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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Igor!
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Igor!
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Yes, Dr. doogenstein.
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I'm ready for the brain.
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No problem.
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I wasn't using it anyway.
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Quickly.
We must install it
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while the storm
is at its zenith.
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Yecchh.
This is really scuzzy.
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No one said dealingwith the undeadwould be tidy.
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Yeah, right.
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Doc, do me a favor.
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Scratch my hump.
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Higher.
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Higher!
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Harder. Harder!
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Oh, yeah!
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There.
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Now, hurry.
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Uggh!
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Jump in any time.
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Oh.
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Push, Igor.
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Push!
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Oh, man.
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Now I got frontal lobe
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stuck all under my fingernails.
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It's time.
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Igor, it's the moment
of my creation.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ha ha.
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It's alive.
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It's alive.
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It's alive!
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Alive!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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And then I wake up.
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The same dream over and over.
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So what do you think, doc?
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Does this dream have
any significance at all?
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What do you think?
What do you think?
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Shrinks.
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How would you describe
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doogie's state of mind
over the past year?
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Extremely healthy.
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He's a remarkably stable
and well adjusted young man.
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He's a happy boy.
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A mother's delight.
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Horny.
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Yeah, Vinnie would say that.
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Well?
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Wait a minute.
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Is my sex life really relevant
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to a study of child prodigies?
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Yes.
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I'm charting your intellectual,
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emotional, and
sexual development.
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Well, my sexual development
is just bitchin', thank you.
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Write that down.
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I'm writing it.
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Still... A... Virgin.
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By choice. By choice.
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I turned down
the chance to have sex three times last year.
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You don't have to write
that down.
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Your questions were
a lot less embarrassing
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when I was 8 years old.
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You only have to
put up with me for one more year.
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So, I understand
you're a third-year resident now.
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Yeah. They've loaded up
some new responsibilities.
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Like, I'm supervising interns.
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I'm in charge of people
10 years older than me,
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which can be
a little weird sometimes.
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So you feel overworked?
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All third-year residents
feel overworked.
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But you're only 17.
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Hey, I can handle it.
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I still have time to be a kid.
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I make ample opportunity
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for satisfactory social
interactions with my peers.
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I like that.
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Write that down, too.
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Last night, Vinnie was
hanging around the room.
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Come on. Measure me.
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I refuse to enter college
at my present stature.
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The term "big man on campus"
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is never going to
apply to you, squirt.
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Uh, 63 1/4 inches.
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Yes. Not only does this
make me taller,
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it allows me
to look up your skirt.
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One more year of high school
and then college.
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I know where I want to go.
San Diego state.
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Notorious party school.
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Doogie, in college,
were you in a fraternity?
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Since I was only 8,
i joined a fraternity
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where all the guys wore
pajamas with feet.
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All I know is my primary
collegiate goal
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was to divest myself
of parental supervision.
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Yeah. Living away from home
is going to be outrageous.
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Toga parties.
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Beer busts.
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Party! Party! Party!
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- Party! Party! Party!
- Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. College
isn't all fun and frisbees.
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It's about getting an education,
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preparing for your future,
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intellectual stimulation, right?
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Party! Party! Party!
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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- Party! Party! Party!
- Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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They act like
such kids sometimes.
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They are kids.
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They don't have to wallow in it.
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Any chance
you're... jealous?
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Of what?
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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O.K. Maybe
they'll have a little mindless fun in college
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that I missed out on,
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but they'll also suffer
all that adolescent angst:
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Who am I? Where am I going?
What do I want to be?
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I knew what I'd be
when I was 6: A doctor.
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That's what I'll be now
and 50 years from now.
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17 years old,
and everything's settled,
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locked in, forever.
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What could be better than that?
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Let's move to the next question.
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O.K.
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I forgot to wish you
a happy birthday.
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You just turned 17.
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Thanks.
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I had a swim party.
It's was going to be great.
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Was going to be great?
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It started out great.
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Happy birthday, doogie.
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Oh, thanks.
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O.K., ladies.
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Let's not waste any precious
moments of sunshine.
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Let's get on our swim togs.
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Pool house is right over there.
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I'll be right back.
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Wet girls in wet bikinis.
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Having a swim party
was a brilliant idea.
