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Guess what?
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We're getting an
apartment together.
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Previously on
doogie howser m.D...
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Where do I sign?
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Liberation. Liberation.
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We have the results
on the potential donors.
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There were no matches.
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You're giving him
a 20,000 to 1 shot?
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She's giving birth to one child
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while she's losing another.
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We need the umbilical
cord and placenta.
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Any particular reason?
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Well, I've got to
check a few facts.
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I think I'm on to something.
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What are the risks?
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The most serious is rejection...
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And of course the toxic dose
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of chemotherapy and radiation.
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Perhaps we should
discontinue treatment
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and let him die with dignity.
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We don't know. Help us.
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I'd go for it.
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You eat in the bathroom.
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You floss in the living room.
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I'm moving out.
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Oh, no. I'm moving out.
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We just moved in next door.
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Can it work?
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It'll work.
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No, no, no, no.
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I cannot agree to that.
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I might just as well move
back with my parents.
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You can't go any lower
on the evolutionary scale
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than eating in the bathroom.
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I'm giving up flossing
in front of the television.
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Talk about your sick habits.
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All those disgusting
strings laying around.
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At least I'm promoting
good dental hygiene.
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Fine, fine.
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O.K. Agreed.
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So where did we leave off?
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"We, the undersigned, Douglas
howser and Vincent delpino,
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"hereby agree to abide
by the following
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apartment bill of rights."
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Blah, blah...
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"32... finish the roll,
replace the roll.
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"33... no eating of spicy
foods after 8 P.M.
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"34... flossing in bathroom only,
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eating anywhere but bathroom."
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O.K. Fine. Fine.
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However...
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When entertaining for
the entire evening...
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If you catch my drift...
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The other sleeps on the couch.
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It could happen.
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Fine.
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Yeah. That should
about cover it.
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See? We're reasonable
people, vin.
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We just had to set down
a few simple guidelines
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to make living together work.
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You're right.
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Our sacred dream's
back on track.
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Absolutely.
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That must be my folks.
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Doog, the girlie mags.
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Oh, jeez...
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Oh, man, the anniversary
issue's still in the bathroom.
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Wait a minute.
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Doogie?
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We have nothing
to be ashamed of.
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This is why we moved out
in the first place...
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To set our own rules,
run our own lives.
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Yeah. Good point.
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Leaving these out is like
a political statement.
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Yeah.
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Miss September
hides from no one.
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Doogie, honey, it's mom and dad.
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It's nice.
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Very nice...
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And sunny.
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Mm-hmm. Sunny.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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This is for you and Vinnie.
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Oh, thanks, mom.
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Um, I'm going to check
on Vinnie in the kitchen.
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Why don't you all
just have a seat and...
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Sure. Sure.
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Oh, my couch.
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No. Not anymore, dear.
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David?
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Hmm?
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What is that?
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I believe it's, uh, pepperoni.
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My god.
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This place is even
worse than I imagined.
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Katherine, we've
talked about this.
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We have to let go.
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He has to take care of himself.
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Who's thirsty?
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Cheese and crackers, Mrs. h?
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Very delicious.
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It doesn't get any
fresher than that.
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Next week we're going to try
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the new aerosol gorgonzola.
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I'll wait till then.
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Suit yourself.
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I propose a toast
to, uh, to Douglas
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and Vincent
and their new apartment.
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Here's wishing you all the best.
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Thanks, dad.
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Um, would you all excuse me?
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Sure.
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Oh, um, first door on
your right, Mrs. h.
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Make yourself comfy.
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So, dad...
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It's hard to believe
we're this grown-up, huh?
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Ha. Yeah. Yeah, it sure is.
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It seems like only yesterday
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you were struggling
with puberty,
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hiding playboys under
the mattress and all that.
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O.K., will, you're all set.
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Dr. howser should be in
any minute.
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Remember, this
shouldn't hurt at all,
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but tomorrow you'll
probably feel a little sick.
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I remember.
