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You better hurry up.
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Madame's on her way.
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Piece of cake.
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Excusez-moi. Piece of croissant.
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You've spelled hotel wrong.
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Hotel.
It's the same.
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There's a hat
on the "o."
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That's sick. Words should
not wear accessories.
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French is a beautiful
language, Vinnie.
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The language of love.
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Italian is the language of love.
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Italian is
the language of Linguini.
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Bonjour, mes eleves.
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Bonjour, madame feldblum.
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Or should we say,
"madame bulge"?
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Il fait Beau aujourd'hui,
n'est-ce pas?
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Asseyez-vous.
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I think we all have
our letters ready.
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You're in Paris.
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You're writing home to describe
your wonderful trip...
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Or it could be a terrible trip.
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It doesn't matter, as long
as you're writing in French.
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So, who would like to start?
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Don't all volunteer at once.
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Yes, Guillaume.
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I took the Liberty
of incorporating
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a trip to versailles.
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I hope that's all right.
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How do you say
"weenie" in French?
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Did you wish to contribute
something, Vincent?
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Non. Merci.
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"Mes chers parents.
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"J'ai decide aujourd'hui
de visiter versailles.
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Quel palace!
C'etait vraiment formidable!"
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"J'ai vu l'arc de triomphe.
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"J'ai vu la louvre.
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"J'ai vu McDonald's.
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"C'etait tres interessant.
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Amities, Janine."
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Very nice, Janine,
though I think
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you might have ventured
off the champs elysees.
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I think we have time
for just one more.
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Monsieur delpino.
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"Mon petit
chou a la creme."
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Chou a la creme?
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Yeah. It was
a delicious dessert.
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"Je suis fou de toi.
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"Tu es si Beau que je ne
me fais pas confiance,
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seul avec toi."
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Yeah, it was a funny trip.
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"Je reve de tes forts
bras masculins.
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Je t'aime,
doogie howser."
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"I dream of your
strong, masculine arms.
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I love you, doogie howser."
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Explanation, Mr. delpino.
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Dr. howser's
a very charismatic young man.
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You stole this
letter from Wanda.
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I was doing her a favor.
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She was too
embarrassed to read it herself,
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and it was
such a moving...
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I'm going to ask you
a straight question.
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Be honest.
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Why did you take this class?
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My girlfriend's taking it,
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it's close to my locker,
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and it's a beeline
to the cafeteria.
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You chose this class
because of its location.
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I'd have to say it was a factor.
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I don't know what
i find more annoying...
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Your laziness
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or your complete
lack of respect for my subject.
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Your grade
for this semester will be an "f."
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Um, can I change my answer?
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How's it going, doog?
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I want you to listen
to something.
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If it's the rap album
with naked butts, I've heard it.
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Great cover,
questionable lyrics.
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Bonjour, zis ees Wanda.
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I'm dreaming of your
strong, masculine arms,
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you little honeybunch,
you! Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Kids are cruel.
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Vinnie, do you realize
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you've completely
humiliated me and Wanda?
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I disagree.
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I think this paints you
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in a very flattering
romantic light.
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Who's going to say
you're a stuffy overachiever now?
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In fact, I think
you should thank me.
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I've been getting calls,
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and Wanda won't
come out of her room
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because you were too lazy
to do your French homework.
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Who cares about French?
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Why waste time
with some language
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that sounds like
you're choking when you speak it?
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You want to make
movies, don't you?
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Yeah, but not in French...
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Unless I cast Isabel adjani,
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in which case
a few phrases may come in handy,
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like, "let me brush
that sand off your bathing suit."
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Don't be an idiot.
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You need a language
to get into college.
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I got Italian.
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You only know
swear words in Italian.
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What else do you need?
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Fine. Put that
on your resume...
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"fluent in
latinic obscenities."
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Wait a minute.
You serious?
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I got to have
a foreign lingo for film school?
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My teacher just
doomed me to an "f."
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What will I do?
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You can do some work.
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That's great.
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You crawled
out of the womb reciting algorithms.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You never realize how hard it is
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for someone with
regular brain cells.
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You always get applause.
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I can't open a book
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without your
genius shadow looming over me.
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So now it's me?
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You're incredible.
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In any situation,
you can always find
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a reason for why
it's not your fault.
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It's not.
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You're not a serious person.
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Sometimes I have a hard time
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understanding why we're friends.
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You're breaking up
with me, is that what you're saying?
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I'm saying
i don't find you funny anymore.
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I'm going to see Wanda.
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You think you're the only genius
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with Lakers season tickets?
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Stop where you are, madame!
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I'm here to make you
a presentation...
