All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s01e07

We are now
entering the room

of the well-known
teenage doctor,

Dr. doogie howser, m.D.

Obviously,
the good doctor

WAS NOT EXPECTING
HOUSE AND GARDEN

to stop by
for a photo layout.

WHAT EVERY MAN SHOULD
KNOW ABOUT HIS PROSTATE.

Number 1--
don't go looking for it.

WHILE DR. HOWSER IS BUSY
WITH HISTOILET,

let's take
this opportunity

to learn about the man
from his artifacts.

He's a man
of many facets--

doctor,

voyeur...

Animal lover.

But, hey, what are
we waiting for?

This is our chance
to meet Dr. howser

in a very
informal setting.

Hey! What
are you doing?

Hey, you didn't tell me
you had a chest hair.

Get out of here!

If this
is going to work,

you got to
keep your hands off my equipment.

What are you
talking about?

This is so great.

I'm making a video.

Me, Vinnie delpino!

My teacher said
pick a subject you find fascinating,

so I picked you.

I find you fascinating

in a demented,
bizarre way,

but I don't want
to be in your video.

Canfield won't
give you permission.

I already got it.

What?

This is no Hollywood
phony baloney.

This is nitty-gritty
documentary film making.

Any chance you
got to use the John?

Go! Get lost!

Ooh, I like that.

Tell me again,
but have fun with it.

You're not
listening to me.

Because you're
not telling me

what I want to hear.

It's a technique
i use with my mother.

I find it very effective.

I wonder if Spielberg
had these problems.

In short, I'm holding
you responsible

for the actions
of Vinnie delpino

while he's in this hospital
making his student video.

That's not fair.

I don't even want to be
in Vinnie's video.

I don't like this,
either.

I was asked to give
permission to him

as a personal favor
to Anthony j. Castaldo

who last year
donated $2 million to eastman medical

and who has pledged
to match that sum this year.

Dr. canfield,
surely our privacy

and the dignity
of this hospital

is worth more
than $4 million.

This is going
to be so cool.

Look! Anthony
j. Castaldo.

He got me permission
to make my video here.

My mentor,
my patron, my goomba!

It's fortunate
your goomba's granddaughter

is in love
with you.

It's even more fortunate
i never dated her.

You won't
regret this.

I'm taking this
very seriously.

You better.

It's tough enough
being a doctor

without a camera
following me around.

I don't want this
to intrude.

Intrude? There's
the misunderstanding.

The point of
making documentaries

is for
the documentarian

to stand back
and observe.

Nobody will even
know I'm here.

Well, hello, ladies.

I'm Vincent delpino,
filmmaker,

and this
is my esteemed subject,

Dr. Douglas howser.

Vinnie,
could you cool it?

I'm making
a documentary about Dr. howser.

Good. Don't be
afraid of intimacy.

Crowd around him
like you're conferring with him.

You don't
have to do that.

Angels of mercy
with the dedicated young physician.

A little
more admiration, please, ladies.

Ladies,
wet your lips.

They'll look better
on camera.

Vinnie.

Again, please.

Holy mackerel.

We have
an abdominal wound here.

Let's move,
let's move.

It hurts.

Aah! Oh, god!

We're all ready
up in o.B.

I hate this!

Can't you
give me something?

No wonder girls
don't want to have sex.

Hello there.
I'm Vincent delpino.

Mind if I tape you
for my documentary?

Whoa. No problem.

I understand.

Some guys just ain't
that photogenic.

HASTA LUEGO.

What's going on?

Construction accident.
You better stay out.

This could
be pretty messy.

I can handle it.

It's all in
a day's work.

O.K. You're
the boss.

I'm Dr. howser.
What happened, bud?

Wait a minute.

You're a kid.

True. But I'm also a genius.

If that's a problem,

I can get you an older doctor
who's not as smart.

Doc, I'm using
the power saw.

This killer redhead
walks by.

The next thing
i know,

I've only got
nine fingers.

I like redheads, too.

Do we have his thumb?

Right here, doctor.

I heard you're supposed
to keep it cold.

Oh, gross!

I found
a couple Italian ices.

Just a sec, bud.

You o.K., Vinnie?

You just fainted.
You'll be fine.

I'll take care
of him.

Take deep breaths.

Are you trying
to look up my skirt?

Yes, ma'am.

Hi, Megan.

I'm Dr. howser.

You hurt your arm?

Bruce pushed me.

Bruce is the dog.

They were playing
on the bed,

and she rolled off.

