All language subtitles for Doll And Em s02e05.eng

Great. Thanks, Tom.

So, Lilly's alone. She's dancing.

She looks up, and... and there's Grace.

And just as suddenly Grace is gone,

and Lilly doesn't know if
it was real or imagined.

Grace was on a boat.

What does she not know
was real or imagined?

Where did the boat come from?

We're just taking it outside
the common sitting room.

- Oh yeah...
- What do you mean?

It's what Virginia Woolf taught me,
but let's not worry about that yet.

Let's just work out the dance,
and Lilly loves to dance.

Yes, she's unselfconscious. She's doing
it for herself, not for anyone else.

Like Flashdance...?

Um... how long exactly am I
going to be dancing on stage?

Could you just maybe get up and show me?

Oh, I... I wish I could,
but I'm scared of heights.

Tom!

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Are you there?

No!

Oh my God!

Um, hi, Ewan. It's Dolly. I
think I just missed your call.

So um... I'm just leaving
a message to say hey.

Um...

Oh, how are you? I'm, um, just
hopelessly lost in New York.

I was just at the social security
office, and now I don't know where I am.

And I... and I just tried to post a letter,

and I think I... I think I
posted it in a... in a dustbin.

[Doll retches and coughs]

We're in a really good place.

Let's try one now where we hear the...
the loneliness and the longing...

in the silence between the words, in a way.

Just...

I'm waiting for an identity.

I mean, t-to have meaning, to exist. I'm
not real until I can carve my name on it.

Good, it's perfect. I really...

- you really inhabited the pain and the...
- Guys I'm so sorry,

I'm so sorry, I have to do this.

- I have to do this... I know...
- Doll...

- I'm so sorry. I know but I have
- We're rehearsing a scene...

to tell you this. Ewan
McGregor called me back.

Ewan McGregor called me back! I mean, I
missed the call, but I left him a message.

Oh, this is the worst.
Wait till you hear this!

As I was leaving him a message on his
voicemail I retched, and then I was sick!

You actually just made me kind of nauseous.

Ah, are you... you still feeling
sick? It would be really irresponsible

for you to come to a rehearsal carrying a
virus. I mean, I'm happy for you, but fuck!

What's the boat for?

The boat? Oh, the boat is a new idea
I've had, and I think it's great because

it really ties in with the major
themes of expatriation and travel,

and Evan's going to wear the boat.

Evan, why don't you hop
in? Shall we have a look?

Tom, do you mind helping
Evan into the boat?

Yeah, but why would she wear the boat?

Doll, don't be narrow-minded. I really want
this play to be elliptical and exciting.

Well, maybe you should get
Virginia Woolf to wear the boat.

- She's not in the play. No she's not.
- Well, she sort of is.

No, I'm making a joke. You are
dressed like Virginia Woolf.

Wasn't very funny.

Guys, don't you think it's
a little late for new ideas.

Yeah, I, uh...

I don't think... I can't
wear the beard and the boat.

Actually, I can't even look at you.

All these last-minute
changes, they just, ah...

Honestly, they reek of indecision and fear.

Oh no, don't be a cunt, Evan. I think
the boat's kind of cool, actually.

What did you call me?

She called you a cunt, but it
doesn't mean the same thing back home.

- Excuse me?!
- No, Doll, you...

In America, there are certain
people you can't say cunt to,

like my mother-in-law for example
doesn't respond well to it,

and I now think we've learnt
that Evan isn't a big fan either.

- No, no. No, she's not.
- Sorry, I... I had no idea.

It's funny because in England it's
almost like a term of endearment.

- Of course it is. I love you, you cunt.
- Shut up, you silly cunt.

- Come and kiss me, you cunt.
- Can we stop saying the ugly word?

Do you think it is ugly, 'cause
I think it's quite a cool word?

- Cunt.
- It's in Chaucer, isn't it?

She sticks her cunt out the
window, and farts through it.

Enough!

Cunt. You're a cunt. You're a cunt.

You know what, in America I do
think it is more gender-specific.

Like you wouldn't say it to a man.

No, no... it's a demeaning
term used only against women.

