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Madonna tickets go on sale
this morning, L.A.
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The line's already
around the block.
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Get down there and vogue.
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Bonjour, ladies.
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Bonjour.
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Just my luck.
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Linguistically deficient babes.
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You know,
the entire history of our great country
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could be deduced
by studying women's underwear.
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This ought to be worth
listening to. Go.
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Take ancient times...
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The fifties.
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Our country was very uptight.
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Women wore utilitarian
brassieres,
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plain white cotton, three hooks.
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We're talking monster bras.
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That's insightful.
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Then, in the sixties,
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things loosen up.
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The youth movement kicked in.
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Burn the bra.
Let it all hang out.
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The beauty of the natural woman,
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fully visible
under a diaphanous tie-dye garment.
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Right on.
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But then
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came the seventies.
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Nixon was president.
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Watergate.
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America was depressed.
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Women went back
to covering their breasts.
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It was a black era.
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This is a great country.
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We were down, but not out.
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The eighties came along,
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and as a nation, we rallied.
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American womanhood stood tall,
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took off their blouses and said,
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"I'm proud! I'm free!
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I'm going to wear
my underwear on the outside!"
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America, America
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god shed his grace
on thee
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and crown thy...
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The patient is
7-year-old Heather davison.
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She was in the family car
front seat,
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unsecured by a safety belt,
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when a drunk driver struck
the vehicle head on.
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The child was thrown forward
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and first struck
the dashboard with her arms,
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resulting in multiple fractures
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of her left forearm.
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Almost instantly, her face
struck the dashboard,
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fracturing the facial bones,
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going through the frontal
and ethmoid sinuses.
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The momentum carried her
body through the windshield,
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resulting in multiple
lacerations of her face.
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These are the pre-op
photographs.
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The next time someone you know
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puts a child into an automobile
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without securing
their safety belt,
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you might remember how
we feel at this moment.
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My total operating time
was 8 hours, 10 minutes.
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It's been six weeks
since the surgery.
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I considered showing you
postoperative photos,
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but decided against it.
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But I'd like you to meet someone
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who's very close to the case.
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Hi, Heather.
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Hi, Dr. John.
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Can you say hello
to the doctors?
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Do I get my ice cream now?
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Um, if you'll excuse me,
i have a date.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I think we can all see why
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Dr. reardon is considered
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one of the premier
craniofacial surgeons
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in the United States.
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Eastman is honored
to have him here
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as a visiting professor.
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I know you're anxious
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to learn who's working with him.
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As far as I'm concerned,
you all qualify,
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but I had to narrow
it down to five.
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The list of names
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is posted on the ground
floor bulletin board,
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and I just...
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Wanted to thank you
for your time and Patience.
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Yes!
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The man's got taste!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Guess what?
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Doogie got me
two tickets to the Madonna concert,
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so I'll pick you up
Saturday at 7:00.
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Curly, we have to talk.
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Oh.
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So talk.
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Monica's back in town.
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I thought you hated her.
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I thought I did, too.
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She moved back from New York.
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We started seeing
each other again.
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I didn't know
my feelings for her
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were still so strong.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know how to describe it.
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She overwhelms me. I...
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And I don't?
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Fine.
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Curly.
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I know, I know.
You're sorry.
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Good evening.
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Nurse spaulding,
i wanted to see you
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about next week's roster.
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Great.
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine.
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Well...
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I wanted to assign...
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I may be overstepping
my bounds here,
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but why don't you
tell me what's wrong?
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You're my boss.
It wouldn't be right.
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Maybe you're right.
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I'm a skag.
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I beg your pardon?
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A skag. A girl
nobody wants.
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Nurse spaulding,
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you are most definitely
nowhere close to a skag.
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You sure?
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Positive.
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You are an extremely
beautiful and desirable young woman.
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I can't imagine anybody
not wanting you.
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Well, that's what i thought.
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On paper, I look great.
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It's just something happens
when I hit the real world.
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I either get guys
who couldn't care less,
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or bums who just want to
jump my bones.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Don't apologize.
