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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Yes! I don't believe it.
You got them.
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Of course I got them.
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My cousin Frankie can get anything.
Don't ask how.
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Harry connick Jr.
Front row center.
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These are going to
blow Cecelia away.
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You and Cecelia have been pretty
hot and heavy these days.
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What's it been,
a couple of months?
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67 days.
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Wow.
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You know, it is amazing, doog.
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On one little operation
on her schnozz,
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she goes from anteater to babe.
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Her old nose wasn't
that bad, vin.
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Her nostrils were like caves.
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You could go spelunking in them.
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Look, do me a favor.
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Whenever she's around,
you stare at her nose.
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Try and control yourself.
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I do not stare at her nose.
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Yes, you do. Just watch it.
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I don't stare.
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Harry connick Jr. oh, my god.
Thank you so much.
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Right in the front row.
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Doogie, this is terrific.
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I thought they
were sold out tonight.
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Harry and I are close. I
called and said, "Harry, babe",
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how about some seats
up front for the doogster?"
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Paid a bundle, huh?
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Yeah.
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Relax, Vinnie.
It's just a nose job.
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What? I'm sorry. I was staring,
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but your new proboscis
is a work of art.
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Thanks.
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Just one question, though.
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Do you have trouble
getting enough air now?
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Before, you had
some real blowholes.
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Well, it was hard for a while.
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Then I just learned
to take extra breaths.
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Oh.
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Get out of here.
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Look, I got to get back to work.
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Let's have dinner
at micelli's around 7:00.
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How about I pick you up
at your place?
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Why don't I meet you there?
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It'll be easier.
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Sure. O.K.
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"Why don't I meet you there"?
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It doesn't mean a thing.
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Have you ever been
to her apartment?
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I know where she lives.
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This is not a good thing.
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She's hiding something.
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She's married,
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fooling around,
and you're the foolee.
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I envy you.
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You're crazy, vin.
She's a private person.
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I'm not the
least bit suspicious.
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Is Cecelia home?
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Yeah.
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Mom!
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What's up, doc?
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Oh, you wascally wabbit.
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O.K., Matthew. Time for bed.
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Wait! Make a dinosaur!
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Rrrrr! Oh, look!
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It's the dreaded
many-limbed goofasaurus
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that only likes to
gobble up little boys.
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Rrrrr!
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All right, sir. Now it is
really time to go to bed.
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Say good night.
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Good night, doobie.
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No, I said it's
doogie, with a g.
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Guh. Guh.
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O.K., let's go.
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Good night, Matthew.
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You've got to get a
good night's sleep tonight.
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You've got a big day tomorrow.
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O.K.
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Good night, bed.
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Good night, pillow.
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Good night, rug.
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Good night, bear.
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Good night, light.
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Good night, mom.
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Good night, sweetie.
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He's a great kid.
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Why did you come here?
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I'm sorry I showed up
unannounced,
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but we've gone out
for two months,
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and you've never let me come here.
I was getting paranoid.
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I thought you might be
living with another guy.
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I guess I was right.
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Look, why didn't you
tell me you had a son?
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You obviously don't watch
donahue or Oprah.
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"Single moms...
A dating nightmare."
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The minute a guy finds out
you've got a kid,
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they're history.
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You get a peck on the cheek,
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and you never hear
from them again.
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What about his father?
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We're divorced.
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We separated
before Matthew was 1.
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I came out here to start over.
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I'm sorry. It must be tough.
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That must be the sitter.
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Then let's go.
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We have a date.
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What was that for?
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I just thought I'd disprove
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that peck on the cheek theory.
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I've got you
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Under my skin
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I've...
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Oh, so deep
in the heart of me
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Do be do do do
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So deep in my heart
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You were always a part of me
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Ba do be do bop ba do ba
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I've got you...
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Under...
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Whoa, sorry.
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Wait a minute.
Why am I embarrassed?
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You're going at it
at 6:00 in the morning.
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I admire your stamina.
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Hi, doogie.
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I just asked her to marry me.
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Yes! I knew it!
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Congratulations!
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This is incredible.
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Thanks, doogie.
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Look, guys, I got to
get back to work.
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Bye, Ronnie.
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Bye, doogie.
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Bye, Denise.
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Hey, I got to ask you something.
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How about being my best man?
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What about Ron Lucas?
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I thought you guys
were best friends.
