All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s02e10 Don Let the Turkeys Get Down.eng

Ah, cherie, you have arrived.

Pour vous.

You look stunning.

Come into my chambers.

Martini?

Or would you
prefer something more...

Intimate?

What is this?

This is the next
big breakthrough in home entertainment.

I'm offering myself
as a video escort

for lonely women everywhere.

I figure it'll
retail for $19.95.

Come and sit
next to me, darling.

Your hair is perfection.

Rumaki?

Rumaki.

Is that class or what?

I labored all day
and night on this.

Nobody chews chicken liver
quite like you.

So, what do you think?

Of all your stupid
get-rich-quick ideas,

it's the most creative.

Face it.
I'm a dream date.

I'm personable.
People warm to me.

The camera loves me,
and America will, too.

Not everybody warms
to you, Vinnie.

What does that mean?

We should talk about this later.

Hey. Hey, we have
no secrets here.

Vinnie, we have to face facts.

My parents kind of hate you.

You're exaggerating.

Vinnie,
they offered to buy me a Volkswagen

if I'd break up with you.

Are you serious?

Yeah.
They even gave me the brochure.

Oh, a jetta.

Uh-huh.

I don't believe it.

That is the most
disgusting thing I've ever seen.

They must think
you're shallow...

That they can buy
you off with a car.

Well, I trust you
told them what for.

Actually, I told
them I wanted a sunroof.

Remember I love you,
and nothing's going to change that.

Mm-hmm.

We'll get through it together.

Ha ha.

We've been through
tougher things than this.

Ready?

Irene.

David.

Mom!

Hello, sweetheart.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hello, baby girl.

Doogie?

Katherine, he's a man.

Hi, grandma.

Oh, he's got
a man's voice and everything.

Stop, Irene. You're
embarrassing the boy.

How are you?

Hi, grandpa.

Is that a whisker i see there?

Hmm! Oh.

Well, David.

Hi, don.

Huh!

Slow down.
No, don.

No, no, come on.

David?

I'll... I'll go
get the bags.

Yes, do.

Don't strain yourself, David.

Backs get tricky at our age.

"Dis"? That's
not a word.

It's slang, mom.

I'll use it in a sentence.

My girlfriend dissed me

when she dumped me for a car.

Just an example.

I see a pattern here.

"Dis," "dumped," "jilted,"

and your triple word score
"screwed."

What can I say?
The letters just fell into place.

Is this door hung even?

Well, either that or
this house has slipped off its foundation.

Oh, you know how don is, David.

Contractors always
criticize other people's houses.

And this one seems
to be especially flawed.

Dad, it's your turn.

Let's see here.

Hey, what's this?

"Deflagrate"?

We're allowing medical words?

I think you'll find deflagrate

is part of everyday language.

You hear that, Irene?

That's part
of everyday language.

Just your regular
seven-syllable word

for the man on the street.

Well, it must be wonderful

living with a walking
dictionary.

"Heist."

Good word, dad.

It's no deflagrate.

Well, that's 18 points.

Your turn, Vinnie.

Is "ViXen" a word
or just a reindeer?

Vinnie, you'll have
to shake this off.

I can't help it.
I'm right, aren't I?

Janine is showing no backbone.

A new car's a big prize

to dangle in front of her.

I don't think it's fair
of Janine's parents

to make her choose.

When you see
your kid taking the wrong path,

you have to set them straight.

You have to let them go.

Part of being
a good parent is respecting their wishes.

A girl of 20 doesn't
know what she wants.

Actually, she's 17,
but let's not pick nits.

It's a different
ballgame when you have a daughter.

Many people
want to take advantage of them.

Take advantage?

By offering her a home
and happy marriage?

Marriage?
Back up a minute.

Don't raise your voice.

There's no other way
to make you listen.

Well, it's not
going to happen now, buster.

Irene.

Whoa.

I can't believe your family

got that upset
about me and Janine.

Dad, what is going on
between you and grandpa?

Ask your mother.

Mom, obviously
that fight wasn't about Vinnie and Janine.

You can tell me what's going on.

