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Happy birthday to you
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Come on, doog, make a wish.
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O.K., let me think.
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Oh, my love
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My darlin'
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I've hungered for
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Your touch
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A long...
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What's going on?
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I couldn't sleep.
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And time
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Goes by
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So slowly
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And time
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Can do so much
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I hope it wasn't a masterpiece.
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Not anymore.
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Can I help?
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Sure.
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Get them wet.
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I need your love
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You're doing great
for your first time.
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Really?
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I was afraid I
wouldn't be any good.
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No, you're wonderful.
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I need your love
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God speed your love
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To
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Me
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Oh, my love
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My darlin'
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I've hungered
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Hungered for your touch
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A long
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Lonely time
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And time
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Goes by
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So slowly
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Congratulations, sweetheart.
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All right, doogie.
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Happy birthday, doogie.
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Happy birthday, son.
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All right, doogie. 18 years.
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Yeah, old man howser.
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Happy birthday, doogie.
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What'd you wish for?
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If you tell a birthday wish,
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it won't come true.
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Still dreaming your
little-boy dreams, hmm?
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Right.
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Well, Dr. Greenberg,
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time for the annual
spilling of the guts.
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You should be happy.
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This is the last year
I'll interview you.
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My study is about
child prodigies,
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and at 18 you no longer
fit in that category.
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You just noticed?
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I haven't felt like
a child prodigy
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in a long time.
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If you no longer
feel like a child,
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do you feel like a man?
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Well, in the technical
sense of the word... No.
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Define what you think a man is.
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Well, a man is trustworthy...
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And he has sex.
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Loyal...
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Lots of sex.
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Dependable...
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All day.
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Where was I?
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He's really good at it.
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O.K., a man is a lot of things,
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but he's not a virgin. Happy?
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I see.
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I don't think you do.
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Because you're not one of us.
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Vinnie, now he understands.
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Did he tell you about his dream?
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It's a hot, moist night.
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I walking down
a long, dark tunnel
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carrying a lady's handbag
filled with figs and shellfish.
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It's a nice bag... Italian
leather, gold clasp.
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We're here to talk about doogie.
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Yeah, we'll get
to him in a minute.
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I'm a person in turmoil here.
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I turn the tunnel corner,
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all of a sudden, I'm attacked
by a slathering wild boar
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who snatches my lovely handbag.
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So, what does it mean?
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The tunnel, the figs,
the shellfish,
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and the lady's handbag
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are traditional symbols for
the female sexual organ.
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The wild boar represents
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elemental and destructive
phallic power.
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Yeah? So, what does that mean?
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It means...
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You have an infantile
obsession with sex.
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You get paid 100 bucks
an hour for that?
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Sheesh.
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I really understand Vinnie.
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Hmm.
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And that scares me.
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Being a virgin
is driving me nuts.
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It's even starting to
affect my work as a doctor.
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Any possibility
you're exaggerating?
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O.K., this morning, a woman
was brought into the E.R.
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She owns a bar and grill
near the hospital.
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It seemed everybody
knew her, except for me.
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Hi, I'm...
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Lover-boy, where have you been?
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Aren't you a friendly one.
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Alice, how's my favorite girl?
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Ron, it's over between us.
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My sweet "blue eyes"
is back in town.
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I didn't know
you two knew each other.
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He could teach you
about the art of love.
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You know what they say...
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Those who can, do.
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Those who never have, teach.
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Can we have a little
decorum here?
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This is a hospital.
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You're right. We're sorry.
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She's all yours.
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Ha ha ha.
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Go ahead, join the crowd.
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Let's all torture the virgin.
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Try to keep this in perspective.
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I'll give you perspective.
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All my life,
I've done everything
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way ahead of the other kids.
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I walked first, I talked first.
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I potty-trained myself.
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Now, when being precocious
could really pay off,
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I'm lagging way behind.
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So what's been stopping you?
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I've been waiting
for the perfect moment.
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I didn't want two bodies
bouncing around somewhere.
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I wanted it to mean something.
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Here's the situation.
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Wanda and I spent
the entire summer together.
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I love her, she loves me.
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Tonight's our last
night together.
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She's going to art school
in Chicago tomorrow.
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Here's my plan...
1... a nice dinner,
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2... we park,
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3... we wallow around in
romance and nostalgia,
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and 4... we get swept away.
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You're planning in advance
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on getting swept away?
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I'm banking on it.
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Mrs. sherman has a traumatic
subdural hematoma.
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I thought she was
busting your chops...
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All that lover-boy stuff...
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The way she flirts
with everybody.
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But she kept asking for you.
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I had a talk with her bartender.
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She called her
ex-husband "blue eyes."
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He died 10 years ago.
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The cerebral edema
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is causing mental confusion.
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She thinks you're him.
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What?
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That's right.
