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Hi Mister Plenn.
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Hi Doogie, come on in!
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Something to drink?
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No thank you.
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Hey Patty!
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Come on, that boat leaves in 35 minutes!
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Wanda honey your personnal physician's here.
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Something to drink?
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No thank you.
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You look very nice, sir.
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Hey big dinner cruise to Catalina,
eat, drink, b-boying, that sort of thing.
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What's new with you?
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Not much, I amputated my first toe this morning.
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That's nice.
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This thing's straight?
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Hi Doogie.
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Hi Wanda...
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You look great!
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Thanks.
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Midnight honey, no later.
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You're on the honor code, young man.
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And the boat doesn't dock in until after two,
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so i have to trust you.
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All right Daddy.
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Don't "all right Daddy" me!
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I've been very liberal about this.
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I used to tell her
"no dating doctors" til she was a senior.
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Good night Daddy.
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Sorry about that...
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That's okay, look we kind of have to hurry
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cause the movie starts at 6 and
we have to pick up Vinnie and Janine.
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What's the matter?
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The matter? Nothing's the matter, why?
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I don't know,
you seem kind of nervous or something...
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Wanda,
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I wasn't going to say this til later
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cause i really supposed to build up
to questions like this but
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if I wait I'm going to have to go
to the bathroom all night
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and who knows i can even get beat
in which case I...
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Why don't you just
ask me the question?
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Okay, okay,
the question...
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That'd be good.
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See, I know a lot of guys ask you out
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and you probably do go out
with some of them
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and there's nothing wrong
with that, but
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well, now that we've been out
a couple of times
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I was just wondering if you could,
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you know
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stop doing that,
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going out with other guys
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and maybe,
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maybe just go out with me?
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You mean, be your girlfriend?
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Uh-uh.
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I'd love to be your girlfriend, Doogie.
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That's great!
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That's great.
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So what do we do now?
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Doogie!
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Doogie Howser, M.D. - 1x03 - A Stitch Called Wanda
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Subs by Hawley, rereading by Mariane
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Enjoy :)
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I must say I had too much popcorn,
my stomach aches...
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Well, that'd be hyperglycemia.
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What?
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Too many of those chocolate covered raisins.
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Say aaaaah!
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Aaaah!
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Hey you've got some well-hanged tonsils, lady!
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Hey Vinnie, stay out of my medical bag,
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those aren't toys!
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Just examining my date,
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Wanna make sure all her oral cavities
are in working order!
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Vinnie!
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Hey, hey, Janine!
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Here we are,
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alone...
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Yeah,
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just you and me,
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boyfriend and girlfriend.
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This is really the best night of my life.
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You're a really good kisser, Doogie.
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I am?
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Yeah, you're really gentle.
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You know you're really the first girl I ever kissed,
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like that.
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I like it that you're shy.
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I hate when guys get grabby and stuff.
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What, did I bite you?
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No, my stomach really hurts bad...
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Where?
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Here.
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It's probably just a cramp or something...
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Right here?
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Ew!
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That's rebound tenderness.
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Lie back and take deep breaths.
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That's probably just something I ate...
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I know that's what it is...
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No, that's situated to your appendix.
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Vinnie, we got to go!
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Janine, where is Vinnie?
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He is throwing up.
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Anxiety puke, he does it when he gets around girls.
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Yuk!
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Vinnie, Wanda's sick!
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Sorry, i had a little accident.
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Get in the car, we got to get Wanda
to the hospital, now!
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Get a wheelchair, sixteen year old,
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probably appendicitis, let's admit her,
get some blood work.
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She's a minor, we need parental...
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Her parents aren't reachable,
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they're in the middle of the ocean.
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You're in 1-B
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and get someone to do examine her.
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Everybody's tied up doctor,
there's been a bad bus accident.
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Let's try and get her a bed on 6-Es
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and call an epistemiologist,
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then set up an IV with dextrose and saline.
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Climb up here Wanda.
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You can't admit her all by yourself doctor,
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you need the intending...
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This is an emergency, I can admit her
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and that's exactly what I'm doing.
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Is anyone free?
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No, Fowler's in surgery and everyone else
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has red blankets.
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How are you doing?
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Not so good...