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He's stuck in Europe
on business.
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Denise's dad's in the Navy,
and he's shipping out,
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so we're doing this
in two weeks.
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I know it's short notice,
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but I'd be honored
if you said yes.
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Uh, yeah. Yes.
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Absolutely.
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I accept.
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Great.
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This is incredible. Do you
know what this means?
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The best man gets the tux,
holds the ring...
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Throws the bachelor party.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, this is incredible.
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That's right.
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A bachelor party.
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The one night where
grown men get to...
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No, are expected to act
like disgusting pigs.
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Drinking and smoking
till they puke,
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all the while ogling
scantily-clad women
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who prance merrily before them.
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What a lovely tradition.
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O.K., o.K. We need a room.
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No, wait. We'll have it here.
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Oh, good idea, howser.
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Maybe your mom
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can serve finger
sandwiches and punch.
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O.K., bad idea.
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I don't know what
I'm doing here, vin.
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Leave it to me.
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The delpino men are famous
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for their bachelor parties.
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Famous with who, the LAPD?
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In my family, the function
is not considered a success
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unless the bride
calls off the wedding.
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Don't touch. Take one of those.
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Merry Christmas.
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Whoa. Whoa. Look at that haul.
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What did you win?
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This. His name's Vinnie.
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It cost me 20 bucks
to win that damn fish.
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Hey, Matthew, how about
a chocolate chip cookie?
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O.K., mom, just one.
He's had too much sugar.
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Hey, think it's way past
somebody's naptime.
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He's right. Let's go home.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Bye.
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Bye, Vinnie. See you later.
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Give me five.
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High five. Low five.
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No five. Bye, doobie.
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Doogie. Doogie with a g.
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Guh. Guh.
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Well, I should be going, too.
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Are you still joining me
and Janine for the movies?
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I think we'll pass. We've been leaving
Matthew with a sitter too much.
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What a responsible daddy.
Huh? Huh?
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Get out of here.
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Cecelia's really terrific.
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It's tough being
a single mother.
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She's so great, mom.
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So, uh...
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Where do you see this
relationship going?
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I haven't thought about it. Why?
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Well, you seem to take on
a very parental role here.
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Are you ready for that
kind of commitment?
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Wait a minute. Cecelia
and I are dating.
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I'm helping her with Matthew.
What's the big deal?
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Honey, there are a unique
set of problems
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in dating a woman with a child.
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I'm well aware of what I'm
getting into.
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Thank you very much.
I can handle it. O.K.?
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O.K.
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That cowgirl's made
for a bachelor party.
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Oh, she is good.
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Excellent use of props.
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I think we could use her.
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Yee-haw!
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Maybe we should see more.
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Couldn't hurt.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, miss ponderosa.
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We'll let you know.
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Next.
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Can't touch this
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can't touch this
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you can't touch this
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you can't touch this
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my my my my
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you can't touch this
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music hits me so hard
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makes me say, oh, my, my
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then you walk next to me
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well, it might as well admit
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feels good
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when you know you're down
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super dope homeboy
from the uptown
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you know excites you
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and this is pure love
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you can't touch this
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I told you, homeboy
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you can't touch this
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You can't touch this
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look in my eyes
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man, you can't touch this
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Hmm...
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I'll get busted
for the lyrics
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you can't touch this
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It's a way to go. Next.
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Out of your seat
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identify, girl,
and catch this beat
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the ball is rollin', hold on
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let her know what's goin' on
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like that, like that
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Bingo. Bingo.
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Aah!
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I want to go early to set up.
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What's to set up? You're
having a naked nurse.
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You think 10 large pizzas
are enough?
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At first I thought
I should have pasta, too.
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Then I realized
I'd need forks and parmesan.
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Is there something
they don't tell women?
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Are you getting graded on this?
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No. It's just I've
always been a kid
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surrounded by adults.
It's my first chance
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to be one of the guys.
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You're sweet.
268
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,159
I'm sure it'll be great.
269
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,456
Just keep your hands
off the nurse.
270
00:12:22,457 --> 00:12:25,454
I have a dad and a mom.
271
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:28,801
No, you don't. I
got a mom and dad.
272
00:12:28,802 --> 00:12:30,770
You just have a mom.
273
00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:34,807
I got a mom and doogie.
It's the same thing.
274
00:12:34,808 --> 00:12:36,458
Right, doogie?
