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Dr. howser,
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something unique
and rather youthful
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happened to me this morning.
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I don't think
i want to hear this.
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Douglas, do you ever
watch the music channel?
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Yeah. Sometimes.
It's pretty popular.
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Terrific. Their program
director called me
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and proposed
an interesting idea that involves you.
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What?
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They want to capitalize
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on your age and position.
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In fact, they're
of the opinion that your voice,
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through
public service health spots,
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could reach their young viewers.
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I'm no good in front of cameras.
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You should see my
driver's license picture.
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This is an opportunity
through the media
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to touch the lives of
millions of youngsters,
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educate them about their bodies.
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The serious health
problems we face today.
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Plus the publicity for eastman.
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Gosh, I hadn't
thought about that.
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But give it some thought.
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They're awfully excited
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and ready to...
Rock 'n' roll,
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shall we say?
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Second floor nursing manager
to admitting.
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Second floor nursing manager
to admitting.
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This is aces, man.
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Why are you even
thinking about it?
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Kicking it on the music channel.
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It'll be like Thanksgiving.
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I'm a professional.
My job's here.
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O.K., o.K.
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Let's intelligently
weigh the options.
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On the one hand,
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you're surrounded
by hemorrhaging open wounds.
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On the other, you're
hanging with babes wearing iron bras.
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There's no need
to go to jury on this.
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The timing couldn't be better.
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Every woman in music
has a visible navel.
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I've never heard of anything
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that has absolutely
no down side,
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but before you
make up your mind,
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let me drop this...
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Say you feel a new lump
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in a sensitive spot
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and you're feeling
like a chump
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'cause it itches a lot
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just ask doctor doogie
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ask doctor doogie
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you say your girl's
a little late
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you're kind of scared
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don't know your fate
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just ask doctor doogie
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ask doctor doogie
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feeling
like the pits
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'cause your face
is full of zits
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your head's in the sink
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too much to drink
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just ask doctor doogie
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ask doctor doogie
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got a spot
on your head
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and it's turning
bright red
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and your heart
ain't beatin'
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like a thoroughbred
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when you got no clue
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there's nothing
left to do but
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ask doctor doogie
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ask
doctor doogie
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ask doctor doogie
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ask doctor doogie
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ask doctor doogie
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There you go.
Sorry about that corner.
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Next time, we'll get
you one with four-wheel drive.
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See you.
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Cheer up. Everything's
going to be fine
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once we locate a marrow donor.
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Right.
Whenever that is.
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Hey, hold on here.
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Your hla type is
filed in a national registry.
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You said
the odds were on the long side.
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But you've got a better chance
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than these guys do
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of going to the world series.
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They shouldn't have
traded guerrero.
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Personally, I think
belcher's a stopper, not a starter.
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There's a great kid
in Albuquerque they could get.
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There's always next year.
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There's the attitude.
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Hang in there, slugger.
We'll beat this thing.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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I've got a friend at centinela.
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I got this for you.
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Orel hershiser's rotator cuff.
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God, thanks,
Dr. howser.
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Don't worry, Candace.
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We've got plenty of
relief in the bull pen.
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Dr. Barry,
call the pharmacy.
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What are you trying to,
figure out the lottery?
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I've got to
match up six numbers of a marrow type
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to save a girl's life.
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So far,
four numbers is the best I've got.
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So what about the script?
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Can you believe that crap?
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This is truly bitchen stuff.
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You liked it?
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Absolutely righteous.
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You've got to do it.
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I already said yes.
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Canfield
and the board are doing cartwheels.
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There wasn't another
acceptable answer.
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Cool.
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Yeah. We'll see
how cool.
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This is so excellent.
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My parents are away
for the whole weekend.
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Janet will be
over at 7:00.
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You go get Stacey and Lisa.
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Now, there's two
bedrooms upstairs,
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and this folds into a bed.
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It's going to be lounge city.
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So get moving.
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Come on, dudes.
What's the matter?
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There's no reason
not to do this.
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Doctor doogie!
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Here's a reason.
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Whoa!
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How'd you like to
spend nine months like that?
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You know,
you don't have to do it,
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but if you're going to,
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be safe, be responsible.
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The condom...
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Don't leave your pants
without it.
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Ask doctor doogie.
Second spot.
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Come on, honey, have one more.
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I think we've had too much.
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It's not hard stuff.
It's only beer.
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Only beer, huh?
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Oh, no.
