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He's alive.
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Let me go!
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Let me go!
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Let me go!
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Huh? Huh? What'd I tell you?
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Vinnie, that's a movie mummy.
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I'll be working on a real mummy.
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They don't have agents
or do lunch.
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What do you think?
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Wrap it around your face.
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The mummy will feel at home.
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I've got to meet Dr.
- 30.
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The woman rips dead Egyptians
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from their tombs for a living.
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She's bad company.
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She's one of the country's
foremost archaeologists.
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Did I say "curse"?
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Did anyone say
"doomed for eternity"?
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It's an honor the natural
history museum chose eastman.
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When we cat scan this mummy,
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we'll learn an amazing amount...
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Its age, its sex.
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We can look
at its bones and tissue,
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see what diseases it had.
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We can reconstruct
what it looked like
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in real life.
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Imagine getting to examine a
body that's 3,000 years old.
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Ooh, yeah. My dream come true.
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Personally,
I'd rather examine one
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in the 16-20-year-old range.
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You're remarkably limited.
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Wait. Before you go.
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Jim?
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Jim?
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Aah!
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Good tip, vin.
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Whatever I do,
I won't call it Jim.
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The museum acquired it
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through an antiquities
dealer in San Francisco,
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who had very little
information about it
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except that a wealthy sacramento
family owned it for 80 years.
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From the manner
of painting and wrapping
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we can assume it's
about 3,000 years old.
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The quality of the bandages
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suggests we're not dealing
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with an upper-class person,
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but we could be surprised.
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Are we all set?
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Yes, sir.
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Everyone wearing
their anti-curse amulets?
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O.K. Let's go.
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Good lord.
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I heard the quake was 4.7.
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4.3.
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The weird thing is...
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What'll it be?
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Eggs tut over easy.
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Anyway, I heard the epicenter
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is right here under eastman.
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Seriously?
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Nefertiti ziti.
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Guys, it was a 3.8,
and the epicenter
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was somewhere off
the coast of Malibu.
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Um, sun-ra filet
and a side of pharaoh fries.
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It was a natural phenomenon...
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Two tectonic plates
press together,
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energy needs to be released,
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and you have an earthquake.
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Yeah... right when
the mummy's head
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goes into the cat scan.
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It isa little eerie.
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I didn't say I believe
in the mummy's curse,
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I just said it's a little eerie.
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Nothing for me.
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Again?
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You haven't been feeling
well for weeks now.
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A little nausea...
It comes and goes.
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It's probably just nerves.
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Um, look, let me check you out,
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run a few tests.
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Nausea shouldn't
linger like this.
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O.K.
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The earthquake's not
the only weird part.
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That's 3.75.
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I heard the finger
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the cat scan operator used
to press the button
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broke out in warts.
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I heard it was boils oozing pus.
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Have a nice day.
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I do not believe this.
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And if you connected
the warts with magic marker,
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they spelled "repent."
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Admit it, doogie, when the
mummy went into the machine
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and the earthquake started,
weren't you a little freaked out?
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No.
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I wasn't.
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Are you guys
really seriously saying
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that an ancient
inanimate artifact
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is causing evil
things to happen?
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I mean, what kind of idiot
believes in a mummy's curse?
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The facts cannot be ignored.
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At 9:30 you messed
with the mummy,
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at 9:30 the earth erupted.
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Mere coincidence
or Egyptian jinx?
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You decide.
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Coincidence.
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But before you do, look at this.
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O.K...
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"1923... lord carnarvon discovers
the tomb of tutankhamen."
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A few weeks later...
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Dead!
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Mummy material himself!
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He died of an infected
insect bite.
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And lord carnarvon's
friend Howard Carter
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entered the tomb
with lord carnarvon.
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A few weeks later,
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a cobra eats his pet canary.
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That bird abruptly
changed his tune.
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It's all in here.
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1912... the British museum
has a cursed mummy.
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They ship it to America...
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On the titanic!
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That's a totally
unsubstantiated rumor.
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Look, we've worked on
the mummy all afternoon
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and nothing's happened.
