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Wanda?
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Fine, I will, mother.
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I got to be home by 10:00.
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They get
so weird sometimes.
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I'm not sure but
I think they stay weird.
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like my grandfather comes to visit
and still tells my father what to do.
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It ticks him off.
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I got an "b" on
my algebra test.
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I thought I failed.
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So, how's the hospital?
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I helped this guy
with a stab wound.
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The police
brought him in.
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Neat. So, where
are we going?
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BLACK RAIN.
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I saw it with Susan.
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Remember you got
an emergency call?
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YEAH. WHAT ABOUT
GROSS ANATOMY?
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Kind of funny.
Kind of gross.
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Oh, well...
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YOU WANT TO SEE
THE ABYSS AGAIN?
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I already saw it again
with Brian.
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Brian Johnson?
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You went out
with brain Johnson?
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We didn't go out.
We just went to the movie.
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Oh, Then it doesn't count.
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Doogie, What am I
supposed to do?
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I mean, You're constantly
breaking our plans.
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Not because I'm going
out with Brian Johnson.
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ISN'T HE GOING
THROUGH THE 11th GRADE
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for the fifth time?
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He didn't
break our date.
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I have a job.
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Oh...
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Well, maybe I should get
out of your way, doctor.
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Obviously your job
comes first.
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Obviously Brian
comes first.
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Maybe he should.
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Maybe you should
be out with him.
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Then it's settled.
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Makes sense to me.
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Fine. / Good.
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Larry,
i know I promised,
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but my kid's real sick,
and I got to stay home.
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I got an 8-year-old,
Richie Jr.
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Richie, stay in bed.
Daddy will bring the soup.
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When will
the plans be done?
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Don't cry, honey.
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I got to go.
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Daddy's coming, honey.
Don't cry.
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I got to go, lar.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like you never
lied before.
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Genius, can you get me
on a plane by Monday?
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No. The bleeding
hasn't stopped.
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You have
a stubborn ulcer.
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I'd like to schedule operate
as soon as possible,
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but we'll need a supply
of ab-negative blood.
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Your wife is ab-negative.
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So we took the Liberty
of calling her.
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Oh, yeah? Don't hold
your breath--
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these were at
the palms Springs house.
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They were behind
the refrigerator.
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The dog found them.
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I miss the dog.
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You missed
the lawyer's office.
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Here's your copy of
the settlement papers.
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I'm in the damn hospital!
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How convenient!
Another way to delay.
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Your husband has
a recurrent bleeding duodenal ulcer
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and needs surgery.
You're ab-negative--
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not my blood!
Not her blood!
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Your husband has very
serious ulcers,
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and he needs
immediate surgery.
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You can't deny him
your blood.
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Sign the papers,
you'll get my blood.
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That's blackmail.
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That's the deal.
Take it or leave it.
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Get out!
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Suit yourself.
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Oh, hi, dad.
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Hi, son.
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What is he doing?
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Pulling off groupies.
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Oh, hello, Dr. howser.
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You look like
you had a rough day.
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It was
my understanding
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you're going out.
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We were,
but we can't.
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What if Wanda calls?
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That's not it, Vinnie.
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I didn't feel
like going out.
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Right. Look, howser. Call her,
humiliate yourself,
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and we'll all be happy.
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She started this.
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She's waiting
for you to call.
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It doesn't matter.
Trust me. I know women.
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I study them.
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What do you think, Dr Howser?
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You must know something about women.
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Who started the fight
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is not as important as
forgiving one another.
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Man to man,
he's gotta call her, right?
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Every time my mom
gets mad at my dad,
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he has to apologize
and turn on the charm.
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Wanda knows it's
her responsibility
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to make the apology.
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He doesn't get it.
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Doog, women
control everything.
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We're here for them.
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Caesar fought
for Cleopatra.
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Paris built
the trojan horse for Helen.
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Paul McCartney
LETS HIS WIFE PLAY IN THE BAND.
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We're libido slaves
to something
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bigger than us...
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Women.
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[Katherine]
David, did you take out the trash?
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I appreciate your coming.