It's doctor doogie.
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Don't be blowing smoke.
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There's as much alcohol
in one beer
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as in one mixed drink
or glass of the grape.
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I didn't know that.
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You might not know this either.
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Alcohol affects your heart rate.
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It lowers your resistance
to bacteria, and...
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Each glass is about
160 calories,
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and it has been known
to cause impotence.
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You don't drink and drive,
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but take it one step farther.
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Don't drink... And live.
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Cut.
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Print. Perfect.
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That was good.
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Fabulomundo!
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Bravo!
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That was outstanding, doogie.
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You're not actually
going to air these, are you?
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Sure.
You were great.
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You're doing some terrific work.
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We're going to air
these all right.
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We'll air them a lot.
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Janet! Sweetheart!
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It's him. Oh!
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Fame
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makes a man
take things over
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fame
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makes him loose,
hard to swallow
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fame puts you there
where things are hollow
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fame
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fame
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it's not your brain,
it's just a flame
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that puts you, tries
to keep you the same
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fame
fame
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fame
fame
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fame
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once you get
there's no tomorrow
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fame
fame
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what you need
you have to borrow
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fame
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fame
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lying is fine
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it's just his line
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to find
you've just committed a
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crime
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I've heard you want to
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break into filmmaking.
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Kind of.
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No. Yeah.
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Some people...
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Is it any wonder
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I'll reject you first
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fame, fame
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fame, fame
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is it any wonder
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you're too cool
to fool
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fame
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Oh!
Aah!
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Fame
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chili for me
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got to get it on
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fame
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fame
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From this angle, you look like
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the mother in psycho.
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Shut up. Get me to
the second floor.
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Look, I've examined you,
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and there's nothing
wrong with you.
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We want a second opinion...
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From doctor doogie.
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Get me out of here.
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From doctor doogie.
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He's your second opinion.
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You're airheads.
Now take a hike.
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Howser!
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That's you, isn't it?
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Yes, sir, it is.
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We'd better talk.
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I don't understand the problem.
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You don't understand
the problem.
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You're in a dress and a bad wig,
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and you don't
understand the problem?
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You created this
thing, Dr. canfield.
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True.
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But now I guess I'm asking you
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to pull the plug.
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None of us realized
what was going to happen.
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We were media stupid.
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I mean, it must be a nightmare
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having to disguise yourself
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to gain access to the hospital.
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At first i didn't like it,
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but I'm
reaching kids across the country.
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Wait a minute.
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Is it because
you're reaching kids,
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or is it your own ego?
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Maybe it is,
but I'm really getting into it.
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If you don't get out of it,
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you can't continue
being a doctor.
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You're going to
have to make a choice.
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Douglas, please,
stop this runaway train
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before it's too late.
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Kill doctor doogie now.
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I don't know if I can
or if I want to.
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Maybe you should take
a short leave of absence...
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And think about it.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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How's it going, doctor doogie?
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Hi, slugger.
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All my friends can't
believe you're treating me.
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You're a big hit.
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Yeah, well, this whole
doctor doogie thing
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has taken up too much time,
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so I won't be around
for a while.
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What?
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Don't worry.
I'll still be linked up through my home computer,
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monitoring the search
the whole way.
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Everything's
going to be o.K.
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Promise?
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I promise. Get some sleep.
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You wouldn't come to this
alley to see your doctor.
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And this is no drugstore.
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So remember,
if it ain't prescribed,
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it ain't imbibed.
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Cut! Everybody's
on a 15.
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Nah.
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No personal manager
should be without
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one of these gizmos.
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Why do you
even bother me with this stuff?
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It's wrong for his image.
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Can you believe that?
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He wanted you to be a judge
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at the miss garlic festival.
274
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,877
What's the schedule, vin?
275
00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,225
Tomorrow morning
276
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,494
you've got to speak
to some school kids.
277
00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:17,873
Tomorrow night,
the music awards.
278
00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:18,873
Major event.
279
00:13:18,874 --> 00:13:20,876
The car comes
at 5:00.
280
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:23,872
Do we need the limo
with the jacuzzi?
281
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,174
Check. No jacuz'.
282
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,543
Well, tonight you're
looking clear.
283
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:31,876
I can relax.
284
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,513
Hi, Connie. Dr. howser.
285
00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:35,875
Any new numbers in for Candace?
286
00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:39,385
Great. Could you fax
them to my house?
287
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,620
Ahem.
