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- Morning.
- Hi, honey.
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Hey, here she is...
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Prettiest freshman on campus.
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It's not what she looks
like that matters.
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It's what she's learning.
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Honey, join any clubs yet?
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I'm not much of a joiner.
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I'm a free thinker.
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You really should take advantage
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of those fun extracurricular
activities.
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Well, of course, Howard,
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if it doesn't
interfere with studies.
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There's no limit
to what's achieved
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with hard work and application.
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Well, got to go.
College waits for no one.
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Honey, aren't you
forgetting something?
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Earrings?
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Your books.
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Oh, those.
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Are you still reading Moby dick?
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You've been carrying that
since your first day.
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Well, it takes forever
to catch that stupid whale.
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It was way before
motorboats, you know.
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What you want is a cat suit.
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It's a great base
to build your look on.
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Match it with
a really nice jacket.
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You won't meet yourself
coming and going.
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Sounds great.
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You should wear bright colors.
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You're a spring, aren't you?
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How did you know?
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It's my job.
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I have a great selection of
scarves to go with that.
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I think black for contrast.
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Here. Try this on.
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You know, doog...
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I have very mixed feelings
about these places.
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On the one hand,
I feel alienated.
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On the other, I'm very
attracted to these mannequins.
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You ever get that?
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No.
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Janine!
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, baby.
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I thought you had
class this morning.
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I did, but it was canceled.
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The professor got sick.
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I'm trying to pick out a present
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for my mom's birthday.
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What's in?
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Why ask me? I don't work here.
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I don't know much about clothes.
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I have quirky tastes.
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I don't know your
mother's taste.
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She'd like a puppy.
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Let's go to the pet store.
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You're right. It works.
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The scarf was
a real stroke of genius.
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Why can't all sales girls
be as clever as you?
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I'm not a sales girl.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Fashion consultant.
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Meet me at the jewelry counter.
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I bet you're great
with accessories.
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Baby, I don't know
what's going on here,
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but you can get help.
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There's support groups
for everything these days.
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Vinnie, I work here.
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You mean, like, between classes.
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I mean instead of classes.
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I started going to college,
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but I felt lost, like I
didn't belong there.
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And that made me really anxious,
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so I started shopping
to calm myself down,
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you know, the way I do.
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The more I shopped,
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the more I felt
deep, inner peace,
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like I was back in the womb.
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Pretty soon, I was shopping more
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and going to college less.
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The manager noticed
me accessorizing
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and offered me this job.
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It's wonderful! I feel
I've truly come home.
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My mother's going to kill me.
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They just made me
employee of the month.
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Your first college report card
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and all incompletes.
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It's standard carbon blue
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on off-white computer paper.
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No problem.
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Add a little coffee
for color correction.
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Aha! Perfecto!
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It takes only one stroke
of delpino's magic brush.
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God, that is really good!
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Long years of practice.
Long years of practice.
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Once we xerox this,
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the Dean of admissions
will be fooled.
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Let's see.
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Contemporary
American literature...
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What do you think you deserve?
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Well, I did watch all eight
hours of lonesome dove.
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I'm going to give you "a."
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Thank you.
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Hey, you earned it.
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O.K., algebra.
What do you say, doog?
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Think this woman
can muster a "b"?
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This is ridiculous.
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Right. She's horrible
with numbers.
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Sorry, cupcake, I got
to give you "c."
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Try harder next time.
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Janine, you can't go on
deceiving your parents.
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Tell the truth, apologize,
and return to school.
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I'm so out of place.
I'm not learning.
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Everyone sits there
taking notes.
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I'm just wondering what fabric
the professor's jacket is.
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Look, you just need to adjust.
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Every student has
doubts at first.
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Did you about becoming a doctor?
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Do you doubt staying in college?
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A genius and a filmmaker...
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We're not exactly your
typical cross section.
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Think about it, Janine.
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A college degree is of
Paramount importance.
