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They are, too.
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No, they aren't.
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What's this all about?
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Don't ask.
You don't want to know.
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Hey, why not let
your mom settle this?
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Vinnie.
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Settle what?
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Mrs. h, are pantyhose
reversible?
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Um... No.
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Ha. Told you.
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It's good to see you boys
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having a meaningful
intellectual debate.
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An inquiring mind wants to know.
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This is good,
but it needs more oregano.
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Vincent, I'm cleaning
my jewelry in there.
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Katherine, I love
our new bathroom.
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I never thought
I'd see the day of the silent flush.
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The porcelain palace
is complete?
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Only the crowning touch remains.
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Your father's
bringing one of his famous shower heads.
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Is something wrong, Vincent?
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My father's stupid shower heads.
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He wants me
at the warehouse every free minute
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and in the business
right after graduation.
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Didn't you want
to be a filmmaker?
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Tell me about it.
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The muses are calling me.
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You're a very beautiful
woman, Mrs. howser.
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Ah, Mr. delpino.
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Happy showering,
Dr. h,
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the delpino x-9000.
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You'll get many hours
of spraying pleasure, too.
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By the way,
have I ever told you?
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You're a very beautiful
woman, Mrs. howser.
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How's business?
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Just like the funeral business.
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People got to die.
People got to bathe.
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Those that don't believe that,
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you don't want to know.
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Right.
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The delpino x-9000.
It emits the perfect stream.
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Not too soft, not too hard.
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I don't have to list
the danger of hard sprays.
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You've probably seen
personal injuries of that Echelon.
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No, I can't say I have.
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I'm looking at you and
seeing a conservationist.
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This turbo saver head
has a 2 1/2 gallon per minute water flow.
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It'll pay for itself
in hot water savings in the first year.
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Sounds exciting...
And frugal.
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Here's a fingertip control
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that offers a full
pulsating rotary...
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Are you all right?
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Mmm, yeah.
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When was the last time
you saw a physician?
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I'm going to Dr. Melbourne.
He's giving me some pills.
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It's nothing, really.
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I'll be o.K.
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Whoo! Anyway,
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this baby has
a 10-speed shower massage.
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My personal favorite
is number 6.
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Do you and the Mrs.
Like to cleanse together?
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Uh, well...
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I recommend it.
Very therapeutic.
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I've received
some favorable mail to that effect.
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Believe me,
if everybody had one of these,
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the divorce rate
would be a lot lower.
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What am I going to do, doog?
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I mean, I want to go to college.
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I want to be a filmmaker.
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That's enough,
Mr. Hollywood.
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Look at this script
for our commercial.
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Tell me what you think.
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I don't know.
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Hey, if you're going
to take up the Baton,
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then be part of everything.
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You know I want
to go to college.
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Forget that.
Why can't you be like doogie?
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He has the respect
to enter his father's business.
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Actually, it's not exactly
my father's business.
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You're a doctor.
So's he.
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That's good enough for me.
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Come on, Vincent.
We got to rehearse this thing.
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Dad, I don't want to.
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You're going
to do this, Vincent.
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You can't make me.
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Vincent...
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I... I'm through knocking
heads with you about this!
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You're going
into the business. You're going to love it.
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I won't.
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You're going to love it
and like it.
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No way!
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Vincent!
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This isn't the old country
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where a blacksmith's
the son of a blacksmith.
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You'd think that Mr. delpino
would be proud
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that he has enough money
to send his son to college.
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Some families
are more steeped in tradition.
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If you ask me, the delpinos
are way too steeped.
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I think in this case
there's more to it
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than just family tradition.
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Like what?
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I called frank Melbourne.
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He's carmine delpino's
cardiologist.
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It seems that carmine
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has a significant
coronary insufficiency.
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Whoa.
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Angina. He's had
an angiogram
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which shows multiple
vessel stenosis,
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and Melbourne
is recommending bypass surgery.
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Well, that explains
a lot of things.
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Hmm.
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I wonder why Vinnie
didn't tell me.
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He probably doesn't know.
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I don't think anybody
in the family knows.
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Dad, you got to talk
to Mr. delpino.
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Uh, carmine delpino.
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Through that door.
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Thank you.