- Yeah, but that's quite sexist, isn't it?
- Yeah, I know what you mean.

- What?
- Hi.

I'm here for your interview.

So, do you mind if I ask, why aren't
you playing these roles yourselves?

Oh, God no, I... I couldn't. I've
always had terrible stage fright.

Really?

Yeah. Just the thought
of standing on the stage,

and all these people looking up
at me so quietly and expectantly,

and I feel like I'd do something
kamikaze like start crawling

around on all fours, or run
into the audience, or something.

- It's a kind of vertigo, I think.
- Which she's sort of given me now.

'Cause I really wanted to be in a play
and I... um, not vertigo, but I feel a

feeling of wanting to
just shout something out

when it gets very quiet
in the theatre, you know...

- Like what, for example?
- Well like... "Mint!" or something...

- but it would be a... alarming.
- Well, it might be quite exciting

for the audience, distract them from
the seamless drivel we've written.

So you have, um, much
younger actresses playing you.

Would you like to explain that a little?

- Oh, it wasn't really... I don't think...
- Not much younger, like...

- Ten years.
- Ten years? Is it that much? God.

So, Olivia, Evan, what drew
you guys to this project?

Oh sure. I've always just been
really fascinated by female friendship.

And I wanted to be part of a play
written and directed by two women.

I thought that would be really powerful,

and I'm a new mother...
my friends are my lifeline.

So, ah, this is for all
the women in my life.

I'm actually quite active in that respect.

I want to ensure women everywhere
are treated with the respect

and the dignity that
they deserve, you know...

especially amongst their communities.

- Beautiful. Thank you.
- Yeah, sure.

Evan?

Well... I... I... I don't know.
I've always really loved... England.

And, ah, I really wanted
to play an English role.

Yeah, um, but I guess there's
all kinds of English people,

- so...
- Yeah. All kinds of women.

Yeah, so let's talk about
that England-America thing.

[Both] Yeah.

Ah, I guess in this, to
me it feels more about...

Do you know, at the beginning
we felt like we were the

- really... yeah, repressed...
- ...uptight, yeah...

...English ones, um...

- but now I don't know. There's something,
- I know...

- there's a...
- feels like you sort of smashed

- some stereotypes. Yeah...
- something shifted.

'Cause... I mean, I suppose
back home, anybody can be a cunt.

You know, it doesn't matter where you
were born, who you are, or anything.

It's like the... the
National Health Service.

Oh, right...

Um... so...

[Doll retches]

- Are you... are you okay?
- Sweetheart...

Should I get water or...?

- She's okay.
- Okay... great...

So, do you guys feel
ready for opening night?

I mean, I'm basically dying. I
thought I had ten more years at least.

I mean, who's ever going to fancy me again?

Menopause. Even the word is disgusting.

I'm just gonna now, just gonna be,
sort of hair sprouting out of my chin,

and enormous ears, and just
feathers everywhere and just

a mess, of all feathers...

Do you think that interview was all right?

Yes, honey.

I can't stop talking about how crap I am.

I never can. Virginia Woolf's
going to be very disappointed in me.

We've only just made friends, and
I've already sold her down the river.

- Oh, that's brilliant...
- Agghh!

So, take me through your symptoms.

Um... I just feel exhausted a
lot of the time, and nauseous.

My mum says it's the menopause.

When was the last time you had intercourse?

Oh, about a year ago, although
I had a bit of a fumble recently.

What did you get up to
in that toilet, Doll?

You need to have actual penetrative
sex to get pregnant, don't you?

What about the Duchess of Argyll?
Didn't she get pregnant from a sponge?!

- She did.
- Let's do a test, shall we?

Oh, no, how much would that cost?

'Cause I haven't got any medical
insurance, or even a social security card.

- Don't worry Doll, I've got it. Yeah.
- Really?

Do it.

How long have you had that?

This? It's not really a cough or anything.

It's just a... um... it's like a weird
feeling I've got in the back of my throat,

- that I can't really clear...
- You should get that checked out.

Really?

I could take a swab right now if you like.

Yeah, okay. If you think
that would be the right thing.