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It was yours.
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I know. So how
will you ever thank me?
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Get out of here!
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I'm so psyched.
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Everything is perfect.
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Nothing is going to interfere
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with this
youthful celebration of the flesh.
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David, need more buns
for the grill?
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Righto, darling.
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Thank you.
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We got to 86
the old folks, doog.
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My mom lives for
my birthday parties.
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In five minutes,
you'll be smearing suntan oil
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all over Wanda's bikinied body.
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You want her to witness that?
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You're right.
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It's my duty to protect
that sweet woman.
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Let me handle it.
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Dr. howser.
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What am I saying?
Dave.
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Can I call you Dave?
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No.
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Sir, here's 14 bucks.
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Why don't you
take Mrs. h. To a flick?
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I hear on golden pond
is playing.
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Mom, dad,
this is my 17th birthday party.
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I'm on the cusp of being a man.
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But it's hard to feel manly
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when your parents
are serving ice cream and cake.
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So I was wondering
if maybe you would consider...
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Getting lost?
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Beautifully put, mom.
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Bravo. Bravo.
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Happy birthday, doogie.
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Thanks.
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No booze.
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We have divested ourselves
of parental supervision.
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Yes!
Yes!
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Hey, doogie!
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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I wish they all could be
California
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I wish they all
could be California
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I wish they all could be
California
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Girls
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You were beeped
away from your own birthday party?
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Hey, I understand.
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Welch got the flu,
and I was next on rotation.
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So...
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So... You were
professional about it.
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Yeah, professional.
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Exactly. That's it.
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You were professional
as a doctor.
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But as a kid,
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didn't you resent it?
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No.
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I didn't like it,
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but it was important
that I got to the E.R. when I did.
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A kid had been
in a motorcycle accident.
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Aagh.
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Sorry.
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But you've got half
of Hollywood boulevard
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embedded in your keister.
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I think I see Cher's star.
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That's funny.
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Where's Michael LEONETTI?
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In there.
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Great. My old man. First
words out of his mouth:
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"You and that
damn motorcycle."
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You and that damn motorcycle.
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They called me at work.
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I rush here, losing
half a day's pay.
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For all I knew,
your brains got splattered.
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Luckily he landed
on his buttocks.
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He did fall on his brains.
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Give me a break.
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Do you know what'll
happen to my insurance?
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That bike is history.
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You're not mature enough
to handle a motorcycle.
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This isn't funny, Michael!
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I-I'm having
a heart attack.
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Don't be so dramatic.
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Aagh!
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Dad?
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Dad!
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Is he all right?
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Get the crash cart.
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He's in cardiac arrest.
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Get the ambu bag and O2.
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Move it.
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Get him on the monitor.
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Give him one amp Lidocaine.
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Let's draw blood gases.
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Come on. Come on.
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I'm getting a pulse.
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We've got him going.
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Keep oxygen on him.
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Call ccu, get a bed ready.
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He's going to be
o.K. Now.
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So it was really good
i got beeped when I did.
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What's the big deal?
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I missed another birthday party.
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Another birthday party?
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Come on, doc.
I saved a guy's life.
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I can't deny that's good, but...
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Doesn't it bother you
even a little
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that you're constantly
giving up your childhood
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to be a doctor?
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You're just not getting it.
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Right now, Philip LEONETTI
is in his hospital room
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eating jell-o
and nagging his kid.
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That's all that matters.
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That's all that matters to him.
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What about you?
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I got to go.
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Mr. LEONETTI developed
an arrhythmia and arrested.
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The code team has
been working on him
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since we beeped you.
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Sorry, doog, we lost him.
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Aah!
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Nrrgh.
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Oh, my god!
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It's me.
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Aah!
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I should've seen it.
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Being a doctor is the monster,
and it's strangling me.
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I've been so busy
living up to my potential,
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I forgot to get a life.
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Wanda spent
the whole summer in Europe.
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Look at this skirt.
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Would you want your girlfriend
273
00:13:56,689 --> 00:14:00,689
climbing the Eiffel Tower
in that skirt?
274
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,187
Hmm...
275
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:05,190
Me, I've never had time
to go anywhere.
276
00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:08,193
And it's not just travel,
it's everything.
