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Oh, my love
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My darlin'
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I hungered for your touch
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Doog, the most stupendous
thing just happened to me.
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It can wait.
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No, it can't.
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Yes, it can.
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No, it can't.
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Yes, it can!
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Ohh!
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No, it can't.
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Ahh. Ahh.
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There is nothing that
could have happened to you
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that would justify spraying my
manhood with scalding water.
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Phyllis maldarelli asked me out.
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Phyllis maldarelli?
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Mm-hmm.
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Why would someone so
voluptuous ask you out?
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Charisma.
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Go ahead, snort.
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Word got around that I'm
going to film school,
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and suddenly I'm desirable.
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High school is a sick world.
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I'm not the first to benefit
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from the film maker's aura.
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Would Mia farrow shack
up with Woody Allen
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if he sold insurance?
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I see your point.
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You're not going to cheat
on Janine?
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I've always been scorned
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by the girls on the "a" list.
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If I don't cheat on Janine,
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I'll be cheating myself.
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Besides, Phyllis maldarelli
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has the fullest lips
in brentwood.
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She could suck the
chrome off a Cadillac.
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Vinnie, think about
what you're doing.
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Remember what happened
when I cheated on Wanda?
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I felt so low, so dirty.
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Yeah, so?
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Some people are born
to go the speed limit,
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pay taxes, and live in monogamy.
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That's you in a nutshell.
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Others are born to
gyp the government,
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drive unfettered
by the speedometer,
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and sample a plethora
of female flesh.
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Voila.
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Well, good luck.
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Actually...
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It's going to take
more than luck,mi amigo.
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All I'm asking is, if Janine
asks what you did tonight,
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you say, "I went to the
dodger game with Vinnie."
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Come on. It's simple.
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Eight little words.
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I went to the...
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No, Vinnie. Forget it.
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No way.
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I went to the dodger
game with Vinnie.
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You're lying.
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Vinnie was out
with Phyllis maldarelli.
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Janine.
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Give it up, doogie.
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The whole school
is talking about it.
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When I walk down the hall,
everybody whispers.
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Then they snicker.
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I know that move.
I've done it myself.
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I didn't want to do it.
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Vinnie made me do it.
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Oh, god.
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I keep thinking about the
two of them together.
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His scrawny little arms
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wrapped around
her voluptuous body.
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A year ago, I couldn't
have cared less,
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but... Now I kind of
love the little jerk.
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Please don't cry.
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I can't blame him.
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I'm no match
for Phyllis maldarelli.
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She's gorgeous.
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You are just as pretty.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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Come on, doogie.
She's got perfect skin.
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Your skin practically glows.
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I have always loved your skin.
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Oh, you are so sweet.
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Just telling the truth.
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I can't believe you don't
have a million girlfriends,
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you're so nice.
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Thanks.
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Vinnie doesn't deserve
you as a best friend.
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Well, he doesn't deserve
you as a girlfriend.
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He doesn't deserve
either one of us.
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Oh.
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What do we got?
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38-year-old male.
Auto versus auto.
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Unstable right knee with large
laceration, medial side.
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Just relax.
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O.K., but you pay attention.
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Let's get him onto here.
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Raymond, can you give me a hand?
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All right. On 3.
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Now, take it easy.
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I'm ready.
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I've got your leg.
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Raymond, is that you?
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1...
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2...
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Ray?
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Raymond?
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What was that all about?
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Nothing.
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You don't walk out on a
patient for nothing.
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It's none of your business.
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If you have a problem,
handle it on your own time.
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Fine. You through?
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What is it with you, ray?
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The man needed your help.
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He'll never get my help.
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What are you talking about?
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He's my father.
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You said he was dead.
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I lied.
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The man walked out
on me 12 years ago.
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I'll be damned
if I care about him.
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Ode to love...
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Look at this lonely guy.
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Doog, we got to get you a woman.
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There's a cute little item.
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Should I invite her over?
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That's o.K.
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When's the last time
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you did a little tongue
tango with anybody?