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Nothing. Ow!
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It drew blood!
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I did it, Vinnie,
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through my own impatience.
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It's a warning!
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Ignore it at your peril!
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It rained the other day.
The wood swelled.
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You're playing
with fire, howser.
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It's like with
my great-aunt nicolina.
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She toured the catacombs
in sicily,
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sat on some coffin,
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mistaking it for
an elaborate bench,
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and three weeks later...
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She falls face-down
in the street, dead!
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She was 96.
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She was a robust 96!
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These are stories
from the old country...
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Superstitions.
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You're in the 20th century,
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you're a college student.
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You have to break
away from your past.
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I don't know.
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There are more things in
heaven and earth, Horatio,
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than are dreamt of
in your philosophy.
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You're afraid of this mummy
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because you don't know
anything about it.
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Ignorance is the mother of fear.
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See, watching this
isn't helping.
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Here's what you're going to do...
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Tomorrow you'll come
down to the hospital...
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Pay attention.
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You'll come down
to the hospital,
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look at the mummy,
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talk to Dr. fields,
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and once you see that it's
just a historic object,
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you'll see it the same
way you see a painting.
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Aah!
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Yeah...
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A painting from hell.
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I can't look!
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But I got to look.
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No!
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I got to look, and I can't look.
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It's like driving
by a car accident...
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Part of me wants to look away,
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but the other part
is mesmerized.
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You know... I can't,
but I got to!
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I can't.
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I got to!
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Aah!
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I've been amazed
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at how well-preserved
the bandages are.
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It's really quite extraordinary
under the circumstances.
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Dr. fields, Dr. katz...
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Uh, this is my friend
Vincent delpino.
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He's a college student
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with a great interest
in egyptology.
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Mr. delpino...
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It's good to see you taking an
interest in academic matters.
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So nice to meet
a future colleague.
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An honor.
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A delight.
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You know, for a dead guy,
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he's surprisingly fragrant.
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They used aromatic herbs
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to embalm the body.
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I bet you're just
dying to touch it.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm nuts to do it.
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Go on, feel free.
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The face is the most
interesting part.
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You can really feel the skull
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through the bandages.
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Oh, g-great.
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I was hoping to really
feel the skull.
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Isn't that something?
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Oh, yeah.
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Nice eye sockets.
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They didn't remove the eyeballs.
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Of course, over time
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they've decayed quite a bit.
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The cat scans and the x-rays
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have been very informative.
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We've learned that it's a male,
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probably in his late teens
to early 20s.
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See the wisdom teeth?
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Oh, yes.
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Quite lovely.
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We also have a fairly
good idea of how he died.
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Look at this skull.
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Notice anything?
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There's a hole in it.
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Good. Now what could that mean?
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Well...
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He took a good shot to the head,
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like with a rock...
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No, with an ancient hammer.
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I can picture him
coming out of work
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after a long day at the pyramid,
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about to meet his illicit lover.
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Just as he falls
into her arms... wham!
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Hit from behind by a husband
crazed with jealousy.
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You could have a future in this.
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We've taken 66 cat scans
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of the mummy's skull
at various depths,
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and Nigel has input
them into the computer.
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The computer
stacks them together
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to create a
three-dimensional image.
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Then, using characteristic
depths of tissue
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at various points
around the skull,
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Nigel has created
a reconstruction
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of what our friend probably
looked like in real life.
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Wow... You can do that?
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Science...
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It's the wave of the future.
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Are you still superstitious?
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Hey, you heard what she said...
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I got a future in this.
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I'm a man of science, reason,
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pure cold intellect.
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Aah!
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Astonishing.
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Remarkable.
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The resemblance to Vincent
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is absolutely uncanny.
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I think Vinnie
might agree with you.
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He put a pox on me!
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Vinnie, that's hives.
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He put hives on me!
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You've given yourself hives.
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Stress causes antigens
to bind with I.G.E.,
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which attach to mast cells,
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causing them to degranulate
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and release histamine.
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The result is hives.
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Drop the rational mumbo-jumbo!