277
00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:10,195
I went downstairs this morning,
278
00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:12,197
and Vinnie's showing my parents
279
00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:14,691
a video he made
at my birthday party.
280
00:14:14,692 --> 00:14:16,685
Hi!
281
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:20,605
Hey, susie,where's the restof that bathing suit?
282
00:14:20,606 --> 00:14:22,073
Oh, my god!
283
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:24,609
It's called
a thong bikini, Dr. h.
284
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,077
Ain't it great?
285
00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:27,646
Nice suit.
286
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:30,148
Doog, watch this.
This is good.
287
00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:33,451
Here's where
susie berlutti brought out your cake.
288
00:14:33,452 --> 00:14:37,088
Here it is. Who's going to
blow out the candles?
289
00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:40,358
Now that's what I call
a beautiful cake.
290
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:44,362
People get
a kick out of seeing their presents opened.
291
00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:46,687
So I sat in for you.
292
00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:49,689
I knew
you wouldn't want to disappoint your guests.
293
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,137
Very thoughtful.
294
00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:53,687
I love opening presents.
295
00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:56,074
Even when they're not mine.
296
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:58,076
Ohh!Ooh, neat.
297
00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:01,013
Who gave him that?
298
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:11,090
I'd be borrowing it soon anyway.
299
00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,689
Hut, hut, jumbo.
300
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,687
Hut, jumbo! Hut!
301
00:15:15,688 --> 00:15:18,685
She's got a strong back,
that girl.
302
00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:20,598
A toast to the doogster!
303
00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:23,601
Doog, it's the best party
you ever had!
304
00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:26,471
I just want to say thank you.
305
00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:29,040
Ooh!Yay!Ooh!
306
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,688
Happy birthday...
307
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,311
I don't believe this.
308
00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:35,246
Instead of living my life,
309
00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:36,688
I'm watching it on videotape.
310
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:41,019
Happy birthday,
dear doogie
311
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:44,622
happy birthday to you
312
00:15:44,623 --> 00:15:46,685
I can be a doctor any time,
313
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:50,228
but this is the only time
I'll ever be a kid.
314
00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:53,264
I'll just tell canfield
"see you next year,"
315
00:15:53,265 --> 00:15:54,685
or in 10 years.
316
00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:57,235
Why am I doing this to myself?
317
00:15:57,236 --> 00:15:59,538
I can tell you what you told me.
318
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,410
"Right now
Philip LEONETTI is in his room
319
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:08,646
"eating jell-o
and nagging his kid.
320
00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:10,692
That's all
that matters."
321
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:15,087
Philip LEONETTI died yesterday.
322
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:19,689
I'm sorry.
323
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:24,096
He died and nothing I did
really made a difference.
324
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,688
Where are you going?
325
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,688
To take my life back.
326
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,604
Doogie...
327
00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:35,240
Every doctor has a graveyard
328
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,543
he walks through by himself.
329
00:16:38,444 --> 00:16:40,245
I know, doc.
330
00:16:40,246 --> 00:16:43,048
But I'm only 17, remember?
331
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:48,683
Dr. Schwartz to maternity.
332
00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:50,685
Dr. Schwartz to maternity.
333
00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:53,690
Dr. howser?
334
00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:57,395
I want to talk to you
about my father.
335
00:16:57,396 --> 00:17:00,198
Michael, I was
going to call you.
336
00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:03,688
I didn't think
it would turn out like this.
337
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,069
I'm sorry.
338
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:08,640
Look, uh, the reason
i was looking for you
339
00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:10,508
is I want to thank you.
340
00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:11,689
Why?
341
00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:15,691
Because I know he almost
died in the emergency room.
342
00:17:15,692 --> 00:17:17,415
He knew it, too.
343
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,617
It scared the both of us.
344
00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:22,086
Suddenly, fighting
about motorcycles seemed stupid.
345
00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:25,688
So, uh, for the last day,
we talked...
346
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,458
For hours.
347
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:30,688
He said some stuff,
i said some stuff.
348
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,531
It was good.
349
00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:36,401
I wouldn't have said
this a week ago,
350
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:38,403
but I'm going to miss him.
351
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:41,472
But at least he knew
how I really felt...