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She thinks you're her
sweet, sweet "blue eyes"...
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The greatest lover
she's ever known.
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Blue eyes, I thought
you deserted me.
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I wouldn't do that.
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They're operating on my
brain in the morning.
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There's a dream come true.
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If you're with me,
I can handle it.
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You should rest, Alice.
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O.K. I'm in room 632.
You'll be there, right?
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Please, baby. It's going
to be a long night.
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Sure. I'll be there.
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Howser, you're off duty.
I'm her doctor.
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You're not even
who she thinks you are.
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Go home, huh?
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Comb.
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Comb.
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Breath spray.
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Breath spray.
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Protection.
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Protection.
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I'm making up for 18
very lean years, vin.
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This is what friendship
is all about.
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We've done all our
major firsts together.
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Tonight... the mother
of all firsts.
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Ah, bikini briefs sure
do ride up, don't they?
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But it's worth it, doog.
It's worth it.
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This is the underwear that says
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"here I am. Love me."
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You've struck out
with Janine so many times,
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what makes you think
tonight's different?
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37 girls from my class
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lost their virginity
this summer.
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That puts virgins
in the minority.
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My lambcake's not a leader.
She's a follower.
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Now it's my honor...
No, my sacred duty...
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To put her in
with the "in" crowd.
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Peer pressure...
It's a beautiful thing.
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Well, good luck, vin.
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Tonight we are men.
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Hi.
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Oh, look at me. I look a wreck.
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You look beautiful.
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You always were
a lousy liar, honey.
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I can only stay
for five minutes.
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You need your rest.
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Honey, listen.
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I know about Claire.
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Really?
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What about her?
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I know you two had an affair.
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Oh, boy.
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Alice, you don't want
to talk about this now.
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You're having surgery
in the morning.
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Why don't you try
and get some sleep?
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There. Now, isn't that better?
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I have to talk about it.
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I know you felt guilty.
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I did. I felt like a pig.
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I know, because you
spent the last 30 years
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trying to make it up to me.
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You've been carrying this around
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for 30 years?
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Sex... It's really
something, isn't it?
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Mmm.
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Nothing can bring you
closer together
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or tear you farther apart.
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Every time you
walked out that door,
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I knew where you were going.
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I thought I was going to die.
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I'm sorry I hurt you.
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No, I'm not looking
for an apology.
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If I die tomorrow,
I want you to know
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that I forgave you
a long time ago,
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and I want you
to forgive yourself.
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Because every time
it really mattered,
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you were there for me...
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Like you're here for me now.
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Doogie?
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Sorry. Just wanted you
to know I was here.
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That's o.K.
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Our reservations are at 8:00.
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We have plenty of time...
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Wanda...
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Don't do this to me, doogie.
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I'm not just doing it to you.
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I'm disappointed, too.
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Why do I come second?
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You don't.
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Then prove it.
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Let's go, doogie.
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That's what I thought.
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Wanda?
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What are you doing here?
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Your father let me in.
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He took Maggie to school.
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Yeah. Everybody's always
pulling for doogie.
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I came to say goodbye.
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So you said it. Goodbye.
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Come on, Wanda.
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I can't be a doctor
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just when it's convenient.
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If I didn't get to make love
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with the girl I love,
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that's the way it is.
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You thought we'd sleep together?
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Yes.
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Didn't you?
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Yes.
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For god's sake, doogie,
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I just want you
to put me first once.
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00:15:28,256 --> 00:15:30,503
That woman was scared.
275
00:15:30,504 --> 00:15:32,259
So am I.
276
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,194
What if I hate Chicago?
277
00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:37,998
What if I'm not smart
enough for that school?
278
00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:40,200
I thought you'd hold me
279
00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:42,168
and make me feel safe,
280
00:15:42,169 --> 00:15:45,171
and I could take
that feeling with me.
281
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:48,174
As usual, you
weren't there for me.
282
00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:51,500
It was a mistake coming here.
283
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,502
Maybe I should just go.
284
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:56,350
Maybe you should.
285
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,503
Maybe it's better
that we didn't do it.
286
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:03,958
Maybe it is.
287
00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:08,228
We're heading in two
different directions.
288
00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:10,502
It's probably wrong to do it
289
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,503
when everything's so uncertain.
290
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,135
I guess.
291
00:16:17,238 --> 00:16:19,503
It just seems sad.
292
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:25,245
I've loved you like no one else
293
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:27,497
for the past two years.
294
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,502
Since my mom died,
295
00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:36,502
you're the most important
person in my life.
296
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,498
And if I didn't know
anything else,
297
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:46,233
I knew the first time
should have been with you.
298
00:16:47,498 --> 00:16:50,203
Oh
299
00:16:50,204 --> 00:16:54,497
My love
300
00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:58,278
My darlin'
301
00:16:58,279 --> 00:17:01,499
I've hungered for
302
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:05,499
Your touch
303
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,504
A long
304
00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:09,322
I'm a little nervous.