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You must see the value of it.
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There is my graduation present.
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Mom's promised me a complete set
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of Louis vuitton luggage,
including the hatbox.
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That's what I love about her...
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She's so in touch
with her spiritual side.
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Thanks, Janine.
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Mrs. howser,
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in your experience as a parent,
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how do you like
to hear bad news...
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All at once or in little pieces?
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It depends on the news.
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Say I haven't been to
college for a month or two,
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and I've been working in a
clothing store instead...
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Just as an example.
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Oh, boy.
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I'm in big trouble, aren't I?
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It hurts to be lied to.
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Can you imagine
how hurt they'd be
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if I told them I cared more
about fashion than academics?
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That's a great blouse.
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Think it needs a necklace?
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No. Wear it plain.
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It brings out the
contours on your face.
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See? That's what I can do,
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but my mom doesn't
understand that.
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She's from the old school...
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You know, Betty friedan
and Gloria steinem.
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Women have rights and power.
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It's just so retro.
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I'm from that generation,
too, Janine,
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and, as I recall,
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the women's liberation movement
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is about choice.
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Mom wants me to choose
which office I want
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when I join the firm
of Stewart and daughter.
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I'm talking about real choice.
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Maybe college isn't right
for you just now.
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I mean, the schoolroom isn't the
only place to get an education.
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There's a lot you can learn
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just by experiencing life.
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Travel.
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Work.
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Maybe you need time
to find out who you are.
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I do feel very confused
about a lot of stuff.
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I mean, more than usual.
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Well, you're 18 years old.
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When I was 18,
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I couldn't decide
what to major in.
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One week it was French.
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The next, it was
elementary education.
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Janine,
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I know you'll figure out
what's right for you.
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Just trust yourself, hmm?
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If there's anything you need,
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I'm always here.
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I really hate
these staff meetings.
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If Dr. Hillard
made one more remark
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about overcrowding in E.R...
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He made a good point.
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Mrs. howser, I'd like
a word with you.
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Who appointed you guidance
counselor to my daughter?
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Perhaps we could continue this
conversation in my office.
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This isn't a conversation.
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You can just listen.
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Janine is my daughter.
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Don't you fill her with ideas
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about choices
and finding herself.
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Mrs. Stewart...
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This doesn't concern you.
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I notice your son
finished medical school
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before telling other people's
children to drop out.
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Look, I didn't intend...
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Don't try backing out now.
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Why don't we take this
somewhere more private?
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Because there's nothing
left to say.
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Mind your own business.
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Stay away from my daughter.
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Katherine...
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Her eyes blazed with anger
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like some rampant valkyrie.
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Only thing missing was
the helmet with horns.
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I bet she sleeps in one.
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Everybody stopped to listen.
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She even snapped at canfield.
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Mom was totally humiliated.
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You know, I feel
responsible for this,
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Janine being
my girlfriend and all.
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That's a feeling
worth exploring.
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And listen to this.
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She gets right up
in mom's face and says,
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"I notice your son
finished medical school
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before telling other people's
children to drop out."
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Well, thank you, doogie.
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I was wondering how to
explain what happened.
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Mrs. Stewart's a very
condemning woman.
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She doesn't even like me.
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You can see how twisted
her values are.
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Well, Katherine, I trust this
lesson isn't lost on you.
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What lesson?
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Janine had a problem
and asked for my advice.
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I gave it to her.
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What's so wrong with that?
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Just that she's got Mr. and Mrs.
Mussolini for parents.
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Vincent.
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Sorry. I don't even
know the mussolinis.
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They might have been
delightful people.
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It is fatal to interfere
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in another family's affairs.
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Doogie, do you think
I was out of line?
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Yeah, mom, I do.
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Really?
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It didn't seem like the
wrong thing at the time.
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Sweetheart, there's no
need to dwell on it.
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We all make mistakes.
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It's over now.
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Well, I'm here.