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You want my blood.
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Mrs. Aaron,
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I understand
your situation-- you don't,
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or else you wouldn't
have asked me here.
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We're having trouble
finding donors.
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We need two pints--
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if he wants my blood,
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he'll sign
the divorce papers.
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You can't divorce
a dead husband.
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He could die, ma'am.
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He's been receiving
transfusions,
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but after 8:00
he'll need fresh blood.
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Let his secretary
give it to him.
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She has been
all along.
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Mrs. Aaron, I have
a job to do!
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Well, maybe I should
get out of your way.
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What you're doing
is illegal.
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Under California law,
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all personal bodily fluids
are community property
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not limited to,
and including, blood.
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Neglect of these duties
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will result in a suit
against you,
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not only to drain from you
Mr. Aaron's share of blood,
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but for
intentional infliction
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of emotional distress,
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not to mention the criminal
statutes applicable
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should he die, ma'am.
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All right.
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Let's just
get this over with.
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I've got an 11:45.
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Get Mrs. Aaron
to the blood bank,
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and schedule Mr. Aaron
for a laparotomy.
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A moment,
Dr. howser.
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I never knew blood
was community property.
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Would that include
bodily fluids existing
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before the marriage?
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Hard to tell, sir.
I made it up.
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Good work, doctor.
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I'm dying of fun here.
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How much longer do we
have to do this?
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Spend a few days
away from someone,
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you almost forget
what they look like.
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What does Brian Johnson
have that I don't?
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Shoulders, big ones...
And hair on his chest.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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All right, enough fun.
Go knock on the door.
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Not on your life.
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I got no life
anymore.
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Who's side are you on?
It's her fault.
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You've got a female
who's willing
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to make mouth music
with you,
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and you're letting
that go?
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I'm not going to be
the one to apologize.
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O.K., you've forced me
into this.
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Six generations
of delpino men
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know the secret
to end any problem with a women.
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Yeah? What?
Roses.
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But the secret
is the love poem you send with them.
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I can't write poetry.
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You need inspiration.
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Brian Johnson is 6 feet
of hairy inspiration.
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No way. If she cared,
she'd call.
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Does Brian Johnson
shave yet?
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Rumor is,
by fifth period, he has a shadow.
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You want
a few laughs?
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We could look
through my sister's underwear drawer.
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Naw.
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I was paged.
Who wants to see me?
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She's in there.
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Is the operation over?
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He's in recovery.
He's doing fine.
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I took so long, i--
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it seemed long.
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Well, he started bleeding
very actively
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just before he went
into surgery.
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He wouldn't have made it
without your blood.
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I know you don't
believe this, but...
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In spite of everything,
i still love him.
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I think he still loves me.
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You guys sure have
a weird way of showing it.
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess that's why
we're getting divorced.
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But if you love each other--
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it's not that simple.
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People say terrible things
when they're angry.
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They do terrible things.
Yeah.
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I know.
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Boy, do I know.
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Men.
Women.
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Can't live with them.
Can't kill them.
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I gotta get back.
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He'll be out of recovery
in two hours.
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You can see him then.
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Oh, no,
i really should go.
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Listen.
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Do me a favor.
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Don't tell him I was here.
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Okay?
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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STATIC IN MY ATTICON CHANNEL Z
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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STATIC IN MY ATTICON CHANNEL Z
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How can you
possibly concentrate?
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[Music stops]
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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STATIC IN MY ATTICON CHANNEL Z
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I'm going to kill him.
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You're going
to play golf.
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He's been playing that
all morning.
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I'll talk to him.
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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STATIC IN MY ATTICON CHANNEL Z
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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STATIC IN MY ATTICON CHANNEL Z
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[Switch clicks]
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GETTIN' NOTHIN'BUT STATIC
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[Lowers volume]
Mom!
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Just until
your father leaves for his game.
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Deep lyrics.
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We found them
very moving.
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Why haven't you
called Wanda?
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Wanda who?
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I'm watching you
in so much pain.
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It'll be o.K.
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You don't want
to move there.
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You can
take it back.
