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Think comedy, o.K.?
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It's a cross between home alone
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and basic instinct
without the ice picks.
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It chronicles
the wacky adventures
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of these two voluptuous
exchange students
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of some Scandinavian persuasion,
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alone in a strange city,
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scared, confused,
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but still sporting
their flimsy, see-through,
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native lingerie.
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Mm-hmm.
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The comedy comes out
of this stupid guy
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who lives next door
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and decides to rob a bank.
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Fortunately, these
two intelligent,
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resourceful exchange students
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are around to bust him.
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So he enlists the help
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of these two very vulnerable
exchange students
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next door. Huh?
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Now, as a doctor,
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can you understand
why he's driven?
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A man not unlike yourself
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driven by his high moral
obligation to society?
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Now, this comedy,
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being my first sophomore film,
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I know you want
to see me do good.
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That's why I'm asking for a
little financial assistance
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in the neighborhood of a mere...
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$1,000.
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Sorry.
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Go home.
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Pfft.
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What? What? What?
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I'm sorry. I don't understand.
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My name is Dr... Howser.
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And you are?
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Julia myatt.
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Well, Julia myatt,
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it's nice to meet you.
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What have we got?
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Laceration of the left knee.
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She fell rollerblading.
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Can you set up a suture set?
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I'm going to give you something
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to numb the knee.
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Then we're looking at about...
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Five stitches.
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Well, when I was a kid,
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I had leukemia,
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and I was in hospitals a lot.
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Uh, one time
my roommate was deaf.
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He taught me how to sign,
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and I taught him
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how to hide his cauliflower
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under the mattress.
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No. Not that mattress.
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You signed that to a cop?
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I have miss myatt's
release instructions.
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Thank you, nurse spaulding.
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20 minutes for 5 stitches?
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That comes to, what,
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one stitch every four minutes?
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Nurse spaulding, it would
be highly unethical
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for me to pursue
a personal relationship
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with a patient.
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Now, if you'll just sign here,
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you're officially released.
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Good. Would you like
to go out Saturday?
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Hey.
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Strictly by the book.
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3, and that's it.
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3 bucks? Are you
out of your mind?
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This is a number 58 Archie, pal.
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Very rare. Mint condition.
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4.
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4.
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You insult me.
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You insult
all of riverdale high.
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6 bucks, or jughead gets it.
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You're not really selling
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your autographed bogart
script, are you?
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Big deal.
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The man had terrible penmanship.
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Look. It looks like
it says "humpty bug-art."
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Is this film so important
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you're willing
to part with humpty?
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Yes.
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Doog, I'm a sophomore now.
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They expect me to have
my own cinematic vision.
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You going to lend me
a grand, or what?
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It's not a good idea
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to lend your friends money.
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It can strain a relationship.
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500, and I'll live
with a little tension.
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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We should buy something.
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We want Vinnie to do well.
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This is my putter.
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Good. Buy it back.
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It's mine. Buy it?
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Hey, you picked
a real winner there.
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We'll give you $200.
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$2.00 for the putter, 198 as
a loan towards your film.
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You drive a hard bargain.
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I was asking 10.
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But seeing as you're family...
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Don't push it, delpino.
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Pay him, dear.
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I am truly humbled
by the howser largess.
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So what's your budget?
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700 bucks.
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Please. Janet mckibben's
makeup budget is 700 bucks.
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I've seen her dog actors.
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They need it.
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And then there's
Howie Cooper's film.
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I don't know how
he got kiefer sutherland.
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Kiefer?
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He got kiefer?
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Julia, did you ever think about
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what it would be like to hear?
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I was talking to a colleague
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over at eastman,
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and she's doing this procedure
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called a cochlear implant.
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They implant this... This device
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into your auditory nerve,
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and it stimulates it
electronically.
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It could give you some hearing.
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Well, it probably
wasn't worth it back then.
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See, implants only had
one level of sound,
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and now they have 22.
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O.K. You're right.
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Think about it. Take your time.
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What do you think?
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Howser, come on.
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I'm getting on your nerves.
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I can accept that.
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Doog, you're ruining
my concentration.
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I'm this close
to winning a fuzzy-wuzzy.