It was the kind of fall
kids always take.

I expected her
to jump up.

Instead, she
starts screaming.

Can I see your arm?

Mm-mmm.

It hurts
pretty bad, huh?

Doog.

Come on in, Vinnie.

Megan, my friend
Vinnie is making a movie about me.

Could Megan
be in it?

With those lips,
those eyes?

She's a young
Molly ringwald.

Want to be my costar?

Go ahead, honey.

Great.

Let's see.

What can we be doing
that's doctorlike?

You could look
at my arm.

That's a great idea.
Vinnie.

O.K.

Action.

I'll be
very careful.

Push against my hand
as hard as you can.

Is it broken?

I can't say officially
without x-rays,

but it looks that way.

I don't understand. All she
did was roll off the bed.

I wouldn't
worry so much.

Sometimes kids
just fall in funny ways.

Is there kissing
in this movie?

Anything
Vinnie's involved in

gets to that eventually.

O.K.

How old is the child?

6.

That fracture's not
through normal bone.

There's
a bony lesion

around
the fracture site.

That's why it broke
so easily.

There are benign
possibilities.

It could be
osteomyelitis.

We won't know
till after a biopsy.

Dr. howser, we're
hoping for the best,

but you've got to
prepare her parents

for what
this looks like.

Ewing's sarcoma.

Hang back
on this one, Vinnie.

The deal we made
is total access.

I get to go anywhere.

Not this time.

But that's our deal.

Vinnie, you
don't understand.

I've got to
tell that woman

her daughter
may have cancer.

DR. MURRAY,
CALL YOUR SERVICE.

DR. MURRAY,
CALL YOUR SERVICE.

DR. COHEN TO CARDIOLOGY.

We're having dinner
at the Lewis' tonight.

Oh, yes,
something from the sea.

Poached, no butter.

Top of the morning
to you, Dr. h, Mrs. h.

Doogie told me to wait
for him down here.

We're riding to
the hospital together.

Good morning, Vinnie.

So, Dr. howser,

how do you feel
about having a son

who's, like, 10 times
smarter than you?

I think you're
exaggerating, Vincent.

No way.
I think you are.

But of course,
having a son like doogie

makes me very proud.

Dr. howser,
did you ever notice,

when you get mad, this vein
in your head turns purple

and starts to bulge?

Yeah. Just like that.

Vinnie, maybe it's time
to put the camera down

and eat some breakfast.

Thanks,
but I'm not hungry.

Vinnie.

Yes, ma'am.

My video's going great.

I've been with doogie
for three days now.

I'm really getting
inside his skin.

I can imagine.

By the way, Mrs. h,

about yesterday morning,
believe me,

if I knew you were
parading around like that,

I would have never come
upstairs unannounced.

What is he talking about?

Just a brief, unexpected
encounter, dear.

You're a very beautiful
woman, Mrs. howser.

Vincent.

Oh, not to worry, Dr. h.
I erased the tape.

Scout's honor. And I never
once used my zooms.

Katherine.

Hey.

Hey, howser, wait up!

Can you believe it?
He forgot me.

What an eccentric genius.

Hi, Megan.

I brought you something
for your splint.

Hey, that's pretty.

Today's the day
of my operation, right?

It's called
a biopsy, remember?

Is it going to hurt?

Yes.

Uh-oh.

Look...Megan,

when I was your age,
i was sick,

and the doctor told me

something wasn't
going to hurt,

and then it did.

And from then on,
i didn't trust him.

And every time he did
something to me after that,

I was more afraid
than I had to be.

So, I promised myself
when I became a doctor,

I'd never lie to a kid.

And I'm never going
to lie to you, either.

Perfect.

So, here's what's
going to happen.

When you wake up
from your operation,

you'll feel
kind of icky

and your throat's
going to hurt

and you might
even throw up.

Ooh.

Yeah, it's a drag,

but I promise that
the first person you'll see

will be me.

And if you want
to know anything,

anything at all,

just ask,

and I'll tell you
the truth.

'Cause you'll never
lie to a kid. Right?

Yeah.

[Woman]
Get out of here!

Don't be alarmed.

I'm a filmmaker.

This isn't
a gratuitous sponge bath.

Get out of here!

Yo, dude!

Hi, Vinnie.

Where you been?

In surgery.
Megan had her biopsy.

How'd it go?

It would be a breach
of ethics to tell you

before
i tell her parents.

I don't want you
to breach anything,

but could you do me a favor?