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What are you doing?
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I'm fed up trying to make
my parents understand.
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I refuse to stay in their house.
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I don't think your mother
wants you here.
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Are you kidding?
This was her idea.
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It was?
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Last thing she said was,
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"if Katherine howser
knows so much,
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why don't you go live with her?"
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So here I am.
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This little piggy
went to market.
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This little piggy stayed home.
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This little piggy said,
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"uh-oh, I'm over the limit
on my credit card,"
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and this little piggy said,
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"so, declare bankruptcy
and start all over again."
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Oh. And this little piggy's
a rugged individualist.
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He wants to be
a different color.
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Any preference, cupcake?
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I don't care.
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You choose.
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Oh, this has really taken
it out of you, hasn't it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm?
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What do you say, Dr. h.,
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mountain Heather
or jelly-bean pink?
267
00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:52,518
Heh.
268
00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:56,014
Must you do that
in here, Vincent?
269
00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:58,518
Mrs. h. Told Janine
to try relaxing,
270
00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:02,510
and the smell of nail Polish
tranquilizes her nerves.
271
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:05,023
Well, it's giving me a headache.
272
00:13:05,024 --> 00:13:08,360
I know it gets a little
crowded around here.
273
00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,896
You only have yourself to blame.
274
00:13:10,897 --> 00:13:12,931
How's that?
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00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:15,367
If you weren't such
understanding parents,
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you wouldn't have
so many house guests.
277
00:13:18,238 --> 00:13:19,515
Your home's a mecca
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00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:22,374
for troubled
upper-middle-class teens.
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00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,510
Heh.
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00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,515
That's very gratifying, Vincent.
281
00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:28,511
Maybe we should let Dr. howser
282
00:13:28,512 --> 00:13:30,509
have a little privacy, Vinnie.
283
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,319
He looks like he's at
the end of his rope.
284
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,988
Janine, trust me.
285
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,923
It's a very long rope.
286
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:42,461
I've helped him slide to
the end of it many times.
287
00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:44,513
See, underneath,
he's loving this.
288
00:13:44,514 --> 00:13:49,168
It gives him the chance
to play the patriarch.
289
00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:51,203
So, Dr. h.!
290
00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:52,371
What?
291
00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:53,513
The color.
292
00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:56,514
I don't want to commit
without your approval.
293
00:13:58,515 --> 00:14:01,180
Jelly-bean pink.
294
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:05,184
If Mrs. h. Is firing up
the old cappuccino machine,
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00:14:05,185 --> 00:14:06,986
count us in.
296
00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:13,892
You know, if you have
termites in your house,
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you can call someone.
298
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:19,331
If you have burglars,
you can call someone.
299
00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:22,267
If you have burglars,
you can shoot them.
300
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:25,871
David, she won't
be here forever.
301
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,273
You have something
to add, doogie?
302
00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:30,517
Janine sinks her teeth
into crises.
303
00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:34,046
When it comes to trauma,
she's a pit bull.
304
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,510
Vinnie's not much help.
305
00:14:35,511 --> 00:14:38,884
He's doing a bang-up job
on her toenails.
306
00:14:38,885 --> 00:14:40,352
You're both so smug.
307
00:14:40,353 --> 00:14:42,187
Not everybody has an ambition
308
00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:44,122
that starts in the playpen.
309
00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:46,892
You're accusing our son
of being a snob?
310
00:14:46,893 --> 00:14:48,293
And you, too, dad.
311
00:14:48,294 --> 00:14:51,515
Janine is going through a perfectly
normal adolescent process
312
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,067
of deciding who she is
and what she wants.
313
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,513
Can't you respect that?
314
00:14:56,514 --> 00:14:59,512
She has completely
sucked you in.
315
00:14:59,513 --> 00:15:01,306
What do you mean?
316
00:15:01,307 --> 00:15:04,142
I've seen her do it
a hundred times.
