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Scene one. A forest.
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We pan down to reveal
the dashing, handsome figure
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of lieutenant cantrell
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trotting through the woods.
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Suddenly, he's confronted
by a... a mangy,
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disease-ridden
confederate soldier.
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This is Uriah lubbock.
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No, that's wrong.
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Lubbock.
That's a classic civil war name.
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Yeah,
but he's behind enemy lines.
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He's not gonna stand out
in the open
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and wait to get
his head blown off.
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See if this works.
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Scene one. A forest.
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The camera pans down to reveal
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the dashing, handsome figure
of lieutenant cantrell,
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a cavalry officer of the
highest caliber.
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As he approaches,
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the mangy, maimed, disease-ridden
figure of Uriah lubbock
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limps out from behind a tree.
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Cantrell draws up
his horse and says...
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What-ho. Who goes there?
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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What-ho? Who goes there?
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Doog, this ain't hamlet.
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This is modern lingo.
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So what do you prefer?
"Back off, dude"?
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Now, don't get touchy.
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Vinnie, this is my idea.
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Doog, look. Everybody's
got an idea.
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The guy who blows the
leaves off your driveway,
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he's got an idea.
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You need someone
with cinematic training
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to help you execute it.
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Now, that's the whole point
of this collaboration.
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O.K. O.K. So what's the line?
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They stare at each other
for a beat.
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And then...
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Um... oh, I got it!
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Lubbock says...
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Oh, my god. It's my brother.
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- I am not writing that down.
- Come on!
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It's the civil war.
It happened all the time.
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Brother against brother.
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You're turning this
into a sappy melodrama.
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Who will you cast, Joan Collins?
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Just stay with me on this.
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Come on.
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He stares at lubbock
in disbelief.
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Can you blame him?
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Uriah.
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Who could have imagined it?
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Two boys who played side by
side at their mother's knee.
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Now we find ourselves
mortal enemies.
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Their eyes meet for a moment,
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uncertain how to react
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to this strange twist of fate.
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And then...
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War is hell.
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Stay off that foot, Mrs. Murphy.
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Curly, wrap Mrs. Murphy's foot.
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Bay four's got
some hearing loss.
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Marvin Thompson. I've
put him on keflex.
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You're on a roll this morning.
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Bay three. Abdominal pains.
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This way, ray.
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Mrs. moran. Hi. I'm Dr. howser.
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Am I getting older,
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or are the doctors
getting younger?
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You've been experiencing
abdominal pains and headaches.
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Your family physician
diagnosed an ulcer,
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or possibly gastroenteritis,
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and prescribed antacid.
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That was a week ago,
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and I still don't
feel any better.
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I was about to take my
grandchildren to Disneyland today.
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Sometimes an illness
can fool the best of us.
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We'll get you a thorough workup,
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then you'll be barreling
down splash mountain.
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Could it be an allergy?
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As a child...
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We'd go into that
at a later stage.
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We've got machines that can
discover things about you
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you don't know about yourself.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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let's hear it for
the sultan of surgery,
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the doyen of diagnostics,
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Dr. Douglas howser.
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Hello, son.
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Do you know how many
patients I saw today?
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I beat my old record by five.
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I mean, I was kicking
some major medical butt.
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I don't work up that
many patients in a week.
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But that's just you.
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Excuse me?
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I'm just saying you prefer
the old pedestrian method.
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So how-are-the-kids
and-everything approach.
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Is that bad medicine?
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Dad, don't get defensive.
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The patients love it.
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But it's a little old-fashioned.
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Old-fashioned?
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Think of it as
a compliment, David.
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He makes it sound
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like they pay me
in chickens or quilts.
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Mrs. Carson gave you that ham.
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It was Christmas.
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Dad, it's o.K.
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We're both part
of the same team.
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We're like pilots.
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There are top guns,
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and there are crop dusters.
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We both serve
important functions.
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I might be a crop duster,
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but I learned my trade
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before you could tie
your shoelaces.
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And I learned to rely on this,
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not a lot of high-tech machines.
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In my opinion,
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our profession could do
with a few less top guns.
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What did I say?
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Oh, it's hard to know
where to start.
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Hi, Ron.
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She's getting worse, huh?
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Well, looking at
the test results,
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my best guess is cholecystitis.
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Well, look, let's hold off
on any pain med
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till we're sure.
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And schedule
a gallbladder ultrasound.
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Thanks.
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Butcher.
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I just made a few notes.
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A few? You changed practically
every word we wrote.
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This is a collaboration.
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We trade ideas,
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listen to each other's input.
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Well, your input stinks.
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Just say it.
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You don't respect my talent.
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No, that's not it.
You don't have talent.
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I am very creative.
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Doctors are incredibly creative.
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Chekhov was a doctor.
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Keats was a doctor.
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Never heard of 'em.
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Just my point.
You're an ignoramus.
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I'm not taking that from you.
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You're fired.
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That's my screenplay.
I'm firing you.
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Well, if you knew anything
about the industry,
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writers don't fire anybody.