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I forget.
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Come on, doog.
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He forgets. Leave him alone.
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I don't get it.
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You're smart. You're rich.
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Some would even say attractive.
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You think doog's
attractive, right, Janine?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, he's not my type.
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He's weird-looking.
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He doesn't do anything for me.
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I'm not the least bit
attracted to him.
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Janine, this is my best
friend you're talking about.
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Besides, he's
sitting right there.
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Thanks for your support, Vinnie.
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Brainstorm!
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Janine, take doogie
out on the dance floor.
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Let him show his goods.
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No!
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You got to take your
meat to the market.
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He doesn't want to.
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He's shy. He needs our help.
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Go.
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The love that we share
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makes life so sweet
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together we'll always be...
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I can't even look at him.
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I can't look at you or anybody.
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Put this into perspective.
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I admit our behavior might
have been a little...
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Cheap.
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Nauseating.
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"Rash" is the word
I was looking for.
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Vinnie took advantage of me,
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and he took out Phyllis
maldarelli behind your back.
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At least he cheated
with someone I despise.
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I kissed his best friend...
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Hard and long.
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Oh, god.
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I might not be his best
friend much longer.
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You're not going to tell him?
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What do you think?
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Are you kidding?
We can never tell him.
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Ever, ever, ever.
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Hey, howser,
drop the merchandise.
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To the sound
of wedding bells...
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So, you showed your stuff,
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and with any luck,
you'll find someone
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as sweet as
my little love blossom.
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It's the same old
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the same old ball and chain
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now don't you feel
it's the same old
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the same old...
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Oh, my god.
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Hi, Vinnie.
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Hi, doogie.
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Hello, Janet.
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It's Janine.
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Oh, right.
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So, did Vinnie tell you
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we saw each other last night?
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We ran into each other
at the dodger game.
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Right, doogie?
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I guess so.
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Doogie was so involved
with the game,
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he didn't really notice
what was going on.
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Not that anything was.
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Right.
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I just wanted
to say... Thank you.
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You made baseball very exciting.
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Who knows?
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Maybe this year we'll
even get to the playoffs.
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We live in hope.
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Well, ciao, paisano.
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Ciao.
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Very friendly girl,
that Phyllis.
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Don't know her that well,
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but she's always been
nice to me.
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Give it up, Vinnie.
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Don't you think
I know everything?
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What everything?
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Everything everything.
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Wipe that stupid grin
off your face.
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While you were kissing
Phyllis maldarelli,
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I was kissing somebody else.
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It's the same old
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the same old
ball and chain...
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00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,273
What are you doing here
on the third floor?
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Well, I heard Raymond
Alexander might be down here.
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Is he working today?
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I don't know. He could be.
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I don't know what floor
he's working on.
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He could be at lunch,
he could be sick.
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You ever notice when
somebody's jiving,
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they always give out
too much information?
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Yeah.
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So, you and him friends?
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Yeah, we are.
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How long's the boy
been working here?
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Eight months.
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At his age, I couldn't hold a
job more than a few months.
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Felt it cramped my style.
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Had a wife and was about
to have Raymond...
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He doesn't have a wife?
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Oh, that's good.
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00:11:43,671 --> 00:11:47,607
So, what exactly
does the boy do here?
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He's an orderly.
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He just got his
high school diploma.
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He wants to be an emergency
medical technician.
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Always was smart as a whip.
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He's doing great.
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Raymond.
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Son...
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I stopped being your son
when you walked out.
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You'll have to talk
to me sometime.
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What do you want me to say?
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"Welcome back,"
like nothing happened?
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You go to hell.
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I'm still your father.
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You were never my father.
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Never.
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Where were you when I was
gettin' sucked into the gangs?
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A father would have been
there to kick my ass,
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to tell me I was
better than that.
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You're not my father.
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You're a loser who
ran off with some broad.
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Ray, listen...
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Don't you get it?
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I am not 6 years old anymore,
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and I stopped waiting
for my father to come home
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a long time ago.