I have to say, I loved The Newsroom.

Thank you!

Now, just open your
mouth as wide as you can.

And, ah, Match Point. I really love
the British actress who played your mother.

She's always impressed me. Very convincing.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry. He started it.

I'm pregnant, Em.

- You're pregnant?
- Congratulations.

Come on, Doll. It's actually brilliant.

- It's a miracle, really.
- It is a miracle.

Yeah, I know. Immaculate conception.

Maybe you've got the
Second Coming in there.

Don't say that. It's blasphemous.

Jesus Christ, it's from him!

"Thanks for your message, I guess. Kidding.

Never heard someone throw
up on a phone before.

Hope you're over whatever it was. Leaving
today for New Zealand for eight months.

We should grab dinner when I'm back."

Yeah, you, me, and our baby.

Guys, we're home.

Guys!

Isn't it crazy how we're
halfway through our lives,

and still something so
surprising and amazing can happen?

You can be making a whole new life,

a new beginning.

Or just as easy, you could... it... you
know, could be the beginning of the end.

I mean, as a woman our age,
you could be having a baby...

or...

starting to face your own demise.

If it's a girl, would you
consider calling her Emily?

I don't even know if
I'm going to have her, Em.

Oh, Doll.

Look at those girls.

Look at their legs.

If you were a man, would you
just immediately be thinking about

shoving your willy in them, or jizzing
all over their hair or something?

- Yeah, probably.
- Shit.

- Is that what Noah thinks about?
- Definitely.

Where is he anyway?

That doctor really scared me.

Oh no, he was just being conscientious.

They have to do that so you don't
sue them if you get throat cancer.

Don't say that.

Well no, of course you
haven't got throat cancer...

Stop saying that.

That's my mum. She wants to
know what the doctor said.

Let me talk to her.

Teresa, hi ya, how are you? Guess what.

Great news. You're going
to be a granny. Hooray!

- What?
- Yeah, it turns out

Dolly didn't have the
menopause. She's pregnant.

He's a really nice man
from East Sussex, Mum.

He's got a huge estate, and
you know his mother, I think.

Did I mention he was an Earl?

Who is his mother?

Not really. I got knocked up by
an actor in a bar in Brooklyn.

Brooklyn... what's Brooklyn like?

According to your
sister, it's a clich� now.

Are you really pregnant?

I'm confused.

- Hey! How are you?
- How are you?

I was worried about you.

We went to the theatre to surprise
you, but you weren't there.

Then we ended up going out for dinner

with Olivia at this really,
really cool little place downtown.

- It was so delicious.
- Wow...

She's amazing. She's just
like you, just younger.

And funnier.

It's gonna work.

What's so wonderful about bloody Olivia?

Don't answer that. The kids already have.

They're just enjoying the attention.

I know I would. It's intoxicating.

It makes you crazy. That's why I
followed Ewan McGregor into the loo.

- Great!
- No, she's doing it to get close to you.

She's fascinated by you.

Why isn't Evan fascinated by me?

Doll, you're wonderful, and
original, and everybody thinks so.

- Now, come on, let's get to work.
- Well no, I think this is work.

I mean, I think talking
is helping with the play.

Really? How?

Well, I was just about to
say before you interrupted me.

Oh, so sorry.

- No, it's fine.
- Mum, come.

- Mum!
- And if you'd rather

- do this another time...
- There isn't really another time, Doll.

We've got 24 hours before people
watch this thing, whatever it is.

- Mum!
- Oh, God, Noah's going to see it.

I've been completely ignoring him and
the kids, and for what? I feel sick.

Well, what I was going to say is that
although Lilly feels that her life

is much worse than anybody
else's in the whole wide world,

I actually think that she
has quite an easy ride.

I disagree. I don't
think that's true at all.

She went to the perfect primary
school, she's always had boys fancy her.

She went to an amazing university.
Her career has been a huge success.

People are always falling
in love with her...

- No, Doll, I don't...
- Oh, here we go...

"No, Doll, it's not Lilly who's always
had people fall in love with her. It's me."

I wasn't going to say
that. Why would I say that?

