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Let's go.
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We have a 27-year-old female
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with severe
lower abdominal pain.
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Coleman, this is your patient.
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She was fine until this evening.
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Her roommate
called the ambulance.
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She's cold and clammy.
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Pulse is 100 and rapid.
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Blood pressure 80 over 60.
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Come on, Coleman.
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She's shocky. It's obvious.
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We need more information.
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Have you had vaginal bleeding?
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Yes.
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You think you're pregnant?
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My last period
was six weeks ago.
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What do you think, Coleman?
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I need to do a pelvic
exam and pregnancy test,
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but right now my first diagnosis
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is ruptured ectopic pregnancy,
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so type and cross-match
four units
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and prep the O.R.?
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Great diagnosis, Coleman.
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All right, Coleman!
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Nice job.
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Thanks, doc.
I feel better already.
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Our patient, the
talented and healthy...
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Miss Sheila Davidson!
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Thank you!
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You've just had a taste
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of what will be happening
here all week.
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Using actors as
standardized patients
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is a relatively new and
innovative practice...
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An effective tool for
teaching med students
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the basics with no risk.
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Emergency situations
can be nerve-wracking,
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but better to kill an
actor than a real person.
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Thanks a lot, doc.
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You were really good.
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Thanks. That felt great.
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I had tears in my eyes
and everything.
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Thanks for the fast diagnosis.
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Now I can make my tennis game.
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Wow. This really is
a good hospital.
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There'll be more standardized
patients Thursday.
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Miss Spencer.
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When I'm directing my
questions to other students,
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I'd appreciate
if you'd respect that.
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You said to treat this
like a real emergency.
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You wouldn't stand
around waiting
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for some indecisive doctor
to get his act together.
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Well, miss big mouth
rides again.
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She didn't even give
Coleman a chance.
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She has to dominate
every situation.
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Ooh!
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That woman is arrogant,
obnoxious,
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self-centered, patronizing...
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And, generally,
right on the money.
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All the girls
I loved before...
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Oh, no.
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Not again.
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That were in and out my door
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I'm glad they came along
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I dedicate this song
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To all the girls
I loved before
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Hey, man, you should've
been there last night.
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I was, in all modesty, awesome.
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Where?
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We took over this karaoke bar...
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You sing in front of everybody.
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It's pronounced karo-key.
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It means empty
voice in Japanese.
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Yeah, well, I know one voice
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that was particularly
croaky last night.
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Yes, you were.
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Chicken!
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Cluck!
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So I didn't sing.
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Some of us
aren't exhibitionists.
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Oh, curly!
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They're right.
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I didn't sing
because I'm a coward.
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Don't you think you're
overreacting a little bit?
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I've always been afraid
to just jump in
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and join the fun.
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This karaoke thing
is last in a long line
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of personal wimp-outs.
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I'm not going to change
at this age.
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I'm 30-years-old today.
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I am who I am, and I'm boring.
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It's your 30th birthday.
Congratulations.
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Don't speak to me. You're 18.
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Hey, hey, hey. Lift
that chin right up.
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So what are you doing tonight?
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Who knows?
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You don't have plans
for your 30th birthday?
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I thought I'd just treat it like
any other natural disaster.
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Go home, bolt the doors,
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wait for further instructions.
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It's comin' closer
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The flames are now
a lickin' my body
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Won't you help me?
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I feel like
I'm a slippin' away
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It's hard to breathe
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And my chest is a-heavin'...
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I never thought I'd have this
kind of performance anxiety.
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Everybody sang last night?
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Raymond sang blue hawaiitwice.
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Just a hunk-a
hunk-a burnin' love
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Just a hunk-a
hunk-a burnin' love
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Just a hunk-a
hunk-a burnin' love
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Oh, a hunk-a
hunk-a burnin' love
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I'm just a hunk-a
hunk-a burnin' love
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You guys pick a tune yet?
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I don't know whether
to sing a whole medley
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or a single
show-stopping number.
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Maybe she's ready.
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Gosh, there's so many
good songs here.
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We'll get back to you.
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This is ridiculous.
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If I don't go up,
I'll hate myself.
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If I do go up,
I'll humiliate myself.
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I'd rather hate myself than
humiliate myself any day.
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For those of you who
haven't taken the plunge...
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O.K., o.K., this is really it.
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I'm going up there.
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You coming with me?