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I've heard things
like that before.
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I've been around.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you've been around.
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Plenty.
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God. I just
can't believe
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I'm back
in the singles market again.
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It just...
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Sucks.
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Yeah.
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You know, once
i was so desperate,
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I went out with a guy on parole.
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Really?
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Nice guy, except
he had these...
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These beady little eyes.
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I...
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I put an ad in a magazine.
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No way.
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"Single male professional.
Nonsmoker.
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Seeks female equivalent."
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Now, that's a grabber.
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Well...
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I... i have trouble
selling myself.
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It's embarrassing.
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How about this...
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"Accomplished physician.
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"Sensitive.
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"Attractive.
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"Wavy brown...
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Hairs"?
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"Good sense of humor."
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How long have you been divorced?
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You know about that?
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Well, hospital grapevine.
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The details are really sketchy.
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Her name was Greta.
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You met at Boston u.,
were married 12 years.
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She left you for a golf pro,
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got good alimony,
the house, and the dog.
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God. I miss that dog.
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Thank you very much.
Good night.
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Are you ready, L.A.?
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Are you ready for Madonna?
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I can't hear you!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I love you, Madonna!
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I love you, Madonna!
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Mmm.
Thanks.
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For you.
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I hear the concert for free...
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This is the most
disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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He's twice as old as her.
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You're kidding.
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As god is my witness...
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Any chance he's paying her?
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Oh, would you stop?
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All I figure is,
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mcguire dumped her,
and she went temporarily insane.
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Ok. Thanks.
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Now, be cool.
He's my boss.
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Oh, I'm the picture of decorum.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Oh. Save me a slice.
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I'll be right back.
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O.K.
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The men's room
is right over there. Take your time.
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We understand it's
a greater effort
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than it used to be.
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I'll do my best,
Mr. delpino.
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So, spaulding,
this a mercy date or what?
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This is nurse
spaulding's business.
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If she wants to tell us
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what on earth she was thinking
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when she asked
Dr. canfield on a date, she will.
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He's nice.
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He's old.
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Well... Yeah...
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But he's nice, right?
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Older guys are o.K.
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If they have buff
bodies and hair.
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Yeah. Hair's
a definite must.
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If older men
don't look old, they're o.K.
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That is so deep.
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Yeah.
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If I may interject
something here, nurse spaulding...
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The idea
of your young, firm, fragrant body
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co-mingling with
the withered flesh
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and flabby buttocks
of Dr. canfield
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frankly makes me want to puke.
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Vinnie...
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I would've put it
more delicately,
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but I have to agree with Vinnie.
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You two look like you come
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from different generations.
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Seems like a waste.
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Cool it.
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Well.
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Oh, hi, Dr. canfield.
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Hi. Curly,
would you care to cut a rug?
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I'd love to.
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Well, i... i can't
condone this.
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I don't get it.
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Check this out.
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La la la la la la
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see people rockin'
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hear people chantin',
feelin' hot, hot, hot
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Yes.
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Keep up the spirit
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come on, let's do it
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feelin' hot, hot, hot
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feelin' hot, hot, hot
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Oh, no!
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Oh.
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You guys are really
cool together.
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Yeah. We are.
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I wish I got along
with my father like that.
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Coming.
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It looks awful, doesn't it?
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No.
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Uh, David, could you come here?
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Quickly, dear.
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Come in.
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Have a seat.
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David.
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David: I'm coming, I'm coming.
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David. Oh!
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Ben's here, dear.
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Oh, Benjamin.
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What brings you here?
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I've had this in my closet
the past couple of years
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perched on a styrofoam head.
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I'm lucky the moths
didn't get to it.
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Or maybe I'm not.
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Oh. Don't be silly.
It looks very... youthful.
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What's the occasion?
276
00:14:56,042 --> 00:15:01,179
The most extraordinary thing
has happened to me.
277
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:04,224
I find myself attracted to
a woman half my age.
278
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:09,224
But I haven't decided
whether to pursue it or not.
279
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:12,757
To be quite frank, i...