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My extra-credit project,
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les fromages de la belle France.
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I went to three
different supermarkets
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to assemble this.
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We got camembert,
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brie,
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roquefort.
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Dutch edam?
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It was on special.
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Excuse me.
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I have to go.
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Come on, madame feldblum.
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I put a lot of work into this.
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Does "too little too late"
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mean anything to you?
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I'm making an effort.
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Cheese on cardboard
isn't going to cut it.
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You have to want to learn.
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I'll take extra classes.
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I offered you extra help.
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You said your grandfather was
on a life-support machine.
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It was just indigestion.
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Look... Madame...
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I don't think you appreciate
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how much trouble
i have with French.
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I got a block with languages.
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I try saying
"je m'apelle Vincent,"
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and my hands start to sweat.
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My eyeballs are popping.
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I'm like
Arnold Schwarzenegger on Mars.
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Everyone feels that way
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when they speak
a foreign language. Look at...
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Ohh! This elevator!
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Janine doesn't
have a flair for languages,
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but she tries!
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I'm not Janine.
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Exactly.
If anything, you have more talent,
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more flair, more curiosity.
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You have no idea,
Vincent, how frustrating it is
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to see a gifted
student resolutely squandering his...
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Hiccups?
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Ohh!
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Contraction?
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When are you, um, you know...
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Two weeks.
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Bags of time.
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Why don't you finish
what you were saying
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about me being talented?
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We were making progress.
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Ohh!
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Ohh!
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Don't do that, madame.
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This isn't the time or place.
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You'd better call security.
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I'm on it.
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O.K., it's ringing.
Don't panic.
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Even if you're in labor,
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you could be days
away from delivery.
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Since when did you become
such an expert on labor?
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Doogie howser.
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You two often sit
around discussing childbirth?
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No. We sit around
discussing sex.
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Childbirth always
seems to follow.
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Hello?
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Yeah. We're stuck.
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Yes, it's delpino,
and, no, I didn't do anything!
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It just stopped
like it always does.
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Ohh!
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Hurry up, will you?
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While you're at it,
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put me through
to 555-9980.
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Oh, come on! Even
in jail, they give you one call!
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Then he blames me.
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Says I give him a complex.
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Well, i see his point.
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Should I act
as stupid as he does
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so he'll feel better?
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I'm just saying
that you should make allowances.
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You're a tough act to follow.
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Hello.
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Mrs. howser,
it's Vinnie.
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Hello, Vinnie.
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Is doogie there?
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Uh, no.
He's not in.
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I mean, he's in, but he's busy.
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I know you're there, howser!
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Get on the phone.
This is an emergency!
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You better take it.
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He sounds desperate.
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He always sounds desperate.
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What?
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I'm stuck in an elevator
with a pregnant woman
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who's going into labor.
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You've got to tell me
what to do.
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How far apart are
the contractions?
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They're not far enough
apart for me!
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Don't worry about contractions.
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Just stay calm.
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You've got time
until her water breaks.
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Ummm.
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I... I'm soaked.
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What is it?
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Either she had
a six-pack for lunch
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or her water just broke.
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What's happening now?
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There's some groaning,
some sweating,
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and some weakness in the knees.
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Otherwise, I'm o.K.
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Actually, doog,
I'm really ared-scay.
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Huh?
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Ared-scay, oog-day.
I'm eak-fraying out.
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Slow, Vinnie. My pig Latin's
a little rusty.
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She's aving-hay
the aby-bay.
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Calm down.
I'll send an ambulance.
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Talk to him.
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So, Vinnie...
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How's school?
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I'll get back to you
on that one.
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Absolutely
nothing to worry about.
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I feel very confident.
Help is on its way.
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Um...
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Want some cheese while we wait?
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O.K.
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I thought...
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You had a problem
with foreign languages.
260
00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:20,219
Huh?
261
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:25,758
I eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay.
262
00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:27,393
Do I get an extra credit?
263
00:13:27,394 --> 00:13:29,128
A joke.
264
00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:31,263
Oh... Sorry.
265
00:13:31,264 --> 00:13:33,824
I make jokes when I get nervous.
266
00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:36,635
You should have seen me
at my confirmation.
267
00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:38,822
Had the priest in hysterics.
268
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:41,824
What are you doing?
269
00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:45,822
Well, I was reading
in the enquirer...
270
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:49,482
How, in certain
moments of crisis...
271
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,151
Some people develop the...
272
00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:54,220
Superhuman powers of...
273
00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:55,831
Strength!
274
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,362
Doogie, thank goodness
you're here.
275
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:05,824
Some guy's trapped
with the French teacher.
276
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,399
She's going into labor.