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Bring that over here,
will you, art?
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Hi, Dr. h.
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I just buy it for the articles.
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Why are you here?
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I hope there's no problem
with the delpino x-9000.
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No, it's just fine.
Perfect.
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It's a great piece of hardware.
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How's the missus like it?
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Fine.
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Actually, Mr. delpino,
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I've come here as
a friend and a neighbor.
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It's probably
none of my business...
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I'm not your doctor...
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But you have
a serious heart problem
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that needs attention.
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You been talking to Melbourne.
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You're a walking time bomb.
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You need surgery right away.
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You guys, all the time,
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cut, cut, cut!
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If you don't have
bypass surgery,
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you could die.
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I could die on
the operating table just as easy.
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Then who will run this place?
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I'm not having surgery
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until my son
learns this business.
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Vinnie's 16 years old,
a junior in high school.
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Come here a minute.
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Take a look at this place.
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My dad died at 53.
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I took over his business
and turned it into this.
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I never finished high school.
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Times have changed.
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Kids don't automatically follow
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in their father's footsteps.
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Kids do what fathers say.
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You made your boy a doctor.
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I didn't force him.
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Let me ask you something, David.
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Can I call you David?
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Dave, what do you net?
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I'm talking take-home
in your back pocket.
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Well, I don't...
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Maybe you're too embarrassed
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to say it out loud.
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I ain't.
I'm proud of it.
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210 big ones last
year after taxes.
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Is this the American dream?
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The dream's doing better
than our fathers did
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so our sons can do
better than us.
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Absolutely! Exactly
what I'm teaching the little snot,
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but instead, he wants to become
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some twinkletoes filmmaker.
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Listen, carmine, I've got to go.
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Let's get your butt
into eastman medical
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so that we can have
this same argument
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for the next 20 years.
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I'll think about it, Dave.
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Don't think too long.
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Here!
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Take this new extension hose
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for the delpino
x-9000.
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Free of charge.
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It's for those
hard-to-reach spots.
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Action.
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Hello, I'm carmine delpino
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for delpino shower heads,
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the finest name
in quality sprayware.
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There's one creature
god put on this earth
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who enjoys and savors a shower
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more than any other.
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And that creature
is... The duck!
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These are the best shower
heads in the business...
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The corona 850
and the delpino x-9000.
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Let's see which passes
the duck test.
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First, the corona.
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A negative feathery statement
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if ever I saw one.
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Now let's try
the delpino x-9000.
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Just like a gentle spring rain.
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You can't see it at home,
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but this little guy
is actually smiling.
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So go to your favorite
bathroom fixture store
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and tell the dealer
you want to purchase
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the delpino x-9000.
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And like the duck here says,
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just put it on my bill.
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And... Cut.
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That's a take.
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That was great,
Mr. delpino.
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The one with us
will be even better.
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Dad, I can't do this.
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You said you'd do it,
and you will.
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My heart isn't in it.
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You hear this?
He's killing me.
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I'm ordering you.
Learn those lines now.
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Mr. delpino,
take it easy.
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I'm not doing this
stupid commercial. It stinks.
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I could do better than this.
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Come on, Vinnie.
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Don't you give me any lip.
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I've been making
these commercials for years.
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You heard me,
pick up that script.
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I'm warning...
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Dad? Dad?
Are you all right?
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Dad!
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Stay calm.
Stay calm.
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O.K., o.K.,
don't talk.
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I'm going to undo your shirt.
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Take deep, slow breaths.
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You need help?
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Get the paramedics.
Hurry.
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Jerry, call security.
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You're going
to be o.K.
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Why didn't he
tell me about this?
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You think I'd be yellin' at him?
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God, I can't believe
i almost killed my pop.
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Vinnie, you didn't.
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He knew he had a problem
and he didn't take care of it.
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Doog,
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you give it to me straight.
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Is he gonna die?
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Well, the mortality rate's
very low.
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If there are no complications,
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they should have him
up on his feet in 24 hours.
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But there could be
complications.
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Well, sure,
I'm not gonna tell you it's risk free.
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What if he dies?
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He won't.
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I just can't stand the idea
of him going under the knife
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thinkin' his only son hates him.
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He doesn't think that.