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It'll be a personal
growth experience.
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No way.
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Fine.
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I'll go it alone.
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And now, let's all
put our hands together
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for "Howard brickman."
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I always sing under the
name Howard brickman.
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Last chance
for public humiliation.
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Nice of you to think of me.
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When you're alone and life
is making you lonely
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You can always go
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When you've got worries
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All the noise
and the hurries
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Seems to help, I know
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Get away from me.
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Just listen to the music
of the traffic in the city
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Linger on the sidewalk
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Where the neon signs
are pretty
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How can you lose?
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The lights
are much brighter there
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You can forget
all your troubles
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Forget all your cares
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So go
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Downtown
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You little weenie, satisfied?
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Great.
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When you're downtown
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Make mine a place for sure
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Downtown
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Everything's waiting for you
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Downtown
downtown
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Yeah!
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Downtown
downtown
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Won't go to hear 'em
play a tango
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I'd rather hear some blues
or funky ol' soul
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There's only one sure way
to get me to go
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Start playin' ol' time
rock 'n' roll
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Call me a relic
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Call me what you will
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Say I'm old fashioned
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Say I'm over the hill
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Today's music
ain't got the same soul
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I like that ol' time
rock 'n' roll
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Still like that
ol' time rock 'n' roll
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That kind of music
just soothes my soul
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I reminisce
about the days of old
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With that ol' time
rock 'n' roll
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Still like that ol' time
rock 'n' roll
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That kind of music
just soothes my soul
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No way.
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No, you are not going to
get me to dance the tango.
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That's the old
spaulding talking.
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The new spaulding just
cries out for castanets.
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It feels really good
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to break out and do
something completely crazy.
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I never would've gotten
on stage if not for you.
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You never would've gotten off
the stage if not for me.
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True. So thanks.
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You're a good friend, doogie.
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I'm glad you enjoyed
your birthday.
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I had a better time
tonight with you
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than if I'd gone
on a regular date.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Well, thanks again
for a wonderful birthday.
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I don't believe it.
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I don't believe you, howser.
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You had her right there
in the Chevy
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and you didn't go for it?
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Okay. Yeah, that's okay.
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Now she thinks you're classy.
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It'll give you that edge
for next time.
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Vin, Carly and I are friends.
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I've known her since I was 15.
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What makes you sure there
was anything to go for?
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How many times
do we have to go over this?
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You had eye contact, right?
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We work together. We have
occasional eye contact.
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But on this occasion we're
talking 2 in the morning
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deserted parking lot eye contact
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which is an enchilada of an
entirely different color.
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I don't know about you,
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but I find those speed bumps
highly erotic.
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You disgust me.
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Howser, once again, you are
being way too analytical here.
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Stop thinking!
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Feel, experience, sensate!
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There you both are,
warm and snuggly...
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Wrong. Nobody snuggled
or anything like that.
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Look.
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She wants you.
She's more mature.
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So she won't
throw herself at you
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like some teenage
Madonna wannabe.
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Her hints will be more subtle,
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like a tap on a shoulder,
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a glance in your direction.
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See?
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See, it's a discreet dance...
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An erotic dos-a-dos
of libidinal nuance.
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Mm-hmm.
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No, no. This is
completely crazy.
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Vinnie, I'm 18. She's 30.
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There's a 12-year
age difference.
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Yeah, it's unusual...
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But it's not unheard of.
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Mrs. h., how are you
this morning?
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Fine, Vinnie. And yourself?
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Oh, I'm great. Fabulous.
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How's that lovely
husband of yours?
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Oh, he's fine.
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And how much older
is he than you?
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I always forget.
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15 years older.
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A whole 15 years.
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00:12:34,645 --> 00:12:37,644
And when you
first met Dr. howser,
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were you ever concerned
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about the obvious age
difference between you?
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At first.
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Then I just stopped
thinking about it.
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Why?
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Well, other things
became more important...
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Mutual interests, compatibility,
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shared goals.
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Age is just one
factor out of many.
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Yeah, that's true.
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And as someone once told me,
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all adults are basically
the same age.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:07,588
Who said that?
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00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:09,641
Your father.
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Are you sure I'm not
too jaundiced?
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00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:22,937
I don't want to give
away the diagnosis.
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It's very subtle.
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It whispers hepatitis "a."
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Don't worry, doogie.
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It's a girl thing.
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Right.