277
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400
It's Vinnie.
278
00:14:08,401 --> 00:14:09,369
What's Vinnie?
279
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,337
The guy in the elevator.
280
00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:14,373
He can't
even watch when Bambi's being born.
281
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:17,376
I'm in the hallway
on the second floor.
282
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,822
The paramedics are on their way.
283
00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:22,548
The firemen and mechanics
are on the roof.
284
00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:24,717
We've established
where everyone is.
285
00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:25,823
Now get us out.
286
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,187
Have you been
timing the contractions?
287
00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:31,458
She's been
screaming about every half-minute.
288
00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:34,760
Feel for what?
289
00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,129
Whose head?
290
00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:38,830
Doog, i can't do that.
291
00:14:38,831 --> 00:14:40,600
She's my French teacher.
292
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:44,137
He wants you to
feel for its head.
293
00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:53,829
Nothing.
294
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:55,648
There they are.
295
00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:58,717
We'll need oxygen,
blankets, and the isolette.
296
00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,219
Just stay calm, Vinnie.
297
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:03,155
We're going to have
this elevator working.
298
00:15:03,156 --> 00:15:06,725
You're not going
to have to deliver this baby.
299
00:15:06,726 --> 00:15:07,694
Sit tight.
300
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:09,195
The motor's shorted out.
301
00:15:09,196 --> 00:15:12,231
We're going to have
to take it apart.
302
00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:13,332
How long?
303
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:16,336
Could be half hour,
could be tomorrow.
304
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:23,475
Vinnie, just to be
on the safe side,
305
00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:26,478
I'm going
to run through some childbirth procedures.
306
00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:30,482
You said I wasn't going
to have to do this.
307
00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:32,484
Now I'm saying you might.
308
00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:35,187
Aah!
309
00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:36,222
Aah!
310
00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:37,190
Aah!
311
00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:39,191
I am never having kids.
312
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:41,193
All right.
Now, Vinnie, listen.
313
00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:43,696
Wrap something clean
around your hands.
314
00:15:43,697 --> 00:15:46,198
The baby's going to be slippery.
315
00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:48,634
I don't want you dropping it.
316
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:49,830
I can't do this.
317
00:15:49,831 --> 00:15:51,637
Yes, you can.
318
00:15:51,638 --> 00:15:53,439
I'm not a serious person.
319
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,541
This is a serious situation,
320
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:56,828
so get me out!
321
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:59,211
Remember when i was sick?
322
00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:01,680
You were brave enough to visit.
323
00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:03,249
You weren't scared.
324
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:07,253
I was 8. I didn't know
a hospital from Disneyland!
325
00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:08,823
We've been through a lot.
326
00:16:08,824 --> 00:16:10,422
We'll get through this.
327
00:16:10,423 --> 00:16:11,828
I have faith in you.
328
00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:14,694
Ohh.
329
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:18,530
Um, look, uh...
330
00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:22,824
Madame feldblum,
there's a very outside chance
331
00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:26,828
I'm going to
have to deliver your baby.
332
00:16:26,829 --> 00:16:29,775
What, you think
I've never done this before?
333
00:16:29,776 --> 00:16:34,313
I was just thinking
of how it was supposed to be...
334
00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:37,316
The doctor meeting me
at the hospital,
335
00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:40,552
my husband holding my hand.
336
00:16:40,553 --> 00:16:42,826
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
337
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:46,827
This ain't exactly
been a great week for me, either.
338
00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:48,827
Two months of lamaze classes,
339
00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:52,827
and I'm having my baby
in an elevator...
340
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,826
With my worst French student!
341
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:58,828
I thought
i was going to go to film school.
342
00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:02,608
I was going to
make something of my life.
343
00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:03,609
Ehh!
344
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:04,710
Ohh!
345
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:05,829
What is it?
346
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,827
Ohh! I feel something.
347
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:09,148
Aah!
348
00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:11,583
Doog, we got a head!
349
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,619
The next time she breathes,
350
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:17,823
tell her to
sustain it for as long as she can,
351
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,726
push hard, then relax
and do it again.
352
00:17:20,727 --> 00:17:22,494
Push, madame!
353
00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:23,826
Push like crazy!
354
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,164
I can't!
355
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,821
You're a tough lady.
I've seen you in action.
356
00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:30,469
I'm not ready!
I want my husband!
357
00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:33,572
I'll make a commitment
to learn French
358
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,830
if you make a commitment
to have this baby.
359
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:38,677
Push once... For me?
360
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:41,313
If you don't like it,
i won't ask again.
361
00:17:41,314 --> 00:17:42,348
Aah!
362
00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:44,283
That's it!
