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It's not that big.
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It looks that big from here.
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You're exaggerating it.
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He doesn't even look human.
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I'm not as talented
as you are, Wanda.
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You've spent 20 minutes
working on that nose.
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I'm scared to move on.
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Janine, this is art.
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It's a balance of form
and texture.
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I'm looking at a naked man.
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You wanted to take
a life drawing class.
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I just wanted a look,
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not stand across from him
for 35 minutes.
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How you girls getting on?
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That's very good, Wanda.
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Although, I think
you've been a little overly generous
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with the proportions
of the chest muscles.
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Well, Janine,
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that's an interesting proboscis.
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It's supposed to be a nose.
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Perfect.The cook,the thief, his wifeand her lover.
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I'm not in the mood
for disembowelment.
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How about Helen mirren topless?
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Could you stomach that?
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, that is disgusting.
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Psst.
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Oh, get...
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Away.
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I think we'll call it a day.
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Thank you very much, Greg.
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Nice work, Wanda.
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Thanks,
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but it was your body.
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Excuse me.
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I could have taken him.
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I just wish you
would have told us.
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I mean, when you
said still life,
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I was thinking bowls of fruit.
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I'm going to throw up.
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Now you're with
Mr. nude America.
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Last week we drew a female nude.
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Oh, yeah?
Where's that?
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That's a herring.
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It's not finished yet.
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You look at naked women.
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That is different.
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The female body
is a thing of majestic beauty.
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Men are disgusting.
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No. Greg's body is
beautifully proportioned.
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Greg?
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Yeah. He has a name.
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Do you have to call him by it?
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He's not just a body.
He's smart.
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He's applying to
the Chicago art institute.
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Isn't that where you're going?
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It's on my list.
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This kind of emotional
turmoil makes me hungry.
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Let's go get a pizza.
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O.K., I'll go,
but I'm on a special diet.
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I brought my own lunch.
What?
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I'm having a teriyaki-flavored
rice cake
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and dolphin-safe tuna.
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It helps build muscle.
You should try it.
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Are you saying
i should build muscle?
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No. But since studying art,
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I've started to appreciate
the human form.
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Look at Michelangelo's David.
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That's a glorious
celebration of the male physique.
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Nobody looks like that
in real life.
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Doogie, you
obviously know nothing about the human body.
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The patient is
a 23-year-old model named Sasha Larkin.
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Face like an angel.
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Unfortunately, a voice
like Morton downey, Jr.
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Acute laryngitis.
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She's been chosen
spokesperson for carmiche perfume.
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Company wants a diagnosis
before signing the contract.
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Have you ever had
laryngitis before?
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Have you recently had a cold,
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respiratory problems?
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I'm fine. I
just can't talk.
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Well, you look wonderful.
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What about food?
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Does it go down all right?
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No choking or indigestion?
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Do you smoke?
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Are you kidding?
With skin like that?
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Pretty straightforward case,
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wouldn't you say, gentlemen?
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Bulimia. Hoarseness,
swollen parotid and sublingual glands,
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discoloration and erosions
on her front teeth.
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The fingers.
What about them?
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Scarring on the dorsum
of the right hand
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from the teeth
and stomach acids.
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Very astute.
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I'll wait for the blood tests,
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but she's got
an eating disorder.
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We're collecting menus
for this ward.
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Can Sasha Larkin eat tonight?
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Light dinner. She has
more tests tomorrow.
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Dr. howser.
Just the young bachelor
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I was looking for.
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If this is about
that bachelor auction...
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You were too young last year.
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Now that you're
on the verge of manhood...
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It seems so demeaning
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parading in front
of a lot of women.
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We're in tuxedos,
not g-strings.
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It's an important
fund raiser for the hospital.
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I'm counting
on your participation.
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How about a bake sale?
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It is kind of a bake sale.
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Your buns are up for grabs.
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You are two female
chauvinist pigs.
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Don't worry, doogie.