Well, when dad and i
started dating,

your grandfather
had a real hard time accepting it.

He just felt
your father was too old for me.

He's not that much older.

When you're 20
and you bring home a 35-year-old man,

it seems like a whole lot older.

So what happened?

Well, a lot of arguments.

Grandpa tried to stop me
from seeing him,

then he threatened not
to come to the wedding.

We ended up eloping.

You said you had
a small family wedding.

Oh, we did.

Just me and your father.

Great. This is what
our thanksgivings

are going to be like
for the rest of our lives.

Let's just try and
make the best of it.

Dr. h,
happy Thanksgiving!

Shh!

Ooh. Hide-and-seek?

Who's it?

I am, Vincent,

and with any luck,
no one will find me.

Oh, I get it.

You're hiding from demon don.

Heh heh heh.

Tough break. 20 years
and he still hates you.

So you're a few years
older than Mrs. h.

I was shocked when
i heard it was 15.

That'd be like me
dating a 2-year-old.

You really robbed the cradle.

Vincent,
how do you get so well-informed?

Doogie tells me everything.

It's not like i want to know.

The kid's a blabbermouth.

Ain't you and I a pair?

Outcasts, pariahs,

the black sheep of brentwood.

I know you're my
son's best friend,

but I don't wish
to discuss this.

I can appreciate that.

But let me just say one thing.

Why haven't you just
told the guy to eat dirt and die?

Because when you marry a woman
you also marry her family.

It is one of the
horrible facts of life.

Like losing your hair.

Yeah, but at least
Mr. h chose you.

My beloved is currently
choosing between

metallic blue and
candy apple red.

The nerve!
Shh! Shh!

I mean, I'm polite, i bathe.

I don't pick my teeth in public.

What do I gotta do
to become accepted?

Vincent, you mustn't
think in terms of pleasing other people.

What Janine's parents did
is terrible parenting.

And that's their problem,
not your problem.

There's something in that.

I mean, I'm a good catch.

Any parent should be thrilled

that I'm hanging around
their daughter.

Right?

Dr. h?

There you go again, Vincent.

Looking to other people
for approval.

What difference
does it make what I think?

Oh, right.
I see what you're sayin'.

I'm okay, you're okay,

and everyone else
can just stick it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hi, mom.

Table looks good.

Look,
I'm going in for a couple of hours.

Doogie, it's Thanksgiving.

I know, but canfield

practically got down
on his knees and begged.

Everyone else has families.

And you don't?

No. I...

I don't want to get into this.

Well, I am.
It's dad and grandpa, isn't it?

Yeah.

Every year it's
exactly the same.

Dad and grandpa start the meal

by arguing about how
to carve a Turkey.

We choke down our food.

There's
a mass outbreak of indigestion.

It's not my idea
of a great holiday.

I'm sorry if that upsets you,

but that's the way I feel.

See you later.

Bye, grandpa.

Where's the kid going?

He's going to work.

To work on Thanksgiving day?

David put that into his head.

Part of the hippocratic oath?

Work before family.

This is not David's fault.

It's your fault.

Every time you visit,
you disrupt this family.

I can tolerate
your punishing me for 20 years,

but I can't tolerate
you driving doogie out of the house.

Katherine, you're
making too much out of this.

I'm making it what it is.

I know you've got
100 petty reasons for rejecting David,

but you should
need only one reason for accepting him...

I love him.

Katherine...

There's nothing
left to say, dad.

Either you accept
David as my husband

or don't come here anymore.

Is there any pain here?

No. It feels
like I got to go all the time,

and I can't.
Think it could be a kidney stone?

No. No way.

Grandpa.

I passed a stone once.

Grandpa, please.

Wait. Let the man talk.
He's been there.

What's it feel like?

It's a living hell.

Grandpa, what are
you doing here?

Can't I watch
my own grandson at work?

This is my grandson.
He's a genius.

Just relax
until we get the X-ray results.

I'm sure it's nothing serious.

How's everything else?
You regular?

Grandpa, how about
a cup of coffee?

I like the way you
handled that guy.