288
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,822
Thanks.
289
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,325
I've been holding
this Williams guy off for days.
290
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,629
You've got to talk to him.
291
00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:52,465
Doctor doogie,
megastar extraordinaire,
292
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,875
Jack Williams...
Advertising.
293
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,236
Doctor doogie.
294
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,672
I've got some
endorsement items to go over with you.
295
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,374
First of all,
296
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,872
the earrings.
297
00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:03,811
Huh?
298
00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,545
And...
299
00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:06,646
The stethoscope.
300
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,447
A plastic version,
301
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,416
from the original, of course.
302
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,874
Tested through
the roof in all the regional areas.
303
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,454
And the t-shirt.
304
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,456
I've got three
different colors...
305
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,593
And logos for you
to choose from.
306
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:21,595
Huh?
307
00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,332
Isn't this a bit much?
308
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,234
Maybe I'd better show you
309
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,669
some projected sales figures
310
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,671
my staff has come up with.
311
00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:34,879
Now, uh,
that's just in the western states.
312
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,873
Let's go with
fluorescent yellow.
313
00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:39,379
The man has taste.
314
00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:44,551
We're late for
the tiger beat photo session.
315
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,875
Hey, hey.
Nice shoes.
316
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:55,294
You like the kicks?
317
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,829
They're my air astaires.
318
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,464
They're definitely def.
319
00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,632
Thanks. Listen...
320
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:02,368
It's going to be you
and Whitney Houston
321
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,470
handing out
the best female award.
322
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,339
Best female what?
323
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,876
Who cares?
You'll be next to the best female.
324
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,577
The award is secondary, man.
325
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,878
If you're smart,
you won't stare at the statuette.
326
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,876
Vincent,
327
00:15:15,877 --> 00:15:18,873
I have a feeling
you're happening.
328
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,521
Dr. canfield called to ask
how you're doing.
329
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,390
What did you say?
330
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,292
I don't know.
How are you?
331
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,293
I'm o.K.
332
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,295
Everything's going to be fine.
333
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,764
I'm going to hop in the shower.
334
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,467
Want to lose the ball and chain
335
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,879
and come with us
to this righteous gig?
336
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,805
What?
337
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,209
I guess maybe not.
338
00:15:46,871 --> 00:15:47,877
Doog, doog.
339
00:15:47,878 --> 00:15:49,582
You all right?
340
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,484
Yeah, yeah. It's just...
341
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,486
I don't know.
It's everything.
342
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,521
Party after party,
promotions, functions,
343
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,689
public appearances.
344
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,190
I'm worn out.
345
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,625
Take it easy.
346
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,229
Ride the wave
till it turns to white water
347
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,879
on the beach of life.
348
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,836
I'm just wondering if
we should open doogieland
349
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,273
in California or Florida.
350
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,879
Hey, what's going on?
351
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,245
God, who are you?
352
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,870
Ahem.
353
00:16:20,871 --> 00:16:22,870
Vinnie!
354
00:16:22,871 --> 00:16:24,251
Call the cops.
355
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,820
No, please don't call
the police.
356
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,870
I just wanted a picture.
357
00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:31,490
It's a good one.
358
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,878
How'd you get in?
359
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:36,873
Did you know you can climb
right up that tree?
360
00:16:36,874 --> 00:16:39,498
Get out the way you came.
361
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,767
O.K., o.K.
362
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,603
I love you.
363
00:16:45,876 --> 00:16:47,640
Well, that's pretty scary.
364
00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:49,871
She could have been nuts.
365
00:16:49,872 --> 00:16:51,877
She could have done anything.
366
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,871
No kidding, it was scary.
I saw the flash.
367
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:58,451
I thought you got
hit by lightning.
368
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,553
Come on.
This is serious.
369
00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,877
It's getting to be too much.
370
00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:04,557
You're a star, man.
371
00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,592
This comes with the territory.
372
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,628
I don't think I like
the territory.
373
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,630
I have no free time.
374
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,878
People in my shower.
375
00:17:12,879 --> 00:17:14,433
It stinks!
376
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,872
Well, it's too big.
377
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:18,170
You can't do anything about it.
378
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,272
I created this.
379
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,241
I can uncreate it.
380
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,244
Fun in the sun.
381
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:29,415
Sometimes fun and sun don't mix.
382
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:33,870
"This is the lentigo melanoma.