You're doing fine!
363
00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:45,284
Aah!
364
00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:47,822
His head's all the way out!
365
00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:49,388
Remind her to breathe.
366
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:50,256
She's breathing.
367
00:17:50,257 --> 00:17:51,623
Tell her to exhale,
368
00:17:51,624 --> 00:17:54,822
take short breaths like
Debbie does Dallas.
369
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,230
Oh, right! Breathe,
madame, like this.
370
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:03,169
Here comes the rest.
371
00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:07,173
He's got arms and everything.
372
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,675
I got him.
373
00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:11,677
I got him.
374
00:18:11,678 --> 00:18:13,513
It's a baby.
375
00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:18,317
Now gently stick
your finger in his mouth
376
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:20,153
and clear away the mucus.
377
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:27,459
Doog, he ain't got no genitals!
378
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,822
It's a girl, vin.
379
00:18:29,823 --> 00:18:31,830
Madame, it's a girl!
380
00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:34,234
Congratulations!
381
00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,717
All right.
Start an I.V.
382
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:53,821
Here we go.
383
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:56,821
Let's get her up on the gurney.
384
00:18:56,822 --> 00:18:58,390
Ma'am, just lean back.
385
00:18:58,391 --> 00:18:59,391
Thank you.
386
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:00,760
Just relax.
387
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,429
O.K., you got her?
388
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,531
Yeah.
389
00:19:05,532 --> 00:19:07,533
Oh, look at the baby!
390
00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:09,569
Oh, how cute!
391
00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:28,830
Hold me.
392
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,528
This your first?
393
00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:37,529
Yeah.
394
00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:39,699
Me, too.
395
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:43,469
Your wife?
396
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,472
Actually, my French teacher.
397
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,825
O.K., vin. Madame feldblum's
ready for you.
398
00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:50,828
Great.
399
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,485
8 pounds, 4 ounces.
400
00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:01,826
Not bad for your first child.
401
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,827
You may have
a job in obstetrics.
402
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,492
Next time I use
the word "labor,"
403
00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:08,828
I want to be talking
about teamsters.
404
00:20:08,829 --> 00:20:10,496
Am I funny again?
405
00:20:10,497 --> 00:20:11,697
Yeah, you're funny again.
406
00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:15,400
Doog, I owe
you and Wanda an apology.
407
00:20:15,401 --> 00:20:16,830
I really was a jerk.
408
00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:22,207
And, uh, thanks for
getting me through it.
409
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,825
Thanks for believing in me.
410
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,311
Waah!
411
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,381
Doog, let's never
break up again!
412
00:20:29,382 --> 00:20:31,822
Get in there.
413
00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:38,757
Is that the kid?
414
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,493
Shh!
415
00:20:42,362 --> 00:20:44,663
Oh, she cleans up good!
416
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,431
What's her name?
417
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:48,267
Danielle.
418
00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:51,829
Yeah. I guess Vincent
was too much to hope for.
419
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,740
Well, I kept my part
of the bargain.
420
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:56,830
Are you going to keep yours?
421
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:59,827
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Absolutely.
422
00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:01,547
What did I promise?
423
00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,515
I was a little panicked.
424
00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:07,822
We'll start
the extra lessons as soon as I'm up.
425
00:21:07,823 --> 00:21:10,355
Three one-hour
sessions a week.
426
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,357
I want to pass.
427
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,393
I don't want to be
Gerard Depardieu.
428
00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:17,821
Je me suis trompe
sur toi, Vincent.
429
00:21:17,822 --> 00:21:21,823
Tu as beaucoup plusde caractere que jepensais.
430
00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:23,823
That sounded like a compliment.
431
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,824
Are you going to translate?
432
00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:28,823
No. No, you are.
433
00:21:28,824 --> 00:21:31,611
In about a month.
434
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:43,722
The baby business
has taken its toll with Vinnie.
435
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,457
He did a great job.
436
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:49,825
I don't think I'll
ever get over the miracle of birth.
437
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:51,825
It must be so magical
438
00:21:51,826 --> 00:21:54,826
to watch your own
child being born.
439
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,401
Magical?
440
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,827
It's terrible.
441
00:21:57,828 --> 00:22:00,823
At least it was with you.
442
00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:05,377
They were going
to do a c-section, changed their minds.
443
00:22:05,378 --> 00:22:08,380
You came out with a pointy head.
444
00:22:08,381 --> 00:22:10,415
Your mother burst into tears.
445
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,828
You're making that up.
446
00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:15,188
Why do you think
you're an only child?
447
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,822
Good night, son.
448
00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:21,294
Good night, dad.
449
00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:25,894
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