You've got a great...
Watchamacallit-

bedside manner.

Yeah, well, dad always said
there's a fine balance

between showing some concern
and too much concern.

Bet he blew out
a few brain cells thinkin' that one up.

Grandpa,
what are you really doing here.

Your mother threw
one of her tantrums.

So what do you do now,

hang around
till the next victim shows up?

It won't take long.

Holidays are our busiest time.

People have nothing better to do

than get sick on holidays?

It's a stressful time of year.

There's a lot
of domestic violence,

suicide attempts,
ulcer flare-ups, chest pains.

People make themselves sick

from having to deal
with their families.

That's nonsense.

It's not.

People have this
Norman Rockwell ideal

for the way
their families should be.

They want them to be perfect.

When that doesn't happen,
they drive themselves nuts.

It's got to come out somewhere.

Let me tell you
something about families, son.

People
sacrifice everything for their families.

They go to war
for their families.

They lie awake
worrying themselves sick

over their kids.

When a man
puts his whole life into something,

he deserves to get
what he wants.

Grandpa, it's Thanksgiving.

Dad's probably got
heartburn already, mom's upset,

and I volunteered to work.

Is that what
you call getting what you want?

Dr. howser,
emergency room, stat.

Dr. howser,
emergency room, stat.

And the holiday
festivities continue.

We thank thee, lord,

for the bounteous gifts
you've bestowed...

And for what we're
about to receive...

Go away.

Excuse me.

What?

Can I come in?

Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Stewart,

I'll be brief.

Now, looking at this car issue

with remarkable objectivity,

what you did
stinks up the universe.

It was terrible parenting.

You forced a very unfortunate
situation on Janine

at an age

when's she's vulnerable,
insecure, and shallow.

Vinnie!

I'll get to you.

You may not think

I'm the ideal date
for your daughter,

but I know I'm a good person.

And as for you, young lady,

I'll tell you this.

There's a jar in my room

with your name
on it...

Janine.

I'd put my money in there

to buy you things.

That jar made me happy

'cause I thought
we had a place in each other's lives.

But now...

Well, I guess
that's all I really have to say.

Except that's
a nice-looking bird.

Happy Thanksgiving.

It looks juicy.
Is it a butterball?

Doogie.

What happened?

I got mcguire to take over

the second half of my shift.

Well... Sit down,
the both of you.

The Turkey's getting cold.

Well, before we go any further,

I have something to say.

I'd like to propose a toast

to my son-in-law
David...

Who has given my daughter
a beautiful home,

a great son,

and a wonderful life.

I've just realized
that in my own mind

no man would have
been good enough

for my baby girl.

And because I've been

such a pig-headed
old man about it,

I missed out on her wedding

and the birth of my grandson

and a whole lot
of good times in between.

So I'd like to apologize...

To all of you.

And...

Well...

Here's to all the good times

that still remain with us.

Hear, hear.

Cheers.

Don.

Do you want to do the honors?

Oh. Yeah.

Well, I...

I think you're doing
just fine, David.

O.K.

What do we have here?

Let's see.

Cabernet sauvignon, 1988.

Is that a good year, David?

Hi, guys.

Hi, Janine.

Can I speak to Vinnie
for a moment?

Oh. Yeah.
Sure. I'll...

You can say it

in front of my true friend.

I'm sorry, Vinnie.

I told my parents
i didn't want the car.

I said I'd rather have you.

Now you want
to get back together with me?

Yeah.

I really do.

Well, I don't know, Janine.

You broke
my heart into a hundred pieces,

much like I broke
that jar with your name on it.

So, what are you saying?

I'm saying woo me.

What do you mean?

Woo, Janine. Romance.

You'll have to
work your way back into my affections.

How?

You figure it out.

There's something
a little demented about this,

but o.K.

Night.

Good night, Janine.

So this is the catbird seat.

I like it.

You really stood up
for yourself.

And it's about time.

She'll have
to work hard to get me back.

Ha ha ha!

Hey. That happens
to be our song.

She's starting
to get to me, doog.

I don't know what to do.

Well, what do you
really want, Vinnie?

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