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You heard him, doog.
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He said I'm killin' him.
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Look, your dad will probably
sail through this bypass.
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For both your sakes,
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why don't you go
and talk to him before the operation?
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You know,
make your peace with him.
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Yeah, you're right.
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This is good advice.
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So you really think it's
not that big a deal?
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It's big, but it's not that big.
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So what are they
actually gonna do?
262
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:23,367
Well, they take
kinda like a saw,
263
00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:25,369
and they cut
right through the sternum,
264
00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,537
that's the breastbone,
265
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:29,037
and then they
spread apart the ribs
266
00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:30,046
exposing the heart...
267
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:40,039
Pop? Pop,
you in here?
268
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,040
All right. It's good
you're in there
269
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,630
and I'm out here.
270
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:56,040
I want you to listen to
me without interrupting,
271
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,635
so stay in there
272
00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,906
until I say what I got to say.
273
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,044
Uh...
274
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:09,039
I know you've never
understood me,
275
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,650
and I know we've got a
tough time communicating
276
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,039
and we face off a lot
277
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,989
about, well,
just about everything.
278
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,039
I also know you never loved me
279
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,039
as much as you love my sister.
280
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,631
I'll never live up to her,
281
00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:30,634
but I need you
to pull through this.
282
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:33,604
Nothing I do will mean a thing
283
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:35,606
unless you're there with me.
284
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:38,642
I guess what
I'm trying to say is,
285
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,039
bottom line, dad...
286
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,039
If you really want me
in the business,
287
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:47,038
then that's it.
I'm in the business.
288
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,040
I love you, pop.
289
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,042
You're a fine boy.
290
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:58,596
Everyone should have
a son like you.
291
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,038
Where's my father?
292
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:03,046
Downstairs having some tests.
293
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:05,971
Oh.
294
00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:15,679
Ma, pop's a hang-tough guy,
a survivor.
295
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,041
He's going to be o.K.
296
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,783
I know.
297
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:23,043
It's just he's never
had a sick day in his life.
298
00:15:23,044 --> 00:15:24,755
How you doing, Vinnie?
299
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:27,043
O.K. What's happening
with my dad?
300
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,959
It's been three hours.
301
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,796
I've seen lots
of these operations.
302
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:35,634
It shouldn't be more
than another hour or so.
303
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:42,607
Is this handsome, young,
single man a doctor?
304
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:46,577
Ma, this is
Dr. Jack mcguire.
305
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,579
He's a friend of doogie's.
306
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:52,850
My daughter.
19 1/2, single.
307
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,986
Flying back this afternoon
from New Jersey.
308
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:58,041
She's...
Very nice.
309
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,045
And cooks.
310
00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:02,427
I taught her everything I know.
311
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,042
Oy, ma.
312
00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:09,633
I want you to sample
a centuries-old recipe,
313
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,536
passed on from mother
to daughter.
314
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,672
Hmm. Here. Eat.
315
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,807
Don't be ashamed.
316
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:20,779
I... i will. Thanks,
Mrs. delpino.
317
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:26,618
Nice boy. Tall, too.
318
00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,038
Could use a haircut.
319
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,044
Hi, I checked in.
320
00:16:41,045 --> 00:16:43,834
It looks
like everything's going smoothly.
321
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,970
No problems.
No surprises.
322
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:50,042
He should be
in intensive care in about 20 minutes.
323
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,675
Doogie, thank you.
324
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:54,678
Your father must be
very proud of you.
325
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,039
Talk some sense into this boy.
326
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,040
Ma...
327
00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,583
I'll be right back.
328
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:02,586
I'm going to go call
your grandmother.
329
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:04,822
How are you holding up?
330
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,458
O.K.
331
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,045
Not really.
332
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:11,045
I'm worried about him, doog.
333
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:14,041
No delpino man
has lived past 60.
334
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,700
None of them had the benefit
335
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,669
of a surgery like this.
336
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:22,640
He'll have
a good chance of living a long time.
337
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,741
Cool.
338
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:26,710
I don't want it
to be like before,
339
00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:28,040
the arguing and all.
340
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,043
It doesn't have to be.
341
00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:31,949
Yeah.
342
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,851
All I got to do
343
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,040
is take over the business.
