All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s02e13 A Woman Too Far.eng

Aren't you glad to see me?

Oh, Dennis, I think people know.

They know, I tell you!

Young doctors.
I love this show.

Tina is having
Dr. Hunt's baby,

but some people think
it's reverend Smith's,

although it could be Blake's...

Or it could be that
carnival barker.

He was so cute.

Be quiet.

His girlfriend plays Heather.

I'm trying to watch.

That can't be her real hair.

I had a Datsun that color once.

Tomorrow, you could
be mine forever.

Oh, Dennis...

Quench my desires.

Quench my desires?

Who says crap like that?

Bad writing, great acting.

Kiss me.

Give me one kiss to get me
through the night.

That kiss could get her
through the decade.

She slipped him the tongue.
Can they do that?

His stethoscope's
going to be hanging on her bed post.

It can't get steamier than that.

Oh, sure.

They're probably rehearsing
an even hotter scene now.

How many times
do they rehearse stuff like that?

Until they get it right.

Oh, excuse me.

Hi, Dr. howser.

Hi, Lisa.

I'm glad you ran into me.

I just wanted to tell you

how much I enjoyed
your lecture in X-ray anatomy.

Oh, good.

Great.

I enjoyed
your question afterward.

I was wondering if you might

recommend some
reference material.

I've read the suggested books,

and I noticed
others in the hospital library.

Sure, I can help you,

and tomorrow,
you can be mine forever.

Darling...

Quench my desires.

You have a way
with words, darling.

Kiss me.

Just give me one kiss

that'll get me
through the night.

Oh...

Douglas.

Dr. howser?

Dr. howser?

Huh?

Oh, sure. Sure.
I'll make you a list

so you can quench your
thirst for knowledge, so to speak.

Thank you,
Dr. howser.

Big trouble.

Now let me go over the facts.

She's a nursing student,
gorgeous, attracted to you,

and you're definitely
knocked out by her.

Why aren't I seeing
a smile on this face?

Because of this face.

Doog, she's a nursing student.

You know what they do.
They give men baths.

She's got to practice
somewhere... maybe you.

I love Wanda, but i
have this incredible desire to see Lisa.

I don't know what to do.

Wrong guy to ask.
I have no scruples.

You'd ask her out.

Does the pope wear a fancy hat?

You only go out with Janine.

I'm an unscrupulous guy
with no opportunities.

Are you going to date Wanda
the rest of your life?

Test the waters.
I'd test them,

except nobody wants me
in their waters.

Vinnie, I need some help here.

O.K.

Do what I do
when I'm faced with a decision.

Throw a dart.

If you hit
the bull's-eye,

bam! Take her out.

Here. Go ahead
and give it a shot.

Wow.

Bad omen.

It was right after lunch.

I was coming down the grapevine

when it started kicking in.

Thought it was that burrito
at dinah's kitchen.

You could caulk a bathtub
with those babies.

Any nausea?
Plenty.

Have you had anything
like this before?

A few weeks ago,
but it went away.

I'll get Webber on the horn
and draw blood.

Mrs. Lester,
it's just a partial small bowel obstruction.

Nothing dangerous.
I'd like to admit him to run tests.

We'll go from there.

Thank god!

Everything's going
to be just fine, sugar plum.

I thought it was
something terrible.

I had to help him
out of the truck.

He works hard
and has to drive so many miles.

I'm relieved it's
nothing serious.

I don't know what
I'd do without him.

We'll take good care
of him, Mrs. Lester.

Big, big trouble.

You seem a little pensive, son.

Anything up?

Oh, it's...

It's Vinnie.

I'm worried about him.

He and Janine have been
going steady six months,

and they do nothing
but see just each other.

It doesn't seem healthy.

Well, I don't know.

Vincent seems to be
much more mature since he's been with Janine.

Also more scarce.

Much calmer,
more self-assured.

It's been good for him.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

You're
so worried about Vinnie and Janine.

What about you and Wanda?

Exactly. We've been going
together way over a year.

Something like 473 days.

Maybe we're getting too serious.
What do you think?

Your situation is
a little different than Vinnie's.

His whole time is
spent socializing.

He has more of
a variety of people to choose from.

Absolutely. Whereas I,
on the other hand,

with much less time
to socialize,

am being presented with
a much smaller mix.