317
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,512
Look at Vinnie.
318
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,509
She practically invented
feminine wiles.
319
00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,518
I can't believe you said that.
320
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:12,516
That may be sexist,
but I know Janine.
321
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,253
She's flighty. She's indecisive.
322
00:15:14,254 --> 00:15:15,515
She hates taking tests
323
00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:19,091
because she gets icky ink
smudges on her fingers.
324
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,426
You're not doing her a favor
325
00:15:21,427 --> 00:15:23,929
letting her wallow
in her laziness.
326
00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:26,164
Really? What do you suggest?
327
00:15:26,165 --> 00:15:30,435
Someone should go in there
and tell her to shape up,
328
00:15:30,436 --> 00:15:33,510
and I think that someone
should be you.
329
00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:35,512
Doog! Doog!
330
00:15:35,513 --> 00:15:37,518
Come quick. Janine's sick.
331
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:42,281
All right, Janine,
where's the pain?
332
00:15:42,282 --> 00:15:43,518
In my stomach.
333
00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:45,284
Sit back. Sit back.
334
00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:47,820
Where does it hurt you?
335
00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:51,323
Wow. I never thought
I'd get an illness
336
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:52,518
that's caused by stress.
337
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,928
Congratulations. Welcome
to the adult world.
338
00:15:55,929 --> 00:15:57,930
How does it happen exactly?
339
00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:00,509
The body has
a natural equilibrium.
340
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,434
Emotional disturbances
can disrupt it
341
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,436
as surely as physical injuries.
342
00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:07,272
You've had these pains
a month or so?
343
00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:08,518
On and off.
344
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:12,110
My stomach feels like
it's in one big knot.
345
00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:15,047
Janine, I've been really
insensitive to you.
346
00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:18,817
I didn't appreciate what
you were going through.
347
00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:23,509
My mom's been a better
friend to you than I have,
348
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:25,891
and I'm really, really sorry.
349
00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:28,226
This where you say I'm dying?
350
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:29,515
No. This is where
351
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:32,966
I administer the first
part of your treatment.
352
00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,341
Just relax.
353
00:16:42,342 --> 00:16:45,515
I'm going to pull Vinnie
down from the walls.
354
00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:50,916
It's o.K. It's nothing serious.
355
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,884
She's going to be fine.
356
00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:53,986
You sure?
357
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:56,054
Where is Janine?
358
00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:57,510
She's all right.
359
00:16:57,511 --> 00:17:00,512
The x-rays showed
no signs of ulcer,
360
00:17:00,513 --> 00:17:02,518
perforation, or obstruction.
361
00:17:02,519 --> 00:17:03,929
So what is it?
362
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:06,431
She's suffering from
a functional disorder,
363
00:17:06,432 --> 00:17:07,966
probably irritable-bowel
syndrome.
364
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,935
I was telling Janine
365
00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:12,938
her condition is often
aggravated by stress.
366
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,473
I hope you're pleased.
367
00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:15,941
This wouldn't have happened
368
00:17:15,942 --> 00:17:18,810
if you hadn't offered Janine
your advice.
369
00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:21,279
I didn't create
that girl's problems.
370
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,914
Janine is my child.
371
00:17:22,915 --> 00:17:24,512
Janine's not a child.
372
00:17:24,513 --> 00:17:27,518
If she'd been 8,
I'd have sent her home,
373
00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,287
but she's an adult.
374
00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:31,256
Your rights as a parent
375
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:34,292
don't preclude my right
to be a friend.
376
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:37,162
Your daughter's undergoing
a great deal of turmoil.
377
00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:41,033
It took my wife
to open my eyes to it.
378
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,509
It's making Janine sick.
379
00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:45,837
If you can't listen
to what she's telling you,
380
00:17:45,838 --> 00:17:49,307
at least pay attention
to what her body's saying.
381
00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:53,945
Perfect, now they're both telling
us how to raise our daughter.