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Yo, doog.
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Hey, doog, you in there?
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You're not a bad person.
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It was just one little kiss.
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Traitor.
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Back-stabber. Snake.
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I owe you a bottle of canoe.
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Hey, did somebody
paint that window?
272
00:13:47,228 --> 00:13:50,230
Doog, this Janine
thing's killing me.
273
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:53,271
I keep seeing my baby
doing lip presses
274
00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:54,734
with the mystery scum.
275
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:57,771
All these faces are
flashing through my mind.
276
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,973
Any idea who it could be?
277
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:02,008
Everybody knows
Janine's my girl.
278
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,710
Everybody.
279
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:06,947
So whoever did it has gotta be
the lowest of the low.
280
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:08,648
Bacteria.
281
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:09,750
Mildew.
282
00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:15,722
I guess I deserve it.
283
00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:18,024
I thought fooling
around was cool
284
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,060
until Janine did it to me.
285
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:22,028
I feel like a pig.
286
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,279
A pig who kissed
Phyllis maldarelli,
287
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,032
but a pig nonetheless.
288
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,034
I'm weak! That's my problem.
289
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,637
I wish I could be
like you, doog.
290
00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:31,638
You're this moral iron man.
291
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:34,278
I'm not as good
as you think I am.
292
00:14:34,279 --> 00:14:37,274
Oh, come on,
you're practically a Saint.
293
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:39,613
No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
294
00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:41,081
You're everything I'm not.
295
00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:44,050
You're dependable,
trustworthy, honest, loyal...
296
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,852
It was me.
297
00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:48,189
I kissed Janine.
298
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,958
She was upset about Phyllis.
299
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,961
I was upset about you
asking me to lie.
300
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,998
She started to cry,
I gave her a hug,
301
00:14:57,999 --> 00:14:59,278
and it just happened.
302
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:00,734
You're scum.
303
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,202
Just listen to me...
304
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:05,839
How could you do this to me?
305
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,272
You created this.
306
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,777
What you did to
Janine and me stunk.
307
00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,646
You don't ask friends
to lie for you.
308
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,114
You kissed my girlfriend,
309
00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:16,583
and you're giving me a lecture?
310
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:19,119
Vinnie, this is your fault.
You started this.
311
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,187
You're taking
the delpino route...
312
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,922
Blame everyone but yourself.
313
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,959
You sicken me, howser.
314
00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:27,280
Don't push me.
315
00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:30,279
I'll push you if I want to.
316
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,272
I'm bigger than you.
317
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:33,933
I'm madder than you.
318
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,280
What you going to do, hit me?
319
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,189
It's open.
320
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:59,225
O.K., I've been thinking
about this all night,
321
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,227
and I've made a decision.
322
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,197
We have to tell Vinnie.
323
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,199
What happened to your eye?
324
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,168
I told Vinnie.
325
00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,636
Are you crazy?
326
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:12,138
You said we have to tell him.
327
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,974
Well, yeah, but not
just like that
328
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,272
without consulting me.
329
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:19,646
He called me a Saint,
and it came out.
330
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,274
So he hit you?
331
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,049
Yes, Janine.
332
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,584
He was that upset?
333
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,152
Yes, Janine.
334
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,121
Did he hit you once
335
00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:30,156
or throw himself on you?
336
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,694
He pummeled me. He threw
his bony little body on me
337
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:37,697
and stuck his finger
in my eye. Happy?
338
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,278
Boy, he must really love me.
339
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,170
Janine, he hit me.
340
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,972
I guess you can't blame him.
341
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:47,707
You did take advantage of me.
342
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:50,275
What are you talking about?
I was comforting you.
343
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,213
There's comforting and
then there's comforting.
344
00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:57,271
Are you crazy? You didn't
push away, if I remember.
345
00:16:57,272 --> 00:16:58,718
Well, I was vulnerable.
346
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:01,688
But I didn't expect you
to slip me the tongue.
347
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,656
You opened your mouth.
348
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:04,858
I had to breathe!