275
00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:38,458
Who's ready to eat?
276
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,458
I got spaghetti-o's.
277
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,148
I got fruit.
278
00:12:42,149 --> 00:12:43,457
I have juice boxes.
279
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,319
Yeah. I want a grape flavor.
280
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,120
Can I have a peanut butter
and jelly...
281
00:12:48,121 --> 00:12:53,327
Turn my blue heart to red
282
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,995
Get over here.
283
00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:57,797
Doctor, doctor,
give me the news
284
00:12:57,798 --> 00:13:01,454
I got a bad case
of lovin' you
285
00:13:01,455 --> 00:13:04,270
no pill's gonna kill my pain
286
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:09,375
I got a bad case
of lovin' you
287
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:12,311
Ooh, someone's heart is racing.
288
00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:14,880
Be gentle. It's his
first bachelor party.
289
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,248
That's right.
290
00:13:16,249 --> 00:13:20,753
Please, don't take me
any higher
291
00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:23,460
Now, where's that bachelor boy?
292
00:13:23,461 --> 00:13:24,757
Woo!
293
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:25,461
Hang on!
294
00:13:25,462 --> 00:13:27,193
Let it happen!
295
00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:29,459
Come over here!
296
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,832
Ron, it looks like an emergency.
297
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:36,802
I'm serious. I thought
you guys were doctors.
298
00:13:36,803 --> 00:13:38,171
Kill the music.
299
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,140
Oh, no.
300
00:13:40,141 --> 00:13:43,175
O.K., take it easy,
miss, uh, nurse.
301
00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:44,144
What's wrong?
302
00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:46,178
Oh, this happened once before.
303
00:13:46,179 --> 00:13:47,459
Where's the pain?
304
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,181
Right here. Ow!
305
00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:50,182
Right there.
306
00:13:50,183 --> 00:13:51,458
Just... just relax.
307
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:54,459
Uh, is any one of you
a chiropractor?
308
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,188
Maybe she's got...
309
00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:59,191
I think it might be a spasm.
310
00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:02,194
Do you have a history
of back problems?
311
00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:03,763
Just make sure you ice it.
312
00:14:03,764 --> 00:14:05,454
I hope it's not serious.
313
00:14:05,455 --> 00:14:06,455
It's just pulled.
314
00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:08,968
You probably had a muscle spasm.
315
00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:12,037
You might want to see
a physical therapist.
316
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,205
Oh, thanks.
317
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:14,807
Sorry, guys.
318
00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:16,842
Call me, and we'll reschedule.
319
00:14:16,843 --> 00:14:18,344
O.K. See you later.
320
00:14:18,345 --> 00:14:19,459
Take care.
321
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:22,457
I'm sorry about this, Ron.
322
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,457
Should I try
and get my money back?
323
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:26,458
Nah.
324
00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,087
Great. Now what?
325
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:31,457
Anybody want to watch
the movie again?
326
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,457
You're joking, right?
327
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,454
Not really.
328
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:35,456
Absolutely not.
329
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,399
Nah, I don't think so. Thanks.
330
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,102
She was kind of nice, huh?
331
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:46,105
I think she actually liked me.
332
00:14:46,106 --> 00:14:48,140
Come on.
333
00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:49,275
She liked everybody, Ron.
334
00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:51,343
You know, coming in here,
335
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:54,213
two women gave me
the serious once-over.
336
00:14:54,214 --> 00:14:55,347
Oh, yeah?
337
00:14:55,348 --> 00:14:57,454
What do you think that means?
338
00:14:57,455 --> 00:15:00,753
It means you're getting
serious cold feet.
339
00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:03,458
Didn't it get
a little chilly for you
340
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:06,992
48 hours before your
life changed forever?
341
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:11,453
Actually, you're down
to about 42, Ron.
342
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,940
What if I'm making a mistake?
343
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,455
You and Denise
are made for each other.
344
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,454
How do I know that?
345
00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:28,456
What if the woman
I'm supposed to spend
346
00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:31,884
the rest of my life with
is still out there?
347
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:35,322
Worse yet... what if she's
married to somebody else?
348
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,125
I got to tell you guys.
349
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:41,457
I'm scared to death.
350
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,457
Well, you're
on your own there, Ron.
351
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,457
Nobody here
has ever been scared.
352
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:50,457
Or we've just been too
scared to admit it.
353
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:54,457
I'm about to have my first kid.