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They're totally powerless.
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Fine. I'll take that back.
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Fine.
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This is so typical of you.
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You think you know
everything about everything.
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I got news for you.
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As a screenwriter,
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you make a great doctor.
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Scene one.
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A forest.
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The camera pans down...
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Pans up...
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Yeah. Pans up.
That's a lot better.
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To find lieutenant cantrell
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trotting...
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Trotting...
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Don't shoot.
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Don't shoot.
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I surrender.
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Lay down your arms.
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I meant your weapon.
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Think I'd be shivering
in the bushes
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if I had a weapon?
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You're a long way from
the front line, soldier.
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What's your regiment?
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Don't know, sir.
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4th light mounted
something or other.
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Basically, they're just
a bunch of guys in gray
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who all play harmonica
really badly.
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I'm taking you to the field
hospital in ridgeville.
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You'll be held prisoner there.
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How did you lose your leg?
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Oh, my god.
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Well, I had it in Richmond.
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Then we marched north.
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I definitely had it then.
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Damn it. I should have joined
the artillery.
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Look what we got here...
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A lousy rebel.
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Hi. How you doing?
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You scum.
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Three cheers for honest Abe.
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Before you hand me before,
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can I slip into something blue?
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What kind of soldier are you?
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A really bad one, sir.
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Sir. Excuse me.
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I assume you're lieutenant
cantrell, the new surgeon.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm Mrs. billings,
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wife of the senior
medical officer.
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We're so short-handed here.
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May I say, you're a vision.
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Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Sorry. I found him in the woods.
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You're wounded. Does it hurt?
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Well...
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Only when I walk.
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Perhaps you could just
carry me to a bed.
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Lieutenant cantrell?
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I'm nurse higginson.
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Welcome to ridgeville, sir.
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Thank you.
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Please. Help me.
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Can't somebody help me?
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Doctor.
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Doctor.
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Doctor!
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What's the matter, soldier?
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I got the runs real bad.
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You've contracted dysentery.
There's been an outbreak.
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I'll get a nurse to give you
some salts. Nurse!
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Nurse!
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Try and get this down yourself.
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I'll check on you
as soon as I can.
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Sir.
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Sir.
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I could use some of that.
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My belly feels like lead.
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Give this man those salts
when you're done.
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Stay right there.
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Doctor, help me.
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Easy, soldier.
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Ever notice how sociable
flies are, sir?
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Sir.
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Sir.
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Sir.
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What's the matter, soldier?
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Sir, I have pains in my belly.
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And my head aches.
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I'll get a nurse
to give you salts.
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Lieutenant cantrell?
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Colonel billings,
senior medical officer.
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Pleased to meet you, sir.
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I'm delighted you're with us.
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Your report says
you're quite a dynamo.
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I've already seen nine patients.
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I should cover the rest
in half an hour
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unless I come across
something I can't handle.
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Who's this man?
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Another dysentery case.
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I'd say half the men
in camp have it.
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What's your name, soldier?
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Dawson, sir.
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Got a family, Dawson?
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Yes, sir.
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Wife and four kids
back in Massachusetts.
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They're bringing in
more wounded.
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I'm well aware of that.
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Massachusetts, you say?
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Which regiment?
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54th, sir.
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We just saw our first action
at fort Wagner.
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That's a long way from here.
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120 miles.
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We marched every inch on foot.
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Wore clean through
a pair of boots.
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Are these yours?
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Yes, sir.
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This man is developing gangrene.
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00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:04,602
Nurse!
273
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,636
Yes?
274
00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:08,672
I need forceps,
a scalpel, and a dressing.
275
00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:10,136
Right away.
276
00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:14,445
Lieutenant,
due to your impatience,
277
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,480
this man almost lost his foot,
278
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:18,145
maybe even his life.
279
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:24,955
But I'm a good doctor.
280
00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,490
No, you're not!
281
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:29,136
Look what you did to me.
282
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,563
I'll file a report.
There'll be a court-martial.
283
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:33,998
He's guilty.
284
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,735
Just leave him alone
with us a few minutes.
285
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,003
Yeah.
286
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:42,706
We'll teach him a lesson
he won't soon forget.
287
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:43,841
Yeah!
288
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:44,842
Colonel, please.
289
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,140
Do something.
290
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:49,143
Sorry, I have crops to dust.
291
00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:53,952
Let's get him.
292
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,136
Colonel!
293
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,137
Colonel!
294
00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:01,026
Help!
295
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:18,138
Hi, Mrs. moran.
296
00:16:18,139 --> 00:16:21,745
Do you know me better
than I know myself?
297
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:23,480
I'm sorry?
298
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,142
My tests.
299
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:29,587
Oh, those. Why not tell
me about yourself first?
300
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,522
I have these stomach cramps...
301
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,792
No, I mean what's
going on in your life.
302
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,462
Have you and your husband done
anything special recently?
303
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,664
Taken a trip or anything?
304
00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:44,001
No. The last vacation
we had was Hawaii
305
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,036
about a year ago.