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00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,636
Now, remember that each student
will examine you alone,
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so you can freshen up your
jaundice between exams.
267
00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:43,639
O.K.
268
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,328
Enlarged liver... tenderness
on the right side.
269
00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:50,264
Sclera are icteric.
270
00:13:50,265 --> 00:13:53,267
And it's Angela Connor,
hepatitis victim.
271
00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:55,639
Keeps plants, goldfish,
and boyfriend Marvin.
272
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,339
He has inappropriate body hair,
273
00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,341
but she loves him anyway.
274
00:14:00,342 --> 00:14:03,637
Love works in mysterious ways.
275
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,450
In closing,
276
00:14:09,451 --> 00:14:10,637
the patient is
clinically jaundiced,
277
00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,054
the liver is tender
to palpation,
278
00:14:13,055 --> 00:14:14,455
sclera are icteric.
279
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:15,957
So what's your diagnosis?
280
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,124
Hepatitis.
281
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,493
But she also
demonstrates flank pain.
282
00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:22,396
There's a mild tenderness
above the spleen,
283
00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:25,366
a slight petechiae of
the mouth and pharynx.
284
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,640
You sure about that?
285
00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:29,070
Yes. Absolutely.
286
00:14:29,071 --> 00:14:30,641
So what's your diagnosis?
287
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:32,643
The physical findings
are contradictory.
288
00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:34,342
It could be sbe,
289
00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:36,310
but I'd like to check
290
00:14:36,311 --> 00:14:38,642
for splinter hemorrhages
under the fingernails,
291
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,348
except that she's wearing
292
00:14:40,349 --> 00:14:42,637
this ridiculous red nail Polish.
293
00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,185
You're way off base.
294
00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:45,642
I don't think so.
295
00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:48,155
Two other students
have been right.
296
00:14:48,156 --> 00:14:49,490
Now, what's she got?
297
00:14:49,491 --> 00:14:51,492
I don't have enough information.
298
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:53,494
The patient has hepatitis "a."
299
00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:56,497
She contracted it
during a camping trip.
300
00:14:56,498 --> 00:14:58,643
If you'd taken
a thorough history...
301
00:14:58,644 --> 00:15:01,402
I did take a thorough history.
302
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,643
I knew about the camping trip,
303
00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:05,373
but my other findings...
304
00:15:05,374 --> 00:15:06,642
Are incorrect. You're wrong.
305
00:15:06,643 --> 00:15:11,413
But a good doctor will
learn from her mistakes.
306
00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:25,560
Oh. Doogie.
307
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,003
Hi. Do you need me
308
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:39,040
to help prepare any more
standardized patients today?
309
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,541
No. We're all through.
310
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,511
Irritable bowel syndrome
was a no-show.
311
00:15:43,512 --> 00:15:44,639
O.K.
312
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,641
Well, then I've got to
go inventory supplies
313
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,644
on four west.
314
00:15:49,645 --> 00:15:51,643
Oh. O.K.
315
00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,588
If you want me,
316
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:57,392
I'll be in the supply room.
317
00:16:06,101 --> 00:16:08,602
If you want me,
318
00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:11,373
I'll be in the supply room.
319
00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,582
Hi, doogie.
320
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:26,288
If want me,
I'll be in the supply room.
321
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:38,133
If you want me,
I'll be in the supply room.
322
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:52,580
Oh, hi, doogie.
323
00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:54,644
You want me?
324
00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:02,089
What are you doing?
325
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:04,392
I think that's my line.
326
00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:08,637
I'm sorry.
327
00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:10,131
I'm sorry.
328
00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,565
Um...
329
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:13,000
The other night,
330
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:15,336
I thought the
feeling was mutual.
331
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,938
You were attracted to me, too.
332
00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:19,440
But, obviously, you aren't.
333
00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:21,442
I apologize. I better go.
334
00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:23,444
I am attracted to you.
335
00:17:23,445 --> 00:17:26,213
But I do have a minute.
336
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:29,639
Doogie. Something did happen
between us the other night.
337
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,286
When we looked at each other,
338
00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:33,639
there was a moment,
339
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:37,258
and we both wondered
what would it be like.
340
00:17:37,259 --> 00:17:39,639
But it was only a moment,
341
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,296
and that's all it can be.
342
00:17:42,297 --> 00:17:43,297
O.K.
343
00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:44,635
Hypothetical.
