The... girls' night in. 103 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,959 Remember? Ha. Yes. 104 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,999 You promised, remember? Hey, guys. 105 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,479 Wa-hey, corridor party! Hey, Mark. 106 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,079 Can I leave you my spare key later for the handyman? 107 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:47,080 Oh, careful! He might sneak in while you're sleeping and give you head. 108 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,880 Er... course, yeah, yeah. Whenever you like. 109 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,399 Hah! 110 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,839 Oh, God. 111 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,919 "Neighbour Scott" does not do him justice. 112 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,999 From now on he is "hot Scott", OK? 113 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,479 Huh! You think he's hot? Are you kidding? 114 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,319 Yorkshire Water should put a reservoir in my gusset. 115 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,679 That is disgusting. Why did you fanny-block me, Meg? 116 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,639 I did not! See, if my friend-cousin, 117 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,719 in serious vaginal need, might I add, 118 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,679 had super sizzling chemistry with a man in a corridor, 119 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,879 I would never have done what you just did out there. 120 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,959 Well, what if your friend-cousin saw him in the corridor first, 121 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,199 and was employing subtle reeling-him-in-slowly techniques, 122 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,719 which you just shat all over? 123 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,039 I'd tell her she probably only wants Corridor Man 124 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,359 because I thought he was a hot potato! Oh, really? 125 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,959 Yeah, really! Then your friend-cousin was foolish to assume 126 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,919 that her plans for future romantic happiness 127 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,919 might have been more important than you getting your skanky leg over! 128 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,920 Again! 129 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,479 Hi, Scott. 130 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,599 Hi, Scott. 131 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,039 Bye, Scott. 132 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:59,040 Bye, Scott. Bye... 133 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,319 Actually, I'm not going anywhere. 134 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,639 Yeah, we were just about to go for beers. 135 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,519 All right, cool. Where we off? 136 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,879 Talk to me. 137 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,079 No way! I'm gluten intolerant, too! 138 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,839 You were lucky, I found out the hard way. 139 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,279 I can't believe you make your own bread, that's so clever. 140 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,559 It's not as hard as people think. I can show you if you like? 141 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,839 Yes! Wow. Yes, I would like. 142 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:25,840 When? Tomorrow? Tomorrow night? How's tomorrow night? 143 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,279 Isn't tomorrow night girls' night? 144 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,319 Dammit. How about Tuesday? 145 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,039 What's happening Tuesday? 146 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,040 Oh, just... going to bake some really good bread. 147 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,399 Oh, God grief. It's such torture. 148 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,519 Oh, God. It grips my body like a thousand fingering hands. 149 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,279 Oh, God. Stephen... 150 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,799 Jesus, what's happening? 151 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,199 Stephen is dead! Dead! 152 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,999 Deep breaths. Who is Stephen? 153 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,839 Your rabbit Stephen? He was murdered. 154 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,439 When you were 11. 155 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,999 I just... 156 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,039 I need to be held. 157 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,719 That's not very professional! 158 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,919 Every case is different. 159 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,799 Can I have a gin and tonic, please? 160 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Oh, no! I don't have any money. 161 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,799 What are you doing?! Don't do it! 162 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,719 I'm fluffing the cushion! I'm sorry! 163 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,639 OK. Carry on. 164 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,439 You're fucking mental. Yes, I am. 165 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,119 And mental people are unpredictable, Gary, 166 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,799 so don't ask me anything stupid. 167 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,599 I mean it, choose your words carefully. 168 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,359 OK. So. You are here a lot. 169 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,879 What's your point? Well, I thought maybe you could, 170 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,880 like, live here officially, you know, move in. 171 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,999 Put your name on the tenancy, pay rent... 172 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,759 Oh, my God! You want money? 