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You have potentially great buns.
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Potentially?
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Doogie,
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what are you doing up so early?
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I thought you were in late.
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Yeah, I was,
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but I'm feeling sort of sluggish
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so I decided to go to the gym.
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You hate the gym.
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No, I don't.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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You said my aerobics
class was full of people
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doing the wrong exercises
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for the wrong reasons
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and that it was
a symptom of our...
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Superficial,
body-obsessed...
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Mom, I'm going to the gym.
Do you mind?
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Oh, sorry.
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O.K., I'm ready.
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Let's pump some iron.
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Let's build some brawn.
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Let's press some benches.
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What does that expression
mean anyway?
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Just don't get
muscle-bound, doogie.
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You're adorable the way you are.
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Adorable.
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I don't want to be adorable.
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The new kids
on the block are adorable.
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Personally,
I'm shooting for adorable.
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Doogie, Wanda's here.
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Send her up.
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Hi.
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Here.
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Let me get
these medical books out of your way.
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This steamer trunk
bothering you?
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I can move it.
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No, it's fine.
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What's wrong?
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I have something to tell you,
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and I want to be
totally honest with you
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so you won't think
anything weird about it.
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About what?
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Remember I said Greg's applying
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to the same art school as I am?
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We're going out Saturday night
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and compare notes.
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You're going on a date
with Greg?
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No, not a date.
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We're going
to talk about school.
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Oh, right.
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You're going
to talk about art school?
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I don't believe
how naive you are.
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He's using the oldest
trick in the book.
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I don't think so.
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And why not?
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Because I asked him.
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Why are you getting so upset?
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It's totally innocent.
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I'll tell you why, Wanda.
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You won't admit what's
really going on here.
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And you're gonna tell me?
You bet.
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You're going out with Greg
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because you find him
physically attractive.
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You think he's a hunk.
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You are so unfair.
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You know plenty
of people I don't know.
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I have one new friend,
and you start freaking out.
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I am not freaking out.
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I am simply having
a normal human reaction
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to an extreme set
of circumstances.
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What's that?
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My girlfriend is going out
with a professional nudist.
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That's it, you've flipped.
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Okay, fine, I have flipped.
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I don't ask much,
but I'm asking you not to meet this guy.
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We're just gonna talk
about school.
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I'll bring a fig leaf.
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They're going to this
place called sunflower.
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It's one of those
artsy places on topanga canyon
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where the meat dishes
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were treated
with respect when they were alive.
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50 bucks a head.
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Where does a guy like Greg
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get that kind of money?
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There's a big market for nudity.
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I can't believe Wanda
would be so superficial.
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Does this look any bigger?
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Great.
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Come on, doog, you should
count your blessings.
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I mean, you're in good shape.
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You're handsome,
you got nice hair,
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a full mouth.
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I'm going to stop.
This is getting sick.
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You're right.
I'm being stupid.
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I'm smart. I'm a catch.
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Wanda will see
the error of her ways.
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Ahh.
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Let's do a couple more sets.
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Oh, forget it.
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I'm so sore,
even my earlobes hurt.
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Well, I'm not quitting.
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You got to go for the burn, kid.
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Fine. Go on,
be a muscle-head jerk
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like all the other
muscle-head jerks here.
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Dr. rickett asked me
to see how...
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What are you doing?
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I'm checking out.
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I've got two assignments
lined up in New York.
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I'm not blowing them
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because of a scratchy throat.
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It's more than
a scratchy throat, isn't it?
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I just saw the results
of your blood tests.
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You're hypokalemic.
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In plain language,
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your potassium is
significantly decreased.
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So I'll eat a banana.
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Your glands are swollen,
your larynx is inflamed.
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You have all the classic
symptoms of bulimia.
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I think you know
what that word means.
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We can help you.
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We have an excellent
therapeutic clinic.
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You can be treated
confidentially
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on an outpatient basis.