344
00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:46,133
We do get together.
345
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:47,601
We're both adults.
346
00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:50,635
All adults are basically
the same age, right?
347
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,635
Would that be so terrible?
348
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,575
No. You're very good-looking.
349
00:17:54,576 --> 00:17:57,637
You're sensitive,
kind, fun to be with.
350
00:17:57,638 --> 00:18:00,214
You're the perfect man for me.
351
00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:01,638
But you're a boy.
352
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:05,386
I think you're saying this
'cause you're scared.
353
00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,354
Maybe.
354
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:11,292
But I know we have
a wonderful friendship,
355
00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:14,295
and I don't want to risk that
356
00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:16,997
because of
a momentary attraction.
357
00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:18,299
Look.
358
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,302
This kind of attraction
will happen to you
359
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:23,270
many times in your life...
360
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,641
At a party, in an elevator,
361
00:18:25,642 --> 00:18:27,274
with women you know,
362
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:29,176
women nobody should know.
363
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,145
You can enjoy those connections
364
00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:32,635
for what they are...
365
00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:36,184
Brief, meaningless,
fun flirtations.
366
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:39,954
Let me just get this straight.
367
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:42,638
You are attracted to me.
368
00:18:43,641 --> 00:18:46,126
Get out of here.
369
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,635
Just an honest question.
370
00:18:47,636 --> 00:18:49,636
You are attracted to me.
371
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,105
I just can't believe
I was so off.
372
00:18:58,106 --> 00:19:00,640
I've got the skid
marks to prove it.
373
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,444
I just don't get it.
374
00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:04,644
The signs were all there.
375
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,645
No, they weren't.
376
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,949
You wanted it
to be true so badly,
377
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,384
you twisted reality.
378
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:14,455
I twisted reality?
379
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:17,642
You seem to drop out of
this faux pas altogether.
380
00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:19,326
O.K. You're right.
381
00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:21,642
I wanted it to be true.
382
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,330
I twisted reality.
383
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,333
I wanted it to be true so badly,
384
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,302
it's like I wore blinders.
385
00:19:28,303 --> 00:19:31,272
Anything that didn't
fit into my scenario,
386
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,475
I just ignored.
387
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:44,285
According to your echocardiogram
and blood culture
388
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:47,121
and the splinter hemorrhages
under your fingernails,
389
00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:49,089
I can confirm a diagnosis
390
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,491
of subacute bacterial
endocarditis...
391
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:53,460
An inflammation of the
lining of your heart.
392
00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:55,638
How serious is it?
393
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:57,638
We'd like to admit you
394
00:19:57,639 --> 00:20:00,267
and start you
on I.V. Antibiotics.
395
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:02,202
It's a very mild case,
396
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:05,641
and we caught it early,
thanks to Ms. Spencer.
397
00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:08,635
So don't worry. Try and relax.
398
00:20:08,636 --> 00:20:12,644
Think of it as a free
acting class with meals.
399
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:18,635
Ms. Spencer?
400
00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:20,388
Ms. Spencer?
401
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:26,360
I'm sorry I overlooked your
concerns at the evaluation.
402
00:20:26,361 --> 00:20:29,263
I thought I already
knew the diagnosis
403
00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:32,333
since Sheila had a
physical three months ago
404
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:33,641
and was healthy.
405
00:20:33,642 --> 00:20:35,640
So I just tuned out
406
00:20:35,641 --> 00:20:38,641
what I considered to be
inaccurate information.
407
00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:40,274
Look, in some way,
408
00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:42,639
I was hoping you'd slip up.
409
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,641
So anything that didn't
fit into my scenario,
410
00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:47,415
I ignored.
411
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,452
You don't like me, do you?
412
00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:53,520
You're a very talented student.
413
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:55,289
You're perceptive.
414
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,642
You not only have the ability
415
00:20:57,643 --> 00:21:00,361
to retain and
synthesize information,
416
00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:03,330
but the confidence to
act on your conclusions.
417
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:06,200
And despite your obvious
personality flaws,
418
00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:08,402
arrogance, contempt
for authority,
419
00:21:08,403 --> 00:21:10,104
and a monster ego,
420
00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:12,635
someday you'll
make a great doctor.
421
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:15,638
But, no, I don't
especially like you.
422
00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:19,381
Well, at least you've
been paying attention.
423
00:21:19,431 --> 00:21:23,981
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