352
00:17:41,473 --> 00:17:43,691
Because I told him so.
353
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:46,444
I wouldn't have had that chance
354
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:49,414
if it wasn't for you,
so thank you.
355
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,416
It's o.K.
356
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:54,420
Well, I'll be seeing you around.
357
00:17:57,256 --> 00:17:59,991
Oh, yeah.
I'm selling my bike.
358
00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:01,626
You interested?
359
00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:04,095
What the hell.
360
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:05,998
I promised him.
361
00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:14,689
Dr. rosenberger
to emergency, stat.
362
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:18,276
Dr. rosenberger
to emergency, stat.
363
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:20,690
Dr. howser.
364
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,686
Did you want to see me?
365
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:28,052
Would it confuse you
if I said I didn't know?
366
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,587
Yes, it would.
367
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:31,624
I'm sorry about that.
368
00:18:36,685 --> 00:18:38,196
Hi, mom.
369
00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:39,683
Hi, kiddo.
370
00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:42,684
Would you take out
the garbage, please?
371
00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:43,693
Sure.
372
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,640
Doogie, the garbage?
373
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,477
I'm going, I'm going.
374
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,688
Surprise!
Surprise!
375
00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:03,988
Happy birthday to you
376
00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:07,525
happy birthday to you
377
00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:11,462
happy birthday,
dear doogie
378
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:15,133
happy birthday to you
379
00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:16,685
Whoo!
Whoo!
380
00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:19,689
I screwed up the other day.
381
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,339
When you got beeped,
382
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,374
the party should've ended there.
383
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,687
Hey, that's o.K.
384
00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:28,346
Being a doctor
can be a real pain sometimes.
385
00:19:28,347 --> 00:19:31,182
You're not kidding,
but you are a genius.
386
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:32,684
We're stuck with that.
387
00:19:32,685 --> 00:19:35,586
It's not
like some morning you'll turn stupid.
388
00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:38,589
What I got to remember
is, don't fight it.
389
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:40,683
Make adjustments,
go with the flow.
390
00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:43,127
You're more trouble
than the average guy,
391
00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:46,197
but, add up the columns,
you're worth it.
392
00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:48,600
Vinnie, I love you.
393
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,689
I'm enchanting,
but this has got to stop.
394
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,039
Now listen, the other day,
395
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,041
where did we leave off?
396
00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,176
Hey, doogie!
397
00:19:58,177 --> 00:20:00,512
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
398
00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:05,686
I wish they all
could be California
399
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:09,690
I wish they all
could be California
400
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:13,685
I wish they all
could be California
401
00:20:13,686 --> 00:20:17,684
girls
402
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:40,152
Ha ha ha ha ha.
403
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,406
Igor!
404
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:02,689
Hit it.
405
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:13,017
I was working in the lab
late one night
406
00:21:13,018 --> 00:21:16,685
when my eyes beheld
an eerie sight
407
00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:19,689
for my monster from his slab
began to rise
408
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:22,687
and suddenly,
to my surprise
409
00:21:22,688 --> 00:21:24,095
he did the mash
410
00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:26,064
he did
the monster mash
411
00:21:26,065 --> 00:21:27,065
the monster mash
412
00:21:27,066 --> 00:21:29,300
it was
a graveyard smash
413
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:30,635
he did the mash
414
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:32,687
it caught on
in a flash
415
00:21:32,688 --> 00:21:34,205
he did the mash
416
00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:36,240
he did
the monster mash
417
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:38,276
a-ooh
418
00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:40,545
This isn't so bad, is it?
419
00:21:40,546 --> 00:21:43,247
To the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
420
00:21:43,248 --> 00:21:46,184
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
421
00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:49,287
to get a jolt
from my electrodes
422
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:50,354
they did the mash
423
00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:52,557
they did
the monster mash
424
00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,025
the monster mash
425
00:21:54,026 --> 00:21:56,060
it was
a graveyard smash
426
00:21:56,061 --> 00:21:57,261
they did the mash
427
00:21:57,262 --> 00:21:58,692
it caught on
in a flash
428
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,687
they did the mash
429
00:22:00,688 --> 00:22:02,693
they did
the monster mash...
430
00:22:02,743 --> 00:22:07,293
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