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90 over 60.
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Okay, this may be a little tight, so just relax.
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Let's try to get Fowler on the horn for me.
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Okay, hum.
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It's just gonna be a little needle perk here, okay?
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I need to talk to doctor Fowler.
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Okay, let's get this to the lab for a CBC,
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let's get a specimen bottle,
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we're gonna need the urine analysis.
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I'm cold...
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I've got doctor Fowler.
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Good, let's get her a blanket.
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Hi.
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Yes I'm sure it's acute appendicitis,
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blood pressure is 90 over 60, she's got chills,
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like as she's becoming sceptic,
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I think we're gonna have to operate right away.
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No, I didn't.
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No, I didn't.
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I can't do that, she's my girlfriend!
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16.
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Okay.
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Hum, it looks like I'm gonna have
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to be the doctor here,
which means,
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I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions.
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What?
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Are you pregnant?
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No!
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Good, very good.
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Okay.
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Are you... sexually active?
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Doogie!
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I'm sorry Wanda, I have to ask.
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Are you sexually active?
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No!
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Okay, that's good.
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Well now that we know that
I have to do a pelvic.
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No, please!
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Wanda, I'm sorry but there's no time for an ultrasound,
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and this is the only other way
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we can tell if you've got appendicitis,
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in which case, you're gonna have
to have immediate surgery,
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or wether it's a rupture of ovarian cyst,
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in which case you won't.
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I don't want you to operate on me!
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Fowler would be doing the actual operation,
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I'll just be assisting.
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I don't even want you to be there!
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I have to be there, I'm the only other surgeon,
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and we can't exactly go searching for
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another doctor at midnight on a saturday.
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Besides, I'm the best.
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Look, I know this won't be pleasant for you,
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but it would be much easier
if you tried to relax?...
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Please, Doogie...
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Hey.
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Trust me.
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You know I won't let anything happen to you.
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Here succion.
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Kelly clamp.
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There's some inhegence here.
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Looks like she's scarred apical.
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Metzenbaum.
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Red cap?
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Okay I'm bringing it up now.
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Everything's going great, Wanda.
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Dr Fowler?
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You have a red blanket, stab wound to the heart.
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Have you done this before?
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Yes, but...
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Then you're finishing.
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Get your hands on that retract humerus.
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Dr Howser take over.
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Kelly.
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Scalpel.
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I knew we'd never should have gone
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without getting a phone number to give her.
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Are you sure he knows what he's doing?
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Mrs Plenn...
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I know how you feel.
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Have you got daughters?
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No...
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Then believe me,
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you don't have a clue how we're feeling.
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Douglas is a first rate doctor, Mrs Plenn.
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And Wanda is in very good hands.
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Shouldn't he be done by now?
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Once the appendix perforates it takes a lot of time
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to irrigate to affected area.
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What the hell happened?
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She's fine, the appendix perforated,
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we removed it,
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everything went great,
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she's going to be perfect.
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Oh thank God.
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How the hell did this happen?
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And why you operated?
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Michael!
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He's a kid for God's sakes!
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They were supposed to be going to the movies!
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Mr Plenn,
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appendicitis is not that uncommon for teenagers,
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it can happen very suddenly...
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Did another doctor look at her?
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Did somebody else diagnose this?
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Did you operate all by yourself?
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No, the diagnosis was confirmed,
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Dr Fowler also performed the procedure,
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Wanda is in recovery, she's awake and
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you can see her if you want.
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Thank you Doogie!
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Come on, honey!
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You're okay?
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Tired.
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Come on, let's go home.
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Abdomen clean?
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Yup.
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Why did you use the general?
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Time,
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plus she did a lot of stuff at the movies.
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Hm.
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What did you see?
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Batman...
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Again?
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It's good dad, you ought to take mom!
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Dr Howser.
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Once again you have managed to cause an uproar.
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How?
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You admitted a minor patient without her parents's consent.
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There was no time!
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And then insult to injury,
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you didn't get the appropriate authorization
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to perform emergency surgery.
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Fowler signed it, and I signed it.
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Don't kid a kidder young man.
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You both did the surgery,
you needed two other signatures.
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It was an emergency, there was no one else there!
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If anything had gone wrong?