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70% of our patients
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respond to the treatment.
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The body's
a sacred temple to you,
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but to me
it's just a meal ticket.
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You don't what it's like
to be judged
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on your physical appearance.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm losing my girlfriend
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to a guy with a body
women dream about.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to
this bachelor's auction
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where no one's
going to bid on me.
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I'm lifting weights
like a crazy person
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trying to make my body
something it's not,
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and everything hurts.
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You're still
a whiz-kid doctor.
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People care about your brains.
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What you're going through
isn't real.
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How real is your life?
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Look, you can't
be a model forever.
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Start thinking about
the rest of your life.
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You keep this up,
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there won't be
a rest of your life. You'll die.
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That may be a good way
to lose weight,
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but it's not great
for your social life.
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I got a plane to catch.
265
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How are you?
266
00:15:47,259 --> 00:15:49,524
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
267
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,896
How do you like this place?
268
00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:52,897
It's great.
269
00:15:52,898 --> 00:15:55,066
I come here and draw.
270
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,969
The human face
is so fascinating.
271
00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:01,039
I'm glad we're getting
a chance to talk.
272
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,520
I don't know anyone else
i can discuss art with.
273
00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,878
Move your head to the right.
274
00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:08,413
Sure.
275
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:10,115
That's beautiful.
276
00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:12,522
I think the impressionists
277
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,819
are really overrated, don't you?
278
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,922
I'm much more into
the pre-raphaelites.
279
00:16:17,923 --> 00:16:20,425
What can i get you two?
280
00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:25,163
I wouldn't say no
to a Spanish villa and a 90-foot yacht.
281
00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,198
We'll have the orange roughy.
282
00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:29,435
Trust me on this.
283
00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:33,204
See that?
284
00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:35,239
What?
285
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,241
The waitress hitting on me.
286
00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:39,523
I get that all the time.
287
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:41,913
I like magritte, too.
288
00:16:41,914 --> 00:16:44,415
My father thinks he's
totally out there.
289
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:46,521
Perfection.
290
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:49,153
You mind if I see it?
291
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,390
It's still pretty rough.
292
00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:55,059
It's you.
293
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,522
Yeah.
294
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,998
They're all you.
295
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,516
I have many moods.
296
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:04,521
See, Wanda, I don't
just want to create art,
297
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:07,039
I want to be art.
298
00:17:14,524 --> 00:17:16,248
120.
299
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:20,952
140!
300
00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:22,453
160!
301
00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:25,823
160...
302
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,325
Come on, ladies.
303
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:29,327
Dr. mcguire is six feet tall,
304
00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:31,295
with beautiful brown eyes.
305
00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:35,133
His hobbies include
jogging, reading,
306
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:38,369
and avoiding commitments.
307
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,518
180!
308
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:43,441
Let's make it a round number.
309
00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:44,942
This tie's a nightmare.
310
00:17:44,943 --> 00:17:47,345
Why couldn't you
get a clip-on kind?
311
00:17:47,346 --> 00:17:51,382
My girlfriend
is on a date with a nude model,
312
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:53,851
every move I make is agony,
313
00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:55,353
I'm about to be humiliated,
314
00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:58,356
and you're worried
about my bow tie.
315
00:17:58,357 --> 00:18:01,426
It's the only thing
under our control.
316
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:02,927
Sold to number 18.
317
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:05,463
$240! Dr. mcguire
broke the record.
318
00:18:05,464 --> 00:18:07,519
You're on, howser.
319
00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:12,437
Uh, doog,
320
00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:14,405
never underestimate
the pity vote.
321
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:17,308
Now, for your
auctioning pleasure,
322
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:20,312
here's
Dr. Douglas howser.
323
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,916
He may not be the biggest hunk,
324
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,520
but remember, ladies,
325
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:29,987
good things
come in small packages.
326
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:32,323
Dr. howser
is a third-year resident.
327
00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:35,093
He's... oh, we have a bid!