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He's upset about his
hair falling out again.
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Mom...
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Hey, it'll grow back. I promise.
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Just like last time.
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Excuse me. Which of you
is will Stevens?
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I am.
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Oh. Hi.
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I need to ask you one question.
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Who is your favorite
basketball player?
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Michael Jordan.
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How did I know?
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Check this out.
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Pretty great, huh?
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Now, what do you notice
about Mr. Jordan here?
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I don't know.
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He's dunking?
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Yeah, but what else?
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He's sweating?
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What else?
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He's got no hair.
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That's right.
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And he's still the coolest
player on the planet.
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And now... So are you.
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Here. Try it on.
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I was clownin' in class
like I usually do
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Girls on the ticket,
ain't nothin' new
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Haven't hit a book
since I don't know when
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Looks like a cram session's
'bout to begin
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Everyone's sweatin'
'cause finals are here
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But I'm gettin' real sleepy
'cause summer's near
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I started my own countdown,
it's in effect
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But just one week
till, yo, I jet
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Gotta get up, gotta get up
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Gotta get down
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Long bomb!
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Get it, get it, get it!
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Foul! Foul! Foul!
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No, no, no. This one's mine.
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Tune in, move on
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Yeah, yeah
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Bust out
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There you go.
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Buy yourself somethin' nice.
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Okay, who'd like to go next?
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Cpr can save a life.
How about you?
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No, no, no, no, no,
you in the back.
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Who, me?
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Yeah, come here for a minute.
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Hey!
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Got summer fever,
can't pay attention
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Girls in bikinis
make me lose direction
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One more tardy
and I'm on suspension
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Was spotted at the beach,
and now I'm in detention
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Can't be doin' time
'cause I'll lose my tan
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Summer school's not
in the master plan
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Got places to go,
my homeys and me
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And wherever we are
will be the place to "g"
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Gotta get up, gotta get up
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Gotta get down
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Time to go out
and have some fun
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Tune in, move on
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Bust out
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Got to break away
from this day-to-day
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Got to get away
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On a summer vacation
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Tune in, move on
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Two incredibly hip
guys on the prowl.
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The sacred dream lives, vin.
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Hey, doog. Glad you're home.
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I need help feeding the masses.
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Mr. Jenkins, this was
a potluck barbecue.
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What did you contribute?
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I'm letting you
live here, delpino.
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His burger fell in the coals.
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What'll you have?
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Burger's fine.
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Coming up.
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So how's it going?
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Are you kidding?
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This place is heaven.
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Our lives are like
a beer commercial.
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Yeah. It's great.
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It's been pretty crazy
at the hospital lately.
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You know that kid I told
you about with leukemia?
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Well, um, he's doing that
new procedure tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, today was his
last day of chemo.
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His blood count's real low.
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Chances are
if this doesn't work...
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Marty! Burger's ready.
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Oh, sorry.
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Here.
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Thanks, man.
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Rare or medium, doog?
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You know, I'm not really
that hungry, vin.
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I'm going to go back
to the hospital.
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Hey, Lorenzo, you want
mustard on this baby?
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Hi.
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How you doin'?
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If you had to choose
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between a Ferrari
and a lamborghini,
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which would you choose?
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Doogie,
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am I gonna die?
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Well, you're here now.
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And you're a fighter.
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And I promise
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that we are going to do
everything we possibly can
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to help you get better.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Smell this.
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Oh. Good morning to you, too.
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Uh, dear, do you see
these little numbers here?
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They're actually a code
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that is based upon
our calendar system
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of days and months.
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You see this number here?
That refers to...
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Somehow I don't think
you've gotten my point.
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Yet somehow, I think
you've gotten mine.
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All I want is a little
fresh milk for coffee.
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Is that asking too much?
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Maybe I'm used to buying
for three, not two.
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Besides, you know
where the store is.
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There's no milk. It's sour.
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Can always buy new milk,
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but not new marriage.
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This is a personal conversation.