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We all know what's
really going on here.
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Right... 3,000 years
of world history
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all leading to
one logical climax...
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Messing with Vinnie
delpino's mind.
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You don't think so?
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Well, tell me something...
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What are the odds of a
coincidence like this happening?
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Long.
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Very, very long.
271
00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:01,124
It's an obvious omen of doom.
272
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,563
Stop. Stranger things
have happened.
273
00:13:03,564 --> 00:13:04,630
True...
274
00:13:04,631 --> 00:13:09,125
Although I can't
think of many offhand.
275
00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:11,004
There's stonehenge.
276
00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,905
So something unusual
happened. So what?
277
00:13:12,906 --> 00:13:15,908
Do you know how
embarrassing it is
278
00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:18,644
when your friend tells
Dr. Joanna fields,
279
00:13:18,645 --> 00:13:21,848
who was profiled
on a novaspecial,
280
00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:24,817
that she will burn
in hell for eternity?
281
00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:26,753
How do you apologize
282
00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:29,116
after your friend
calls your boss
283
00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:30,556
the worm of Satan?
284
00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:33,059
Is there an appropriate
hallmark card?
285
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,894
Excuse me for embarrassing you
286
00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:36,729
when my doom was foretold!
287
00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,765
So a corpse resembles you.
288
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:40,119
Oh, there's a relief...
289
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,122
A corpse that had his brains
bashed in by a hammer!
290
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,116
This nightmare started
291
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,508
when you messed with that mummy.
292
00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:49,575
Stop, howser!
293
00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:52,578
No. This is a unique
scientific opportunity.
294
00:13:52,579 --> 00:13:56,449
Should I give it up because of
your irrational superstition?
295
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,817
Yeah!
296
00:13:57,818 --> 00:13:59,685
I can't believe you'd ask.
297
00:13:59,686 --> 00:14:00,853
Fine.
298
00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:01,854
Fine.
299
00:14:01,855 --> 00:14:03,623
Fine. I get it.
300
00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:07,494
The mummy means more
to you than I do.
301
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:13,566
Maybe next time you go
to the Lakers game
302
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,503
you can sit in the loge
with Mr. shriveled!
303
00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:24,510
Your blood work
checks out normal
304
00:14:24,511 --> 00:14:26,546
and your upper g.I.
Series are normal,
305
00:14:26,547 --> 00:14:30,049
so you don't have an
ulcer or stomach tumor.
306
00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,117
What about the heartburn
and exhaustion?
307
00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:34,454
I don't know. You're healthy.
308
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:38,524
It's some rare fatal
tropical thing, isn't it?
309
00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:40,121
You were in the tropics?
310
00:14:40,122 --> 00:14:41,121
When?
311
00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:42,695
Never.
312
00:14:42,696 --> 00:14:43,664
Um, look...
313
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,532
Let me think about
this some more.
314
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:47,700
I'll nail it.
315
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:48,969
O.K.
316
00:14:51,004 --> 00:14:53,118
Well...
317
00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:54,441
Thanks.
318
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:22,119
Nasal aperture.
319
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,120
Hmm.
320
00:15:24,121 --> 00:15:25,805
Well, that's right.
321
00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:28,121
Um... Spacing
322
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,122
of the eye orbits.
323
00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:32,126
Hmm...
324
00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:34,014
Accurate.
325
00:15:36,118 --> 00:15:37,450
Don't worry, buddy.
326
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:39,485
It's got to be a mistake.
327
00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:42,555
I'm sure you're better-looking
than Vinnie delpino.
328
00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,492
Uh, length of teeth?
329
00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:51,431
Probable tissue depth...
330
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,902
Cheekbones.
331
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:57,704
Yeah, that checks out.
332
00:16:06,713 --> 00:16:09,783
Diameter of the skull...
333
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,637
Scared you, didn't I?
334
00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:35,508
I still got it. Ha ha ha ha ha.
335
00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:37,118
You're...
336
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,123
Here...
337
00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:40,479
Standing up talking.
338
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,081
Sure!