Don't get us wrong, doogie.
We love Wanda.

Me, too.

Say I were to meet someone
and ask her out.

That would be good for me.
What do you think?

Yes, yes.
Before your mother and I got engaged,

I dated quite frequently.

Quite frequently, hmm?

Well, more frequently
than less frequently.

Maybe frequently
is the wrong word here.

Look, I got to run.

Thanks, mom, dad,
for your always sound advice.

Next term looks tough.

I hear mckeon
for cardiovascular physiology is murder.

On the other hand,
carlin is a flake.

What do you think?

Um...

There's something
really important i want to ask you.

Dr. howser.

So, what did you want to ask me?

Do you want a grade
or a challenge?

A challenge is good,
don't you think, Dr. canfield?

Yes, indeed. A challenge
is a good thing in life...

Dr. howser.

Being a freshman,
I'd like a good start,

but I'd also like
to find out if...

My floor.

Lisa, wait.

Will you go out
with me tomorrow night?

Yes, of course.

I'd love to.

Cool.

Bye.

Bye.

Yes.

The lower gi x-rays
confirm what I thought.

Regional enteritis...
Crohn's disease.

It's an inflammation
of the intestines.

I want to get
the right treatment going.

I'm going to start you
on azulfidine.

Hopefully, you should be
home within a few days.

That's great.
I'm going to call the kids.

You do that, baby.

Then I'm going to the cafeteria.

It reminds me of high school.

Bye-bye, sugar plum.
Miss you.

Not as much as I'm
going to miss you.

I'll be all right, huh?

Yeah.

Roy, flare-ups
in your condition

are often caused
by stress and anxiety.

How are things
with you... home,

job?

Stress?
Are you kidding?

Things couldn't be better.

Great home, great job.

Life's one humongous
bowl of cherries for Roy Lester.

Honey?

Sweetcake, what are
you doing here?

I was so worried about you.

Honey, say hello
to Dr. howser here.

Oh, hi.
I'm Mrs. Roy Lester.

You're Mrs. Roy Lester.

The one and only.

Boy, what a surprise!

It's a big surprise,
isn't it, doc?

Yeah, a surprise.
Very surprising.

Marge, you didn't have
to come from sacramento.

Told you it was
no big deal, honeypot.

A wife's got to be
with her husband.

But the doc was just
about to examine me.

Yes, examining,

and right now is a good
time to do it.

I'm just glad to see
you're all right.

I'll get a bite
at the cafeteria.

You do that, honey.

I didn't eat anything
all the way down here.

No, no, no!
Not the cafeteria.

They're washing
the floors... real slippery.

Visit our unique gift shop.

They have coffee mugs.

Might find one
that says, "i love sacramento."

Anyway, there's
ample browsing pleasure down there.

A coffee mug for me,
stuff for the kids,

and a copy of
guns and ammo for my honey.

That was your wife?

And the one in
the cafeteria was...

You have two wives,
like together?

Just calm down.
It's just one of those things.

Just one of those things?

I was dating two women

at the ends of
my trucking route...

Marge in sacramento,
joanne in L.A.

Joanne and I started
getting serious.

I asked her to marry me.

When I went to tell Marge,

I started hinting
maybe we should break it off,

and she started crying.

Well, I just can't
take sobbing, so...

So you did the natural thing.

You married both of them.

Look, it's like this.

When I stare into
those beautiful brown eyes,

or beautiful blue eyes,

depending
on which face I'm staring into,

I just get all silly,

but it's not like
I'm a womanizer, doc.

I'm totally faithful
to both of them.

You have families with both?

Oh, yeah, wonderful families.

Just nuts about them.

Just look at those faces, doc.

That's Betty, Angie,
and Roy Jr.,

and that's Ronny and Becky

and Roy Jr.

Two Roy jrs.?

I just couldn't resist.

Just such a darn good name.

A lot of men have two wives
in their lifetime.

You just chose
to do it simultaneously.

I know what I did was wrong,

but I love every one
of these people.

You've got to help me, doc.

Help you?

You said
my condition was serious,

that I shouldn't aggravate it.

Please.

All right.

I'll set up separate
visiting schedules for each one,

and any visitor will
have to check through me,

but I'll do my best.

Thanks a heap, doc.
Thanks a heap.

You're telling me this guy
has a spare wife?