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It didn't.
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If it had? Things do!
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We could have been sued for millions!
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So you're saying that in an emergency,
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I should sit on my hands,
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maybe risk a patient's life,
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just to avoid the possibility of a law suit?
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00:12:03,743 --> 00:12:05,743
This wasn't just any patient,
276
00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:07,644
this was your girlfriend.
277
00:12:07,745 --> 00:12:09,045
Her parents were unreachable,
278
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there were no other surgeons available,
279
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,047
under the same circumstances
280
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I'd do it again!
281
00:12:13,449 --> 00:12:15,949
Dr Canfield, what's the deal around here?
282
00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:17,750
Are we a bunch of nervous bureaucrates
283
00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:18,751
or are we doctors?
284
00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:19,852
Like it or not, Douglas,
285
00:12:19,853 --> 00:12:20,953
and none of us do,
286
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:24,454
practicing medecine in 1989 requires us to be both.
287
00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:28,255
Do you have any idea what this hospital pays
288
00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:30,356
out on legal fees and malpractice claims?
289
00:12:31,257 --> 00:12:32,157
No sir.
290
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:35,258
Over a million dollars annually.
291
00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:38,759
Unfortunately,
292
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,960
it's not only my job to teach you
293
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,361
about the practice of medecine,
294
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,462
but about the consequences of practicing medecine.
295
00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:50,163
Do we understand each other?
296
00:12:50,964 --> 00:12:51,764
Yes sir.
297
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:54,765
Go on.
298
00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:56,466
Beat it.
299
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:04,567
Go give someone else a hard time.
300
00:13:10,668 --> 00:13:11,274
Hi.
301
00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:12,875
How's the patient?
302
00:13:13,776 --> 00:13:14,776
Okay...
303
00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:16,077
Any pain?
304
00:13:17,078 --> 00:13:18,078
Not much.
305
00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:19,179
Good.
306
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,480
I need to check your dressing.
307
00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:21,981
Don't.
308
00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:24,582
I have to...
309
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,483
Send somebody else to do it.
310
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:28,984
Wanda, what's the matter?
311
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,885
I hated that you've examined me
the way you did,
312
00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,086
that you saw me that way...
313
00:13:37,687 --> 00:13:39,287
Hey, I wasn't crazy about it either.
314
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:41,688
But I had no choice...
315
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,689
I've seen a million patients...
316
00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:46,690
You never saw me!
317
00:13:48,091 --> 00:13:49,191
What was I supposed to do?
318
00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:51,192
Drop you off at the hospital and go home?
319
00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:53,293
Just go away.
320
00:13:54,894 --> 00:13:56,694
I don't want to see you anymore.
321
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,295
Wanda, I...
322
00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:18,196
You look like your best friend died.
323
00:14:18,897 --> 00:14:19,997
Worse.
324
00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:21,398
First Canfield reads me the right act
325
00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:23,199
for admitting Wanda into emergency
326
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,200
and Wanda tells me she never
wants to see me again.
327
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:28,501
Why?
328
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,502
She says it's too embarassing.
329
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:34,103
Doogie had to diagnose her appendicitis.
330
00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:36,204
You mean she's never been checked out
331
00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:38,005
by a doctor of the opposite sex?
332
00:14:38,406 --> 00:14:39,806
Guess not on a second date, no.
333
00:14:40,807 --> 00:14:42,707
Excuse me, Mr Sensitive -
334
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,108
Dr Sensitive.
335
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:45,609
When was the last time you were given
336
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,310
a personnal intimate examination
337
00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:49,011
by a doctor of the opposite sex?
338
00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:50,512
Are you kidding?
339
00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:52,513
Give her a little time, sport,
340
00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:53,514
she'll get over it.
341
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,815
Got to fly, see you guys.
342
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,016
Boy...
343
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:03,017
Women.
344
00:15:04,418 --> 00:15:05,718
I don't understand them at all.
345
00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:13,719
Hi.
346
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,920
How are you feeling?
347
00:15:15,421 --> 00:15:16,421
Okay I guess...
348
00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,222
I see Dr Howser did your surgery.
349
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:19,223
Hm-hm.