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Hey, you wanna catch
a matinee or something.
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No, thanks.
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I just feel awful.
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This is the worst
feeling in the world.
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There's
a good chance
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Wanda's feeling
the same.
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You'll never know
unless you call.
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No. I just--
i can't, o.K.?
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O.K.
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Oh, honey, there are
a lot of things i could say,
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but when you have
a broken heart and feel like dying,
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there's nothing you
can do because...
262
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It just...Sucks.
263
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,479
[Knock on door]
264
00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:10,883
You have
a visitor, son.
265
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,855
Make up or move out.
266
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,268
Thank you.
267
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,938
No. Thank you.
268
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,073
Nobody's ever
sent me roses.
269
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:36,909
Roses?
270
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:37,976
But you.
271
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:38,977
Of course.
272
00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:40,312
And the card...
273
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,314
You got
to have a card.
274
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,817
How did you
think of it?
275
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,886
It just came
out of nowhere.
276
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,477
Did you mean it?
277
00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:51,990
Every word.
278
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:54,793
It took me days
to write.
279
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:02,473
I really figured
you just didn't care.
280
00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:05,472
Well, I tend not
to show my emotions.
281
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,774
You think
you'll be seeing Brian Johnson again?
282
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:12,778
Did I mention that
when I went out with him
283
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,113
Kelly and Melissa
were with us?
284
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:17,479
No. You left
that part out.
285
00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:18,478
I'm sorry.
286
00:15:18,478 --> 00:15:22,387
I was so mad about
you canceling on me,
287
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,890
I wanted to make
you jealous.
288
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,892
So are we
back together?
289
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,393
Yeah.
290
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:30,479
This is good.
291
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,032
Look, I got to go.
292
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:37,436
I got to take
my little sister to swimming lessons.
293
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,837
She's such a nerd.
294
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,206
There's not
much hope for her.
295
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,910
So, call me
later, o.K.?
296
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,780
I loved the note.
297
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,902
Tongues! I saw
mutual tongues!
298
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,069
You watched?
299
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:14,273
I'm the reason
you got happy lips.
300
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,479
You sent
the flowers?
301
00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:18,777
I did it
for friendship and romance.
302
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,474
To meet the new girl
in Wanda's homeroom.
303
00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:23,081
Jacqueline.
She's French.
304
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,983
You know
what that means.
305
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,953
That she comes
from France.
306
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,421
No, that she's new.
307
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,890
I could be
a desirable commodity.
308
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:35,193
I got to get to her
before my reputation does.
309
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:36,261
Thanks, vin.
310
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,479
I owe you one.
311
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,478
You owe me 32 bucks.
312
00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:41,470
What was
on the note?
313
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,470
She went crazy
over it.
314
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,970
Love poems
by delpino.
315
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,470
Don't ask why,
but it works.
316
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:49,875
"My heart is filled
with sorrow.
317
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,877
"I miss
my little Fawn.
318
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,879
"What Romeo felt
for Juliet,
319
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,314
"Madonna felt
for Sean,
320
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,316
"is nothing
like the torment
321
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,318
"i suffer
all night long.
322
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,386
"The tragedy
of our love
323
00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:03,388
"would make
a Springsteen song.
324
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,891
"Your raven hair,
your emerald eyes,
325
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,479
"your Ruby lips,
perfect thighs.
326
00:17:07,479 --> 00:17:10,478
"Baby, oh, baby,
i miss you so.
327
00:17:10,478 --> 00:17:14,471
Without you,
it's like Larry and curly without moe."
328
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:19,470
The "baby, oh, baby"
part breaks me up.
329
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,381
Ha ha ha ha!
330
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:36,478
Hi. I, uh, just
wanted to stop by.
331
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,926
I can't believe this.
332
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,396
Now what?
333
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,474
I love you.
334
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:47,479
Thank you.
335
00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:49,472
You're welcome.
336
00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:51,474
What for?
337
00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:54,474
Nobody ever
sent me roses.
338
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,409
Roses?
339
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,277
And the card.
340
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:03,348
Well, you've...
Got to have a card.