344
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:41,042
Hi, I'm Vincent delpino,
345
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,726
speaking for delpino
shower heads,
346
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:44,728
the finest name in sprayware.
347
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,042
My father, carmine delpino,
348
00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:48,599
has served this
community for years.
349
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,044
We have the widest
nozzle selection
350
00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:52,670
in Southern California.
351
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,039
The delpino name means quality.
352
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,045
I'm so moved by this.
This is beautiful.
353
00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:59,643
Hey, I know what you're sayin'.
354
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:00,911
He's the son of the owner,
355
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,447
he has to believe in
delpino show heads.
356
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,649
Well, let's see what
you, the public,
357
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,585
think about
delpino shower heads.
358
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,386
When Martha and I got divorced,
359
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:13,624
she got the kids,
the house, everything.
360
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,045
But I got the delpino.
361
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:19,763
I have a delpino in
all 14 of my bathrooms.
362
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:21,866
Even the bathroom
in the limousine.
363
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,871
Man: Ow! You lousy...
364
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:30,574
When I'm throwin' bad, the
manager comes out to the mound,
365
00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:33,612
pats my butt and says,
"kid, hit the delpino."
366
00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:41,041
You know,
I've never taken a shower,
367
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:44,788
but if I did, I'd use a delpino.
368
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:46,043
See?
369
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:49,040
You don't have to be
a delpino to appreciate one.
370
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,427
Delpino shower heads,
371
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:53,039
the finest name in sprayware.
372
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,533
Not as good as my ducks,
373
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,036
but a close second.
374
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,536
I'm very touched.
375
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:00,939
Good.
376
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:03,474
You, uh...
377
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,036
You feeling all right?
378
00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,946
Yeah. Fine.
379
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:10,982
I was pretty scared.
380
00:19:13,037 --> 00:19:14,451
Me, too.
381
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:18,489
When I was lying
on the floor on my back,
382
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,492
I was afraid to close my eyes
383
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,895
because I wasn't sure they
would open again.
384
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,966
I'm glad they stayed open.
385
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,003
And when I looked up
and saw you,
386
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,973
while I was trying
to catch my breath,
387
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,375
there you were, 16 years old.
388
00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:41,945
And I said,
"hey, it wasn't that long ago
389
00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:43,814
when I was you."
390
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,045
I couldn't believe it.
391
00:19:45,046 --> 00:19:49,042
Suddenly, I'm 51,
and this is it?
392
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,689
You're the toughest guy I know.
393
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,045
You'll live to see
10 grandchildren at least.
394
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:58,829
I didn't think
i was so tough when it was hurting.
395
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,899
"Anything that
doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
396
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,040
Friedrich Nietzsche.
397
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,668
Who is Fred Nietzsche?
398
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,570
Just a guy.
399
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:09,037
I learned about him in school.
400
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,708
School, huh?
401
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,909
Yeah. School.
402
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,345
You got to go to school
403
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,513
to learn this filmmaking stuff?
404
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,045
Uh-huh.
405
00:20:18,046 --> 00:20:20,818
Filmmaking.
406
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,040
Filmmaking.
407
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,622
Your first film better net more
408
00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:28,492
than my shower heads,
little mister.
409
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,039
You mean I can?
410
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,036
Yeah, who needs you anyway,
411
00:20:32,037 --> 00:20:36,038
now that I've got
new off-ramps for my heart?
412
00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:37,435
Thanks, dad.
413
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,038
Vincent.
414
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,578
I'm Dr. canfield,
Mr. delpino.
415
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,647
You're the guy
that runs this place?
416
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:53,044
Yes. You insisted
on seeing me?
417
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,753
It's your showers.
They stink.
418
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,039
I beg your pardon?
419
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,792
The heads are 1973
single-spray nozzles.
420
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,795
Step into the nineties.
421
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,798
Choose one, and I'll
outfit the entire joint.
422
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:11,040
Since you took such
good care of my ticker,
423
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:14,037
you can have them at wholesale.
424
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,042
Everybody has to leave.
425
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,045
Time for your
sponge bath, Mr. delpino.
426
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,779
Call me carmine.
427
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,450
Dad, you're a very lucky man.
428
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:30,050
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