It's not even true. Besides,
it's not what the play's about.

Well, I don't really care
about the play, to be honest.

You know, I just thought it was
going to be a change of scene.

That we might have some fun, and...

Well, I think I'd like to...

explore the idea that... um...

Grace's arrival in New York has

paradoxically made Lilly really
miss England more than ever,

and the life she left behind there.

Are you saying that it's my
fault that you're homesick?

Could I just be homesick for
a bit? You've had ten years.

No, of course. I know that, I'm
not saying that. I'm just saying...

writing the play together was always going
to bring stuff up for both of us, you know.

And anyway, I mean, London's quite lonely.

I don't know why you'd
want to go back there.

Well, marriage can be quite lonely
too. I don't know why I left.

You left because you
really love your husband.

Do you think he loves me?

Of course he loves you.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

Come on. We can fix this.

We're going to make this something
Evan and Olivia are proud to be part of.

Shit, it's fucking daunting!
I don't know where to start.

God, Em, can you believe that I'm pregnant?

How did you not know you'd had sex?

I didn't want to dwell on that
bit. I wanted it to be romantic.

Of course you did.

But it's okay. Let's just think
of three possible endings...

- that um... that - Yes, okay.

don't involve Olivia and Noah falling
in love, and riding off into the sunset

- with your children.
- Shut up! Focus.

Okay, come on.

Okay.

I'm onto something.

Motherhood does not
suit Lilly-slash-Olivia.

She has lost her looks, and her hair
is thinning, except about the lips,

neck and forehead.

Oh, that's inspired! Okay, get this down.

- Time has been cruel to Grace-slash-Evan.
- Okay.

Once a woman in control,

she has not been able to maintain
lockdown on her personal hygiene,

and is now riddled with head lice.

- Oh, God, she is!
- I know.

No... no, but seriously,
what if we ended it like...

...like A Midsummer Night's Dream
or As You Like It or something,

with someone talking to
the audience about the play.

But you don't want it to all
sort of tie up too perfectly.

No, but Shakespeare's not doing
that. He's just reminding us that

all the chaos and the confusion,
and the cross-dressing,

and the people falling in
love with the wrong people,

that won't ever end, we're all
going to carry on doing that forever.

That the only real ending is the end
of the play, or in our own lives, death.

Is this about your throat cancer?

- No.
- Mum?

- Mum!
- Coming!

I don't know. Just... I don't
know, write something down.

Coming!

So, was it fun with Olivia?

Yeah, it was. I think the kids miss you.

It's all so miserable.

I don't know how we thought
we could ever pull it off.

Of course you feel miserable.

It is miserable. The fun's in the idea.

Then you make yourself vulnerable.

All that hard work.

You know, you doubt yourself.

At least you and Doll are
still friends through it.

Where'd this come from?

Weird. I have no idea.

You have no idea where lice
shampoo came from, in our house?

- Do you have nits?
- Don't talk to me like I'm a freak.

- Do you have nits? Let me check.
- No! I don't have them!

Let me have a look.

Look, I don't care if you have
'em. I just want to see for myself.

Okay. I... I did have them.

I have done the treatment
now about four times,

and I definitely got rid of them.

Well, let me see.

Okay.

That feels so nice.

Fuck!

- Fucking Doll!
- It wasn't her.

Why do you lie for her?

- Do our kids have it?
- No!

I can't understand why
you cover up for her.

The whole family gets nits.

It's fucking gross.

Noah...

Look, I don't want to share a bed with you.

Why don't you go downstairs, and
share a bed with your girlfriend?

Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Then
Olivia could come here and live with you.

Dolly's pregnant!

Congratulations.

Suppose you're the father.

Ugggh!

Why haven't you got throat cancer?
You smoke when you're playing tennis.

There's no pleasure in life worth giving up
for two more years in an old people's home.

- Any sign of our actresses?
- No.

I'll send you the bill tomorrow.

It's your show. Own it.

- Doll, we can do this.
- We can't do this.

I mean, you're gonna get vertigo.

You're not going to be
able to get on the platform.

You're gonna try and
jump into the audience.

I don't know what you're talking about.

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