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Mrs. howser and I
are more than capable
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of working out our
differences by ourselves.
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Why explain it to you?
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Cry for help.
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Empty nest syndrome.
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I've seen it happen many times.
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Two people live for child,
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give everything to child.
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Child leaves,
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people forget how to
just be with each other.
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End up arguing about sour milk.
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Shouldn't you be
mulching or something?
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Let him talk, David.
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Thank you, Katy.
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Couple down the street...
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Son off to college.
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Big, empty house.
272
00:13:39,327 --> 00:13:41,235
Bigger than yours.
273
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:42,736
A lot bigger.
274
00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:44,204
The point, the point?
275
00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:46,873
Divorced. House up for sale.
276
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:49,042
Couple down the other street.
277
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:51,878
Medium house, but big affairs.
278
00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:54,681
They're discreet,
but I find out.
279
00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,016
Pathetic.
280
00:13:56,017 --> 00:13:59,186
You're really wasted in
landscaping, aren't you?
281
00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:02,321
Wait. It doesn't have
to turn out that way.
282
00:14:02,322 --> 00:14:03,322
Always hope.
283
00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:05,320
Take my wife and me.
284
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:09,321
We move on to
empty nest, stage two.
285
00:14:09,322 --> 00:14:11,326
Stage two?
286
00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:14,168
Every room a bedroom.
287
00:14:14,902 --> 00:14:16,321
Ha ha ha.
288
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,207
Ha ha ha.
289
00:14:26,319 --> 00:14:28,325
Will's ready to go.
290
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,326
Incredible, huh?
291
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,326
Half cup of this stuff
could save his life.
292
00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:34,822
Or it could kill him.
293
00:14:44,065 --> 00:14:47,034
This is my baby brother's blood.
294
00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:49,671
He's going to
help me get better.
295
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:52,328
Cool brother.
296
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:52,032
Good evening, Katherine.
297
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:54,325
Hi. I didn't hear you come in.
298
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:56,328
I have something for you.
299
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,327
David, you shouldn't have.
300
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:01,641
When it comes from the heart,
301
00:16:01,642 --> 00:16:03,077
say it with low-fat.
302
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,248
Hi, guys.
303
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:09,325
Great news...
304
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:13,220
Will Stevens had no trouble
with his transfusion.
305
00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:15,319
No hint of a reaction.
306
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,326
That's fantastic.
307
00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:17,858
That's terrific, son.
308
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:20,321
We still have to wait
a few weeks
309
00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:21,895
to see if it's engrafting,
310
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,263
but I'm so jazzed.
311
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:26,032
I really think
he's going to make it.
312
00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,901
I was sweating it out,
313
00:16:27,902 --> 00:16:29,320
but I couldn't show it
314
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,326
because I'm the one who
suggested going for it.
315
00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:35,642
I can imagine it was a
difficult recommendation, son.
316
00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:37,644
Yeah, you ain't kidding.
317
00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:40,321
We're really happy
for you, honey.
318
00:16:40,322 --> 00:16:41,849
Thanks, mom.
319
00:16:44,118 --> 00:16:46,620
I don't think I've slept at all
320
00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:47,921
the last few days.
321
00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:51,324
You do look like you
could use some rest.
322
00:16:51,325 --> 00:16:52,727
Yeah.
323
00:16:53,861 --> 00:16:56,696
I think I'm going
to crash upstairs.
324
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,733
See you in the morning.
325
00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:10,325
Whoa. What happened to my room?
326
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:18,325
So, what do you think?
327
00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:21,054
I think you've turned my room
328
00:17:21,055 --> 00:17:23,326
into Barbie's playhouse.
329
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:25,225
Doogie,
330
00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:26,693
you moved out.
331
00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:28,996
This isn't your room anymore.
332
00:17:30,327 --> 00:17:32,866
I don't believe this.
333
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:35,670
The body isn't even cold yet.
334
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,084
Doog.
335
00:17:51,085 --> 00:17:52,326
Where have you been?
336
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:54,020
What's going on?
