All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s02e18 My Two Dads.eng

Tent, life jackets,
sleeping bag.

Mm-hmm.

I love this--
getting back to basics.

It brings out
the pioneer spirit in me.

Do I look like I'm
ready to climb a rock?

This will be one of our
greatest adventures.

Father and son
battling the elements,

like something
out of Jack London.

Yo, doog!

The guys
are clearing out the garage.

About time.

What's this,
the village people are back in style?

No. Dad and I are
going fishing tomorrow.

You're expecting
head injuries?

Vincent, we've
added a little

vertical adventure
this year.

Douglas and I are going
to scale devil's peak.

Dad used to rock-climb
in college.

Geez,
hardly a day goes by

when I don't see some
amazing new facet

of your personality,
Dr. h.

You're like
this wonder man.

I've always
held the belief

that life is
a daring escapade...

Or nothing at all.

I'll just get
the flare gun.

I feel sorry for you.

An entire weekend
of dangling from ropes

and gutting fish
with your old man.

Last year's trip
was great.

As stupid
as it sounds,

it's cool
being with my dad.

I've always wanted
to climb devil's peak.

Howser, you know,

this
"me and my dad" thing is getting creepy.

Soon you'll be wearing
matching penny loafers.

This is
the last of it.

We leave at
daybreak tomorrow.

There's something
hanging here.

No!
No, Vincent!

Cool boat, Dr. h.

The problem is, Phil,

I'm in the shower head
business,

and you send me
5,000 bathtub stoppers.

I don't want people
to take baths.

That's the point,
isn't it?

Hiya, dad.

I don't have money.

I don't want any money.

I was just thinking
maybe you and me

could do something
together this weekend.

A father-son thing?

Phil, I got to go.

Are you in some kind
of trouble?

No.

Hey, how
about a game?

Lakers
are home Sunday.

You got tickets?

No, but--

he wants to throw $300
at some scalper.

My son, Mr. moneybags.

Kids.

You want to do
something together?

How about helping me
with this inventory?

I meant something fun.

It's fun when
you get into the rhythm.

Doogie and his dad
go on this adventure vacation--

fishing in the wild.

They're doctors.
They make their own hours.

I can't quit work
and go play in the woods

anytime you feel like it.

I thought we could
do stuff together.

We won't see much
of each other

with me in college
next year.

Somebody's got
to support you.

Now, there's two things
we do together.

You have fun,

and I bust my butt
to pay for it.

Phil...

Forget it.

Now, where were we?

Yeah, yeah.

How high
is devil's peak?

It's just
a steepish hill.

Did you bring
your kaopectate?

Oh, Katherine.

I'll take
good care of him.

New boat?

Yes.

The inflatable sustained
a few punctures

on its maiden voyage.

So, Mrs. h,

what do you think
of these guys?

They adventurers
or what?

I'll just be sitting around
watching my toenails grow.

Goodbye, dear.

Goodbye, honey.

Be careful.

I wouldn't be half bad
in the wilderness.

Remember when we were
in boy scouts, doog?

I could start a fire
without a match.

I probably should have
waited till we were outside,

but I did it.

We'll see you, vin.

Ciao, buddy.

I'm actually
a nature lover at heart.

I love all those
wilderness shows.

Grizzly Adams, little
house on the prairie,

mad Max
beyond thunderdome.

Want to drive
the first half?

I'll drive
the whole way if we go now.

Are you alone
this weekend, Vinnie?

Don't worry about me.

I'm used to being
left out of things.

Oh, please.

Ohh!

"Ohh"?

Vincent, would you like to
come with us this weekend?

I couldn't.

Let's go.

I'd hate to bust up
a father-son bonding thing.

Dr. howser wouldn't
have asked you

if he didn't want you.
Right, dear?

I, uh...

I suppose not.

You guys!

I'm misting up.

I'll get my things
together.

Vinnie.

Vinnie.

What?

You're scaring the fish.

You're scaring
the birds.

You're scaring
the campers in the next county.

Oh...

Sorry.

Anybody hungry?

We just ate 20 minutes ago.

Ahh.

Seems longer somehow.

So what do we do
while we wait,

play cards
or something?

We just wait.

And fill our lungs

with clean,
unpolluted air.

Ahh!

Isn't that sweet?

Oh, man,
i inhaled a bug!

Ggghhggh!

Sit down. You're
rocking the boat.

It's going
to eat its way into my brain.

Sit down!

You're doctors.
Do something.

Vin, you got
a bite.

Where?

On your line.

O.K. All right.

Dr. howser,
what do I do?

Take it easy.

Geez, he's strong.

Be calm, be calm.

Remember
what I told you.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Right, right.

Set the thing.

How am I doing,
Dr. h?

I think you got
a flair for this.

Wow!

Bring it over.

Get him out of here.

Wow. I'm going
to have him stuffed

and put him on my wall.

That'd have
to be a big wall.

I'm the fisherman
around here.

Hey, that's my hat.

Careful. Hey, hey.

Calm down, boys.

I didn't realize
you had an heirloom with a sweatband.

Please get the cooler.

Let me do that.

He's making
a run for it!

Watch out!

You guys.

Anything for
a laugh, huh?

I think I'll take
a little stroll.

That's it.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Come to daddy!

Vinnie.

Aah!

What? What?

You were snoring.

That's news?

All delpinos snore.

Yes, but they do it
in their own home.

What was that?

I heard that.

You know something,
howser?

I'm getting
the impression

you don't
want me here.

In case you've forgotten,
your father invited me.

I'm a guest.

You didn't give him
much choice, did you?

You're jealous
'cause I caught a fish.

This should've
been my weekend with my dad.

Should I lock myself
in the trunk?

Go fishing with
your own father.

Why don't you shut up?