305
00:17:09,323 --> 00:17:12,259
I'd never know it.
306
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:19,833
And time
307
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:23,496
Goes by
308
00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:27,173
So slowly
309
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:30,010
And time
310
00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:34,014
Can do so much
311
00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:38,018
Are you
312
00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:44,496
Still mine?
313
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,027
I
314
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:50,331
Need your love
315
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,496
I
316
00:17:56,497 --> 00:18:00,073
Need your love
317
00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:03,498
God speed your love
318
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,080
To
319
00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:11,084
Me
320
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:18,191
Oh, my love
321
00:18:18,192 --> 00:18:22,028
My darlin'
322
00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:23,863
I've hungered
323
00:18:23,864 --> 00:18:28,835
Hungered for your touch
324
00:18:28,836 --> 00:18:31,839
So, how did you feel?
325
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:35,175
Confused.
326
00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:38,502
You felt confused afterwards?
327
00:18:38,503 --> 00:18:40,180
No. During.
328
00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,502
I mean, I really liked it,
329
00:18:42,503 --> 00:18:44,502
but I felt happy,
330
00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:46,502
worried,
331
00:18:46,503 --> 00:18:48,502
proud, scared,
332
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,501
a little nauseous.
333
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:53,501
I really wish I could
remember it more.
334
00:18:53,502 --> 00:18:57,163
Most of the time,
I was inside my head,
335
00:18:57,164 --> 00:19:00,266
you know, struggling with
all these crazy questions.
336
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,504
Is this right?
337
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,504
Should I be doing this?
338
00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,504
Am I doing it right?
339
00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:08,408
Is Wanda o.K.?
340
00:19:08,409 --> 00:19:12,011
So, do you feel like a man now?
341
00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:16,495
No. Having sex made me feel
more like a confused kid
342
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:18,501
than before.
343
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,500
What made me feel like a man
344
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:26,025
was sitting up till 2:00 in the
morning with that patient.
345
00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:29,496
Well, I guess
I have a long way to go
346
00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:32,800
before I can claim to be a man.
347
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:38,501
Dr. Greenberg, do you ever see
348
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:45,044
the girl you first made love to?
349
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:47,497
Well, Wanda and I are different.
350
00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:50,498
I know a lot of people say that,
351
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:52,353
but we really are.
352
00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:59,126
Well, I think that's an appropriate
place for us to finish.
353
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,201
You know, I always
grouse about coming here,
354
00:20:08,202 --> 00:20:10,170
but, now that it's over,
355
00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,338
I'm really going
to miss these sessions.
356
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:16,505
I'll miss you, too, Dr. howser.
357
00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:20,500
Doogie.
358
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:22,115
Yeah?
359
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:26,152
I think you're a lot
closer to being a man
360
00:20:26,153 --> 00:20:28,088
than you realize.
361
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,161
Dum da da da dum
362
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:36,502
'Cause I'm a man
363
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,064
Dum da da da da
364
00:20:38,065 --> 00:20:39,899
I spell m... wow!
365
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,401
Dum da da dum
366
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:43,136
A, yeah
367
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,503
Dum da dum da dum
368
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,905
N
369
00:20:45,906 --> 00:20:47,207
You vermin.
370
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,241
What?
371
00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:50,877
You don't have sex,
so nobody has sex.
372
00:20:50,878 --> 00:20:53,500
Where do you get the ego?
373
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,849
Some day I'll know what
you're talking about.
374
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:58,504
Last night I am this close
375
00:20:58,505 --> 00:21:01,354
from a bull's eye
with my love muffin.
376
00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:02,822
When she gets a call from Wanda:
377
00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:07,060
"Boo-hoo, Dr. doogie
stood me up again."
378
00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:09,395
Janine rushes off
to console her friend,
379
00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:12,332
leaving me shaking
my maracas again.
380
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,501
I'm sorry, Vinnie.
I had an emergency.
381
00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:16,870
And I didn't?
382
00:21:16,871 --> 00:21:19,499
At least I'm not a virgin alone.
383
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,209
You are doomed
to suffer with me.
384
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,211
Right, vin.
385
00:21:25,212 --> 00:21:28,948
You know, in a strange way,
I feel sorry for you.
386
00:21:28,949 --> 00:21:32,504
My primary object of desire is
well within walking distance,
387
00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:36,256
whereas your sweet potato is
winging her way to the windy city.
388
00:21:36,257 --> 00:21:39,325
Unless you've got a technique
I've never heard of,
389
00:21:39,326 --> 00:21:42,161
I'll hit a home run
way before you.
390
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:45,432
I promise not to gloat,
howser. Heh heh.
391
00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:50,032
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