383
00:17:33,871 --> 00:17:35,871
"It's a cutaneous
malignant melanoma
384
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:37,356
"found most often
385
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,426
"on sun-exposed
areas of the skin,
386
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,874
"especially the face.
387
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:45,398
"It begins as a circumscribed
macular patch
388
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,870
"of mottled pigmentation
389
00:17:46,871 --> 00:17:49,877
"showing shades of dark brown,
tan, or black,
390
00:17:49,878 --> 00:17:52,271
"and enlarges by lateral growth
391
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,540
before dermal invasion
occurs."
392
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,874
Cut!
393
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,177
What the hell was that?
394
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,678
Just a few changes?
395
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,747
You're killing me here, babe.
396
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,749
I want a different direction,
397
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,786
the character to grow
into something substantial.
398
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:08,754
Trust me on this, babe.
399
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,756
Look, kid, fame is fleeting,
400
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,226
and yours is about to fleet.
401
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,762
Babe, babe, you're
overlooking something.
402
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,230
I have creative control,
403
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,767
so, let's get to
that spot on head lice,
404
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,877
shall we?
405
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,605
"The true lice,
which infect mammals,
406
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,708
"belong to the order anoplura.
407
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,210
"Species parasitic upon man
408
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,413
"are pediculous humanus capitis,
409
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,316
the head louse."
410
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,786
"The casual organisms of typhus,
411
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,822
"relapsing fever,
and trench fever
412
00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:45,825
are transmitted by
the bite of lice."
413
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:48,870
This is Douglas howser
from eastman medical center
414
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:50,870
wishing you and your family
415
00:18:50,871 --> 00:18:52,399
a very happy day.
416
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,874
Fame
417
00:19:05,872 --> 00:19:06,813
Mmph.
418
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:09,248
Fame,
fame, fame, fame
419
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,483
fame, fame
420
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:11,871
Yes.
421
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,687
Fame, fame, fame
422
00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,689
fame
fame, fame, fame
423
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,191
fame
fame, fame, fame
424
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,560
fame, fame, fame
425
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,880
fame
426
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,338
Working a little late tonight.
427
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,806
Oh, hi, Dr. canfield.
428
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,542
Yeah. Putting in
some extra hours.
429
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,876
How's doctor doogie?
430
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,875
Huh. It's a done deal.
431
00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:42,874
They said they'd get back to me.
432
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:46,485
I rather liked your
spot on hammertoes.
433
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,874
Was it fun while it lasted?
434
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:52,491
At first, and then
it got a little nuts.
435
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,493
I couldn't open my door
436
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,295
without someone running at me.
437
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,297
Girls hiding in my shower.
438
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,300
Sounds like it was
fun while it lasted.
439
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,303
On the outside,
but not on the inside.
440
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,870
Well, it's good
to have you back...
441
00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:09,870
Dr.douglashowser.
442
00:20:09,871 --> 00:20:12,378
I like the sound of that.
443
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,180
Whoa!
444
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,314
I found it!
445
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,582
What?
446
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,877
Candace. I got it.
447
00:20:17,878 --> 00:20:19,251
Holy smokes!
448
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,880
I got to go.
449
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:26,873
We did it, Candace.
All six numbers.
450
00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:28,395
We got the donor.
451
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:47,346
Didn't you used to be
doctor doogie?
452
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,381
In a former life.
453
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,484
Just wanted to say
good night, son.
454
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,879
Dad, wait.
455
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,879
When I took my little
leave of absence,
456
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,658
how come you and mom never...
457
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,871
Never came down on me about it?
458
00:21:02,872 --> 00:21:05,531
Well...
459
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,533
At first we wanted to,
460
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,875
and then we thought it over,
461
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,504
and we decided it was best
462
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,506
that you discover for yourself
463
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,877
where you really belong,
464
00:21:15,878 --> 00:21:17,873
and you did.
465
00:21:17,874 --> 00:21:20,873
Sometimes you guys
are hard to figure.
466
00:21:20,874 --> 00:21:22,448
These things actually work.
467
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,873
I tried it on myself today.
468
00:21:24,874 --> 00:21:27,871
I think I'll keep it
as a memento
469
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:30,356
of my 15 minutes of fame.
470
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:34,360
I think there's
a few more minutes left in you.
471
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,195
Will you miss that excitement?
472
00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:38,872
Not as much as the excitement
of being a real doctor.
473
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,875
Good night, son.
474
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,608
Good night, dad.
475
00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:53,208
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