339
00:16:42,082 --> 00:16:44,550
In some corner of your heart,
340
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:47,753
you know you believe I can.
341
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:50,790
That's why I figured
you needed my help.
342
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,119
With what?
343
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,759
This whole superstition thing.
344
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,121
Oh, I know you say
you don't buy it,
345
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,120
but what about your profession?
346
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:01,701
It's the antithesis
of superstition.
347
00:17:01,702 --> 00:17:02,768
Oh, really?
348
00:17:02,769 --> 00:17:07,120
So who were those guys
back in medieval times
349
00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:10,118
who cured people of insanity
350
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,712
by cutting holes in their heads
351
00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:14,513
to let the madness out?
352
00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:16,117
O.K., I admit it...
353
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,618
Medicine used to be
pretty superstitious,
354
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:22,421
but at least there was
a thought process there.
355
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:24,924
Vinnie's got
a thought process, too.
356
00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:29,124
You're both just trying to
make the world less random.
357
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:32,118
But what he's saying
isn't logical.
358
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,699
Is that so terrible?
359
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,123
Look at Wilhelm roentgen.
360
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:40,116
The guy's got
radioactive material
361
00:17:40,117 --> 00:17:41,607
all over his lab.
362
00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:45,578
He holds his wife's hand
in front of the screen...
363
00:17:45,579 --> 00:17:47,780
The first X-ray.
364
00:17:47,781 --> 00:17:50,716
How did he think to do that?
365
00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:52,618
A hunch, I guess.
366
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:53,853
A hunch?
367
00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:57,824
Like, you mean,
nonlogical thinking.
368
00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:23,550
It's all right. I'm a doctor.
369
00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:29,522
Congratulations!
370
00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:30,756
You're pregnant.
371
00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:34,121
I knew you were
too young to be a doctor.
372
00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:36,662
No, Phil, I have a hunch.
373
00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:38,564
You're wife's
pregnant, isn't she?
374
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,933
Yeah, but nobody knows that yet.
375
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,435
Your body knows.
376
00:18:42,436 --> 00:18:46,121
You're experiencing
a sympathetic pregnancy.
377
00:18:46,122 --> 00:18:48,116
Get out of here.
378
00:18:48,117 --> 00:18:49,975
It's called the
couvade syndrome.
379
00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:53,118
60% of all husbands
experience some form of it,
380
00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:54,580
although you've taken it
381
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:56,118
to a fascinating extreme.
382
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,120
Do I get maternity leave?
383
00:18:59,126 --> 00:19:00,453
This is great.
384
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:03,456
It's hard enough
being a male nurse.
385
00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:06,459
Now I got to be a...
Pregnant male nurse.
386
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,120
So, how far along are you?
387
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,463
Four months.
388
00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:12,932
So what am I in for?
389
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,835
With someone like you
it's hard to say.
390
00:19:15,836 --> 00:19:17,837
The possibilities
include varicose veins,
391
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:18,838
stretch marks,
392
00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:20,973
and let's not
forget hemorrhoids.
393
00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:22,808
Ohh...
394
00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:25,120
I apologize deeply
for my comment
395
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:27,646
about your preoccupation
with dead people.
396
00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:29,548
If you'd let me continue
397
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:30,983
touching your mummy,
398
00:19:30,984 --> 00:19:32,919
I'd be deeply appreciative.
399
00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:37,117
Apology accepted.
400
00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:47,600
I figure the hives will go
away by the year 2,000.
401
00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:52,638
I was going to resign from the
project to ease your mind.
402
00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:54,640
No, that's o.K. I'm staying.
403
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,642
I want to be enlightened.
404
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,117
I want to be rational.
405
00:19:58,118 --> 00:20:00,980
I want to be you,
but good-looking.
406
00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,481
So, what rotting thing
407
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:04,124
are we looking at today?
408
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,121
We're going to examine
the mummy's internal organs.
409
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,556
Shall we start with
the stomach, the liver,
410
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,120
or the large intestine?
411
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,121
Ugh.
412
00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:19,721
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