382
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,113
Mom, please.
383
00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:56,281
Stop arguing.
384
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,983
Honey, don't worry.
385
00:17:57,984 --> 00:17:59,518
We'll forget this ever happened.
386
00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:02,287
We'll put you back in school.
387
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,517
But I hate school.
388
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:06,258
I won't get into this again.
389
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,259
Watch yourself!
390
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,127
Clear the way!
391
00:18:09,128 --> 00:18:10,511
What have we got?
392
00:18:10,512 --> 00:18:12,511
17-year-old Caucasian female.
393
00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:14,900
Extensive head injuries.
No blood pressure.
394
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:16,401
Full cardio-respiratory arrest.
395
00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:19,513
We've been doing cpr
for 30 minutes.
396
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,073
What's the monitor showing?
397
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:22,518
No pulse. She's fibrillating.
398
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,310
1, 2, 3...
399
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,513
Draw a bolus of Lidocaine.
400
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:28,517
Adrenaline. Stat.
401
00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:30,515
Let me take over.
402
00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,284
Let's defib her.
403
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,515
It's all set up.
404
00:18:33,516 --> 00:18:35,513
Ready whenever you are.
405
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,022
O.K., let's go.
406
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:39,191
Dr. Craig's on the line.
407
00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:40,510
Get him down here.
408
00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:41,994
Clear.
409
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:48,133
We got a call. Our daughter...
410
00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:49,510
Please, wait outside.
411
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:50,518
Oh, god.
412
00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,871
Oh, Sandra.
413
00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:54,873
Please, my baby. No!
414
00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,975
My baby!
415
00:18:56,976 --> 00:18:59,077
Nothing. Give her some bicarb.
416
00:18:59,078 --> 00:19:00,178
Flat line.
417
00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:01,513
Clear.
418
00:19:02,513 --> 00:19:03,518
Nothing.
419
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,217
Bicarb is in.
420
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:06,516
Come on. Come on.
421
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:08,053
Give me another catheter.
422
00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,455
Come on. Come on.
423
00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:12,514
Drop another Lidocaine.
424
00:19:12,515 --> 00:19:13,514
Standing by.
425
00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,461
We're getting no pressure.
426
00:19:16,518 --> 00:19:18,965
Pupils fixed and dilated.
427
00:19:21,512 --> 00:19:23,035
Come on.
428
00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:33,246
Time of death... 10:52.
429
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,856
I'll talk to the family.
430
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,043
Hi.
431
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,511
Hi.
432
00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:11,513
Nice store.
433
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,852
You've never been here before?
434
00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:16,888
You know me. I don't shop.
435
00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:18,991
But this really isn't bad.
436
00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,427
Can I help you?
437
00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:25,330
I'm going to court next week.
438
00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,518
I'm looking for a suit
to make an impression.
439
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,509
What kind of case?
440
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:32,509
Divorce. Very messy.
The guy's a swine.
441
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,511
Cheated on his wife, stole
his children's inheritance,
442
00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:36,518
moved in with
some lingerie model.
443
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:39,444
So you really want to nail him?
444
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,346
No, I'm defending him.
445
00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:48,086
Oh. Well, then, I guess you'll need
something really, really Sincere,
446
00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:53,225
a little feminine,
maybe even... Lace.
447
00:20:53,226 --> 00:20:55,061
That's different.
448
00:20:57,519 --> 00:20:59,365
I like it.
449
00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,367
Want to try it on?
450
00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:05,238
Uh, bring it home
with you tonight.
451
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,945
Is there a coffee shop
someplace nearby?
452
00:21:14,046 --> 00:21:15,914
There's one next door.
453
00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:17,849
Want to join me?
454
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:21,887
Sure. I can take a break.
455
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:25,258
I mean, can't let your
career run your life.
456
00:21:29,511 --> 00:21:30,513
Come on.
457
00:21:30,563 --> 00:21:35,113
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