350
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:21,024
Not too many girls can brag
351
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,725
that they've had their appendix removed
352
00:15:22,726 --> 00:15:24,426
by a sixteen year old doctor...
353
00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:28,127
Supposed to be lying if
anything would have ever happened to me.
354
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,528
Why?
355
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,929
He saved your life!
356
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,430
He was also my boyfriend.
357
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:36,531
Ah.
358
00:15:37,232 --> 00:15:39,432
Everytime I think about what he did...
359
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,433
It was just so intimate.
360
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:47,634
You know...
361
00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:49,535
I've assisted in lots of surgeries,
362
00:15:49,836 --> 00:15:51,036
and when the doctor's operating,
363
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,937
he has to detach himself from his feelings,
364
00:15:53,638 --> 00:15:58,238
that's especially hard to do when the doctor
cares as much about the patient as...
365
00:15:58,439 --> 00:16:00,139
I know Doogie does about you.
366
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,940
I know it's none of my business Wanda,
367
00:16:02,941 --> 00:16:03,941
but I think
368
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:04,942
you're confusing
369
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:06,543
embarassment
370
00:16:07,144 --> 00:16:08,144
with anger.
371
00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:12,045
I also think you're pretty lucky to have Doogie
for a boyfriend.
372
00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:23,746
Howser!
373
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:24,947
You stud!
374
00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:26,748
Did you bring it home?
375
00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:27,549
Bring what home?
376
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:29,450
Her appendix, B-brain!
377
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,951
You know that Shakespeare thing,
378
00:16:31,552 --> 00:16:32,752
"Alas poor Yorrick!
379
00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:34,053
I knew him well."
380
00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:36,354
You could like, talk to her appendix in a jar,
381
00:16:36,355 --> 00:16:37,055
same thing.
382
00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:38,356
I don't know what you're talking about.
383
00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:39,357
Come on!
384
00:16:39,358 --> 00:16:40,958
Tell Uncle Vinnie all about it.
385
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:41,959
There's nothing to tell!
386
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,560
Oh excuse me!
387
00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:45,461
Seeing Wanda Plenn totally naked,
388
00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:47,262
having your hands all over her,
389
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:48,762
eyeball in her internals!
390
00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:50,163
That's nothing?
391
00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:51,464
I didn't see her totally naked,
392
00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:53,065
I didn't have my hands all over her.
393
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:54,966
I removed her appendix,
that's all.
394
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:56,667
How did you find out anyway?
395
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:58,768
Wanda's parents told Richie Fogold's parents
396
00:16:58,769 --> 00:16:59,969
and Fogold told me.
397
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,570
Howser, you're the luckiest guy in the world!
398
00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:05,171
This is a sex pervert's dream come true!
399
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:05,472
Yeah right.
400
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:06,473
"Excuse me Wanda,
401
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:07,474
I just yanked your appendix,
402
00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:09,275
should we close up or do you just wanna neck?"
403
00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:12,376
Trust me Vinnie, you're opening
an unconscious person,
404
00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:14,577
you're exposing diseased internal organs,
405
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:15,778
there's nothing sexy about it...
406
00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:16,979
Would you get out of here,
407
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,780
I've got to eat dinner
and go back to the hospital.
408
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,481
Could you just tell me one thing?
409
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:21,682
Did you have to shave her?
410
00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:23,283
I mean it, get out of here!
411
00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:24,484
Okay, okay...
412
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:30,285
It's like I've been punished
for something that isn't my fault.
413
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:31,986
It's not fair.
414
00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,287
This isn't about fair,
it's about feelings.
415
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,488
What about my feelings?
416
00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:39,889
Doogie...
417
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,090
For any woman,
418
00:17:45,091 --> 00:17:46,591
let alone the sixteen year old,
419
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,292
having a pelvic examination can be
420
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:52,193
a humiliating experience.
421
00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:54,894
It robs you of your dignity,
422
00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:57,895
of control over your own body,
423
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:01,696
intellectually you know it's something
you have to do, but
424
00:18:03,297 --> 00:18:04,297
emotionally,
425
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:06,798
it takes a long time
to get passed the feeling that...
426
00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:09,399
well...
427
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,200
that you've been violated.
428
00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:15,201
But she said she never wants
to see me again.