306
00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:49,140
Then my mother died, and
we had to deal with that.
307
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,143
That must've been
a very stressful time.
308
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,844
She led a long life.
309
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:57,081
The hardest part was going
through her things.
310
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,716
My mother was a pack rat.
311
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,050
Me, too.
312
00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:03,135
I had a weakness for one thing...
313
00:17:03,136 --> 00:17:05,144
This beautiful set of dishes
314
00:17:05,145 --> 00:17:07,958
my parents bought on their
honeymoon in Portugal.
315
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,995
You mean that very colorful
rustic pottery?
316
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,796
That's it.
317
00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:15,135
Mom would only bring it
out at Thanksgiving,
318
00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:18,068
but now we eat on it every day.
319
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:21,772
What's the point of
having beautiful things
320
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,874
if you don't
make the most of them?
321
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,139
Now you're having
abdominal pains?
322
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:30,143
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got off the track.
323
00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:31,882
No, Mrs. moran.
324
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,486
I think you may be
right on target.
325
00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:45,135
Hi, dad.
326
00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:48,632
Well, if it isn't
baron Von howser...
327
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,136
Dropping by to refuel.
328
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,669
How was work?
329
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,136
Oh, you know.
330
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:55,135
I saw a few patients.
331
00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:58,135
Mr. Fordham gave me
a very sturdy mule.
332
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,844
Should see me
through the spring.
333
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:03,144
How many patients did you see?
334
00:18:03,145 --> 00:18:04,948
Get into triple digits?
335
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:07,451
I got hung up on one...
336
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:08,919
A very tricky case.
337
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,922
The symptoms mimicked
a lot of things.
338
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:15,136
I employed an advanced
scientific approach
339
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,061
to make the diagnosis.
340
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,139
What was that?
341
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,866
I sat on her bed and
asked about her family.
342
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,035
She got around to telling me
343
00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:27,504
about these dishes from Portugal
344
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,138
that they'd been using.
345
00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:31,942
Lead poisoning.
346
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:34,978
The glaze hadn't been fired
at a high enough temperature.
347
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:39,137
Does this mean you're
regressing in your old age?
348
00:18:39,138 --> 00:18:42,136
Dad, I'm sorry
about what I said.
349
00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:46,136
You know, about the
crop duster and stuff.
350
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,592
I was being a jerk.
351
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:51,135
Well...
352
00:18:51,136 --> 00:18:54,098
You're just guilty of
a little youthful arrogance.
353
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,500
I guess.
354
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,535
You know, hippocrates
made a point
355
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,704
of writing down his mistakes,
356
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:03,144
never his successes.
357
00:19:03,145 --> 00:19:06,910
If you're in the habit of
acknowledging your errors
358
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:10,013
and benefiting from them...
359
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:12,617
You're in good company.
360
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,137
Son, take it from an old pro...
361
00:19:18,138 --> 00:19:20,825
You're a fine doctor.
362
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,137
Thanks, colonel.
363
00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:37,136
Don't get mad.
364
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,642
I'm very calm.
365
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:41,545
What are you doing?
366
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:44,014
Well...
367
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:47,618
I, uh, decided to take
another look at your changes,
368
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,621
and I'm kind of warming to them.
369
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,624
I thought I didn't
have any talent.
370
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,135
No, no. I definitely
see promise.
371
00:19:56,136 --> 00:19:59,135
I particularly like
what you did with lubbock.
372
00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:02,099
There's a guy
who can work a room.
373
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,136
I wanted him as
multifaceted as possible.
374
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,937
Yeah, well,
375
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,135
I saw him in a whole new light.
376
00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:12,643
In fact, I added
a facet or two myself.
377
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,136
See what you think.
378
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,447
"Interior... field tent.
379
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,783
Lubbock is lying in bed."
380
00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:29,928
Are you feeling better,
corporal lubbock?
381
00:20:33,097 --> 00:20:35,098
Please...
382
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:37,568
Uriah.
383
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,804
Well, then you may
call me constance.
384
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,706
What a beautiful name.
385
00:20:42,707 --> 00:20:46,076
It's from the Latin meaning...
386
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,778
Firmness.
387
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,013
What a coincidence.
388
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:51,916
I'm Latin.
389
00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:57,821
That's genuine cedar, you know.
390
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,090
Keeps away the moths.
391
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:05,629
In my experience, it don't
pay to skimp on limb lumber.
392
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:09,633
You know, I have
a terrible weakness...
393
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:12,603
For short men in uniform.
394
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:16,136
Well, I ain't gettin'
any taller.
395
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:17,136
Whoa! Stop!
396
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,136
She's sandpapering his leg?
397
00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:21,136
It's a very erotic image,
398
00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:23,137
don't you think?
399
00:21:23,138 --> 00:21:26,617
As far as I know,
it's never been done before.
400
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,919
There's a reason for that,
Vinnie.
401
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,754
It's too French?
402
00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:33,491
Would you just get out of here?
403
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:38,091
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