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He's a genius and a nudge.
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I don't want to be a nudge,
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but think about it, Julia.
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Think about what hearing
could add to your world.
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Damn, I'm good!
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You'll talk to the doctor? Yes!
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How about now?
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Can you hear or feel anything?
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Maybe a vibration?
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You're doing great.
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You can relax now.
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Julia, in order for the implant
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to be effective,
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the auditory nerve
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has to be receiving
some stimulation.
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In your case, it's minimal.
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No. The cochlear
implant will work,
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but the improvement might
not be that substantial.
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That's still something, right?
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Julia, I know the tests
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were a little discouraging,
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but the implant can still
make some difference.
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You're just disappointed
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that things didn't go better.
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But that's no reason
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to completely
dismiss the surgery.
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I just think...
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I just think...
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Look at me.
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You're not fighting fair.
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What's not fair
is you judging me.
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O.K. I'm not perfect
by your standards.
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I'm happy with my life.
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I don't need to hear
to be fulfilled.
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You're the one with the problem.
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No. See, that...
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I've been trying to come up
with a cheap concept
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for this stupid film.
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I mean, 700 bucks?
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That wouldn't even cover
the penguin chowder
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used in Batman.
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Am I interrupting something?
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Julia had the test today.
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She's not an ideal
candidate for the surgery.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Now she wants to give up.
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It's not about giving up.
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I am not!
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Not what?
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Never mind.
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She was talking to me.
Gesticulate.
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She's says I'm
acting pigheaded...
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Pigheaded and arrogant.
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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He thinks my life is
a lesser experience
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because I'm deaf.
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But it's not lesser.
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It's just different.
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His problem is
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that even though he can hear,
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he doesn't listen.
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I wish I knew what I'm doing
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that is so terrible.
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I'm going for a walk.
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Wa-wait. What?
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Hi.
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Um, look, um... Julia...
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I know...
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How you feel.
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What?
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Can you read my lips?
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A little bit?
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O.K. Um...
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Are my lips communicating well?
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O.K.
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Look, when doogie and I
were kids, right?
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I was scared
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to... To climb up this tree.
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So doogie, he climbs up the tree
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and sits on this branch
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and starts bouncing
pine cones off my head.
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Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
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So I got really mad.
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I climb up the tree,
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I look around, and
I'm proud of myself...
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For about two seconds.
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Then I fell out
and broke my coccyx.
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You know, your butt bone.
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I don't mean to be crude
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to the hearing impaired.
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See, doogie only pushes people
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that he cares about.
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What he doesn't get
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is that not everybody
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needs to climb the tree.
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I...I understand
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how you are satisfied.
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You are a visual person.
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So am I.
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So am I.
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I mean, film...
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Film is a visual medium,
you know?
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I mean, sometimes, sometimes
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I'm watching TV...
A movie...
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A really great movie,
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and I turn down the sound
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'cause the words,
they get in the way.
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They get in the way. Yeah?
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Oh, chaplin!
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Perfect example.
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You like chaplin? Yeah?
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Me, too. He made me
laugh and cry.
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He never said a word.
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He didn't need it.
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Look... Maybe I was pushing
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a little too hard, Julia,
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and I'm sorry, but...
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What are you sorry about?
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Julia, you just gave me
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the idea of a lifetime.
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She's not mad at you anymore.
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I explained that sometimes
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you're just this
incredible jerk.
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And I was worried.
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How could you be mad
at a face like this?
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Let's go eat dinner.
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Come on. You're adorable.
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What we've just seen
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is more than an homage
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to classic silent films.
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By going back to basics,
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this film reminds us
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of what we're doing here...
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Making films
using our own insights
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and creativity,
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rather than a lot of money
and special effects.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the sophomore who directed
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this first-rate student film...
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Vincent delpino.
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Thank you very much.
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I hope that this film proves
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you can do a lot with a little.
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I came in under budget,
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so my investors
can expect a small return.
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You see, I learned
from a very special person.
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She taught me that
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what might seem to be
a limitation
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can actually be an advantage.
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And, uh, it forces...
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It forces us to be more creative
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with what we have.
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So, thank you, Julia.
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