337
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,690
Tonight's the r.E.M.
Concert on mtv.
338
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:57,691
Remember?
339
00:17:57,692 --> 00:18:00,060
We planned this last week.
340
00:18:00,061 --> 00:18:01,261
Hi, doogie.
341
00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:03,318
This is my friend Sandra.
342
00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:05,031
Yeah, she's pre-med.
343
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:07,033
You two can talk shop,
344
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:09,736
maybe bone up
on some body parts.
345
00:18:09,737 --> 00:18:11,037
Vinnie...
346
00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:12,672
Nice to meet you, doogie.
347
00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,207
Nice to meet you, too.
348
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:17,011
Will you ladies
excuse us, please?
349
00:18:18,746 --> 00:18:19,746
Huh?
350
00:18:19,747 --> 00:18:21,181
Huh? Premed?
351
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:24,324
Later you can quiz her
on the essential organs.
352
00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:26,853
Hurry up. Slip into
something comfortable.
353
00:18:26,854 --> 00:18:29,824
Hey, Janine, you girls
want something to eat?
354
00:18:35,326 --> 00:18:36,963
Vinnie, we got to talk.
355
00:18:36,964 --> 00:18:38,323
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Later.
356
00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:39,934
Go change.
357
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:42,869
What?
358
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:45,320
You want to
give up the apartment
359
00:18:45,321 --> 00:18:47,707
'cause you're
having too much fun?
360
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,709
No... it's too hard deciding
361
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,324
when to stop having fun.
362
00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:54,326
No part of me can
comprehend your desire
363
00:18:54,327 --> 00:18:56,016
to crawl back home.
364
00:18:56,017 --> 00:18:58,852
We got everything we
ever wanted right here.
365
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:01,721
Maybe that's the problem...
too many choices.
366
00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:03,326
What does that mean?
367
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:05,321
Don't get me wrong, vin.
368
00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:07,027
All this freedom's great,
369
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:09,863
but it's another kind
of responsibility.
370
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:12,866
You know? I'm
an 18-year-old doctor.
371
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:16,036
I've got enough
responsibility already.
372
00:19:16,037 --> 00:19:18,325
I realized
another thing tonight.
373
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:20,941
I get something from my parents
374
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,243
that I guess I still need,
375
00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:25,211
that I don't get anywhere else.
376
00:19:25,212 --> 00:19:28,324
What, free room and board?
Your socks folded?
377
00:19:28,325 --> 00:19:30,250
They listen.
378
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:31,885
They're there for me.
379
00:19:31,886 --> 00:19:33,954
Doog, I'm here.
380
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,326
I'm listening.
381
00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:37,327
It's not the same, vin.
382
00:19:37,328 --> 00:19:39,192
I can't explain it.
383
00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:41,261
Oh, man.
384
00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:42,829
We had it, doog.
385
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:47,033
The sacred dream right
in the palm of our hand.
386
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:50,036
Now it's gone forever.
387
00:19:50,037 --> 00:19:52,840
Not gone, vin. Just on hold.
388
00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:59,045
You realize we're facing certain
public humiliation here.
389
00:19:59,046 --> 00:20:02,048
I mean, what do we tell people
390
00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:04,318
when they ask why we left?
391
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:07,020
Well, just tell them the truth.
392
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:10,156
Say we weren't ready
to be on our own.
393
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:13,327
Say we needed
the security of home.
394
00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:18,321
Tell them that we were
a couple of wild men
395
00:20:18,322 --> 00:20:20,167
who got evicted.
396
00:20:22,325 --> 00:20:23,771
Perfect.
397
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:46,325
Hi, doogie.
398
00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:47,327
Hi, will.
399
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:50,730
There's someone here
who wants to meet you.
400
00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,327
Hi, will.
401
00:20:52,328 --> 00:20:56,803
I'd like you to meet
your new baby brother.
402
00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:58,706
This is Jake.
403
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,320
Ohh, yes.
404
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:07,920
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