I don't want to look like
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00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,927
an old fool chasing
a young girl.
281
00:15:15,928 --> 00:15:18,220
Ben,
282
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,968
you're only an old fool
if you don't catch her.
283
00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:26,004
Katherine: Oh,
let 'em stare, Ben.
284
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:29,215
Sometimes you just
have to say...
285
00:15:29,216 --> 00:15:30,225
The hell with them.
286
00:15:39,051 --> 00:15:42,053
I'm really psyched about
working with this guy.
287
00:15:42,054 --> 00:15:44,055
He's proficient
in plastic surgery,
288
00:15:44,056 --> 00:15:45,056
ophthalmology, dentistry,
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00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:46,224
orthopedics, and neurosurgery.
290
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:49,094
He's the Bo Jackson of doctors.
291
00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:50,595
Bo knows surgery.
292
00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:51,963
Good morning.
293
00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:53,224
Good morning.
294
00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:56,218
Well, Benjamin,
are you going to introduce me
295
00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:59,571
to the creme de la creme
of eastman?
296
00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:00,772
My pleasure.
297
00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:03,108
Jonathan reardon,
these are doctors
298
00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:06,778
Reed, estevan, Welch,
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00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:07,779
howser, mcguire.
300
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,614
Good morning.
301
00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:12,219
Howser, how old are you?
302
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,220
17, sir.
303
00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:15,223
So you're the boy genius.
304
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,056
I read your paper
on skin grafting
305
00:16:18,057 --> 00:16:21,794
in the western journalof medicine.Impressive.
306
00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:25,997
Thank you, sir.
307
00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:27,221
I'm pleased to meet you,
308
00:16:27,222 --> 00:16:30,222
but I won't work with you.
309
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,037
What?
310
00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:33,221
What I do is very exacting.
311
00:16:33,222 --> 00:16:35,219
Requires maturity and Patience.
312
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,541
In my experience,
313
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,577
teenagers aren't noted
for either one of those.
314
00:16:39,578 --> 00:16:41,046
Pick a replacement.
315
00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:42,981
This isn't fair.
I'm qualified.
316
00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:44,221
Don't take it personally.
317
00:16:44,222 --> 00:16:46,951
Wish my kid were like you.
318
00:16:46,952 --> 00:16:49,223
My pride and joy aspires to be
319
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,222
a professional skateboarder.
320
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:53,223
That's it? You're
going to be nice
321
00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:56,223
like I'm some paper boy,
and you're just saying,
322
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,224
"i don't want to subscribe
to your newspaper"?
323
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:02,133
You can't do this.
324
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:03,668
I'm like the
800-pound gorilla.
325
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,072
I do what I want.
326
00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,576
Dr. howser.
327
00:17:21,721 --> 00:17:23,216
You have a minute?
328
00:17:23,217 --> 00:17:24,225
Sure.
329
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,795
I've been thinking
about the other night,
330
00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:33,732
and maybe you were right.
331
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:38,302
The idea of me
and canfield dating is ludicrous.
332
00:17:38,303 --> 00:17:40,271
I mean, I like him,
333
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:43,307
but am I really
going to find true love
334
00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:45,243
with a 52-year-old man?
335
00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:49,280
Even if I did,
my father would probably shoot me.
336
00:17:49,281 --> 00:17:52,283
My friends would
laugh in my face.
337
00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:53,717
People here would think
338
00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:56,717
I'm sleeping my way to the top.
339
00:17:56,718 --> 00:18:00,291
It's stupid for me
to go out with him.
340
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,426
That's bunk.
341
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:04,722
I better sit down.
342
00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:10,717
If you really like him,
343
00:18:10,718 --> 00:18:12,718
why shouldn't you date him?
344
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:13,719
He's old.
345
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,724
He's nice.
346
00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:20,722
Writing somebody off
because of how old they are
347
00:18:20,723 --> 00:18:22,413
is a big mistake.
348
00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:26,150
I was acting like a small,
narrow-minded, bigoted...
349
00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:27,318
Bonehead?