354
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:58,277
Talk about being scared.
355
00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:01,046
How do you know you're ready
for fatherhood?
356
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,459
You kidding?
357
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:06,462
I'm 34, and I'm still not ready.
358
00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:11,991
I'm dating a woman
with a 4-year-old son.
359
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:13,457
Wow.
360
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,127
Yeah, I know.
361
00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:17,459
I thought I could handle it,
362
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:20,366
but now I'm... I don't know.
363
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:21,461
What don't you know?
364
00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:23,460
I mean, things are great.
365
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:25,070
They're a terrific family.
366
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,407
I'm not sure I'm ready
to be a father.
367
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:31,456
That's understandable. I
wouldn't have been ready at 18.
368
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,455
Yeah.
369
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:33,457
Me, neither.
370
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:37,458
But part of me feels
like I should grow up
371
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,051
and try making this work.
372
00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:40,419
Sometimes being grown up
373
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,055
means facing
the tough decisions.
374
00:16:43,056 --> 00:16:44,455
He's right, doog.
375
00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:48,027
It's o.K. To take care
of yourself here.
376
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,330
Do what's right for you.
377
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:55,368
And what's right for you, Ron?
378
00:16:58,138 --> 00:17:00,139
Come on.
379
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,107
To Denise.
380
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,108
To Denise.
381
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,276
All right.
382
00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:05,458
Hear, hear.
383
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,112
Marriage is great.
384
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,458
Did you get her name?
385
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:11,217
You tried enough times.
386
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,124
Hi, doogie.
387
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,457
Want to play trucks?
388
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,296
Maybe in a... In a minute.
389
00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:29,836
Vroom! Vroom!
390
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,778
So how about those Lakers?
391
00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:44,459
Look, doogie, I know what
you're going to say.
392
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:47,458
When Matthew said you
were like his dad,
393
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:50,089
I didn't have to look at you
394
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,458
to know what you were thinking.
395
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,926
I'm sorry, Cecelia.
396
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:56,459
I'm just not ready for a family.
397
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,163
Hey, I understand.
398
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:02,002
I wasn't ready for a
family at 18, either.
399
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,458
You know, this really sucks.
400
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:08,459
I know.
401
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:11,143
None of this would have happened
402
00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:14,046
if you'd just been a
jerk and dumped me.
403
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:17,116
I've got an overdeveloped
sense of responsibility.
404
00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:19,351
I'm sorry.
405
00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:23,989
Why couldn't I have met
you when I was 30?
406
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:28,395
Why couldn't I have met
you when I was 18?
407
00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:43,876
Come on. We'll see
each other again.
408
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:46,457
We can still take
Matthew to sea world.
409
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,947
I don't think so, doogie.
410
00:18:48,948 --> 00:18:51,452
We should just end it here.
411
00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:53,218
The longer this goes on,
412
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,462
the harder it will be
when you say goodbye.
413
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:02,452
All this time I've
been protecting myself
414
00:19:02,453 --> 00:19:05,931
from men who leave
because of Matthew.
415
00:19:05,932 --> 00:19:09,202
It's time I started
protecting him.
416
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,776
Look, don't worry. We'll be o.K.
417
00:19:18,211 --> 00:19:20,179
If it's o.K. With you,
418
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,781
I'd like to say
goodbye to Matthew.
419
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:24,250
Yeah.
420
00:19:31,124 --> 00:19:33,860
Vroom!
421
00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:38,130
Rrr...
422
00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,799
Hey, pal.
423
00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:44,404
Here. You can have the red one.
424
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:54,379
Um, Matthew, I have
to say goodbye.
425
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,462
O.K. See you later.
426
00:19:58,459 --> 00:20:02,255
No. I mean, I...
427
00:20:03,089 --> 00:20:06,462
I have to go away, and...
428
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,867
What's the matter?
429
00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:19,339
Nothing.
430
00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:24,777
Hey, Matthew, how about
some hot chocolate?
431
00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:26,078
O.K.
432
00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:29,456
You coming, doobie?
433
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:33,152
No, sweetie, doogie can't come.
434
00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:36,054
Let's go get our stuff.
435
00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:38,056
I'll be right there.
436
00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,993
O.K.
437
00:20:45,365 --> 00:20:46,865
It's o.K.
438
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,868
I'll talk to him.
439
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,890
Come on.
440
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:15,490
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