429
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:16,802
Oh I doubt she meant that.
430
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:18,303
Well she said it.
431
00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:21,504
Well, people says lots of things
when they're upset.
432
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:24,705
So what do I do in the mean time?
433
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:26,406
Back off.
434
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,707
Give it some time.
435
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,108
Let her come to you.
436
00:18:40,909 --> 00:18:41,509
Hi.
437
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:43,810
How are you feeling?
438
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:45,811
Better.
439
00:18:46,412 --> 00:18:48,512
Is that a patient speaking
or a girl speaking?
440
00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:51,313
What's the difference?
441
00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:56,314
Well if it's a patient speaking
I suppose I hum... bill you 40 bucks.
442
00:18:58,415 --> 00:18:58,915
Doogie...
443
00:18:58,916 --> 00:18:59,916
Wanda.
444
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:02,517
You go first.
445
00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:05,024
About the stuff I said
446
00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:07,925
about not ever wanting to see you again,
447
00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:10,026
I didn't mean it.
448
00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:11,927
I was just...
449
00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:13,928
you know, embarassed.
450
00:19:15,329 --> 00:19:16,929
Hey, it's okay.
451
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:18,930
I understand completely.
452
00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:20,131
Forget about it.
453
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:21,132
I mean
454
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:23,633
it had to be pretty embarassing
for you too, uh?
455
00:19:25,134 --> 00:19:26,634
I guess it was, sort of.
456
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:29,035
Can I ask you one thing, though?
457
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,236
Sure.
458
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,237
Did you...
459
00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:36,138
you know, see me naked?
460
00:19:36,739 --> 00:19:37,639
Gee, Wanda!
461
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:38,640
Did you?
462
00:19:39,231 --> 00:19:40,441
Well, not really.
463
00:19:40,842 --> 00:19:41,742
Just from
464
00:19:42,243 --> 00:19:43,943
here, to here.
465
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,444
Oh my god...
466
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:47,645
But I didn't pay much attention,
I swear.
467
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,346
Not that you're not great,
you're great,
468
00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:51,547
It's just that
469
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:52,848
well I was
470
00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:54,649
too busy trying to be a doctor.
471
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:57,650
Come here.
472
00:20:04,451 --> 00:20:06,551
Thanks for taking care of me, Doogie.
473
00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:08,252
Hey.
474
00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:10,553
No big deal.
475
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,200
It's getting kinda late, son.
476
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,401
I know, I'm almost done.
477
00:20:42,002 --> 00:20:45,102
Is everything alright
with you and Wanda?
478
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,103
I guess, unless
she changes her mind again.
479
00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:54,604
Permit hum...
480
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,805
A little wisdom from your old man.
481
00:21:00,006 --> 00:21:02,706
No matter how prodigious
you're until lately
482
00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:04,607
conundrum of womanhood is
483
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,608
seldom grasped and...
484
00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:08,709
never fully understood.
485
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,100
Dr Howser, what's this stuff
about grasping Wanda's conundrum?
486
00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:16,101
Vincent, isn't it passed your bed time?
487
00:21:16,402 --> 00:21:17,202
No, sir.
488
00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:22,603
Well it's passed mine.
489
00:21:23,304 --> 00:21:24,304
Guys.
490
00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:27,005
Good night Dad.
491
00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:28,006
Good night Dr Howser!
492
00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:30,407
Vincent.
493
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,214
Howsy, you shnowzy,
494
00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:37,015
you never told me you grabbed a conundrum!
495
00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:38,716
Well, I don't tell a lot of things.
496
00:21:39,317 --> 00:21:40,017
And?
497
00:21:41,318 --> 00:21:42,318
And what?
498
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,419
Was it
499
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,420
you know,
500
00:21:44,621 --> 00:21:45,421
good?
501
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:46,922
It was very...
502
00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:48,823
... mysterious.
503
00:21:51,324 --> 00:21:52,924
Now would you get out of here,
I got to go to bed.
504
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:53,925
Okay, good night!
505
00:21:57,426 --> 00:21:59,126
Oh Dr Howser!
506
00:21:59,627 --> 00:22:01,227
I love you!
507
00:22:01,277 --> 00:22:05,827
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