341
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,784
It's like something
from high school. I loved it.
342
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,987
Especially
the part about the three stooges.
343
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,474
I know you like them.
344
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:14,059
That curly--
what an actor.
345
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:18,930
This is nice
for a change--talking.
346
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,132
Yeah.
347
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,135
I can't stand it
when we yell.
348
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,003
We've gotten
good at it.
349
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,470
I think we've
perfected it.
350
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:33,045
I don't know what
made me think of this,
351
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,474
but remember
when we were walking down the aisle?
352
00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:38,474
Your mother
kept sobbing,
353
00:18:38,474 --> 00:18:41,471
"i give it six months."
354
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,856
We made it
past six months.
355
00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:46,925
We did.
356
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:51,478
We've been friends
a long time.
357
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,473
So...
358
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,383
Now what?
359
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,031
So...
360
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,471
How's it going?
361
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:29,034
You sent
the flowers?
362
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,169
Was that all right?
363
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,479
Yeah.
364
00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:33,478
Thank you.
365
00:19:33,478 --> 00:19:35,774
Good. Then you
owe me $32.
366
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,110
I'll throw in
the card for free.
367
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,479
It made him laugh.
368
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,478
And it made us stop
369
00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:45,217
and see what
we've been doing.
370
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,219
You forget
that's the person
371
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,188
you spent 15 years
of your life with.
372
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:51,476
That's great.
373
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:56,394
And it...
374
00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:58,897
It made us realize
375
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:03,401
that we've
been avoiding getting divorced.
376
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:05,474
I mean...
377
00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:08,240
We may not be
a good couple,
378
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,476
but maybe
it'll be easier
379
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,479
if we do this
as good friends.
380
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,476
You're still
getting divorced?
381
00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:20,185
I could've had two
like you by now.
382
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:27,325
Wanda?
383
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,294
Yes, I took a jacket.
384
00:20:35,473 --> 00:20:37,035
You look upset.
385
00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:41,038
You know the couple
i told you about?
386
00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:42,472
The blood and stuff?
387
00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:44,472
Yeah. Well,
it's really weird.
388
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,043
They're getting
a divorce.
389
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,472
That's not weird.
390
00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:50,414
That's like most
of my friends' parents.
391
00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,479
I guess,
392
00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:54,470
but they say
they still love each other.
393
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,988
When I was 10,
my mother left my father.
394
00:20:57,988 --> 00:20:58,989
Really?
395
00:20:58,989 --> 00:21:01,472
Yeah. It was awful.
396
00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:04,472
We lived in an apartment
in culver city.
397
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,473
My parents were always
screaming at each other.
398
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:08,799
What happened?
399
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:11,035
After six months
of marriage counseling,
400
00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:12,476
they got back together.
401
00:21:12,476 --> 00:21:14,477
I'm glad,
but ever since,
402
00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:16,477
they've been
totally sickening--
403
00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:18,843
kissing, fooling around,
locking their door,
404
00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:20,377
even in the afternoon.
405
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:23,013
Geriatric sex perverts
from Mars.
406
00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:25,479
I guess sometimes
you can break up
407
00:21:25,479 --> 00:21:27,151
and then get back.
408
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:28,152
Yeah. Sometimes.
409
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:29,475
Except, do you remember
410
00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:32,189
when Kevin broke up
with marianne?
411
00:21:32,189 --> 00:21:33,824
THEY WERETHE COUPLE.
412
00:21:33,824 --> 00:21:37,194
Is this going to
happen to us? Doogie.
413
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,930
I don't want it to,
but statistically--
414
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,932
I don't care
about statistics.
415
00:21:41,932 --> 00:21:43,133
It would
be terrible.
416
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:44,902
I really like you.
417
00:21:46,303 --> 00:21:47,475
Actually, I...
418
00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,479
I sort of love you.
419
00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:52,409
Sort of?
420
00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:53,911
I mean, you know.
421
00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:54,912
I...
422
00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:56,080
I do.
423
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,479
Yeah. Me, too.
424
00:21:58,529 --> 00:22:03,079
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