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Hey, man,

put that stuff back!

Everything you touch you got to pay for.

They charge $20 for an aspirin.

Would you shut up?

I checked it out.

They got a free clinic here.

Hello, gentlemen.

I'm Dr. howser.

Are you a fully accredited physician?

Yes, I am.

No wonder this place is free.

I'm going to, uh, need your full name.

Well, that's, uh, blind Otis lemon.

Lemon.

Mr. lemon, i may not have

many years of medical experience,

but I'm going out on a limb here...

I don't think you're blind.

Well, see,

seeing's got nothing to do with it.

It's just something they call me.

Put it down... Blind Otis lemon,

the apple of a woman's eye.

Tell me why you're here.

He got a real bad sore on his leg.

He sure does.

Too bad he's not here

to tell you for himself.

Where do you live, Mr. lemon?

Well, there's uh,

no fixed address.

I'm sort of in between domiciles...

He's homeless.

I'm not homeless. I'm just houseless.

You're houseless, all right.

You're also apartmentless,

condominiumless,

and it looks like

you're about to be shopping cartless.

I can always transport my stuff

in your cardboard u-haul.

Lie down for me, sir.

Mr. lemon?

You got to talk on my good side.

Your leg's infected, but we'll clean it up.

How long have you had trouble hearing?

The right one's long gone,

but I hear pretty good out of this one.

You ever experience headaches or dizziness?

Well, sometimes,

but mostly I do fine.

Um... As a precaution,

I'd like to admit you for some tests,

maybe have a specialist look at your ear,

and fix your leg.

You mean stay overnight?

Look, uh, i don't know.

See, Joe here

is useless without me.

Useless?

I'm on vacation without him.

Ray.

This gentlemen's joining us this evening.

I'll get him admitted.

"Blind Otis lemon"?

Are you theblind Otis lemon?

Yeah, that's right.

This is incredible, man.

I'm your biggest fan!

Yeah?

Yeah!

You know this guy?

Are you kidding?

This is blind Otis lemon,

one of the greatest blues players ever!

I was with the high rollers.

Now he's with the low rollers.

The man practically invented rock 'n' roll.

Practically?

I did.

All the way from a to z,

rock 'n' roll belongs to me.

All right!

So I tell him,

"Mitch, a zit can't get that big

"without exploding.

Pop that sucker before you put somebody's eye out."

Exploding zits are relatively rare,

but it could happen.

Lucky I caught it in time.

Hi, mom.

Hi, Mrs. h.

Hi, guys.

Have you ever heard

of a blues singer named blind Otis lemon?

Well, sure. When I was in college,

I used to sing one of his songs,

I got the down and dirty cornbread blues.

No offense, Mrs. h,

but that's like Julie Andrews singing James brown.

Papa's got a brand-new bag

ow

Anyway, today i admitted a guy

who claimed to be Otis lemon.

Ray says he influenced everyone...

The Beatles, Elvis, the rolling stones...

Raymond kept going on and on.

No kidding?

The guy's a living legend or something?

Yeah. According to Raymond,

he's the original hoochie-coochie man.

I think Otis lemon supposedly died...

God, what? 20 years ago.

So he's a dead living legend.

Lots of homeless people

claim to be other people.

Last week it was Abraham Lincoln.

You're kidding?

He tried to emancipate Raymond three times.

I think it would be nice

to know Otis is still alive.

Don't feed me

no more cornbread

I got

meat on my mind

Give it a rest, big mama.

Thanks.

Jimi Hendrix played that.

Hendrix stole that from you?

Nah.

Hendrix stole that from leadbelly.

Leadbelly stole that from me.

So why do they call you blind Otis?

Something to do with the way you play?

Nah. Truth is it's on account of my driving.

After a gig in Memphis,

I ran smack into this tree...

Splot!

And that's when our bass man,

toothless Leroy Lewis,

started calling me blind Otis.

That's when i started calling him toothless Lewis.

Oh, man.

You should've never stopped playing.

You were the best.

It's the same old story.

I thought I had to drink a lot of booze

to play them blues.

I guess it made me an alcoholic,

only back then they called you a drunk.

I started missing gigs,

disappearing for weeks at a time.

Soon, most people thought I died,

including an ex-girlfriend

who was tracking me down to put a hurt on me,

so it wasn't all bad.

Do you still, um...

I don't drink no more.

I'm into clean living now.

Never stop playing. Blues is happening.

Hey, I know a guy with a club downtown.

The audience would say, "blind Otis who?"

No way!

As soon as you're out, I'll take you there.

It would be good to play again.

Mmm.

Blind Otis lemon,

back making sweet lemonade.

I'll confirm your suspicion, Dr. howser.

100% loss of hearing in the right ear.

The cause?

The scarring suggests chronic infection,

probably since childhood.

Exactly.

Inoperable and unassistable.

What about the left?

Well...

There's, uh... Acoustic neuroma.

Very good, doctor.

The tumor's quite large.

This could become life-threatening.

Unfortunately, the removal of such a tumor

usually results in a total loss of hearing.

You have another alternative?

So when do we do it?

We, Dr. howser?

How did I know

that when you innocently asked for my opinion

a "we" would somehow evolve?

Because you're the best there is.

If anyone will save his hearing, it's you.

I read about your work...

You're out of your league.

I've been seduced by the best.

Besides, I'm booked solid.

No, it's ok. No need to explain.

I'll find someone else...

I hope.

It's just that, well,

this guy's homeless.

We'll just have to release him,

and we'll probably never see him again.

But, hey, you can't save everybody.

All right. All right.

Have him prepped and ready

at 7:30 A.M. tomorrow. Sharp.