Vincent.

Leave me alone.

Douglas.

Thanks for
coming after me.

It's dark out there.

I could sense I was
surrounded by animals,

but I couldn't see any.

Sorry I kicked you
down there, doog.

I thought
you were a bear.

Sorry I blew up.

You're right.
I should do this with my own dad.

He acts like he'd rather
have dental work

than be with me.

I'm sure
that's not true.

The type of son
my dad wanted--

some strapping guy with
a football in one hand

and a lug wrench in the other.

Instead he gets some shrimp
who wants to make movies.

Remember his theory about
the mix-up in the hospital?

Maybe he needs to get
to know you better.

I don't want us to be
some hallmark commercial,

hugging and slapping each other
on the back all the time.

I just wish that once

he'd show
some interest in me.

Am I really
that much of a letdown?

Oh, come on.

You know, Vincent,
my father was a very aloof man.

You had to pry
every sentence out of him.

I swore
when I grew up

that I wouldn't
follow his example.

But I have to admit
when I was your age,

I did exactly
what you're doing.

I adopted
a friend's family.

That wouldn't be
the ballantines, would it?

Beget us a buzz?

It would.

And in a way,
i wish they hadn't made it

so comfortable
for me.

It stopped me from
going to my house

and, uh,

working out things
with my father.

Is he telling me to go home?

I don't think so.

What I'm saying is,

if you feel
you're not getting what you need

from your father,

maybe you should try
asking him for it.

You're absolutely right,
Dr. h.

When I get back,

I'll have one of those
serious talk things

with my old man.

I love you guys.

Come on. You guys
know the words.

It's no good.
My legs are like jell-o.

My head's spinning.

I'm paralyzed with fear.

Just relax and get
settled in, Vincent.

We've got all day.

Devil's peak
isn't going anywhere.

Doog, tell him
it ain't natural

for human beings
to hang over cliffs.

Actually, Vinnie,

climbing is one of
the most atavistic human reflexes.

Remember, we're
descended from apes.

I'm descended
from Italians.

We're
a sea-loving people.

Oh, you'll be fine.

That's coming
from the man

who's spending
his afternoon on the ground.

I got an ear infection.

Must've been
from falling in the lake.

Ready for
the next step, Vinnie?

Good luck.

Forget luck. Pray.

O.K. Come ahead, Vinnie.

Dr. h,

did we bring oxygen?

The air's a little
thin up here.

We're not high enough
for that.

Ohh.

Well, well.

Here's a challenge.

Oh, god, no! Please.

We're all right.

We'll conquer this
with the dynamo move.

That's "mo" for short.

I don't want to know
what that is.

It's a little leap.

You grasp for your hold,
and you've done it.

I'm starting to like
the scenery around here.

If you went on without me,
i wouldn't be offended.

Now, I want you
to lay on here.

All right.

Get a good grip
on that rope

while I jump, Vincent.

Too much slack now
could spell disaster.

Wait a minute.

You're putting
your life into my hands?

Yes.

What are you, nuts?

I trust you, Vincent.

Now, hold tight

and watch me.

Very good, Dr. h.

Pull out
that camming device.

All right.

Throw that rope
over here.

All right.

Now...

Get ready to jump.

Couldn't you
just pull me over?

You can do this.

Block everything
else out.

Visualize yourself
vaulting through the air

and fastening
to the limestone like a limpet.

I'm visualizing
my brains

splattered
over a rock.

What the hell
is a limpet?

Think positively.

Come on. Unleash
the tiger in your heart.

I ain't "the tiger
in the heart" type of guy.

Although there
is something moving

in my intestines
right now.

I've known you since
you were a little boy,

and you've got
the guts to do this.

Well, you're wrong.

I'm not.

You are.

I'm not.

You are.

Vinnie, jump!

Yike!

What happened?

Am I dead?

Well done.
That was magnificent.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Man, I wish I had
some spray paint.

I'd write my name here
forever.

O.K., what's
the next challenge?

So I started wondering.

What if I never
get facial hair?

Italians are supposed
to be swarthy.

Uh-huh.

What happened?

We ran out of rock.

This is it, Vinnie.

The summit.

You mean,
like the top?

I made it!

Hey, everybody!

Look at me!

I feel like a giant.

I feel at least 5'11".

Say cheese, Vinnie.

How'd you
get up here?

I walked.

There's a path
up the other side.

I could've
strolled up here?

Congratulations,
Vinnie.

I don't believe it.

I'm risking my life,

and you're
not even sweating.

Can't believe he fell
for that ear thing.

How are you
feeling, buddy?

Jealous.

It was very
generous of you

to give this up.

Vinnie really
needed it.

I understand
that, dad.

And someday,

after years of costly
and painful analysis,

I'll probably
forgive you both.

Guys, I see a snake!

Are there pythons
in California?

They could
swallow a pig,

and I ain't
much bigger.

And the job continues.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, you busy?

I'm always busy.

I mean, are you
reallybusy?

What's wrong?

I thought maybe
we'd talk.

Oh.

How was your weekend?

It was good.

What did you do?

Oh, you know, stuff.

Oh, here.

What's this?

That's me.

On top of
devil's peak.

I climbed it.

It's a 150-foot
sheer drop to the ground.

You could see
four counties from the top.

This is your idea of fun,
climbing a rock?

It wasn't easy
or nothing.

You could've fallen
and busted your head, Vincent,

wiped out my insurance.

But I didn't fall, dad.
That's the point.

Well, that's
an extra copy.

See ya.

Hey, Vinnie.

How do you like this?

My son, the rock climber.

That's Vinnie?

It's called devil's peak.

It's a 150-foot
sheer drop to the ground.

You can see
four counties from the top.

What am I going
to do with that kid?

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