173 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,599 No, it's not about that. 174 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,119 Oh, that is fucking charming. 175 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,959 It all makes sense now, cleaning the flat, this date, 176 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,279 letting me have the skins... 177 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,799 No, Laura, I want us to live together. 178 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,159 Cheap bastard! 179 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,599 I thought you were going to ask me to... What? 180 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,159 So all this has been about getting my money, has it? 181 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:27,160 You think I'm some sort of cash... pig? Cash pig? 182 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,119 Get me my savings, I'm leaving. 183 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,759 I can't do that. 184 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,119 I will bite again, Gary. Any excuse. 185 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,039 No, I can't because... 186 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,159 Oh, I borrowed it, OK? 187 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,160 It's been an expensive month what with the flowers and the chicken... 188 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,719 Oh, you little shit, Gary. 189 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,199 We are over! Over! 190 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,199 And that includes not having sex any more. 191 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,200 Laura, please! 192 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,639 Mine! 193 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,719 This whole time. Thieving bloomin' gold digger! 194 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,479 He's probably spending it on prostitutes and gambling 195 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,359 and massages and prostitutes. 196 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,999 Mate. At least you have your girls' night. 197 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,519 Ugh! Sounds so shit! 198 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,559 Happy to open it out to the boys. 199 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,719 No! No, no, no, no, no. 200 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,439 Tomorrow night is a girls' night. 201 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,559 What have you got planned? 202 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:23,560 Ah! It's going to be a lot of fun. 203 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,359 What is the capital of Hungary? 204 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,039 Yes, Laura? 205 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,199 Who gives a fuck? 206 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,439 Right. Well, if you're not going to play properly... 207 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,959 What the fuck is this? 208 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,839 Am I in an exam or what? 209 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,479 Come on, Meg. Where's the booze? 210 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,080 The bottle of wine is there. The bottle of wine. Singular? 211 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,560 Can someone get that? It's Scott. 212 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,239 Hi, Scott. 213 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,839 Hello, Scott. 214 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,719 Whoa! You all right, Meg? 215 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,279 Yeah, just chillin'. 216 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,599 Hey, dude, sorry about that. 217 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,199 Let's go. 218 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,879 Great. Here's the spare key. Cheers for that. 219 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,479 No problem. 220 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,719 Let's leave these girls to it. 221 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,559 Wait, Scott. Do you want a drink? 222 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,999 Um, I think I'll just get one at the pub, if that's OK? 223 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,399 OK. Bye. 224 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,719 Listen, Bun, 225 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,759 I don't want you to get your hopes up about Scott. 226 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,239 It's just me and him are like... 227 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,839 Never going to fuck? 228 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,439 Actually, he told me he's got a problem with gingers. 229 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,039 Yeah, freak him out. 230 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,999 More the skin than the hair. 231 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,479 Anyway, he's invited me over to his flat on Tuesday to make 232 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,999 sweet and tender bread on his kitchen counter. 233 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,199 So, it's real. Oh, whatever. 234 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,919 Good luck making sandwiches without Mark coming to the picnic. 235 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,279 Bored. 236 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:43,079 Let's start. I have a list of fun. 237 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,079 Oh, Jesus, Meg, can we at least open the wine first? 238 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,759 Is that all we had? 239 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,359 There's Ribena in Mark's cupboard. 240 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,959 Don't dilute it. Similar high. 241 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,999 I don't think I've ever been this bored. 242 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,079 Might just have to have a wank in the bathroom. 243 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:00,080 Can we start with the fun, please? 