Could you come off
the elevator again?

Wear the mask.
It's a medical look.

Get that camera
out of my face.

I haven't
had any privacy for three days.

I'm going to talk
to these parents,

and you stick
a camera in my face.

I'm a filmmaker.

This is like 50,000
of those other things

you were gonna be.

When you were 6,

and said, "I'm going
to be a doctor,

I didn't laugh at you.

There are plenty of guys
that would've.

Vinnie...

I'm almost done.

You're not almost done.

You're completely done.

Fade out.
The end. Goodbye.

Yeah?

The strangest thing
just happened.

The doorbell rang,
i answered it,

and Vincent delpino
walked in through the door.

Is your window stuck?

What's that,
the great video?

Yeah. He asked me
to give it to you.

I don't want it.

Why not?

It's probably
totally embarrassing.

Maybe not.

He acts like a kid.

He's totally
insensitive,

and half the time
he's out of control.

Well, he is impulsive.

Remember your medical
school commencement?

He stood up on his chair
and screamed,

"yo, way to go, howser!"

He was next
to your grandmother.

I thought she was
going to faint.

And...

Remember when
all your hair fell out

from the chemotherapy?

Vinnie marched
right into the bathroom

and shaved his head
as a show of solidarity.

Just in case.

Well,
good night, son.

Good night, dad.

Hello?

I'll be there
in a second.

Dr. howser, meet some
colleagues from Japan

here to study
our trauma center.

These are doctors
nakayama, Tanaka,

masuda, and shimizu.

[Speaking japanese]

[Speaking japanese]

He picked it up
from the gardener.

As soon as I realized
his facility for languages,

we started taking
a Spanish class together,

and by the end
of the first week

he was helping me
with my homework.

That's how it started.

[VINNIE]
THANK GOD FOR MOTHERS,

BECAUSE THERE WERE THOSE
WHO HAD DOUBTS.

To tell you the truth,

I never saw anything
special in the boy.

He constantly questioned
my authority.

HE WAS NEVER
NEAT AND TIDY.

He refused to color
inside the lines.

He ate paste.

I've never had a 3-year-old

call me a bureaucrat before.

Vinnie!

Come on, Wanda.

I want to know about
doogie howser, the lover.

Talk now, or he'll
bug us all night.

O.K., Vinnie.

Doogie howser...

Is the gentlest,
sweetest guy

I've ever
gone out with.

When I first
heard about him,

I thought he'd be
a brainy conehead or something,

but he's not
like that at all.

I mean, when it
comes to girls,

he's really
kind of dumb.

Hey.

No. I like that.

I like it a lot.

Doogie howser?

He's one of the better
residents in the hospital.

The best.

BUT BEING THE BEST
ALMOST WASN'T ENOUGH.

I'll be honest.

My initial reaction was
to reject Douglas howser

for a residency
at this hospital.

I didn't feel
that a 16-year-old

could handle the physical
or emotional demands.

Whatever else you learn
about Dr. howser,

you should know
that he is under...

Come on.

...incredible pressure.

Come on! Come on!

Incredible pressure.

And if he blows
once in a while,

well...We all do.

Vinnie--

I'm almost done.

You're not almost done.
You're completely done.

Fade out.
The end. Goodbye.

That a 16-year-old boy can
acquit himself

as well as he does is...

A testament to his abilities.

I guess the hardest part
about being a doctor

is learning to keep
an emotional distance

so I don't get bummed out

by the terrible
things I see.

At the same time,

I want to make sure

I don't protect myself
so much emotionally

that I'm not affected
as a human being.

I mean, I'm in this

because I like
people, right?

We've totally ruled
out ewing's sarcoma.

It was
a benign lesion.

It's a rare condition
called histiocytosis.

You're saying
it's not cancer?

That's exactly
what I'm saying.

The surgery removed
all traces of the lesion.

There's no concern
about reoccurrence.

Megan's
absolutely fine.

Thank god.

Thank you.

So that's my friend
doogie howser.

Even though
he's a genius and a doctor

and mostly perfect,

he can be
as big a jerk as anybody,

I appreciate that.
It makes us more equal.

Otherwise, how could we
be best friends, right?

I guess that's it.

Except for
one other thing.

I've known doogie
since we were 5.

He's like a permanent
fixture in my life.

If something's going
to be there permanently

like your mother
or sister or something,

you'd be pretty lucky
to get doogie howser.

At least
that's how I feel.

This is Vincent delpino.

Good night.

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