I'm not much better
than this joker.

Come on, doog, ease up.

The dude's married to two women.

You're not even married to one.

No, but I'm cheating on her.

You're not even lying to her.

You're just not giving her
all the incriminating information

she would need to think
you're lying to her.

Forget film school.
Go law.

Doog, you're 17, unattached.

You have the inalienable
male right

to play the field like a banjo.

You got a hot babe
drooling over you,

and you're not lying to Wanda.

Yeah, you're right.
You are right.

Hello.

Hmm. Ahem. Hi, Wanda.

Yeah. G-go out tonight?

Isn't it...
Isn't it a school night?

Well, um...

Oh, I almost forgot.

Vinnie and I are
doing something.

Yeah.

What are... what are we doing?

We are... we're going...

What is that?

Hockey!

Hockey. Hockey.

Hockey. We're going
to a kings game.

I've been planning it
for months.

You bet. O.K.
Oh, I miss you, too.

Yeah. I love you.

O.K. Bye.

- Now I did it.
- And did it good.

I'm damn proud of you.

Your look when you bit
into that haggis...

At least i ate mine.

The next Scottish
restaurant we go to will be McDonald's.

I had a really
good time, doogie.

Yeah. I did, too.

So, how about tomorrow night?

Uh...

Yeah, sure.

That would be great.

That's a relief.

You see, I was kind
of seeing somebody

when you asked me out.

I told him, and we broke up.

Anyway, it wouldn't
be right to go out behind his back.

No, of course.

It didn't matter,
because I knew we'd hit it off,

and we did.

I'm just glad
there's a future here.

You make me happy, doogie.

Are you all right?

Yeah.
It's the haggis.

Well...

See you tomorrow night.

Yeah.

I'm going to
have a consultation with Dr. Webber at 3:00.

Then we should
know more about...

Let me see if he's through
with his endoscopy.

See him in 15 minutes.

15 minutes?

15 minutes would be great.

Mrs. Lester,
you're early.

I am?

You can only see Roy
for five minutes now.

All right,
Dr. howser.

He still has to have
a lower endoscopy and a ct.

Just five minutes.

Great?

Great.

Great.

Uh, 13 minutes.

O.K., this is nuts.

Now I've got joanne
in the flower shop

and Marge looking at
babies in the nursery.

The endoscopy showed
severe inflammation.

Your condition is worse,
and I am a wreck.

You've got to tell them.

I can't.

If you don't,
I'll slice you open.

O.K., look, you've got
two problems here.

One is legal, the other medical.

If one doesn't get you,
the other will.

Do it for your health
and your future.

It's time to face
the music, Roy.

Yeah.

O.K. Maybe
you're right, doc.

I'll...
I'll tell joanne.

No, I... Maybe Marge.

No, uh...

What about joanne?

You want me to pick?

O.K. All right.
Marge.

I married joanne first.

It's only fair that
i stay with her.

Wait. You're not going
to tell them both?

And lose everything?
Are you crazy?

I'm just going to divorce one.

Well, it's a start.

Hi, doogie.
I'm ready.

Hi. Can we sit down
and talk?

Sure.

How do I say this?

Say what?

Listen...

I really like you,

and I've never had
a better first date,

but there was something
i should have told you

before that great first date,

so I might as well say it now.

I'm going with someone.

Is this a joke?

No.

Why... why didn't
you tell me?

Because...

I... i was chicken.

I didn't know how
I'd feel about you,

but now I do know how
i feel about you,

and I'd like to see you again.

Well, I don't want
to see you again.

Why not?

You said you really liked me.

Because...

If you'd lie to your girlfriend,

eventually you're
going to lie to me,

and that's not
the kind of guy I want to get serious with.

Lisa, wait.

She slapped me.

Her feelings were hurt.

You didn't anticipate
how much this girl really liked you.

I really behaved like a jerk.

Let up on yourself, son.
You're only 17.

This is how you learn
the lessons of the heart.

The right thing now
is to tell Wanda?

I wouldn't. You'd just
be easing your mind

at someone else's expense.

That's your advice?
To lie?

No. I am not advising
the boy to lie, Katherine.

I'm just suggesting
that there are times

when it's not always
wise to confess the whole truth.

Oh. Am i
to take it, then,

that you have certain secrets
you're not telling me?

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