244 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,600 And open! 245 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,600 Spirit, if you have something to say, show us a sign. 246 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,719 Hungry. 247 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,559 Grapevine. 248 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,039 And back. 249 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,119 Clap. Rodeo. 250 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,680 Take it back, guys. 251 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,439 Anything but this. 252 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,000 This is torture. Fine. Got any better ideas? 253 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,559 Go to the pub! 254 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,679 Guys, we don't need men or money to have a good time. 255 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,879 You just don't want these puppies near Hot Scott. 256 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,439 He's not into big puppies 257 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,039 or he wouldn't have invited these puppies round for bread. 258 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,119 If those are puppies, then these are Great Danes. 259 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,119 Woopsie. Right. 260 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,919 Either we are going out or I am shaving her eyebrows off. 261 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,999 Guys, we can achieve this. 262 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,000 We are girls, this is the night-time and we are in. 263 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,639 Truth or Dare? All right. Truth. 264 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,679 When was the last time you were fanny stabbed? 265 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,839 Sex? 266 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,119 Yeah, and if it were longer than ten months ago 267 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,879 you have to do a 'bena shot. 268 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,879 Just drink it, Meg. I can't. 269 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,839 You have to. There's no booze. 270 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,639 I can't because... 271 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,640 ..I had sex with Mark two nights ago! 272 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,759 Oh, my God. 273 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,279 All the way in? 274 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,959 All the way in, yeah. 275 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,479 Right. Serious punishment. 276 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,119 The memory alone is punishment enough. Give me a break. 277 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,519 I'm still itchy from it. 278 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,239 Sneak into Scott's flat. 279 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,079 What? Brilliant. 280 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,159 Sneak into Scott's flat, nick a bottle of booze 281 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,319 and then lick everything in his fridge, 282 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:17,320 and then for that we will give you a break. 283 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,574 Oh, shit! 284 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:34,398 God, fit flat. 285 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,958 I'm on the booze hunt. Lick the fridge. 286 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,879 Guys, I'm having a really extreme reaction to this. 287 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,798 I'm panic attacking. 288 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:45,199 Guys, it's starting to make me feel physically sick. 289 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,318 Bingo! 290 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,959 Oh, shit on my face. Come and have a look at his history. 291 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,958 "How to kill a mouse humanely," "Make your own Mother's Day card." 292 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,638 God, he sounds lovely. 293 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:54,918 Oh, my God. 294 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:58,518 So he is a fan of Great Danes after all. Big ones. 295 00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:01,798 I really think we shouldn't be here. 296 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:04,798 This is tequila! You know tequila makes me hurl! 297 00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:06,998 Well, I'm not leaving till you lick the fridge. 298 00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:08,799 Guys, we are going to break somethi... 299 00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:18,958 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 300 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,878 OK, Don't panic, just... 301 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,238 Be sick again. 302 00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:25,758 Oh, my God. Back to flat - now. 303 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:29,358 Best night ever! 304 00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:31,678 We have to find a way to get the puke! 305 00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:34,519 "Get" the puke?! Shit! They're coming! 306 00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:43,678 Oh, hi! I thought I heard something! 307 00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:46,718 Do you fancy a drink now, Scott? 308 00:15:46,719 --> 00:15:49,478 I've actually got to make a... private phone call. 309 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:52,118 But, yeah, sure, afterwards. I'd really like that. 310 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,358 Oh, so you are just going into your flat now then, Scott? 311 00:15:55,359 --> 00:15:56,438 Right now? 312 00:15:56,439 --> 00:16:00,439 Yes, but he will be back! Oh, my God. Oh, God, please come help me! 313 00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:02,678 Help her! Help her! 314 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:05,838 You OK? 315 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:09,839 One is bigger than the other! We need a second opinion. 