You mean i ain't going to hear nothing?

Uh, that's very likely,

but Dr. stoessl's the best around.

It's been nice knowing you, little doc.

Otis, this tumor's large.

With this operation, you may prolong your life.

I'm 71, broke, and on the streets.

Maybe I don't want no prolonging.

I don't believe that.

I don't believe you're someone

who's given up.

I got two things that keep me going...

Listening to music

fussing with Joe.

You'd take that from me?

It's not the end of the world.

You just don't get it.

Me and Joe look out for each other.

We take turns sleeping.

If I can't hear somebody sneaking up,

what good am I?

I might as well give up.

Look, I'm just a 17-year-old white boy

who lives in brentwood.

I don't know the streets.

All I know is,

you've got a close friend

and I've got an operation

that may save your life.

You don't give up, that's for sure.

Otis, don't quit.

Well...

I guess a deaf Otis lemon

is better than a...

Dead Otis lemon.

I've got surgery scheduled for the morning.

Well, ray, I can't play if I can't hear.

We'll do it tonight.

Do what tonight?

Otis is playing tonight downtown.

Sort of a comeback.

Come with us.

We'll bring the girls.

Otis has surgery tomorrow morning.

So one aspirin,

one drink of alcohol, one bite of food,

and the surgery is history.

Dr. howser,

report to pediatrics.

I got to go. Sorry, Otis.

But, doog...

No buts, Vinnie.

How can you do this?

This could be his last chance.

I don't know Otis really is Otis.

What if he is?

Even so, he's a 71-year-old man

who's having surgery in the morning.

He needs rest. I say he's grounded.

Will the neurosurgeon on call please report to E.R.?

That was so easy, it's a crime.

Ahem!

We could have snuck the pointer sisters out.

Vinnie! Ahem!

Vinnie! Ahem!

Oh, dad!

Vinnie.

Vinnie!

He's dead.

He just got back from Florida.

Hurry up! I'm tired of being dead.

Don't worry about it. We're almost there. Just act stiff.

Shh.

Go.

Ohh.

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Mr. lemon.

You got any cotton swabs?

I mean, you know, a sponge bath ain't completely satisfying

without cotton swabs.

Mmm.

Hello, Mr. lemon.

Oh, I thought you were gone.

Now I'm back and you have something to tell me.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Elvis has left the building.

Nurse, would you excuse us?

Certainly, doctor.

Oh, nurse, nurse, nurse, when you come back,

could you bring me some water, please?

I like it tepid.

Where is Otis?

You're asking me to betray a sacred trust

between best friends.

Which you will do if you want that sponge bath.

He went to Jimmy's downtown.

Hey, baby, how you doing?

- Hey. - Hey, what's up?

Smells like a juke joint.

Stale beer, old cigarettes,

sweaty women.

Man, that's good.

Hey, there's Jimmy.

Otis!

Busted.

Otis, we're going back to the hospital.

Let him play, doogie.

What are you doing?

You could lose your job.

I'll take that chance.

It's worth it to us.

Doog, he was with us the whole time.

He didn't take aspirin, had no food or drink.

Good. Now let's get him to the hospital.

Look, little doc.

I'm an old man.

I squandered the best part of my life on drink.

If I can never hear again,

I can never play again.

I need this chance to find that part of me

I used to be proud of.

One song.

No way I am going to put this old man on stage.

Jimmy, this old man really is blind Otis lemon.

Everybody knows Otis lemon died in '68.

Look, if I died in '68,

how could I be standing here talking to you now?

I saw Otis play in mobile

in the summer of '58.

You don't even look like him.

Summer of '58?

That would have to be Wilma's.

Yeah, that's the place.

Only played there one night.

I know.

Right after our last set,

I was eating some ribs,

and all of a sudden Wilma stuck me

with a barbecue fork

'cause I was flirting with that barmaid Ruby instead of her.

Ain't that some nerve?

I don't know.

Any fool could stick himself with a barbecue fork.

Maybe he isn't blind Otis, but what if he is?

You would blow a lifetime opportunity.

Come on, Jimmy. Have a little faith.

You got five minutes.

That's it.

Good luck, Otis.

Good luck, buddy.

It's not a matter of luck.

It's a matter of divine intervention.

This better not be a joke.

Anybody got a bottleneck?

Sure.

Thanks, man.

They call it stormy Monday

but Tuesday is just as bad

they call it stormy Monday...

My god, it is blind Otis lemon.

Arthur!

Raise the price of the drinks!

Wednesday is worse, baby

and o-o-oh, Thursday is oh, oh, so sad

got my mojo working

got, got, got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

but it just don't work on you

got a gypsy woman

giving me advice

got a gypsy woman

giving me advice

got a whole lot of tricks

keeping here on ice

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

got my mojo working

but it just don't work on you

no, no, no

whoo

Can you hear me?

Oh, come on, listen hard, o...

Come on, Otis. Listen hard.

Come on, man, hear me.

You couldn't hear with that bandage, either.

Oh, come on, Otis, come on, say something.

Talk.

Joe, will you shut up?

Oh, lord, thank you.

O.K., all right.

Next, you're going to want to pucker up.

We'll observe you, then release you.

Can't I get out by Friday?

We didn't know you had a pressing engagement.

It's not a pressing engagement,

it's a gig.

Jimmy begged me to play his club.

Ooh, you got a job?

Three nights a week.

And good money, too!

All right, we're with the high rollers now.

Me and you all the way.

Remember our slogan?

New shoes

or no shoes

new blues

or no blues

penthouse

or no house

side by side

by side

Thank you.

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