349
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,793
I'm not the bad guy here.
350
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:09,272
If anything, I'm an
innocent bystander
351
00:17:09,273 --> 00:17:10,897
caught between you two lunatics.
352
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:13,271
If his nose is broken,
he asked for it.
353
00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:14,968
You broke his nose?
354
00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:17,278
It was a pretty
disorganized fight.
355
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,606
I think I hit his nose.
356
00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:22,108
How could you? You're
so much bigger!
357
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:25,271
You're not only a sexual
aggressor, you're a bully.
358
00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:26,713
Wait, you're rewriting history...
359
00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:30,271
I can't get into this now.
Vinnie needs me.
360
00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:33,921
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
361
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,136
Hey, howser!
362
00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:53,940
How did you know
where to find me?
363
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:56,976
Remember when I stole
your matchbox ambulance?
364
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:59,979
You came to the
woods here to pout.
365
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,115
You always had this thing
366
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,717
about communing with nature.
367
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,720
By they way, where
is the nature?
368
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:11,274
This is it. They paved
the rest over.
369
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,694
Well...
370
00:18:15,196 --> 00:18:16,831
Everything changes.
371
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:19,899
Deep, Vinnie.
372
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,204
Don't cop a 'tude.
I'm making an effort.
373
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:29,276
We've had a lot of
fights over the years.
374
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:31,911
This might be the big one.
375
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:34,277
The one we never get over.
376
00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:35,715
Might be.
377
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:39,278
The worst thing is
I'm mostly right.
378
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,281
I said mostly.
379
00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:46,280
O.K., we both think we're right.
380
00:18:46,281 --> 00:18:50,029
Point is, do we want
to be right or happy?
381
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:52,031
I've already decided for myself.
382
00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:53,279
I want my girlfriend,
383
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,636
and I still want my
best friend, too.
384
00:18:56,637 --> 00:19:00,641
So... I'm sorry
I asked you to lie.
385
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,614
Jump in anytime.
386
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:10,684
I'm sorry I kissed Janine.
387
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:16,222
This isn't the way
we made up at 9.
388
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,658
I'd call you a booger.
389
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,960
You'd call me a snothead.
390
00:19:20,961 --> 00:19:23,997
Then mom would make us
grilled cheese sandwiches.
391
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,832
Yeah.
392
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,969
I can see her now...
In the kitchen...
393
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,772
Sunlight in her hair...
394
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:36,275
Sucking the extra
Mayo off her fingers.
395
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,880
Lust was so much
simpler back then.
396
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,015
Ahh...
397
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,050
Growing up is so complicated.
398
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,218
Yep.
399
00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:46,921
Any way out of it?
400
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:53,280
I think we have to be more
careful with each other.
401
00:19:53,281 --> 00:19:55,696
So true, doog.
402
00:19:58,132 --> 00:20:00,166
You and Janine o.K.?
403
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,273
Luckily, you're a lousy kisser.
404
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:03,275
What do you mean?
405
00:20:03,276 --> 00:20:05,838
Janine says you have
very dry lips.
406
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:10,076
You know, I put vaseline on mine
every night before I go to bed.
407
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,580
If you ever get another date,
you might want to do that.
408
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,277
It's important to follow through
with the physical therapy.
409
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:23,189
It's as important
as surgery itself.
410
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,657
Whatever you say, doc.
411
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,627
You're the boss.
412
00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,164
Do me a favor, will you?
413
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:34,276
Will you tell him
I said goodbye?
414
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,237
I will.
415
00:20:55,656 --> 00:21:00,193
You have every right to never
forgive him for what he did,
416
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:03,730
but I know how much
you wanted a father.
417
00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:05,279
There's still time.
418
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:11,871
A wise man said, "you can be
right or you can be happy."
419
00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:13,280
It's your choice, ray,
420
00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:16,009
but before you decide,
ask yourself,
421
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:21,115
if you let him leave now,
who pays the biggest price?
422
00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:33,794
I just can't, man.
423
00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:38,394
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