350
00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:30,719
Thank you. I was having
a lapse of vocabulary.
351
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,191
Don't listen to what I said.
352
00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:35,627
O.K.
353
00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:43,067
First you say don't do it.
354
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:45,536
Then you say go for it.
355
00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:50,642
Doctor, for which opinion
are you thinking like a genius?
356
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,194
Hi.
357
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:12,129
So...
So...
358
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:13,720
You go first.
359
00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:18,723
I was wondering
if maybe you'd like to...
360
00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:23,240
Sign this requisition.
361
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:24,717
Oh.
362
00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:26,719
Oh, here.
363
00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:33,618
Sure.
364
00:19:37,716 --> 00:19:38,724
Well.
365
00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:41,026
Me, too.
366
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,171
I feel like a high school kid.
367
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:55,718
I think that's sweet.
368
00:19:55,719 --> 00:19:58,723
Will you go out with me?
369
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,544
Yes.
370
00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:04,048
Are you sure we're
doing the right thing?
371
00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:07,722
No, but it's just
one day, right?
372
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,718
That... that's...
That's all.
373
00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:12,256
At the end of the evening,
374
00:20:12,257 --> 00:20:15,226
we can decide about
settling down, marriage, family.
375
00:20:15,227 --> 00:20:18,723
I think that sounds
like a reasonable waiting period.
376
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,724
I have tickets
to the Hollywood bowl Tuesday.
377
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,601
We're going to see
yo-yo ma.
378
00:20:23,602 --> 00:20:24,635
I love them.
379
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:25,718
It's him.
380
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:27,572
I love him.
381
00:20:32,411 --> 00:20:33,723
Yeah!
382
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:36,721
There. Now do you
feel better?
383
00:20:36,722 --> 00:20:42,420
No. I'd like to give
that arrogant egomaniac
384
00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:43,721
a piece of my mind.
385
00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:45,720
Well, it's just a gut feeling,
386
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:48,426
but I don't think
my mother yelling at him
387
00:20:48,427 --> 00:20:49,720
would help my case.
388
00:20:49,721 --> 00:20:53,397
If I was having
skull surgery, I'd want you there.
389
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:56,033
I look forward to it, vin.
390
00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:57,722
Good night, boys.
391
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,437
Night, mom.
392
00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:01,506
Night, Mrs. h.
393
00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:04,408
Oh, Mrs. h.
394
00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:07,311
Can you explain
spaulding and canfield to me?
395
00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:10,214
A beautiful young girl
dating an old guy?
396
00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:11,215
What gives?
397
00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:13,150
Vinnie, when you're a teenager,
398
00:21:13,151 --> 00:21:16,724
you think about
your attraction to other people
399
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:19,123
in purely sexual terms.
400
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:20,224
You mean we're shallow?
401
00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:23,427
You're hormonal.
402
00:21:23,428 --> 00:21:25,721
But as you get older
403
00:21:25,722 --> 00:21:28,720
and sex isn't such
a mystery anymore
404
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,720
and you realize
how complicated life is,
405
00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,718
you start to find
other qualities attractive.
406
00:21:34,719 --> 00:21:38,309
Nurturing.
Intelligence.
407
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,677
Stability.
408
00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:41,579
Understanding.
409
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,724
Is that how Dr. howser
won your heart, Mrs. h?
410
00:21:44,725 --> 00:21:47,551
Yes, it is.
411
00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:50,454
I knew she wasn't
hot for his bod.
412
00:21:50,455 --> 00:21:51,722
Good night, vin.
413
00:21:51,723 --> 00:21:54,722
None of that nurturing
stuff for me, doog.
414
00:21:54,723 --> 00:21:57,722
Even when I'm in a nursing home,
415
00:21:57,723 --> 00:22:00,722
I'll look at women
in purely sexual terms.
416
00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:03,434
It's the bedrock
of my personality.
417
00:22:03,435 --> 00:22:04,435
Vincent delpino,
418
00:22:04,436 --> 00:22:05,722
the world's oldest horndog.
419
00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:08,240
Something you can count on.
420
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:12,840
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