328
00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:37,361
$20.
329
00:18:37,362 --> 00:18:38,429
$40.
330
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:42,233
$60.
331
00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:43,234
$100.
332
00:18:43,235 --> 00:18:44,836
Ooh!
333
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:46,270
120.
334
00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:48,873
140.
335
00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:50,875
We have two
enthusiastic bidders.
336
00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,311
You ladies
know something we don't?
337
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:54,879
160.
338
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,180
180!
339
00:18:56,181 --> 00:18:58,850
I don't blame you.
He is a sweetie.
340
00:18:58,851 --> 00:19:02,253
Do I have any advance on $180?
341
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:04,388
Sold to lady number 16.
342
00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:06,424
Come and collect your goods
343
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,460
and bring your checkbook.
344
00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:15,467
Wanda?
345
00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:21,521
Can I borrow $40?
346
00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:23,441
I got a little carried away.
347
00:19:23,442 --> 00:19:24,517
Sure.
348
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:27,518
I can't believe
you'd bid that much.
349
00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:29,080
I can't believe I had to.
350
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:30,448
Who's that?
351
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:31,518
That's Sasha.
352
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,819
She's just a patient.
353
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,525
Miss plenn,
354
00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:40,324
we require payment before
you handle the merchandise.
355
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:42,326
Your donations
are tax deductible.
356
00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:44,829
Ask for a receipt at the desk
357
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,521
when you pick up your bachelor.
358
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,335
I was bidding
with my pocketbook.
359
00:19:51,336 --> 00:19:53,518
Your girlfriend
bid with her heart.
360
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:55,518
No chance I would win.
361
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,041
It's just as well.
362
00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,876
I've got to save my pennies
363
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:00,519
now that I'm not working.
364
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,521
Really?
365
00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:03,347
Yeah.
366
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:06,818
I've decided to take
a certain young doctor's advice.
367
00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:09,988
I'm going into
the treatment program.
368
00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:15,517
Thank you.
369
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,262
Thank you.
370
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,519
Come here for a second.
371
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,286
Wanda...
372
00:20:42,287 --> 00:20:43,525
I'm sorry.
373
00:20:43,526 --> 00:20:45,256
No, I'm sorry.
374
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:47,524
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
375
00:20:47,525 --> 00:20:49,524
Am I still your girlfriend?
376
00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:52,525
How much did you
pay for me again?
377
00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:54,298
180 bucks.
378
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:56,517
I have no choice.
379
00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:10,281
A hot shower might help.
380
00:21:10,282 --> 00:21:11,518
Yeah.
381
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:15,219
I'm gonna cool it
with the weights. Good.
382
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,516
You've been overdoing it.
383
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,717
Easy for you to say.
You were always one of the big guys.
384
00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:23,516
Trust me, it's all relative.
385
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:26,520
There'll always be someone
bigger than you are,
386
00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:30,517
stronger, or better looking,
387
00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:32,104
or smarter.
388
00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:35,840
Well, maybe not smarter.
389
00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:40,244
Do you like being a prodigy?
Does it make you feel special?
390
00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:42,980
Well, yeah.
391
00:21:42,981 --> 00:21:44,916
If I'm being honest, it does.
392
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:47,118
You're growing up.
393
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:52,356
Pretty soon you'll be
just a really smart adult.
394
00:21:52,357 --> 00:21:54,518
What a comedown.
395
00:21:54,519 --> 00:21:59,196
Well, the point is that you
don't look to other people for your self-esteem.
396
00:21:59,197 --> 00:22:01,516
You can earn respect
from other people,
397
00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:02,524
even admiration and praise,
398
00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:05,236
but it won't mean
anything to you
399
00:22:05,237 --> 00:22:06,838
if you don't respect yourself.
400
00:22:10,342 --> 00:22:11,522
Good night, buddy.
401
00:22:13,345 --> 00:22:14,523
Good night, dad.
402
00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:19,123
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