316 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:13,798 Look, this phone call is really urgent. But I won't be long. 317 00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:16,478 You can't go. Why not? 318 00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:20,278 Because we were going to play a game of spin the bottle! 319 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,918 The three of you? 320 00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:25,919 Girls' night in. Standard. 321 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:53,358 Oh! Laura, don't do that. I'm your girl! 322 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:57,359 You can't just give this all up! Are you playing spin the bottle?! 323 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:01,118 No, actually. We were playing truth or dare. Want to play? 324 00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:04,238 I'll do anything for you, babe. All right. Truth. 325 00:17:04,239 --> 00:17:08,198 Did you steal all my money? Some of it, yeah. But... 326 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,518 Right, I really need to make that phone call. 327 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:14,238 Don't you fucking move. Gary. Dare. 328 00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:16,518 I'll do anything. Dance for us. 329 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:19,118 You know I can't do that. I can't dance. 330 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,598 I'd rather eat my own shit. 331 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:24,599 Oh, please make him do that. Do it. 332 00:17:51,079 --> 00:17:55,079 OK, Gary. You can stop now. 333 00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:59,479 Gary, stop. This is how much I love you, Laura. 334 00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:06,798 Gary! 335 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:10,799 That is the most romantic thing you've ever done. You wanker. 336 00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:17,639 We need booze. 337 00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:31,878 There has to be something to drink here. Hold on. 338 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,078 Is anything going on between you and Meg? 339 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,798 Me and Meg? No. 340 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:38,158 Absolutely nothing. 341 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,159 Except sex. Occasionally. Two nights ago. 342 00:18:42,399 --> 00:18:44,678 Flatmate with benefits, sort of thing. 343 00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:46,958 Could say that, yeah. Here, take this back. 344 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,959 I'll go make that phone call and be right over. 345 00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,958 Which one? 346 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:58,478 I think it might be the left, but if I may... 347 00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,279 By all means. 348 00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:06,038 Bunny, I put the sick in a bag. He did a poo in front of me. 349 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,798 Now I'm locked in. Come and get me before I start self-harming. 350 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:12,799 Meg, it's Mark. 351 00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:19,479 How did you get locked in there? 352 00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:36,319 Why the fucking cupboard? I'm claustro-fucking-phobic, dick. 353 00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:40,118 Oh, God, the grief! Counsel me, Scott! 354 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:43,998 How sad are you? Tell me how fucking sad you are! 355 00:20:43,999 --> 00:20:46,318 Oh, I'm so, so sad, sad, sad. 356 00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:49,398 Oh, God, I've got an aching... hole in me! 357 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:53,399 Just fill it. Fill it. Fill it! 358 00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:56,079 Fuckin' hell, Scott. 359 00:20:59,479 --> 00:21:03,479 Oh, God, Scott! That better be a coat-hanger. In your trousers. 360 00:21:04,239 --> 00:21:06,399 Oh, my God, Mark! Sh! 361 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:13,039 I can't breathe. This isn't happ... 362 00:21:14,999 --> 00:21:18,999 Oh, no. I'm dying. 363 00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:25,158 What the fuck?! Meg! 364 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,278 Oh, shit it. 365 00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:28,478 Can you explain yourself, please? 366 00:21:28,479 --> 00:21:32,118 Oh, sure. Sure, I can explain myself, Bunny. 367 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,238 Shall I explain how I got stuck in the flat after cleaning up 368 00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:38,158 all the sick from the carpet, after you dared me to break in? 369 00:21:38,159 --> 00:21:41,278 Yeah, and then I had to watch Scott do a poo. 370 00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:44,318 Shall I explain how I got stuck in the fucking closet while I watched 371 00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:47,798 my best friend shag the bloke I'd told countless times 372 00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:50,158 that I fancied? 373 00:21:50,159 --> 00:21:53,198 Yes, I fancy you, Scott. I fancy you. 374 00:21:53,199 --> 00:21:56,679 Did you know that? I thought you were going out with Mark? 375 00:21:56,679 --> 00:21:58,998 I didn't actually say that. 376 00:21:58,999 --> 00:22:00,558 Mark?! 377 00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:04,559 This is just... great. Thanks very fucking much, guys. 378 00:22:04,879 --> 00:22:08,879 Mark? 379 00:22:12,159 --> 00:22:16,159 Perfect. 380 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:25,799 Can you at least wait for me to fucking leave?! 381 00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:40,919 Night, then! 382 00:22:48,999 --> 00:22:52,999 Sorry, Meg, I'm not really in the mood. 383 00:22:53,399 --> 00:22:55,078 You have an erection. 384 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:59,079 Yeah, but I'd rather just save that... for myself. 385 00:23:02,399 --> 00:23:06,399 Oh, God! Oh, God, yes! 386 00:23:10,719 --> 00:23:12,639 Shut up! 387 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:39,947 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 388 00:23:39,997 --> 00:23:44,547 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29065